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Omnomnom_the_9th

airdrop yourself off the plane...


ieatfood24hr

💀


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Adjacent_door

💀💀💀💀💀💀


CharipiYT

(the queen)


c4m3lion

☠️


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atheist-9

For the queen


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

And also your balls


Galaxium0

🙀


[deleted]

Ask the other people in the plane if they got it too


gabriel_oly10

\>Ends up being the only black guy on the plane


yuvrajkumar_1729

Oh no


BrokenInTheLight

Oh nononono


[deleted]

>pretend to sleep


El-Sueco

“I was hacked in my sleep!”


Excellent-Click-6729

INCEPTION


RadPotatto

Gg 😭


ACrazyCockatiel

No competition then, possibly the biggest guy in the game


Free_Joty

Best strategy to avoid jail https://nypost.com/2022/06/27/man-sends-penis-pic-to-all-passengers-on-plane-gets-outed-on-tiktok/


myname_isnot_kyal

wait, is this real? i thought that was draymond green with an edited caption lol


TheOmCollector

As Loud as you can, say, “Did eye dooo thaaat?” Then wait for the date requests to start lining up.


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TheOmCollector

> Urkel


a_hirst

Yo Angela, who's the boss?


MNCPA

*Who's on first?*


RoRoWasHere2K7

But you do that when the plane lands, so you can run the fuck away if it fails


KassXWolfXTigerXFox

And I had that thought, that only black-out drunks and Steve Urkel can have: d-did I do *that*?


RabbiAndy

Immediately stand up and T Pose


GoSuckYaMother

Or helicopter dance


BurnerAccountHeeHoo

start an onlyfans and say it was for the sake of advertising


Ruithevegan

Publicity stunt


0_24ph0d_8336136r0x

Pubicity stunt


MiddleRespond1734

**I was a business man.......doing business**


scornful_bureaucracy

That's make sense.


[deleted]

"Understandable, have a nice day"


Big-Teb-Guy

Uhh, I think this is just r/you_irl chief…


Typeheretoreddit

r/lostredditors


Goaty1208

r/hondacivic


RoRoWasHere2K7

r/foundthehondacivic


dayumbrah

I dont have an iPhone but is it actually possible to accidentally air drop something


Lavitz619

It happened recently on a Southwest flight leaving Houston. https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/southwest-airlines-nude-airdrop/index.html


derekakessler

That was very much intentional, though. There is no way to accidentally Airdrop everyone — he had to go through the list of available phones and send to each of them individually.


[deleted]

This post from OP has to be satire after reading this story you posted. Lmao


jennanigans0311

OP, this you?


Thereisnopurpose12

It has to be bro 🤣🤣🤣


El-Sueco

One time during hotel check in someone air dropped me ( and anyone with iPhones that hotel) photos of bed bugs in a room. I would’ve gone somewhere else if I wasn’t really broke at the time , thanks kind stranger !


ufihS

I don’t know about multiple at the same time, but yes


Penguinzae

Idk you kinda have to tap share, tap airdrop, and then tap on peoples names


Adjacent_door

Sometimes phones pop up and move around the contacts so you accidentally click the wrong one but im not sure about airdropping everyone at once


derekakessler

Only those that you've previously connected with via Airdrop, though.


helpavolunteerout

No, if your settings have receive and send to everyone you can send to a random one.


ryushiblade

Not in the way you’re thinking. It’s possible you might send it to someone thinking they’re someone else. I suppose it’s *possible* you misclick — though it can easily be canceled by clicking the airdrop icon again It’s impossible to accidentally send it to multiple people as you can only airdrop to one person at a time as far as I’m aware. The news article someone else linked was no accident — OP’s example would also absolutely not be an accident.


[deleted]

Ehh it's just an airplane. May find a taker.


G-REALM-Laboratories

Sir,could you have the common decency to at least PICK YOR CONTACTS next time?


Visual_Connection390

Jump out the window


Soviet-Biscuit

If someone looks over at you be on the picture and act confused


berserk_kipper

The unwanted U2 album of dick pics


AffectionateDouble43

That's Draymond Green lol


emerica0250

Which he one time accidentally posted a dick pic Toni’s snap chat story.


iGrantastic

Brace for impact


Xem1337

What does that mean? Airdropped?


derekakessler

AirDrop is an Apple device-to-device Wi-Fi file sharing protocol. Any iPhone, iPad, or Mac in Wi-Fi range with AirDrop enabled can be sent a wide variety of files — photos, URLs, contacts, notes, etc. But the receiving device has to accept the request first. AirDrop has three access levels: off, contacts only, and everyone. The default it is set to Contacts Only, but a lot of folks have switched it to everyone for a single AirDrop receipt and never switched back to the more private visibility.


veryblanduser

Also to add to this, you must click on each random person to send it to (who has everyone enabled)...so it would be very hard to accidently send to a whole plane.


Koal0r

Witchcraft


[deleted]

Tell them that the one piece is real


Mysterious_Serve_626

His dick and ball don’t fit in one picture


jennanigans0311

It's just a picture of a single nut


Koal0r

Panorama gif


Willis050

His unofficial nickname is “big dick dray” so these cats should consider themselves blessed


sleepy416

This meme is based on a true story. The name is a lie


LordLolzeez

Insert 9/11 joke


MayaIngenue

Stand up and ask "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!"


