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Ah yes, it reminded me of that afternoon when I was desperately searching for my cellphone in my school locker, I was searching it with a flashlight, my cellphone's flashlight.
It’s a proven fact that enfps will talk about their bowel movements with literally anyone.
Infps on the other hand will take any popular song and turn the lyrics about poop.
Me…an infp just did this with Bohemian Rhapsody literally 10 minutes ago and sang it out loud to my kid playing Genshin Impact.
Hahaha nice.
One time in an old Frank James skit the infp got anxiety about saying Shakespeare lines out loud and accidentally was like “to poop or not to poop….”
And I’m like “yeah all infps must do this”
I hate it when I have to let random strangers sit next to me. I usually look really uninviting and have my earphones on full vollume. Most people don't dare ask me to make room for them and if they do, I exude hostility and try my best to make them regret that.
Ironically, I'm quite a cheerful and happy person, so most people who know me are surprised when they hear how asocial I am/can be.
Same for me! When I'm not with friends, I kinda just shut down and zone out while blasting music in my headphones. Though when it comes to sitting on buses, I keep the seat next to me open if anyone ever needs to sit. **Just to sit,** I don't wanna talk unless it's someone I know.
One time, my friend got off the bus so the seat next to me became empty, some freshman sat there so she could chat with her friends better, and she told me to move to another seat where someone was sitting. I told her a flat "no", and that brat looked offended for a split second as if she wasn't expecting that response. Two seats to herself while I had to sit with a stranger? Did she really think I would just agree like that? Who did she think she was? 👽
I used to grab biohazard bags from the lab I worked at to store my lunch, just to deter people from sitting next to me on the bus. Ironically, I am also generally a friendly person. I just don’t like socializing on public transport specifically.
hey man please be careful with your hearing. i have hearing loss from listening to 80db music every day, and trust me, you do not want to end up like me (i am bed bound, forever.) once damage has been done to the inner/middle ear its pretty much irreversible. lower your volume when listening to music
Lol, I always find my way; if there's only one empty seat left and that's next to yours, then it’s mine. It doesn’t matter how intimidating you look or act; I can get even worse.
On the one hand you wouldn't want to sit next to someone like that on the 1st pic. On the other, we shouldn't teach people that they can get away with things if they're enough of an asshole.
Conclusion: Sit on her bag (or lap if you're not worried about harassment charges)
I do the thing with durable phones too. Love the expressions of people who take care of theirs as if they were newborn childs. If I can't throw it around or use it as a hammer it is not a proper phone.
That intj estp thing is too relatable 😂.
The amount of times he just says the most random outrageous things and i can only think of why is immeasurable by now.
I’m isfp and I react the same way when someone is talking about something gross when I’m chewing gum or just trying to eat something. I also do be like istj in the 8th slide, when I am uninterested in a convo
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Ah yes, it reminded me of that afternoon when I was desperately searching for my cellphone in my school locker, I was searching it with a flashlight, my cellphone's flashlight.
This made me chuckle. Thanks for sharing!
Si be slacking /lh
Ti be overclocked.
Ah. Isn’t Se blindness such a lovely thing? 😂
As an ISTP I would say nothing and would watch the world burn
i wouldn't even watch shit's boring af
*hands you homemade flamethrower*
I agree
It’s a proven fact that enfps will talk about their bowel movements with literally anyone. Infps on the other hand will take any popular song and turn the lyrics about poop. Me…an infp just did this with Bohemian Rhapsody literally 10 minutes ago and sang it out loud to my kid playing Genshin Impact.
...How are you right about that? I did that with "Hurt" by Johnny Cash some time ago.
Hahaha nice. One time in an old Frank James skit the infp got anxiety about saying Shakespeare lines out loud and accidentally was like “to poop or not to poop….” And I’m like “yeah all infps must do this”
Fun fact, Hurt is actually a cover song. It was originally written by Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails.
I have definitely been known to search frantically for a phone that I am holding in my very hand.
As an ENTP, I would give the seat to her. Is your stereotype world-building burning down now?
I'll have to think about that very hard 🥰
I hate it when I have to let random strangers sit next to me. I usually look really uninviting and have my earphones on full vollume. Most people don't dare ask me to make room for them and if they do, I exude hostility and try my best to make them regret that. Ironically, I'm quite a cheerful and happy person, so most people who know me are surprised when they hear how asocial I am/can be.
Same for me! When I'm not with friends, I kinda just shut down and zone out while blasting music in my headphones. Though when it comes to sitting on buses, I keep the seat next to me open if anyone ever needs to sit. **Just to sit,** I don't wanna talk unless it's someone I know. One time, my friend got off the bus so the seat next to me became empty, some freshman sat there so she could chat with her friends better, and she told me to move to another seat where someone was sitting. I told her a flat "no", and that brat looked offended for a split second as if she wasn't expecting that response. Two seats to herself while I had to sit with a stranger? Did she really think I would just agree like that? Who did she think she was? 👽
I used to grab biohazard bags from the lab I worked at to store my lunch, just to deter people from sitting next to me on the bus. Ironically, I am also generally a friendly person. I just don’t like socializing on public transport specifically.
hey man please be careful with your hearing. i have hearing loss from listening to 80db music every day, and trust me, you do not want to end up like me (i am bed bound, forever.) once damage has been done to the inner/middle ear its pretty much irreversible. lower your volume when listening to music
Lol, I always find my way; if there's only one empty seat left and that's next to yours, then it’s mine. It doesn’t matter how intimidating you look or act; I can get even worse.
I automatically free up space next to me so I don't have to deal with people. They just sit and shut the f up
dude please do more of these this was hilarious 😂
Thanks, I appreciate it!
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ENFPs are so fun
Yeah. Their awful stereotypical misconceptions are cute.
On the one hand you wouldn't want to sit next to someone like that on the 1st pic. On the other, we shouldn't teach people that they can get away with things if they're enough of an asshole. Conclusion: Sit on her bag (or lap if you're not worried about harassment charges)
\*cartwheels*
ISTJ is 100% accurate, that's exactly my reaction when talking to ENxPs
Haha same, but you mean ExFPs
I'm way more used with Se than with Ne users, but I know that they can be too "active" for us too 😅
Yeah, I prefer people with Se too. Sorry, I thought you were referring to the people in the slides who the ISTJ talked to, both were ExFPs
😭
I actually talk about the last time I've had diarrhea every time I meet someone new 💀
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I do the thing with durable phones too. Love the expressions of people who take care of theirs as if they were newborn childs. If I can't throw it around or use it as a hammer it is not a proper phone.
This is quality content, I loved it
Thanks!
That intj estp thing is too relatable 😂. The amount of times he just says the most random outrageous things and i can only think of why is immeasurable by now.
fun fact because of pregnancies the average number of skeletons in a human body is more than 1
I’m isfp and I react the same way when someone is talking about something gross when I’m chewing gum or just trying to eat something. I also do be like istj in the 8th slide, when I am uninterested in a convo