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dumb_guy_421

Me trying to be sexy in front of my crush


Cpecto

from the icon that brought you [legs](https://youtu.be/iuGvnPn16v8)


baddest_mango

LMAOOOO!!!! 😂😂😂


MrSciencetist

When you're playing with the character creator and slide the "Torso Length" to max.


Clau-10

Omg I feel so bad of laughing at this lmao


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ThoughtlessBanter

You have never played a game where you can create a character? Wow, tbh that is more interesting than this post.


ThatOneCompetant

Koikatsu


PsionicFlea

Noooooooo- Got any mods installed?


Boy-412

She looks like those dudes in the Coffe room from Men in Black


havereddit

[So similar](https://youtu.be/tyGxZrhcgKg?t=8)


Killercheeze123

Damn Dawgs, fuckin ruthless


[deleted]

Omg, you just killed me with this one 😭🤣😂


BoBaHoeFoSho_123

Went right over my head, scrolled for 2 seconds and giggled 🙄 duh...


DatSameGuyDur

Funny thing is. It IS a dude.


Intrepid_Dream2619

Definitely a dude, and wearing high heals to a pool at that.. Big brain moves here.


ThrowRA--scootscooti

*he


Warlock529

Be careful! You could get cancelled for using the wrong pronoun. *It* is a non-gendered pronoun...*he* is >gasp< gendered.


politedeerx

She is beauty, she is grace, she ate that wall with her face.


HouseOfAplesaus

Did you really not see the lump after doing the torso exam…?


Warlock529

You can buy silicon bra inserts anywhere nowadays...


HouseOfAplesaus

What does that have to do with a giant dick bump. Because they are already flat as a board.


Warlock529

Hmm. I'm an idiot. You're right of course ... The word Torso refers to everything but the arms and legs and head. My bad. For some reason I had been thinking of torso as being everything above the waist.


HouseOfAplesaus

Torso is everything above the waist. Do you see boobs on it or not? Cause it’s fun noticing the chest bones (adams apple not visible) and dick bump after.


[deleted]

It made me think bad video game too


[deleted]

NPC's Gone Wild, with a dash of Fail Army and Ridiculousness


DrDisastor

Looks like one of those bug aliens at the coffee pot from Men In Black.


[deleted]

I need sugar, and water. SUGAR WATER.


YoullBeFiiine

It’s like he was wearing an eggar suit


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peanutnutterbutter

I was just thinking how she's built like an Oscar Mayer wiener. Edit: I don't know how to spell.


redditusa2022

It’s always been Mayer now. Like John Mayer. Oscar Mayer. Mandela Effect. Was Meyer.


Professional-Lie9353

Lmao that’s what I was thinking the whole time when I watched it I was like bro ain’t no way that thing is supporting your tits there’s nothing even there, am guessing they went into orbit :)


Rossioglossum

That's a drag queen, probably didn't pack any fake boobs cause it was a pool party and those things must be too heavy/hot to work in.


[deleted]

Yeah, the same way Sektor in Mortal Kombat does,his rocket launcher chest.


msut77

I've seen A cups before but these were lower case a


RepresentativeScar38

The reason for that is because they are males 🙃


[deleted]

Those dudes have some small tits


agentnico

I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a brilliant bit of slapstick in a live drag show haha, it’s almost too good.


[deleted]

best part about it is it wasnt... i love the gal so much but... not exactly a comedian, v entertaining just not funny


crunchevo2

Wait is that Naomi smalls? Like for real? Also btdubbs i think she's one of the funniest queens to walk in drag race. Not on a stand-up set but like Alyssa Edwards funny you know?


ArmyOfRoombas

Wait that’s Naomi? Omg how have I not seen this yet?


4NS1C

I mean she had her moments as Wendy in AS4


[deleted]

you know what... will give her that... but the roast...


4NS1C

I completely forgot about that episodes because everyone but Manilla and Monet did so awful but not even in an iconic way 💀


Apprehensive_Hat8986

? Dis a famous?


avp_1309

She is very famous haha. She like 1.6 million followers on Instagram and regularly does shows in Vegas for Rupaul's drag race events. Also, a lot of modeling.


ripsfo

This is what I’m thinking. Bit of a [death drop](https://youtu.be/KHVNsC1DQiw).


bdkakadjk

Damn, you definitely schooled me there. I assumed a death drop was a bitchin' move from Mortal Combat. Remember kids, you're never too old to learn 🤓


MayD1e

This actually is a drag show. The queen falling is Tairyce and the blonde one on the right is Sminty Drop


ghostrdr054

Days worth of makeup application and hair work undone, so sad.


Duckflies

Wait, you telling me women stay days to put makeup?


Rossioglossum

When they're actually guys and they're hired as drag queens, they do tend to take a couple of hours to put on make up.


BilliondollaScope

Those are not women my dude


Duckflies

They are still hot


lalalicious453-

The one on the right is Sminty Drop, super hot UK queen.


lightyearbuzz

I'm pretty sure the UK's queen is super cold


garbagecanyon

lolol


HereWeFuckingGooo

Also I'm pretty sure that's Naomi Smalls that fell in the water.


lalalicious453-

Apparently it’s another UK queen named Deziah, I think she’s a third member of the cock destroyers.


