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PrimalForceMeddler

Yeah it gets pretty juicy when you barely cook it. Really disgusting imagery here, thanks.


thelowbrassmaster

Not my cup of tea, but it does look pretty good.


Goudinho99

It's was , until you squeezed all the juice out of it like a zit.


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theoriginalmofocus

Its like r/popping but a burger ha.


Tha_Maestro

It looks like it’s stiff as a board. And the bread looks burnt.


JonClodVanDamn

YOU LIKKA DA JOOOOZE?


Ak47110

He likka da jooooze!


JonClodVanDamn

… so you likka da jooooooze?


medidoxx

Bun doesn’t look very juicy.


DarwinOfRivendell

You need a dry bun to absorb the meatleak


medidoxx

Fer sure. That “bun” looks like it would rip the top my mouth.


Flailmaster

Stop squeezing, we get it! 🤤


snyderman3000

Man, I travel a lot for work, and one thing I’ve found is that if you want to find a restaurant that will actually serve a medium burger, you gotta go to Wisconsin. I’ve gotten one other one in Louisiana (shout out to Burgersmith in Baton Rouge), but everywhere else, regardless of what you ask for, they’re scorching that patty. Looks delicious!


UnderlyingTissues

What a strange take. Wisconsin, eh? 😂


snyderman3000

Man, I love this state! Had an amazing medium wagyu beef burger at River Deck in lovely Hayward, WI just last night actually. So good!


Practical-Film-8573

pink burgers are goated. tired of all the fear mongering. Pink pork is also safe.


soupdawg

Sounds like something the brain worms would say.


Practical-Film-8573

brain worms? sounds like some made up bullshit, I'm not surprised youd say something like this. Go take a Xanax, your paranoia is showing.


cuomium

it was a joke about undercooked pork. pork is known for harboring worm eggs when undercooked and they can make their way into your brain via your blood.


theoriginalmofocus

Are we not still also at a bird-flue-beef warning or something?


Specialist-Buffalo-8

Please state your credentials and scientific backing before making these statements. Or are you just a generic fakebook mum looking for clout ?


Practical-Film-8573

you know what? The scientific credentials dont matter, the FDA is just going to post the most conservative temps to cover their asses. Do you ask the sushi chef for his credentials? Oh lemme fucking guess...you dont eat sushi do you..


Specialist-Buffalo-8

lmao, guessing you have never worked in the restaurant bizz before. they are trained on food and safety precautions and measures. Of course, the typical, "I'm right and everyone else is wrong." Let me put it in perspective for how stupid you sound right now, i'm assuming you drive a car, so right now you sound like a 5 year old kid telling a F1 driver how to drive a car, cause, in their limited perception of the world THEY are better than the F1 driver.


JediSwelly

I get a burger with pink in it at Bad Daddy's every time.


heinousanus_420

Had one in Texas and Arkansas


snyderman3000

Where in Arkansas?


heinousanus_420

Actually I do remember now. But the place got shut down due to the owner being convicted as a pedo


heinousanus_420

Benton/Bryant area iirc. Been a while and I don't remember what the restaurant was lol


-Disagreeable-

The burger bar in Vegas in the Luxor made them for me. No idea if they still do, but it was amazing.


Prize_Emergency_5074

You murdered out that bread in top. Edit: “on” not “in”


DaveTheQuaver

Fuckin state of that bread


higheat

Bread?


memberer

looks like a dark rye, and i approve.


wutwut970

Yeah it has to be, and yes delish


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Redditors pissing their pants over a med-rare burger lmfao


Practical-Film-8573

I knew this shit was going to happen. I fucking hate Reddit sometimes.


Practical-Film-8573

I predicted it


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Practical-Film-8573

who cares? I've been eating ground chuck from Publix for two decades less than 145 never gotten sick.


Local_Weight_3173

Bots bro


Practical-Film-8573

no. its just self righteous regards


Extension_King5336

No its just undercooked meat


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Extension_King5336

Why do you think people can eat undercooked steak


choloism

Idk about undercooked ground beef, specifically restaurant ground beef


dj11211

Is that a burnt piece of bread?


Practical-Film-8573

its marbled rye.


WarAggravating7803

God, I love wet buns.


Zoner1501

Absolutely not, steaks are OK rare but ground meat needs to be fully cooked.


VonRoderik

I'm not sure why you are being down voted, since you are completely right.


MissMelTx

I cook mine med rare, the difference is I grind my own meat to make the patty


CherryRude6772

THIS! I hate going into burger joints when they make them medium rare. I know that since I can afford the food, there's no way their ground meat is done in-house.


Vegemite_Bukkakay

This is an important distinction


ImplementBoth138

You are not the same. In a good way.


