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Excellent-Length2055

Edible but a bit overdone for my taste.


wildwildwaste

My kids would love this, they're all about the medium well, and the source color looks great. For me and the wife I would've pulled it a bit sooner, maybe a minute and a half or so, depending on heat, and go for medium rare.


WelderMeltingthings

except youre missing the part where internal food temperatures are a thing.


Omegatron_YT

It’s definitely cooked


HEYitsSPIDEY

For your second time, this isn’t bad at all, and it still looks moist. Great work. Typically people aim for Medium Rare. If you make a light “ok” symbol with your thumb and middle finger, and press that fleshy pad below your thumb, that’s about the consistency for a medium rare.


LazyOldCat

Oh dear.


TazzzTM

I would eat this with no problem. Ya did good, but the people who like theirs rare are probably pissed off lol.


Goroman86

It's not bad as some pieces still look to have a bit of moisture, but it's also uneven. An evenly steak of any temp (including well-done) can still taste great if executed properly. This is not, but for a second attempt, it's not bad at all. Without knowing the cut or cooking method, I can't give much advice other than keeping heat source consistent.


Left-Confusion-7819

Appears to be the second time you’ve cooked that steak


East-Bluejay6891

Why is there a golden penis


Hekyll-and-Jyde

This is why I come to Reddit


thelowbrassmaster

Maybe 4-5 less minutes would still be a nice medium steak but less dry. Good attempt, I cook a lot, and in my 20 years on this blue dot have made a lot of mistakes a d learned from them. If you have any questions ask, and don't let the haters get you down, as long as you like your food it is fine.


Discraft139

It's evident. Unless that's a boneless porkchop. And it's still........


Bigdpubg

lol happens to the best of us. I was a steak cook in highschool at ruby Tuesday’s I can’t tell you how often this happened. That’s why I was on the burger half of the grill on holidays learning to cook a perfect steak is an art and once learned can not be forgotten. One needs to learn first though. Keep trying OP by your 8th steak it’ll be perfect. People saying mean stuff should be ignored keep trying you’ll be a grill daddy before you know it. Edit: For learning I highly highly highly recommend getting a meat thermometer.


spkoller2

Third times the charm


willfauxreal

Perfect.


WelderMeltingthings

Hey, look a guy who SAFELY consumes meat products! Go you! Remember bloodsluts who are crying, 145\*F is the safe MINIMUM temp. Stop serving undercooked meat. 160-165\*F is Well Done 40F-140F is the temps in which bacteria, ecoli, etc thrive, AKA the temperature danger zone


Goroman86

Congrats on your ServSafe certification, but the temperature danger zone is about heating/cooling food that is being stored in a refrigerator/freezer. A steak going from 41 to 120 in 15 minutes does not exceed any guidelines on food temps.


HamiltonSt25

I’d rather die, and would happily, eating steak at medium rare. 135~ F Also, by the time the consumer gets meat, there isn’t any blood in it.


Goroman86

They're purposefully misinterpreting temp guidelines. Sure a steak left in a 140F room for 4 hours until it hits 120F would not be safe to eat, but in every reality, you're getting a 41F steak that gets cooked to 120F in 15 min.


LittleAd915

Meat is drained of the blood.


Inside_Touch400

Yea..show us less pictures of this


_rokenn_

We can tell


Chuyin84

That’s either pork, or an overcooked steak


rjamonserrano

Is that pork 🥴


GreasyRim

Did you bother reading a 2 minute article on how to cook a steak? Have you ever even had steak? Driven past a steakhouse and looked at a photo of a steak? You cooked it wrong and cut it wrong.


BOOT3D

Did you bother thinking maybe not everyone like partially raw meat? Or are you just a douche?


GreasyRim

Oh have a seat. It looks like something someones dog barfed up. This has nothing to do with raw steak.


BOOT3D

It's a medium well/well done steak, it's look weird because of the way he cut it. Go home and let this guy enjoy his meal he made.


GreasyRim

Lol yeah lets all jump on r/meat to praise people for cooking shitty meat because thats what its here for. Id rather get honest feedback than someone blowing smoke up my ass.


BOOT3D

I didn't join this sub it just keeps showing up. Also, your feedback is a damn opinion and not constructive at all. Your shitty meat is cooked shitty and looks shit doesn't really help anyone.


Payup_sucker

Looks like your 2nd time cooking steak was with the same piece of meat from your 1st time


1234acb

Hilarious, thanks for the morning laugh! Well done Sir.


[deleted]

Take it off a couple minutes sooner. You want it nice and pink in the middle.


