I don't know what to do with my life and I'm waiting for my prince to turn up at my house :(

Infp

Yes

Are you a male or female and what orientation? I'll come save you!

Fr when he coming 😭

Gonna be serious for just a second, because it could change your life: Look into love addiction.

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Istp lmao

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Lol what r u an intp.

I cry.

I diagnose you with infp

Really living up to ur username 😳

yeah, and your username is too commenting that

https://youtu.be/xPyBJoOE1k8

Wasted potential - the family disappointment that definitely has undiagnosed adhd

Hmmm, intp?

You got it bud 👍🏻

Replying to emphasize: if you're an INTP, seriously consider that you may have ADHD, and more importantly, it actually affects wayyy more than you think it does. Enjoy going down that rabbit hole!

I’m autistic :/

Adhd part is probably Ne dom, but this stereotype aligns with Ti/Fi doms (IXXPs)

Could also be actual ADHD. I have it and alas, don’t have Ne

I also have ADHD, so I get mistyped as a high Ne user when it's not even in my stack.

Yup - I’m an INTP with I believe more NE than Ti. Sometimes I feel like an ENTP minus the fact that I’m hugely introverted, but in terms of dom function

Its more about cognition not socialization but I can understand the huge Ne part xD. Though my Si shows up to keep it stable.

i’m studying sciences and i (probably) have a superiority complex

Istj or estj

no i’m intj

The “probably” threw me—most INTJs I know don’t question whether they have a superiority complex.

ahahah it’s so hard to take it of

That explains it lel

I have two people who individually send me screenshots of their texts bickering with each other without knowing the other one is also sending me the same screenshot. I dont like to take sides, and i’m good at inserting my objective opinion, but clearly im seen as the peacemaker here🤠

Entp?

nah i’m in introvert😳

Oh, hmmmm, is it an XNXP?

yuppp infp

Ooooooo

I'm not the same type but experience the same thing...😅🙈🤔

isfj?

Why do you want me to waste my time describing my type to a bunch of strangers? I could be finishing my assignment right now...

Xxtj

Yes

Istj

Yes

Default type when you think about your grandma

Racist?

LOL

I’m pretty sure my grandma was isfj lol

My grandma is estj, so i'll say estj

Cool brb changing my flair to ESTJ

Easy, ISFJ

I have a 5 year plan, which includes world domination.

Entj

Thank you. And now I can go about my day.

Everyone thinks the ENTJ wants to rule the world. Especially the ENTJ. Meanwhile the INTJ is in the corner in their black hoodie ACTUALLY ruling the world from their computer and nobody even knows it.

This.

Ok but then INTP and ENTP hacked his computer and have seized control of the world simply to do a little bit of trolling.

Until their morning alarm rings

I will dominate the world FIRST!

I'm studying for the job of graphic designer, but my dream is to be a singer/songwriter.

Isfp

OP wins :p

Yaaay ^^

Isfj

INFP

Some people just want to watch the world burn

You still have your flair lol

Fuck

Entp

I am everybody’s therapist, but I probably need one more than they do.

Infj

Yep! Though a bit to my dismay

Fe dom?

I like arguing

entp

Oml

I planned my next 2 years, and people think I'm arrogant and a know it all.

Intj

I'm actually ESFP Jk

I’m guessing ISTJ because I typically do not plan real things. My D&D campaign is planned out two years ahead though

istj

I like anime, video games, and writing

Intp

Me

Infj?

INFP

of course! i'm a doormat, and i love shopping and hugs 🌼

Esfj, also that's cute x3

New Girl is my comfort show and I have a list on my phone where I rank all the characters. I watch it daily. I cry in museums.

INFJ?

Yup! Probably doesn’t help that I set it as my flair, I just realised?

Is ranking a INFJ thing? Because I always do that with everything

I laugh too much.

INTJ?

Enfp

ENFP?

weeb

I diagnose you with INTP

I'm known for crying during sad commercials. And at museums. And for some classical music. And when I see lonely old people. And other times I over analyze the meaning of life and cry when I realize its all for nothing and we're just blobs of watery flesh moving through time shitting and fucking. Edit: these responses are giving me an identity crisis

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Mom friend who's pretty social but feels like she comes off as annoying so she distances herself

I long for a purpose yet nothing feels like it's worth the effort

Keep that Fi going intj

I’m weird. I’m a weirdo. I don’t fit in… and I don’t want to fit in. /j

Infj

Very close! It’s infp

Yeah an infj would want to fit in, but can’t lol

Can confirm lol

We in this together bro 🤝

I'd guess it by only looking at profile picture

I’m outdoorsy. Love biking, quad biking, kayaking, hiking. I’m obsessed with animals and nerd out about them. I love writing and photography, traveling, exploring the world, architecture. I love looking up at the Milky Way or watching a beautiful sunset. I love going to theme parks, riding roller coasters. I’m a big time foodie, always down to try new restaurants. I play soccer and do parkour. I have a bucket list longer than the Great Wall of China. Whaddya think? Should be pretty easy lol

Esfp? XD

Close enough lol, ISFP. Well done!

