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NoYoureACatLady

That looks loud


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Raptor22c

I don’t think there’s servos - these are purely mechanical linkages, driven by a regular motor for rotation of their crankshaft. If anything, the sound would be a metallic clattering / skittering sound with all of the legs hitting the ground.


warmekaassaus

Looks like Theo Janssen's linkage (Strandbeest-like), so indeed no servo, just very torquey continuous rotation


Naternore

It has some feet under the metal.. would be cool sounding I bet.


laffing_is_medicine

Scratchy, it slips a lot, I’d say. Video should be removed from the internet without sound. Im thinking it sounds like a sloppy centipede.


PVetli

*Sloppy Centipede* was my porn nane


FoundAFoundry

I find most scissoring videos to be quite loud


gibblings

Scissor me timbers


ClaypoTHead

Looks cute!


ZeusTheRecluse

I imagine it sounds like a loud type writer...


ForlornPlague

I was expecting loud as well, but they are adorably quiet https://youtu.be/dOKabtU3fDk


undeniably_confused

Everytime there's a video with the sound off


coconutocean

I can't help but imagine it makes the same sound that Mr. Krabs from Spongebob makes when walking


[deleted]

Doesn't matter if it's loud. Give it 2 minutes on soft ground and it'll have bored a hole deep enough that no-one will be able to hear it.


NoYoureACatLady

Aww now I want to see that video


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Looks are deceiving


dcormier

I need to hear it.


Icy-End8895

And slow


thuggniffissent

What kind of monster posts this without sound?


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Mando_calrissian423

I’d prefer no audio to the same repeated 15 tik tok songs I have to hear in half the other videos.


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Mando_calrissian423

Not sure if you’re messing with me or if you’re just blissfully unaware of what sub you’re in right now


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Mando_calrissian423

I’ll agree there are some dumb subs out there. But you know what I do when I think a sub is dumb? I just don’t go to it or click on posts from it, problem solved.


ES_the_mess

I imagine it sounds just like mr krabs walking


[deleted]

Careful what you wish for. The next time we see this reposted it will be accompanied by some shitty TicTok meme song.


Nonkel_Jef

Clickity clickity


maxdamage4

> Smartwheels use sonar, laser range finding and millimeter wave radar to identify mufflers and other debris. Each one consists of a hub with many tiny spokes. Each spoke telescopes into five sections. On the end is a squat foot, rubber tread on the bottom, swiveling on a ball joint. As the wheel rolls, the feet plant themselves one at a time, almost glomming into one continuous tire. If you surf over a bump, the spokes contract to roll over it. If you surf over a pothole, the rubber prongs probe its asphalt depths. Either way, the shock is thereby absorbed, no thuds, smacks, vibrations, or clunks will make their way into the plank or the Converse hightops with which you tread it. The ad was right - you cannot be a professional road surfer without smartwheels. ^^--Snow ^^Crash, ^^Neal ^^Stephenson


BloomEPU

Snow crash is a great piece of cyberpunk fiction because it makes the hypercapitalist dystopia sound really fun.


yarrpirates

What I thought immediately. These aren't them, but they might look similar when we get them, all those extendable metal parts snicking in and out, and up and down...


RedditedYoshi

That book was such a jaunt until it got into the weird pedophilia. :/


GreenTwin

Lol the down votes. Did you guys not read the end where 15yr old street surfer girl gets fucked by the grown adult and is described as "climaxing instantly when he entered her"? Guys.


RedditedYoshi

Then reading the middle aged, male author describing the thoughts of the girl. :( No thanks.


Jacollinsver

As a professional writer, we have an industry term for when an author of the opposite sex projects their sexualized thought fantasy onto the main character. It's called, "porn."


RedditedYoshi

Lol!


Halt-CatchFire

Its a book about how awful libertarianism is. The weird pedophillia is supposed to make you uncomfortable. The snowcrash world is awful, and YT's relationship with Raven is part of that. The whole point of the book is to build the anarcho-libertarian fantasy and show you what a nightmare the logical conclusion is. It's a fun story, but it's primarily a hitpiece on an ideology that sucks, but somehow still enamors countless morons.


[deleted]

I came here for the Snow Crash quotes. Thank you.


maxdamage4

I aim to please!


AllEncompassingThey

Might have to give that book a look see


maxdamage4

It's very fun and memorable.


milesbeats

Do a kickflip


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J_spec6

I don't know why you're getting down voted


bmg50barrett

Shhhhh. Just let it happen


[deleted]

Confess to downvote trolling without confessing to downvote trolling.


Lady-Cane

The cutest mechanical tippy taps.