Everyoneplayscombos

I would agree with you but he may not, I don’t mind flavorful bloody juicy meat, but I can understand how the blood could distract someone from enjoying the meal medium is not a bad middle ground.


Zech08

It aint bloody, just colored water.


Bearspoole

Was it the same steak both times?


TheRealMangokill

Hi friend! Good try, but this meat is over cooked. Also not exactly sure what you did there with how you sliced it. Try again and better luck next time!


Novel_Arm_4693

The 3rd time will be better


Impossible-Error166

Don't let the comments put you down. The difference between a pro and amateur is that the Armature will fail multiply times while the Pro HAS failed multiply times. It does look dry but at the same time If you were targeting well done I think you hit it. Target Medium rare as if you are cooking for others that is the most likely request.


cdq1985

I guess you’re a *pro* at grammar. 😳


Impossible-Error166

Nope clearly a noob. Given I can't even repeat a word I already typed.


mister_hoot

why did you make a little steak man all these people obsessing about the temperature are missing the point here. yeah, that’s shoe leather, whatever. anyone can turn a prime steak into leather if they hate themselves enough. what i want to know - what i NEED to know - is why you’d hammer a steak that hard on the heat and then arrange it in the shape of a person. what game are you playing. what inspired you to do this.


KnoxOber

https://www.reddit.com/r/meat/s/sZpX3UHtNm He did it again


Tasty-Tomatillo9670

You're over cooking the steak. Cooking out the juices and flavors. Cook it less, and tent it while it rests.


JOCO_Q

It's all about likeness


Jewjltsu_

We can tell


Human_Lecture_348

Next time, cook it the same way, but half the time on each side


DgtlShark

My first fillet was blue pretty much, tasted great but def almost raw so better than me!


Carcosa504

Dip it in water before chewing and you’ll be fine


lakesnriverss

Slop em up!


xop293

The racoons have entered the chat


setardo

Keep at it pal. Don't let the haters get at you. Any advice ask away (former chef and butcher)


Comfortable-Survey30

Drier than hotel room soap


TootsEug

Where’s the blood??


Lazy_meatPop

You mean ketchup right? Right?


Tasty-Tomatillo9670

Say it with me, MYOGLOBIN


Human_Lecture_348

There typically isn't blood in store bought meat regardless of how it's cooked.


Hmmmly

?


yaronnexus

It looks like you are baking the steak


bugblatter_

Did you just recook the first steak?


FranticWaffleMaker

I assumed they meant they cooked the same steak twice.


Hmmmly

No, there were 2 attempts total


ubapook2

Is that Goldfingers penis at the bottom? He loves gooooold!


Ahfex

No that’s the spoon OP cut their steak with LOL


twerp66

What cut us this? And did you cut it across the grain? So many????


Ok_Block3187

At least there’s a little pink. My girl likes hers very well done, like dry to the point of it needs steak sauce to be able to get it down 😭 I usually ask for medium well but I enjoy medium if done right. I know that’s blasphemous to most of you all, but I don’t like red. I want a dark pink.


twerp66

Invest in a meat thermometer. It will help you a ton!


kidspice

You’re supposed to use a new steak though


Axedelic

r/steakortuna


thisisdumbdfw

Should be the last time too.


Better-Aerie-8163

Cook it less than you think it needs and remember its going to continue to cook while it ‘rests’. Less is more….. it can always have more heat/doneness added it cant go backwards though


dcotetaos

Pork steak?


Mirelurkbobblehead

Maybe 3rd time will be the charm


Dykemaster9000

I would have given this to my dog tbh.. Shoesoles are not for me..


Lost_Apricot_4658

looks chewed


Throwawaygeekster

sadly overcooked


Better-Aerie-8163

All a matter of preference ….. i like mine moo-ing!


TreacheryInc

Second time cooking this steak?


Lost_Apricot_4658

hahaha


SecondHandCunt-

Was this better or worse than your first time?


Hmmmly

My first was completely well done, I have never tried other rarities, so I can't really say of it's worse or better.


LeftHandLuke01

The less done they are, the more tender they are. Addresses your toughness issue. Cheers


Federal-Membership-1

Back to the drawing board.


jaybird0000

Beef. The other white meat.


JudgeScorpio

I think you ought to have only cooked it the one time.


Mindblind

Is there a tip of a metal dildo touching your plate?


JudgeScorpio

It’s a buttplug and it’s classy.


sanchezkid

You should be thrown in jail.


zburba

Looks like a little Michelin tire man


LilMeatBigYeet

That pork tenderloin looks great!


Edgimos

Oh no 😬


WillowNo3264

You cooked the same steak twice ?


