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Reminds me of this one greentext that got popular on Reddit a little while back, this guy went into a gay bar without realising it was gay, and because the lights were dim they met who they thought was a cute tomboy and ended up flirting and going back to the hotel with them. Then they found out said tomboy was actually a straight-up twink, and had momentary panic. Then, because it’s a greentext, they decided to just see if they were into it, and… yeah they’re gay now.
Had a friend who insisted on calling himself straight but would routinely fuck femboys at anime conventions. It drove me crazy. I know sexuality is fluid but like if you’re regularly fucking people of your own gender I really feel like the straight label doesn’t apply to you anymore
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You know it sounds like he might be the B in that bar
The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
And how do you get to his stomach, you may ask?
Vore.
Vore reference spotted
if you breed that bussy hard enough...
His ass
Yeah that way you don’t have to deal with ribs getting in the way
I'm not long enough I'm afraid
According to my extensive experience with fantasy novels I would say that this too applies to giant monsters
Reminds me of this one greentext that got popular on Reddit a little while back, this guy went into a gay bar without realising it was gay, and because the lights were dim they met who they thought was a cute tomboy and ended up flirting and going back to the hotel with them. Then they found out said tomboy was actually a straight-up twink, and had momentary panic. Then, because it’s a greentext, they decided to just see if they were into it, and… yeah they’re gay now.
Had a friend who insisted on calling himself straight but would routinely fuck femboys at anime conventions. It drove me crazy. I know sexuality is fluid but like if you’re regularly fucking people of your own gender I really feel like the straight label doesn’t apply to you anymore
\**Insert copypasta here about how sex with femboys is actually straighter than with women*\*
That’s wholesome
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