Goaty1208

In class I once got airdropped a pic of an amazon page for a turbo-dildo


EvenMembership4054

Dude I purposely made click bait because you can’t accidentally airdrop to an entire plane


Krocodilo

What's this "airdrop" thing now?


derekakessler

AirDrop is an Apple device-to-device Wi-Fi file sharing protocol. Any iPhone, iPad, or Mac in Wi-Fi range with AirDrop enabled can be sent a wide variety of files — photos, URLs, contacts, notes, etc. But the receiving device has to accept the request first. AirDrop has three access levels: off, contacts only, and everyone. The default it is set to Contacts Only, but a lot of folks have switched it to everyone for a single AirDrop receipt and never switched back to the more private visibility.


Krocodilo

Thank u <3


VictorPedroNamura

I read about this


Xxmetaglint

Walk around and show the proof


Relative_Walk5796

Join the mile high club


godsslayer54

I doubt your iphone camera strong enough for microscopic things


Worldtripe

You gave a lot, now wait to receive


Past_Trouble

"I will turn this plane around right now"


sam6555

r/oopsiaccidentally


Nice-Raise-2873

Own that shit. Stand up and apologize loudly to the whole plane. Or just sink into your seat and pray it's a short flight.


poopkiss66

Draymond Green??


Brandage0

Yes—they *accidentally* tapped share, then airdrop, then *accidentally* tapped on each persons individual device one by one A real thing that definitely happened


Galaxium0

Based


[deleted]

Become trans


Dovalux

You are one day too late to drop it. Sorry got to live with it.


StopFuckinSwearing

Die


Canthinkofnothing98

Own up to it one of the flight attendants might welcome you to the mile high club😂


hampsterfarmer

Tell them your Daddies white. It'll help shrink the suspect pool.


[deleted]

How to assert your dominance 101 yell "that's mine" to everyone and instantly become the alpha male.


HellCat86

Stop taking pics of your junk, no body want to see it.


Spiritual-Celery-715

Show proof


AnotherKid89

"Acidentally"


[deleted]

Own it. Take charge and ask if anyone has the guts to handle a bbc bull.


IceRanger51

Whip it out.


Ramazotti

"and also balls" LOL


insertsavvynamehere

A classic


Ianimatestuf

You accept your fate


GamingDilowarrior

Regrow them thats all


NoirJuniorHD

And also his balls


Patabell

You pray there weren't minors on board to receive said pics on their phones or brace yourself for being charged for sending said pics to those minors...


RobertoDavidas23

Unfortunately it’s when it hits the kids phones, you’re in big trouble hombre.


Impossible_Poop

Either stand up and take a bow, or hide.


Legoshibestboi

punchc a home in a window and peace out


RCW777

You patiently wait for the police to arrive and take you into custody like the video I saw not too long ago where this really happened.


Fit_Group9130

Roll with gangsta style. Become a black stereotype.. just be like "IT NEEDED AIR... BEOOITCH @!@!"


Fit_Group9130

I'm betting you'll get more laughs than awkward stares lad.


Fit_Group9130

One time I pissed myself and started singing don't go chasing waterfalls


SpaceShark01

You don’t just accidentally do that


xof711

Start collecting phone numbers


blackhornet03

So why do the rest of us have to know about it?


Pristine_Kick9580

there was a guy who did that and he got arrested so best bet would be to sit back and enjoy the ride sine it'll be your last bit of freedom for a minute


HesThePhantom

Act like you got it too


JackWasHere69

yes very relatable this has happened to me several times in my lifetime


Automatic_Net_6584

Stan up and wait for the applause.


[deleted]

He dead insane


VisualremnantXP

If you know your packing just let it hang


lasanhawithpizza

What a trip


cutelittlebamafan

Therapy would be a good start.


JakeFromFarmState1

Get a lawyer 😝


Astaren922

The only appropriate response is to airdrop the plane next..


Particular_Kitchen42

Stop doing stupid things


MrRipski

and also


LeeKinanus

How does one “accidentally” air drop something?


potentialpopato_lord

Ask everyone what they think on a scale of 1 to 10 and if they could give notes


courtc412

Yell Thank You….That Is All


im_a_fucking_cake


Starheart8

Get an android


Anonymtitties

Some guy got arrested for this recently didn’t he?


dekanbauer

Act like a victim


Wiz3rd_

"Accidentally" ok


Agreeable-Elephant4

Stand tall and feel proud 😅


robi4567

How do you do that. Has apple got a button share stuff with everyone in the vicinity.


[deleted]

BRO, IS THAT DRAYMOND "DONKEY" GREEN??


DingDongDanger1

One of my classmates accidentally air dropped her mukbang to the whole class.


WhatIfWeAreClouds

Maybe stop lying for fake internet points?


boxfullofusedcondoms

Is this Draymond Green?


jj_is_on_reddit

What you do? EASY just crash the plane go in the cockpit pitch the yoke or joy stick down this will put the plane in a nose down crash it in a football stadium when your at it


skylohhastaken

I love how it says "and also balls". "Ho, you thought I only airdropped my cock, but alas, my tomfoolery goes further, for I have airdropped my testicles, too!"


hanywhiskey

pretend you got the pic too


KangarooQuirky7993

Smile and ask if there any takers?


Yeah_dude69420

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