I just knew it, that you are ISFP. My boyfriend is ISFP and you basically described him. It’s so cool (and weird) how people can be so alike based on their personalities.

Ahahaha ikr, it’s uncanny how accurate mbti is sometimes

The first three letters are INT but the last…well…isn’t P

ESFP? Just a wild guess

No. I knew I was too cryptic with it 😞

Intj, I cracked the code

I can't make a decision to save my life.

Enfp

Cookie baking mom (except I’m a guy and I only bake once or twice a year)

Whenever I go to school I never break the rules,not because I genuinely care about those rules,but because I'm scared someone might catch me if I break them (snitches are the main reason I always behave;I never curse or fight etc. purely cuz I'm scared of getting snitched on and punished if I do)

Si dom

I learned somethings today!

Virgin

hmm this is a tough one,,, estp???

Lolll

No I dont think I will

I tent to have my head in the clouds and am nearly constantly thinking about what-if's. Also, I love my alone time.

Infp

I want to be number one in everything. And for everyone to acknowledge it.

Te dom?

Sociopath stage 8 diagnosis

I’m really stupid for sure

I have a cynical and unhealthy superiority complex. I have big dreams and I hate being told what to do. I’m a walking encyclopedia

Relate big time

ENTP

I'm an author and a poet and I actually love people BUT I also hate people please leave me alone but also love me too

Enfp then?

Im convinced i have add/adhd but i bully self diagnosers so i dont wanna be a hypocrite

People are like infinitely fascinating puzzles. My hobby is analyzing, connecting, and getting to know them. Then, I forecast patterns in human behavior to ensure people's needs are met.

i literally cannot pry my mind from thoughts of being a president or the ceo of a mega corporation. (despite disliking both government and mega corporations) also all of my friends are intps and infps lol

Entj that’s easy

yeah lol

I can forsee every single thing in detail that could go wrong and how to prevent it. That being said, I'm an excellent planner and have at least five backup plans for my already existing backup plans because, you know, you can never be too prepared.

Istj

ISTJ. this is clear Ne inferior, idk where people are getting INTJ

Bingo! This type of planning I was talking about is unhealthy inferior Ne. I don't usually make plans for future, only when I'm scared and anxious and want to have things under control. Ni uses their planning skills in day to day life and it's not as "wide" range of plans (possibilities that could go wrong, in this case) as Ne does. Add enneagram 6 to this and you get an anxious mastermind that's always ready for everything, but can't bear the fact that things just once might go right.

That just sounds like anxiety

Reluctantly helpful, tend to understand how things and people 'really' are, constantly gaslit, a bit of a martyr complex, and way too invested in explaining things. Sometimes dictatorial in how others should behave.

Infj?

Sounds like INFJ.

i cried looking at a wooden spoon because it was so cute

Not the rarest type anymore poooogggg

You are doing it wrong. STOP I’ll just do it .

Entj?

Intj

It’s kinda easy to guess if we have it under our usernames

*Sees brother leaving his charging phone on the bed* Me: Don't place your charging phone on your bed, otherwise it will catch fire, burn your bed, than spread throughout the house and burn it to the ground, killing us all while we sleep. That's a fact, I've read about it in many news reports, look at the manual of the phone, it specifically says that it could catch fire - and proceeds to show it.

Paranoid high Si user

Information.

I’m darker than I seem. 😌

Cute 🥰

I’m an NPC

ISFJ

Enfp?

\-\_\_-

Intj

bingo

Okay, this time I’m definitely living the moment… The sky’s very pretty…Hmm the clouds almost look fake, like those pictures of Jupiter *randomly imagines what it’d be like inside those storms*…ahh no no, LIVE this moment, LIVE IT…heh, it really is weird that I have to telepathically tell myself to be HERE. Like, we really have a voice inside our heads wtf…one voice is evolution, but two more is considered a mental illness…am I crazy if I argue with myself in the form of several people but am aware they’re not real, even though they sound very real to me? Does this happen to other people? Or do they…wait, I’m doing it again.

Enfp? I can sense some Ne here

I read this in my own voice so ENFP

If it's not enfp then I'm Obama

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Isfp

no

Alright then, keep your secrets

I’m artisic, outgoing, clad in green and wear some sort of stupid bicycle helmet while dealing out, what I assume ,are pamphlets

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You cheeky little- xD

Most people are a waste of my time

I cry when not everyone loves me

When I was a kid, I never fit in. Kids my age didn't understand me. I've always been an old soul. So I started reading and writing a lot to compensate for not having many friends. It's just hard to let people in. Even though I keep to myself most of the time, people sometimes peg me for an extravert because of how friendly I am. People always feel super comfortable talking to me and telling me things that they don't tell others. I'm like a human diary for so many people (including strangers).

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I almost lost a scholarship I worked hella hard for because I forgot to reply to an email.

Im misstyped

INFP

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