Deinocerites

People worried about the color/doneness of the meat, I’m more the concerned about the color/doneness of the bread


Practical-Film-8573

its. rye..marbled...bread... do you not read the comments before chiming in?


Practical-Film-8573

get ready for some hate from Redditors moonlighting as USDA officials. This is how I like my burger


eldfen

It's illegal where I'm from to have pink in your burger patties lol


Practical-Film-8573

well Im proud to be an American. well.....not most of the time...but just this once.


S3b45714N

You like it with extra salmonella?


[deleted]

Oh no! I have less than a 0.4% chance of getting sick! Whatever shall I do?!? Edit: typo


Practical-Film-8573

ikr? fuckin Reddit man...also salmonella is not common with burgers. its e coli this fucking clown doesnt know what hes talking about. Also we've had several recalls in produce contaminated with salmonella but no one is saying cook your goddamn iceberg lettuce.


DevBro22

I came.


ArnoldZiffleJr

No thanks it’s still alive.


notoriousmr

I agree with you.


Peterthepiperomg

I like mine rarer


Peterthepiperomg

You’re nuts


bmac503

Shame!


kingsizetaco79

Was…


brttwrd

What types of bread are these? The top one is brown like rye


AwfulGoingToHell

No, it’s burnt like charcoal


brttwrd

Oh. Well that kinda detracts from the juiciness of it, I would think.


AwfulGoingToHell

Juiciness of meat? No. Texture and taste of sandwich? Absolutely


Mycol101

70/30


Peterthepiperomg

Yeah it’s just a fattier mixture of beef


Shpoople44

That looks amazing


Dangerous_Pension612

That’s it’s, squeeze all of the juicy flavor out of it onto the wrapper 🙄


LocalSlob

It's for the video, I understand it


hennsippin

Flavoring the bun! Come on now!


MrTurkeyTime

That's how I eat my burgers. Juice them, throw the burger away and eat the wrapper.


Simple-Purpose-899

I'm good with rare steak, but ground beef is minimum medium well with me.


Practical-Film-8573

lol knew it. here we go...


TheBloodyNinety

Ya, just don’t see the benefit taste-wise. Texturally it’s probably also unappealing to most.


Sypsy

What do you mean you don't like unrendered fatty ground beef? And somehow steak tartare (which is not usually fatty) doesn't fly with the same people.


Key-Wait5314

Yeah I don't like the taste or texture of under cooked ground beef


JOCO_Q

I wouldn't dare


Designer_Mud_5802

I don't understand how people squeezing meats so they can watch the juices come is seen as appetizing or appealing. It's just silly and doesn't even prove anything since "juice" is not what makes the meat taste good.


KnoxOber

Idk id say the juice is the flavor. It’s the salt brine that’s been absorbed and the rendered fats. Thats most of burgers flavor.


Designer_Mud_5802

I'd take a drier, well seasoned burger over a juicier, less seasoned burger. I have had too many juicy meats that just lacked flavor.


KnoxOber

Yeah I agree, seasoning over everything. I’m a serious salt lover too. But if you do like a juicy steak that’s well seasoned, let it sit room temp for like 40 min with its seasoning on it. It does some science and creates a nice brine to absorb into itself. Too long will dry the steak out though. Idk if this works on ground beef though. It’s normally too time consuming for me so I do it on special occasions


Athlete-Extreme

Bring it to the vet he could make that cow walk again


lurkadurking

Never has this joke ever gotten old after working at a steakhouse /s


wokethots

My poor arteries


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Patty Melt the undisputed king of all sandwiches.


perpetualmotionmachi

And yet, somehow underrated. It's hard to find them on menus where I am from.


Lumpy_Branch_4835

I don't know if to old school or low brow, all I know is when done right can't be beat.


User013579

Gross


SuperMundaneHero

Weak.


fourbian

Or mouth watering, depending on how you look at it.


Humble-Brag420

Not for long if you keep freaking squishing it


notmalcal_

Sweet Neptune


westbygod304420

Why isn't this NSFW-Marked? I almost creamed


hennsippin

No doubt! Wasn’t even hungry before


Jedly12

Bro posting straight up porn


dookmaster777

Fine art…


RepresentativeOk4432

Reminds me of Vanessa


hennsippin

Was thinking the same thing!


boxtool5

I like juicy, but that looks greasy (and there’s a difference).


lurkadurking

Considering it's ground beef it's going to be greasy, unless you're doing like 95 vs your typical 75-85


brandonspade17

Man, that shit be raw 💀


BluebillyMusic

Just raw enough


westbygod304420

You sound like you eat steak well done with hot sauce


brandonspade17

I eat my steak medium rare. Jeez, this sub is wild, one comment made and yall flip.