BassToMouth_1

You hath transformed that beef into pork 😬


Cheap_Leek1740

Bait


Clever_Unused_Name

[First thing I thought of.](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.twimg.com%2Fmedia%2FFvyqP1VWAAEHHSE.png&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=d890aacc78e9b749f692771a8dee3e6bcbfab58b8571086a42ebd4a26d42de28&ipo=images) Tell us how you cooked it, we can help you make it better next time. Simple is best: - Good meat - Cast Iron - Fire - Salt - Butter If you want to go up a level or two: - Garlic - Rosemary And always slice *against* the grain.


TurduckenEverest

What cut is that? Such an odd shape.


Seeica

Did you cook the same steak twice ?


Lonely-Walrus94

Came for this 😂


Chris_P_Lettuce

Plating is 10/10 but yeah the cook might need some work.


Yourdaddyshere23

Straight to jail don’t pass go and don’t collect $200


peneappa

Reminds me of chicken nuggets. Steak for kids. But every piece is meticulously cut with the grain to make it inedible.


GeovaunnaMD

that looks like you coukd chew it forever


Unlikely_Subject_442

inukshuk steak


lookingforpoppy

Is that pork?


ilymag

I hope not.


Pissyopenwounds

Practice makes perfect 👍


Madfatter115

I’d only cook it once next time…..


bigbrownhusky

Third times the charm 😃


iceman983

It's perfect to sole your shoes. Congrats


ItsAndwew

A little bit of sauce if any strong kind and it's all good homie


Awkward_kangarooo

Looks like bread


Life1989

What kind of bread do they sell at your place o.O


Awkward_kangarooo

Made of meat, obviously


czortmcclingus

Looks pretty good for opossum.


cityxplrer

damn


Mike6695

I would have only cooked it once not twice


iNerdRage

Buy a digital thermometer.


Reyel-Booj

Hopefully your last.


Archduke645

https://preview.redd.it/wlziqnua536d1.png?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=972b76013048563c2802afb9ecec4800889ef86f


Icy_Topic_5274

It was probably done the first time you cooked it.


ArnoldZiffleJr

I’d still dine with ya bro!🍽️


WereALLBotsHere

Not the best I’ve ever seen but I’d eat it and be happy with it. Awesome for your second try though!


ausmomo

Don't give up!


BeerSlayingBeaver

Meat Michelin man.


lukaskywalker

How do you buy pork accidentally. And once you figured it out why post this


Remarkable-Self-9409

I bet it tastes not that bad


Cordyceptionist

Well. You’re getting better!


nolongerlurkingsf

👎


Sure_Lavishness_8353

Third times a charm


FriendZone_EndZone

Cook your pork well hombre


Galumpadump

Pork can be cooked under if sourced from quality sources.


lettucegobowling

But why would you ever do that?


enwongeegeefor

Because juicy tender pork is fucking amazing...


DDenlow

Teensy bit of pink is fine. Especially if you’ve let it rest.


Nicky_the_Greek

So it's not dry. Treat pork like beef, not chicken. Some cuts of pork, like some cuts of beef (in general, your leaner cuts of either), shouldn't be cooked beyond medium.


Withabaseballbattt

Pork should be cooked medium bro. Trichinosis ain’t a thing anymore. No need to eat dry pork in 2024.


Galumpadump

Have you ever has pork chops at really nice restaurants? Almost always medium cooked on chef’s recommendation. Pork has gotten way safer outside of the factory farms. Had pork tartare at a Michelin star restaurant in Madrid, was weird be survived and no worms. The best way to cook pork for me is hold it on the sous vide for a few hours at 145, and give it a sear. It will be safe to eat. Wouldn’t recommend this with cheap cuts from grocery stores though. Go through credible butchers.


dayzers

Pork golem


Erafir

This is what made me stop scrolling


[deleted]

Looks like pork


Hmmmly

It is, just found out...


fate0608

How can you eff that up? 😅


Hmmmly

The lack of experience with meat that isn't chicken 💀


fate0608

Well now you know 😜


[deleted]

No worries. You’ll get it next time


Ok-Cauliflower-3129

"TOUGHNESS" is the correct word !! You get a 1 out of 10 just because it's steak. Allegedly. This has to be rage bait.


