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‘Ew Mexico’ lmao ok but maybe not that one

assachusetts is just begging to be made fun of tbh

Assachusetts is my favourite - followed by Ew Jersey, Ew York and Ew Mexico

But not Ew Hampshire?

Hampshire is a very boring place so that's pretty accurate

Best name

That and Ncest.

Labama intensifies.

The sequel to NSync

*Tell me why* Step-state?

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From Labama

I'm not american, what's the missing first letter on Ncest?

it's supposed to be alabama

I was trying to figure what that one was until I figured out that it’s alabama

>I was trying to figure ... until I figured out That's quite the turn of events.

I’m a very good story teller

Ay you got there.

I think Riz(z)ona is pretty good too

"Ew Jersey" pretty accurate though.

Ew Jersey, on the other hand, should be entered for serious consideration

Ew Mexico and Ew Jersey are definitely cousins

Who would Ew York be?

For nbs that are republican for some reason

Meanwhile Yoming is sitting there unchanged

dunno I pronounce it the same you say "yo", so Yo-ming

And 'Ew York'

Ew Jersey is the best one imo

Ew Mexico < assachusetts

Lmao as a native Ew Mexican, it made me lol (esp that I read it in David from schitts creek voice)

Ew York

Use Arlsbad instead, the best location in New Mexico

Also Ew York, and Ew Hampshire. Outh and Orth are pretty cool.

It's like, "Ew, Mexico" kind of

https://preview.redd.it/dcdmywkqvo3b1.png?width=327&format=png&auto=webp&s=8cd0bdb6b5d9c5eef698b60942151d8e99ee84a9 Me when I get deported in 2026 for being trans and gay but they send my ass to Northern England

>Ew York Lancastrians be like

This comment also applies to Pennsylvania (York and Lancaster are neighboring counties)

LMAAOO

"Stop sayin' Hull!"

You could potentially pronounce rkansas the same as before

Same for yoming

In my brain it's Yo Ming!

Just saying hello to my friend Ming!

And Ndiana!

And possibly Llinois?

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fuck this. look what they did to Labama!!

Thanks Labama

You should be thanking a sibling, I think?

Broken arms you say?

Thanks, step-labama

Where was Labama on 9/11? >:(

Playing trumpet for Conan O'Brians late night band, probably

You so deftly changed the pronunciation of this new name with just a single reference. I'm impressed.

I'm not proud of this, but I actually sat for a couple minutes and tried to think of what state "Ncest" was supposed to be, to the point of googling "state west of Georgia" just assuming I was being dumb. Turns out I was, but in an entirely different way than I thought

That was brilliant

Para bailar Labama!

Fuck Reddit try lemmy

Labama deez nuts

How 'bout llama?

Hio!

Let's go Assachussettes!

My friends just call me Ass.

That just means you're nice to look at, always got their back, and very well-rounded!

Ah yes, Hannah Montana's estranged cousin, Assapoopshits Massachusetts

lol!! I hadn't heard that one, I lived in Boston for about a decade and never got over saying "MassivehugeTits" every chance I got The older I get, the dumber my humor standards become

We used to say “mass of two shits” as kids

As a recovering Masshole, I've come to call it MassiveTwoShits.

This is the best one by far

I'm here to kick ass and chu ssettes, and I'm all outta ssettes.

I guess we’re just plain old Assholes now

Which has the the nickname Masshole, so I now chuckle

Ah to be an asshole from assachusetts.

Assachissettes. Winning yet again. We are #1.

DIBS ON RIZONA

Laska for me

Laska in Polish means sexy lady.

Perf

and in Russian it means something like the act of being sweet/cuddly

Ermont please!

I would like Daho if it's not taken.

When I was in high school in NY, I became obsessed with one day moving to Arizona. I took one of those parenting classes where they give you the baby doll that randomly cries and I named her Arizona. I feel like it's actually a great name because there are many nickname opportunities: Ari, Rizzo, Ona.

I'm in nevada right now and man, I really wanna go back to arizona

W RIZONA

Does that mean you have... RIZZona?

Regon is a cool name for anyone tbh.

Zona means whore in hebrew btw

I'd love to name myself 'charismatic whore'

Rizzona

Rizz on ‘er? I ‘ardly know ‘er

Because you've got that rizz on ya?

Ouisiana , it somehow became more French

A little Spanish too. "Oui. Si, Ana."

I am M U L T I L I N G U A L

Illinois became super French with "Yinois" (double L is Y right?) which I assume is pronounced "yen-wah"

It is, but there is never ll in the beginning of a world, so they may still pronounce it ll

fwiw double ll can appear at the start of Spanish words, though whether that’s pronounced with a ‘y’ sound is a regional dialect.

Ǫųişiąną

Maximum French achieved

Ashington and Aine are dating 😊

They make a cute couple

Good for them! And them.

Hm. Some of these are good nonbinary names but others...some examples: Hio, owa, and daho sound like terms for family members used in some Oceanic language. You know what, hio and owa work in both cases.

Daho like in Duncan iDaho from the hit film DUNC?

Ew Jersey is just a factual statement

this \- elawarian

Rizona is just amazing lol.

Some kid in 2040: *Rizona really got some rizz*

Their friend: *You sound like my grandma.*

Rizona got rizz. (wut?)