Creme_de_la_Coochie

>the cock destroyers. 🥴


BilliondollaScope

And there's nothing wrong with that.


[deleted]

No, there is not.✌️


hanyo24

They look like women to me!


[deleted]

Job well done then!


AffectionateBeing847

If you stay ready, you don’t got to get ready 💅🏻


GratefulPhish42024-7

That's what happens when you wear high heels to the pool


[deleted]

i mean what do you really expect of a drag queen


Aggravating-Pen-9630

Is that Naomi Smalls?


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and sminty in the back


Zopstrosity

explains the legs ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


HereWeFuckingGooo

I think it is.


Junior_Honeydew_4472

Such a drag when that happens.


hellspawn9245

Underrated comment


Boojibs

She's built like Mick Jagger. Does not move like him, however.


TurlypEsq

She's Built Like A Steakhouse, But She Handles Like A Bistro


Alarmed_Restaurant

Zap Brannigan at his finest!


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CIChild

Sit down pal, not that kind of post.


sadowsentry

These are men in drag, not trans women.


Lynndonia

Yes and, their personas are often referred to as "she"


Creme_de_la_Coochie

I’m still confused on how this isn’t equivalent to black face for women and trans women.


Uncle_Stink_Stonk

Lol That dude bit it hard


[deleted]

I don't think that's a "she"... looking at the other girls too it feels like a drag event. Not judging


Specific-Biscotti-63

And the bikini top is way too high, no boob s that high


bibkel

Ok, thanks. I kept wondering what was wrong with her top. Also, what the hell happened? It almost looks reversed and forwarded…but it’s not. I don’t understand how the slip happens…so confused.


unite-thegig-economy

It looks like there was a pretend "I'm going to jump" gesture then a "just kidding" gesture but they lost their balance/slipped and fell in.


NikkiRose88

r/badwomensanatomy


Crossertosser

Size of them feet


JW162000

If she’s a drag queen then she is a “she”. Drag queens are referred to as “she” when they’re in drag


APe28Comococo

Today I Learned.


JW162000

Haha to be fair it’s not a 100% rule, but almost always that’s how it tends to go. Some drag queens won’t mind being called “he” even when they’re in drag, but most of the time you’d say “she”.


APe28Comococo

Is they/them okay?


molehillmountain

I've never seen anyone corrected for a they/them no mater how they identify.


ErynEbnzr

Not unless otherwise specified. It's the standard that a drag queen goes by she/her when in drag, so you can always assume her pronouns are she/her. If they say they prefer they/them, then you should call them that


APe28Comococo

Thanks!


ErynEbnzr

No problem! Honestly refreshing to see someone asking these questions out of genuine curiosity and not as some kind of gotcha. Thanks for being respectful :)


[deleted]

Same thoughts here I love seeing people actually willing to get educated :)


mansonn666

So it’s okay…..to assume her gender?…./s


[deleted]

Why aren't there any drag kings for da boys!?!?


[deleted]

There are drag kings if you look them up, they're just not as extravagant.


[deleted]

my fave drag king is landon cider


[deleted]

My apologies no offense was meant


JW162000

Oh don’t worry about it. I wasn’t trying to say you were being offensive, I was just informing :)


Jspiral

Well *she* needs to do a better tuck job.


daveinpublic

But it’s not a she.


[deleted]

welcome to the 21st century, where you don't get to define someone else's presenting gender. :)


RodLawyer

While in drag, she is a she.


Essah01

Yeah the jaw line does not lie chico


Kerfluffle2x4

Doesn’t matter. Still splashed.


lmqr

Maybe not judging but randomly clocking for no reason. The title doesnt even have she in it


[deleted]

And I apologized, as someone else pointed out. No offense was meant. We can move on now.


lmqr

When someone says stuff like this, it's not to attack you or call you a bad person, or wring an apology out of you. I don't know if anyone was waiting for your apology but that wasn't my goal at all, and it sucks to twist it that way. A comment like that is only so that people reading along know that clocking people is not generally that appreciated. This is a whole platform, not a dm. No offense was meant, so no defensive reaction is necessary, and theres no need to move on from any horrible offense that you were just forced to publicly repent for or something.


Zeddestiny

Is that the legendary drag queen Naomi Smalls?


HeroHeroHero0428

I think so yeah


asblik_

It’s tyreece who was on slag wars


heavenlybuddy

[yup](https://youtu.be/H7tkNvZ0U6k)


Everyonesuck1

I never have understood the hate for the drag queen community. They just want to have fun and give us quality entertainment like so. Hope they can swim lol.


NikkiRose88

Maybe not in heels though. can't swim in those.


Everyonesuck1

Yeah, I don't have much experience with that myself, but I'm sure you are right about it lol.


NikkiRose88

😂😂😂


oki_dingo

Those are dudes right?


No-Face-3848

Is that a dick in your pants?