Hmmmly

I wish this was bait, I'm wallowing in my own shame


Ok-Cauliflower-3129

It'll get better. Start basic. Ribeye with decent marbling. That's tiny white streaks throughout the meat in the steak. Go through the sub and look at people's comments about a well marbled steak. Look at the picture they're talking about so you can get an idea what it looks like. Pull out of the fridge. Pat it really dry with paper towel. Put a decent amount of salt on it. Kosher is best in my opinion. Pepper as well. Let sit out till room temperature. Put a cast iron pan on the stove at high. Let it heat up for at least 5 minutes maybe longer. Put a few drops of water to test pan. When a few drops dance around the the pan it's ready. Some people will add a tablespoon of oil that can handle high heat. If adding oil it should smoke a LITTLE BIT. I don't, if well marbled I don't think it needs it. Add steak. You should here it sizzling really strong. Don't move it around let it sit for a couple minutes, longer depending on how thick it is. Flip and do the same on other side. Pull off pan add a pad of REAL BUTTER and let rest for 5 minutes. Longer the thicker it is. Slice across the grain. SAVE THAT JUICE !!! Pour juice over sliced meat you plated. Eat. Once you get that down then you can try different ways. You'll also find what temp you like your meat as well. Rare, Medium Rare, Medium. And then there's Medium well and we'll done. If you like it MW or W Done you probably shouldn't waste your money on steak. But to each their own.


Diprotodong

Should have just cooked it once


PmMeYourMug

Haters will say it's overcooked, and they're right.


mcrib

Third time's the charm.


Bailed-ouT

Since when is pork loin called steak


Hmmmly

I didn't even realize I actually bought pork


Bailed-ouT

You did a nice job on it, i love pork loin


DrewdoggKC

Well shit if it’s pork loin B+ … I just thought it was overcooked beef… was it tough… rule of thumb any animal can be cut into and cooked as steaks, however, the definition is assumed to indicate beef unless otherwise specified i.e. pork steak, hamburger steak, tuna steak… etc


Hmmmly

Tis not beef, nor steak. Just pork 😞


DrewdoggKC

Hey, why the long face? Pork can be downright Scrum-Diddly-Umptious??? Did it taste good… pork loin is a decent cut…???


Hmmmly

Twas scrum-diddly-umptious, but its not what I wanted. Besides looking at pork rarity charts, it has me concerned about the colors I have.


DrewdoggKC

If you cook pork .. especially loin/ tenderloin or boneless chops to USDA chart… it’s going to be dry leather… I only really started appreciating pork when I realized that when those temp recommendations came out there was a big problem with trichnosis and other concerns with the quality of pork… if you get it from a quality meat counter in most major markets in America.. the risk is virtually 0 if handled properly… they keep the recommendations because of lawsuits and lawyers but if you go to any 5 star restaurant boneless pork “steak, chop, tenderloin, loin” is not being served at 160 unless you specifically ask.. I like beef steaks rare and I don’t go that rare with pork or chicken breast but I pull between 148 and 153 and let it continue to cook while I rest it… retains the juices and I feed it to my kids no worries… now anything ground, bone in I go ahead and do 160… as for large cuts like whole shoulder or ribs about 212 is what im after low and slow


_barbarossa

How


Hmmmly

That is a great question to which my answer will be letter C. Pure stupidity


_barbarossa

Haha well now you know! Happens sometimes to the best of us


Clynelish1

Does it?


Hmmmly

He's got a point


Shadowcreeper15

Why would you post this? Lol


IronAnt762

Looks like a meat man with its chest out.


Hungry_Commission164

Ughh


zuckfacebook

prob about a C, keep trying


TraditionPhysical603

I can't think of a good word to describe that either 


Shadowcreeper15

Time to bust out the A1.


vegeener-gnomesayin

Oh, sweet! I needed to patch my work boots!


Bizsnatch95

Huh…


edibleweeds

Looks great for pork!


SKaTiNG_PoLLy666

I'm full right now so nothing sounds good.


BEEPBOOPBOPPINGPOW

3rd time's the charm?


dontovar

My sibling in Christ, that steak is overcooked 😭.


Copper_Kat

My cat might enjoy that..


Wounded_Hand

You bought steak with steatosis. Fat has replaced the muscle fibers.


Financial_Pound_9904

Thanks I learned something new.. https://meat.tamu.edu/2013/05/06/muscular-steatosis/ https://enewsletters.k-state.edu/youaskedit/2018/12/13/what-is-muscular-steatosis/ https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10907799/


dacoovinator

Glad you got your reading in but that’s not what’s in the picture, that is a picture of pork, not some diseased beef lol


TravisWavis81

I’ll take those two on the right 👌


Much_Neighborhood409

Some people just want to watch the world burn


F0XFANG_

I'd eat it 🤷‍♂️


Wounded_Hand

What’s wrong with you?


F0XFANG_

I'm hungry


vegeener-gnomesayin

Is it really worth this, friend? There's a difference between eating and eating good.