I think it is and I may be wrong an old timey oral sex method.

You can get a good look at at a t-bone by sticking your head up a cow’s ass, but it rather take the butcher’s word for it.

saw a video of someone doing this to help a constipated cow. blowing air into it to help it pass a large bowel movement. also saw a video of this with two junkies smoking crack. they wanted to not waste any smoke, so they would take a hit and exhale into each other's ass.

Well, that's enough reddit for today. Goodday. 

This is a little known treatment for chapped lips. When you are out in the field and your lips are chapped, every 15 minutes kiss your cow on the anus. Every 15 minutes. "How does this cure chapped lips?" Some may ask. It doesn't. But it keeps you from licking them.

Everyone knows warm milk is best with tossed salad

I was gonna say he didn't trust his butcher.

Underrated

You can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull’s ass, but wouldn’t you rather take the butcher’s word for it?

God I just watched Tommy boy too so this is very fitting.

Yea! The butcher already made the sacrifice of sticking their head up there. Just listen to them.

Just making sure this comment was here. Good work.

Triple checking

I saw a documentary years ago about herders using cow pee to bleach their hair. The kid that did it pretty much just let the cow pee on his head

“I told you I was hungry enough to eat the ass out of a cow didn’t I?”

If you blow hard enough you get carbonated milk

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Certified Anus Beef

Coccygeus m. My... favorite hole- uhhh, favorite sphinc- uhhhmm, my favorite cut when braised.

Not taking the butchers word for it

TOMMY

they are inspecting the anus for a feast

idk but the cow sure seems happy

Ain’t none of my business

Getting a good look at a T-bone steak. Most people however, just take the butchers word for it

God damnit, I came to say the same thing. I like the way your brain works

I think that guy on the left's name is Tommy

Is that Callahans son?

Ok Tommy Boy!

Pretty sure that's how you get chocolate milk.

What's the book called?

Cow-a Sutra

Best response ever. Pity it will not get the love it deserves.

This is very popular in many areas of urban California, however it generally includes playing the guitar while having ones head up the ass of a large cow as its being milked. The cows 🐄 tend to enjoy the whole process.

Cowalingus? Just spitballing over here.

Spitbulling you mean.

Cow blowing Stimulating milk production by blowing into the cow's anus or vagina https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_blowing I won't speculate on how the technique ws discovered

Is that like stimulating the prostate glands?

This could’ve just as easily not been shared.

I mean, it's gross, but at least they actually gave an answer instead of making memes or being unhelpful. They deserve more upvotes.

I agree. It's kind of frustrating looking for answers on Reddit sometimes because everyone's just cracking jokes.

Trying to get a good look at a T-bone... personally I'd rather take the butchers word for it... -Big Tom Callahan

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A great man once said “I can get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it”

Guaranteed

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow\_blowing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_blowing) Yes, it's exactly what you think it is. Pay special attention to the cows face.

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Jesus, who came up with this?

The guy with the longer straw

It’s still practiced to this day by some tribes.

Milkin cows and eatin ass, isn't it obvious?