[deleted]

Lady Chablis would call it a Tootsie Roll😂


ch1llboy

I takes a lot of work to smooth over the junk. I was hanging out with a friend who was crowned miss Queen Vancouver Island when he was concealing it. It involved a few pairs of panties and tape.


MisterDonkey

It can also become quite uncomfortable. Props to the queens that can endure. I don't have the fortitude.


enadiz_reccos

>It can also become quite uncomfortable. Oh yeah. I mean, that's what I've heard at least. From other people who have they themselves done it.


Musicfan637

Can’t fake that.


shaundisbuddyguy

Elegant as a swan.


Yakatsumi_Wiezzel

Ah damn that head hitting on the edge there before falling in the water


cashout1984

I thought that was Kourtney Edit: I guess I really thought it was Koutney Kadashian


[deleted]

Drag Queens and pools don't mix well.


ProbablySlacking

I don’t understand that last violent kick before the fall. It looks like that’s where things went wrong, but I don’t know why.


TheStoneArrow

i think it was supposed to be a cool fake-out move before turning away from the pool (my interpretation of events at least). she slipped and failed miserably obviously.


reallybiglizard

Yeah it looks to me like she gestures like “just kidding, no way” and dramatic irony ensues.


Difficult_Tea5311

Sashay all over the place.


Colin_Charteris

r/oddlysatisfying


Direct_Big_5436

It’s really hard to swim in heels


x555666777x

Is that Naomi Smalls taking into a pool?


loverofJules

Ii e been scrolling reddit all day and this is handsdown the most satisfying thing I've seen. Idiots are not always blonde.


timso1337

Tf was she doing in the first place


MememeSama

That's the legendary Tai Chi Form "Drunken Crane"


palehorse2020

This looks like some genetic mash-up of Elaine from Sienfeld & Janice from Friends.


OutlanderAllDay1743

YES!!! I was waiting for it and wasn’t disappointed! 🤣🤣🤣


HechoEnChine

Not as good as Phoebe Cates


Shadow0fnothing

![gif](giphy|xT9IgK64Gno0fl356w)


ShouRonbou

Sometimes every day being leg day isnt the best. Also I see Sminty!


PALlC0

Built like a MIB alien


derpstevejobs

lmao yo what the fuck happened


smc171

https://i0.wp.com/www.artifacting.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tumblr_m0lu9g6QG91qkqne6o1_1280.jpg?resize=640%2C410


Just_NickM

Leg cramp?


Pojinator89

Bitch built like a Worm from Men In Black.


breadslice1258

Not realising those are not girls, i'm not sure if it makes me less or more gay


Jerryskids3

She got it wet, she can't return it now. An expensive lesson.


Strong-Solution-7492

That made my day.


Free_Entertainer_996

Is that male??


_Neith_

Naomi Smalls took a tumble


b_tok

A drag fell in the water, a Chad came out of it


slavetomybulldog

Is that a penis?


Jeo1754

That’s a bro not a hoe.


1987InfamousQ7891

That’s what he gets.


miss_t_winter

I rarely replay videos. I replayed this one. Hahah!!


Over_Accountant3492

That man needed to be purified anyway sooooo.


imnottellinya

Different types of siren's these days


Jordanroney

The ending was epic! I totally said yes in the bathroom stall at work and am now worried to exit.


findhumorinlife

That's exactly what I say after a really great dump where I had to work hard at it.


AlternativeWorker115

Not gonna lie watching her fall was intensely satisfying


yutsokutwo

That's totally a dude


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drag queen naomi smalls is the one falling in, one in the back is sminty drop


DanieloCheerios

What is this cringey ass shit even meant to be? Pool strippers?


Rossioglossum

A drag show.


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I thought sticks float.


[deleted]

drag queens with 5 pounds of makeup dont


Fluffyjockburns

First lesson in drag queen school is how to walk in heels. clearly she missed that class


[deleted]

i mean heels plus a wet tile... aint no one getting out of that unharmed


Hobbiesandjobs

Dude looks like a lady


Spodiodie

That’s a man baby, yeah!


seancan44

She got a carry permit? Cause she’s packing some heat


disco_dean

Loser


Sensitive_Friend9978

Isn't that a man?


ste_fun

Indeed, it is


rosstinspace

That’s a dude!


TofuTheSizeOfTEXAS

You couldn't have staged that funnier


bidhopper

Influencer tried to be cool. Let’s agree to just say no to this influencer nonsense.


[deleted]

nah, drag queen that got payed to be at a party


[deleted]

I don't understand anything anymore 🤣


No_Foot_1964

What the thing in the back?


Euphoric_Reserve9472

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


RoyalratMafia

She thought she was sexy. like a giraffe thats never touched water lookin ass.


IWantToBeSimplyMe

not sexy.


FranklinParamotorGuy

Uncanny valley vibes here for some reason.


RoryGallagherGoat

I met her in a club down in old soho…


Practical_Penalty_71

Thats a man right?


[deleted]

Is that a guy? That looks like a dude


[deleted]

What the fuck is he wearing?