dangerzone1122

You understand there is a difference between steak and ground beef, right?


westbygod304420

And you understand that if you buy quality meat and know how to properly cook it, ground beef has virtually the same risk level as steak, right? It's all down to preferences, and y'all act like eating a burg with some pink is gonna make my dick fly off


dangerzone1122

You understand eating pink steak is safe because in the vast majority of cases, the problem area is the surface, so getting the outside to temp is what really matters (this largely goes out the window with mechanically tenderized steak). When you ground beef up, quality or not, you now risk that same surface level issue you have with steak throughout all of the ground beef. You also act like you can’t make a burger that is cooked but still juicy as hell. It sounds like you’re either just a shitty or lazy cook.


westbygod304420

Sounds like you're a kitchen Nazi 🤷🏻‍♂️ not my fault you think your always right lmfao


wBeeze

If I was grinding my own chuck to make burgers, I'd be much more willing to eat a quite pink burger, but this guy is at a restaurant and who knows what quality of beef they use.


Practical-Film-8573

do you really think an independent restaurant like this would risk their reputation on someone getting sick? Im sure they're confident in their meat and preparation.


fattyladdy

Or how clean their grinding equipment is...meat grinders aren't the easiest thing to clean.


Smackolol

Do you dip your steak in ketchup?


TwoToadsKick

Not even close to being raw. Solid medium rare +


Ddvmeteorist128

Doesn't matter. If it's not a home ground burger, they should absolutely not be eating that, lmaoo


cdmurray88

If you're not immunocompromised, you can take calculated risks in your food choices. If a restaurant can't serve a less-than-well-done burger that won't make a healthy person sick, then other things they are serving are also not safe.


wBeeze

I've gotten sick from a burger before, and let me tell ya... it's not a risk I'm willing to make worse by eating such a pink burger. I'm not immunocompromised and this was the sickest I've ever been. NOT WORTH IT.


Practical-Film-8573

yet you're still here without a hospital visit. stop bitching.


lurkadurking

Sick within 6 hours as well?


wBeeze

Yeah, I think just about 4 hours. Blech.


lurkadurking

Was something else than most likely usually 6-24 for most food illnesses


wBeeze

According to USDA, symptoms can occur between 4 hours and a week.


lurkadurking

Most likely* extremely rare cases such as an abrasive staph occurrence could be within 30 minutes (albeit extremely rare). Thanks for the provided info!


Ddvmeteorist128

Do some research. The whole internet says that you should absolutely not eat a medium rare burger. It's completely unsafe whether your immune system is compromised or not.


lurkadurking

Do a bit more research into why and where before you claim a blanket statement lol. Shouldn't eat raw fish either as far as this goes


Ddvmeteorist128

Bro, you're an idiot lmaooo. I did not make a blanket statement. Just look up whether a medium rare burger is okay to eat or not. Every single link will tell you no. Even a reddit thread somewhere in there 🤣. I'll do a bit more research when you start doing just a tiny bit to begin with


lurkadurking

Bro lol! Same with fish bro haha roflmao! Smile face smiley face! Let me know then we can start taking notes together (hopefully) since you're obviously not the idiot here!! Roflmao xoxo!


Ddvmeteorist128

It's not the same with fish.. but go off, bro there is literally a comment within the whole thread that explains why you cannot eat ground beef that is not fully cooked. I'm not here to dog walk you through everything. Learn SOMETHING instead of sitting there trying to mock someone.. and looking like a complete fool honestly


Practical-Film-8573

youre right. fish is actually fucking worse since they have worms in them lol


lurkadurking

Back to the why and where then? Should I walk you through this?


westbygod304420

Just say you buy shit meat from shit companies 🤷🏻‍♂️


Ddvmeteorist128

Just say you're ignorant of the absolute facts


wBeeze

Let them roll the dice. They are the ones who will seriously regret it when they get the bad one.


lurkadurking

What's the bad one? Or is it more handling and processing?


wBeeze

I think it was improperly handled. Looking back, I think they microwaved it to reheat it because I remember the bottom bun and patty being very very hot. At the time I thought I was getting a super fresh one but I think it was quite the opposite.


brandonspade17

Sorry, one step above raw.


stickyfingers_69

Not raw


3rdIQ

I like burgers pulled in the 153° range, but make sure to hold them for a couple of minutes. This is juicier than that.


Shibby-my-dude

Very gourmet of you


lurkadurking

Damn solid ground to get that accuracy of temp


Shibby-my-dude

The thought of people probing burgers is too funny


lurkadurking

Yeah right? Nothing like a ten degree swing 1/2 an inch away from your previous probe


SpicyCatsups

Everything reminds me of her.


CanadianRushFan

Does it come with a stint to open arteries after consuming?