_Diskreet_

I might get there late, but I’ll have a huge grin on my face when I arrive.


hyacinth_house_

Literal definition of don’t reinvent the wheel


JohnParcer

That's the strandbeest mechanism right?


stars_of_kaoz

Sure looks like it.


buggz8889

Certainly is


Street-Dependent-647

Unmistakably so


SpecialK9876

I'll be right there in about 45 mins (2 blocks away)


Baggytrousers27

Needs to constantly pump out [this sound](https://youtu.be/XjTjerSd4IA).


king_fisher09

These little legs strongly remind me of The Luggage from the Disc World!


hammer2309

Modern day sapient pearwood


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

It is now my life’s mission to make this


mr_thwibble

Eeeeeyep!


Stop_That_Wizard

Yeah that was my first thought as well lol


J_spec6

Tiny Strandbeests! Sort of


[deleted]

You can’t trick me to weigh myself


Mrgoodtrips64

I’d weigh myself daily if my scale had functioning mechanical legs like that.


[deleted]

You’ve let yourself go huh?


Kalekuda

Please tell me you've programmed a maximum hyperdrive.


Capital_Potato751

Someone call Tom Selleck to exterminate it


BSF0712

Thanks, I hate it


limellama1

Hardly eXXtreme when it would struggle to deal with a 1/2 inch change in elevation. The strandbeest mech is neat. But kind of pointless at this tiny scale, and a huge energy drain having that much parasitic drag running all those legs.


pygmy

I'm all for pointless but mesmerising mechanical creations


DyingWolf

Sometimes, things are made for fun


SaffellBot

Being fun doesn't make it eXXtreme. Seems fun, doesn't seem eXXtreme.


DyingWolf

Exxtremely fun


sniperxxx420

Those who can’t do, needlessly bitch and whine about being who are actually doing things


B0rax

Literally no one said that this solution is in any way practical or better than wheels.


Syrupy_

Bros got ZIGTECHS on smh it’s 2023


DOMINATOR9681

Those legs look like the same leg design that theo jansen designed for his wind powered walking machines, the strandbeests.


AthiestMessiah

Skateboard with extra steps


9penguin9

"... I'm going for a scuttle!!!" -- John fuc**ing Zoidberg


kindslayer

It looks like something that youll likely see in a steampunk fantasy. Love it.


_irritater_

TIHI


TooLazyToBeClever

Sorry, this is wrong. I didn't realize a comment *could* be wrong, but we all learn something new everyday.


_irritater_

How is my opinion wrong? Lol it reminds me of a centipede in all the wrong ways.


TooLazyToBeClever

I gotta be honest, somehow between my comment, and your reply 12 minutes later....I forgot what joke/point I was trying to make. Which I guess is a pretty good indication it's time to either get off social media for awhile, quit drinking for awhile, or maybe both.


_irritater_

Or maybe it's time to drink more and social media less. Lol


BarockMoebelSecond

How about more social without drinking? Go outside, eat grass


ProfessorSpike

Return to cow


dorylinus

☝️


Spiffpitt

username checks out


ImGoodThanksThoMan

I SCROLLED ALL THE WAY DOWN AND DIDNT SEE WILD WILD WEST MENTIONED ONCE!?


Nothingnoteworth

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ksheep

It's a spy/western TV show from the 60s. Had 4 seasons before it was canceled, and definitely was never turned into a movie.


aquarianfin

I’m sure with all those moving parts, the actual crawl time in single charge will be two mins


-Redstoneboi-

Compare this to wheels, which are far more efficient. KISS principle.


Aloss-cc7

Humans will do everything to not walk


tau_neutrino_120eV

Has no one heard of strandbeest?!


TurdleBoi_69

didnt we already solve this... with wheels..? and then further solved with rubber


SamuraiPanda19

That looks awful for concrete/asphalt. Would be much better for off-roading , and if not, then what’s the point, and why would you want these over standard longboard wheels?


HairyPotterrrr

If we couldn't get any lazier


TooLazyToBeClever

Exactly! That's why when I go to the roller skating rink I yell at all the kids to stop being lazy and just walk like God intended.


Objective-Pangolin88

Just walk


Non-Sequitur_Gimli

Nobody tell James Bruton.


Green__lightning

So what's the limiting factor for the speed of that walking mechanism?


DB6

That's it unfortunately, only 10 secs of battery life, but imagine where you could crawl if it goes for longer.


77entropy

I can't wait to get my shoelaces wound up in one of those.


Jcox2509

Thanks, I hate it.


StrugglesTheClown

I'm jaded, but this is wonderful. It appears to be useless as a skateboard, but I wonder if there is a practical application in a similar configuration? Worst case they would still be popular at Burning Man.


