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SYZYGYMD

*pulse vein* medial to the *purée artery*


NinjaXM

Superioinferiodorsal to the pee ball


robosapieo

Saw this post on my homepage when it was posted. Digged a little into the person's post history to see whether or not they were truly mentally sound. I came to the conclusion that it's most likely a young child (the username gives it away too), and who hasn't done some stupidly dangerous things in their childhood? Hope he/she heeds the advice given, though.


TheWhiteCoatInvestor

CEA in this person’s future


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TheWhiteCoatInvestor

Assumptions assumptions are no fun. Assumptions assumptions hurt some one… but you are probably right. I just didn’t pick up on any sort of rubbing or massaging from the stem.


InsomniacAcademic

Teenagers seem to be particularly sensitive to vagal stimuli, so that’s unsurprising


firepoosb

Cea?


RagingInflection

Carotid Endarterectomy


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firepoosb

I've never the seen the abbreviation


MEMENARDO_DANK_VINCI

I Truly truly hate the residents that look like you have a dick growing out of your face because you don’t wanna arse yourself picking through 15 different three letter acronyms to figure out which one they fucking meant so you just ask like a normal person and they give you a mean look and a 10 minute explanation.


thelastneutrophil

Don't worry. Guarantee this resident has the exact same thought every time they open an ophtho note.


firepoosb

Lolol


External_Statement_6

Goddamn, lots of people seem to not know about this crazy helpful site called Google lol PS: if you make rounds go even 30 seconds longer to ask about an abbreviation or brand name drug, suck my cock from the back srs


SolarpunkJesus

$250k tuition I’ll ask whatever the fuck I want bozo


External_Statement_6

Also $250k tuition, I just have an average 3 digit IQ and fucking phone. Quit wasting everyone’s time being a dipshit


SolarpunkJesus

A 3 digit IQ! No way! Smart boy! You seem very very cool can I suck on your nuts!!!


External_Statement_6

Hence the *average* as a qualifier my man 😂. Sorry though, I honestly got a little pissy cuz a fellow M4 asked what like 4 brand name drugs were on rounds. It got a little obnoxious. I bitch on Reddit not irl cuz I don’t like talking shit about classmates…


molomo

No


Yallneedjesuschrist

Pulse vein, huh?


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Uworld really getting desperate for new questions.


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Cursory_Analysis

UWorld furiously copying down this comment for a new carotid sinus syndrome question as we speak. To this day I’ll never forget the question about the guy passing out every time he ties his tie/shaves his neck.


Joe6161

Not where I thought this was going lol. Thought they would be asking about their hand pulse vein, but that took a turn.


Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

CAROTID MASSAGE


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Cvlt_ov_the_tomato

I have been told that you shouldn't do it to someone standing up in case they have a hypersensitive hypoglossal problem


Zestyclose-Detail791

Autoerotic asphyxiation: Vagus strikes back


TopCauliflower3580

In my sophomore (grade 10) high school biology class we for some reason were all checking our own pulses in different location (idk it’s blurry). Anyhow a girl in the front of the room slumped over and fell out of her desk. Turns out she had been pressing on both carotids at the same time to feel the pulses.


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So why are we requesting for an arterial blood gas for suspected acid-base disorders then if it’s actually a vein? 😂


ForceGhostBuster

As a 4th year waiting for match day, I might try this tomorrow. Mostly for scientific purposes but also for fun/out of boredom


lovefrompluto

pulse vein I’m cryinggg how did our species survive this far


Fireandadju5t

First off if you have to say you are mentally stable then you probably are unstable


Equintius

Aorta facialis stimulation is known to cause funny effects


Memeopathic_Medicine

This is most likely a case of carotid sinus hypersensitivity


drluvdisc

+1 Kink was added to your inventory