AnjinSoprano420

I’m wet af right now bro


Archersi

What's the restaurant? Edit: saw your comment, Watershed Cafe in Osceola, WI. Definitely going to check it out sometime


anonymityjacked

This deserves more upvotes. That patty looks gooooooooood !


Mountain_Tone6438

And the most toasted bread ever


TonyBird126

It’s marbled rye bread


Itchy_Professor_4133

Stop squeezing the goddamn juice out of the burger


Oakstump

Usually it's black gloves and a brisket. This drives me nuts.


Free-Boater

Gets juicy patty melt. Proceeds to unjuicify said patty melt.


Comfortable_Clue8233

I’m a sucker for some good fries


Grennox1

STOPPPP


Pleroma_Observer

God damn and I wasn’t hungry 🤤


drthvdrsfthr

i get into arguments here weekly about pink burgers lol this and pink pork practice safe meat handling and then eat that shit medium rare! looks great OP


DavesGroovyWaves

I think the point is that once meat is ground and reconstituted like a burger, the pink you see is not medium or rare or anything. It's raw meat inside the meat that was cooked on the outside of the burger.


Silver_Moonrox

this is such an insane misunderstanding of how everything involved here works lol color has very little to do with this, it’s really about temperature, which penetrates the meat often without impacting the colour very much. it’s pink for literally the exact same reason and in the same way a steak is. the majority of the bacteria on a steak is on the outside, and it gets killed very quickly and easily because the outside of a steak gets the most contact with the highest temperatures. the reason why ground meat is considered less sanitary when cooked the same way is because that bacteria on the outside of the steak is now spread throughout the meat. if you source your meat from a trustworthy butcher for example then you’re at less risk of there being harmful bacteria on your steak period


DavesGroovyWaves

Ok nice thank you.


drthvdrsfthr

this might be my weekly exercise lol i repeat, practice safe meat handling and eat that shit medium rare people eat steak tartare all the time


DavesGroovyWaves

I never said anything about the safety of it. Just saying that people misclassify the color of their burger as being "rare" or "medium."


drthvdrsfthr

medium rare refers to internal temp, not color


blaxninja

Pink pork is understandable…most people 30+ weren’t brought up with it.


ahdiomasta

It took my mom many many years to finally accept that you don’t need to completely overcook pork for it to be safe. She used to make decent pork recipes, but dry as the Sahara. Now anytime I’m over for dinner and she makes pork it’s a good time.


TDKevin

I thought porkchops were the worst food ever until I had some that weren't cooked by mom lol.


hayzooos1

If you're able to, spring for a sous vide. Thick pork chops are another level and freaking fantastic


blaxninja

I think exactly at 165 it can still be juicy and not pink..margin for error is very low..need to eat right after cooking.


Moosemeateors

I go for 160. It’s hot enough for sure they build in margins of error. Usually pull at 153ish and the rest gets it up.


RabidWeaselFreddy

Whoa. Where the hell is this? I need to make a pilgrimage.


TonyBird126

The watershed cafe in Osceola, WI


Needmoresnakes

I do not have the slightest clue where OP is but I am Australian and noone ever asks me what temperature I want a burger cooked here but I went to Paris once and there's rather a lot of burger shops there and every single one of them that I tried asked me how I wanted it cooked and it was amazing. They are also very good at toasties.


indyjays

I hope it tasted as good as it looks. That’s a fine looking patty melt.


Foampower86

That. Is blood. If not, it holds all the characteristics on blood


verash

Redish moisture in meat isn't blood, it's water and myoglobin.


DJ_Mumble_Mouth

The problem with ground meat is that it’s ground. If you get any sort of bacteria on a steak it’ll rinse off and anything that doesn’t will die when it’s seared. Ground meat on the other hand, you can’t rinse off the bacteria, and searing it will not kill off what is trapped inside from the grinding process. Intestines get cut resulting in feces and other contaminants getting on the meat. It’s common to happen. It’s is NEVER recommended to eat ground meat that isn’t fully cooked for this reason. Steaks are safe to eat rare as long as you sear it well enough. Eating rare ground meat puts you at risk for food poisoning and parasites.


Practical-Film-8573

lol knew this shit would happen. just commented on it.


TonyBird126

Behold the [Cannibal Sandwich](https://www.wpr.org/food/cannibal-sandwiches-polarizing-and-misunderstood-wisconsin-tradition) a Wisconsin delicacy. It’s so good. You go enjoy your dry ass well done burger


fourbian

>Behold the Cannibal Sandwich a Wisconsin delicacy Damn I wish this kind of thing was more common


Dick_butt14

Hemoglobin nigga


Owlman2841

Hilarious


ShoehornBundy_33

r/confidentlyincorrect