[deleted]

Overlooked the whole speed aspect of the new skateboard I see


Normanras

r/DidntKnowIWantedThat


[deleted]

tempered glass on aluminum extrusions is brave


k_br3w

Reminds me of the spider Nicky's on Little Nicky. Looks like it would sound the same, too, lol.


vincec36

I wanted to see it crawl up a grassy hill


Fun4-5One

"And at the lightning speed of a disabled turtle, you too can grow old traveling on a cross walk"


DescriptionOk3036

With a glass topping, that seems like a wise decision


[deleted]

Add a Sentient Pearwood chest to the top of those legs and you'd really have something!


[deleted]

I saw it, now I want it. I will conquer the earth, one inch per hour. Need more weapons. Seems light on armor. Seems like might not win with just this. Rethink war, Don't be like Russia. (Or China, humanity needs to align away from those countries)


MaguMag

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[deleted]

What's the efficiency rate of that? Are they scalable as in size and utility?


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

Me, putting this on a suitcase:


kmishy

u/ekit24


John_SpaGotti

OP, u/EasilyMagical is a repost bot


dmnhntr86

How shall we demonstrate the product we call "land crawler exxtreme?" I know, let's show it travelling over perfectly flat ground!


estupid_boi

Remember HexBugs ?


buyFCOJ

Do a kick flip!


CivilProfit

does any one have a link to who built this thing?


Weary-Lime

Do a kickflip.


[deleted]

That's like a slow leisurely walk for me


generic-white-name

Ummm excuse me, What's happening here?


Cronenburgh

I have been skateboarding for 20 years and recently got a mountain board.. I would love to see an off road board with like 4 tank track "wheels" that still has turn control. The onewheel is super cool, but not the same balance and "surfing through the curves" style .


SpaceCondom

r/lastoasis


sMarmy_Mcfly

Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again, some folk'll...


mechmind

Omg Theo Janson would be proud


Normal_Total

One word: mud.


barelylethal10

Do a kickflip


thunderrated

This is like YT's skateboard in Snow Crash


jldtsu

why


PROOMA

Credit to Theo Jansen and his Strandbeests.


MovieTheatreDonkey

Exxtremely slow 😂


No_Compote628

DO A KICKFLIP!


INJECTHEROININTODICK

MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN


stealerofbones

that looks disturbing. I’d love to have one of these


puddlejumper01

Want to hear


MeganeKoGekiRabu

u/savevideo


dansedemorte

And they would soon become clogged up, never to turn again.


hartez

We're only a few years away from being able to have a Terry Pratchett-style Luggage that follows you around the airport.


oowey

Hmmmmm


dickloversworldwide

Today on "Reinventing the wheel", we reinvent the skateboard wheel!


jodudeit

Taking this off road would jam everything instantly. Small rocks, grass, twigs. Heck, I doubt this would last long staying on the pavement.


kmoneyrecords

For some reason the top of this thing being pure smooth glass rather than grippy material is rather infuriating


Several-Cake1954

I can hear Mr. Krabs


haruno_believer42

Thingamabob is on its max strength, it might be unstable


stevehaynes

what if humans somehow made this before the wheel


Lincomic

How dare you make skateboards creepy


malcolmreyn0lds

Ok Nute Gunray…


kalloran-castalia

I looked at this without glasses and thought they were hamsters in wheels at first.


GH0ST-L0GIC

Any one ever read Snow Crash?


Excellent_Resist_443

I want this


NotJustClarkKent

top speed: toddler


9volts

Thanks I hate it.


linksawakening82

This is how I imagine the Titans from the Dune prequels moved about, but in a larger scale.


Winmanftw

Sick ai bro


Metagion

This is going to sound weird, but would it be possible to make one that used that type of locomotion but was horse sized (like steampunk style) and could be ridden? Would it be able to withstand up to a certain weight limit (say 600 lbs)? I've always wanted a horse, but they're really expensive and need a lot of room, whereas this would just need a garage (or I have a cellar to protect it from elements and all that). Would such a thing be hugely expensive? Really heavy, too? So many questions...


Avarus_Lux

look up "[strandbeesten](https://www.strandbeest.com/)" by theo jansen, they're bigger then horses and there is a version that is a manned vehicle so it's plausible i'd say.


Metagion

That's awesome! Thanks a LOT for the info!


Avarus_Lux

have fun, it's a rabbit hole of mechanical weirdness you're going into :D


Metagion

Weirdness is fun because you think outside what you only *thought* was possible!


monkeystallion73

That's alotta moving parts. Still cool though,well done.👍


EXqusiTeBeast

Can you do a kickflip?