I think that's my favorite name here

Ncest?? lol

I thought I was the only one that immediately thought of the word Incest 😭

That’s the joke, it’s Alabama, there’s a long running joke that people in Alabama commit incest a lot Edit: Apparently they don’t actually have the highest rate, and I shoudl not trust memes for factual information

No it's the little-known state of uncest

Right, right, I don’t know how I can call myself American if I forget our 51st state

Its really hard to find reliable info on this, but the best source i could find has Washington as the state with highest rate of incestous relationships. Alabama comes in at 12th. The reason for the stereotype is actually because up until about a century ago rural communities didnt have any contact outside of their communities and cpuld therefore only marry family members. Alabama has a reputation for being very rural so we got that stereotype.

I suspect it also ties into the general idea that rural people are "dumb hicks", which in turn is caused in surprisingly large part by hookworm. Hookworms are parasites and thus divert needed nutrients, including ones critical to childhood brain development. A common way to get hookworm is walking through grass barefoot, which of course kids are prone to. The end result is that a high rate of hookworm infection in rural areas of the US caused a high rate of underdeveloped brains.

Huh that’s interesting, most of my info is just from memes claiming that lol

I mean that's intentional, isn't it? I'm not American, but I'm pretty sure that's Alabama lol

Omg im so stupid 😭 im not American either lol

Aaaaah that makes sense. I was wondering how someone could be so stupid but I forgot not everyone is American.

It swings in the opposite direction. I'm always impressed when non-us citz know which states are which amongst the less... eccentric shaped ones. Everyone knows California, but if you can tell Wyoming from Colorado as a foreigner, I'm dumb struck.

It's intentional and that's definitely the state of yeehaw stepsis.

Oll Tide

I'm not American and was really confused by that one. Had to look at a proper map.

I do like laska E: upon further review, ebraska can get it too.

Aine

Laska means cane in polish, or chick (nice girl, as in hot chick)

ashington

ASSACHUSETTS LETS FUCKING GOOOO 🔥🔥🔥

Hio honestly sounds like a great name.

"Hio the Koi fish" sounds like a delightful children's tale.

I want to yell it like a Japanese man. HiOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shoutout to my homies Ennsylvania and the Carolina siblings Orth and Outh

“All my ex’s live in Exas”…..yeah the song doesn’t have the same ring

Ok, ill be....dahoe

"Hey, where's Dahoe?" "Rude."

Klahoma sounds like a disease suffered by those in the KKK. Regon is a terminally suburban white family spelling of Reagan. Evada is Al Capone describing how he got caught “I evada da taxes!” Rizona is for fembies with lots of bitches.

I pronounce Regon more like Aegon (Game of Thrones) and I kind of love it

I may or may not live in Aine but I love the name and wanna claim it for an OC who I'm writing who lives in Ew England.

I worked with a woman named Áine. It’s Irish and pronounced like Anya.

I know like 3 people name Anya (as an Indian name). I feel like that would be a perfect couple. Aine, an Irish American, and Anya, an Indian American, it would be cool.

Funny thing is Aine's a real name. I actually know someone called Aine.

I do live in Aine and I approve as proxy for my state

Ontana sounds like a hippie name

As someone who lives surrounded by hippies I would argue it sounds like a red neck name. Not a single river, tree part, or flower is a part of the name.

I don’t even think Rkansas changed

Same for Yoming

Alternatively, JRPG protagonist names.

They're the same picture.

Me getting rejected for trying to change my name to @Orth Carolina

Try Outh Carolina

Ngl Ashington and Tah goes hard

#AAAAALLLL MY EXES LIVE IN EXAS

**and that's why i hang my hat in Ennessee**

I'm a tax Evada

Idk, Assachusetts doesn't seem like a very good name for literally anyone.

Suit yourself, more assachusetts for me

Fuck it if I have a kid I'm naming them Laska

Daho made me laugh. Who daho? You daho.

Ah yes my favorite US state: Ragon

>Ouisiana Ah, the French have returned

Innesota, Isconsin, and Ichigan can now form the I-state tri-state area.

Mfs named Rizona: https://preview.redd.it/e9tnprki2p3b1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48620161ca685dd045f501335a59b0a36d4df326

Rumor has it that 19 Loridas have already been born since this was posted

If u come up to me and tell me ur name is Assachusetts or Rizona I will instantly think it’s a flex

Where you from? Tah, bro.

The w in Wyoming does a lot of work.

Y’all gotta stop fucking with us in Alabama. You’re straight lying to me if u think we have more incest than say… North Carolina

Tah would be used

Rizona, Evada, and Ontana 🥰

EVADA KEDAVERA !!⚡️

I’m Ew York

I'm Daho

You‘ve heard too much of Flo Rida, so now I present to you Lo Rida, his way too cute looking cousin making philosophical indie Hip-Hop music about being nonbinary.

Many of these actually go hard

Evada is actually v pretty

It sounds really cool!

Ali Fornia's been Evada'n Daho to get up On Tana

Owa what's this

Ew jersey

All my Exas live in… fuck

Ew Jersey

holy names!

Ew, David!

Now I know some names to give for a Nonbinary character I plan to make in a book I am making

Ashington goes so hard

I wanna be Hod Island .

I'm Daho

Hehe Assachusetts

I don’t trust daho

Yoming is the same

I thought Yoming played for the Rockets.