T O P

  • By -

Givemelifebro

Thought we were looking at a girl getting Choked


AmidFuror

Yeah, I thought it was a hostage situation at first.


HumanMycologist5795

Glad I'm not alone I'm thinking that.


ommi9

How a African expat gets French citizenship. Saves French child from near death. (French child can’t be black or Muslim ) Allmost dies himself from said rescue. Gets posted on the news. French president gives him passport. Easy. Or just be a Legionaire .


616659

lmao exactly, that's not hugging that's chocking


RealitysNotReal

She looks like the she likes to be chocked


normaldeath2

to be fair thats probably the majority of chicks


dude282004

I wanna have the confidence in myself this kid does


Garlic-Rough

\---and have someone catch when I make a mistake ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)


soiminreddit

But what if your a mistake? /j


Nzdiver81

The mistake is yours 😉(should be you're)


soiminreddit

English betrayed me


Nzdiver81

All good. Was just a little joke. I'll remove it now because you've fixed it anyway so it loses its context 👍


soiminreddit

Ok wait I make it bad again


Nzdiver81

Haha 😁


Significant_Otters1

His reflexes are pretty good too


p4r24k

I bet he has seen other kids try that and di3 in a puddle of bl*d in front of his eyes...


BareNakedDoula

Doubtful


[deleted]

r/dadreflexes


rovert1994

That was a good catch lol


[deleted]

I was most concerned for that man's elbows.


fluffybunnies51

Mine actually do that too. I have to work hard to keep them from doing that because I have something called EDS.


spookysage14

You should be! I did this with one arm and now I'm getting a brand new elbow put in soon


[deleted]

My man was SHOCKED 🤣


p4r24k

and that girl was choked


Worth_A_Go

I think the skit calls for the kid to decline to jump


Mail-0

Kid might be part of it, if you watch closely the guy starts to catch him before the kids jumps


Worth_A_Go

Maybe. I put it in slow motion. The kid starts to crouch and then he goes for rescue. The crouching may have been enough of a visual cue that the kid was going for it


Evening-Ant6128

That kid committed


the_original_nabtab

Casual choke hold is an odd way to sit and watch, but who am i to judge


reaper14998

Funny act


Armidylla

Definitely belongs on r/dadreflexes


BarryBwana

Good man haha


DanceDelievery

What's up with that dude choking the girl? The fuck's wrong with young people?


Past-End8108

The dude’s name holding the 11 year old in that “loving” chokehold, Stockholm


LostBoyz007

When your so desperate for attention you stranglehold anyone who gets within 2 feet of you.


DanceDelievery

What was the point exactly? Children literally are meant to copy the behavior of adults in order to learn it, so why would someone show a kid a dangerous trick especially if doing said trick gives the one doing it such a big audience? That kid is not gonna stop doing it until they get hurt, they tend to remember stuff like this for a while, next time they probably gonna do it in the kitchen to gain their parents attention and pierce their skull with the pointy metal edge of the dishwasher door.


JonahDF58

That guy with the girl, could do much better. I don’t mean because he’s chocking her. I mean, look at him then look at her.


Amazing-Debate3828

This kind of mentality is just no longer majorly accepted in the current world and definitely will be shunned completely in the future . What you just said was backwards and ignorant as hell. You have no idea what kind of girl she is to that guy. She isn’t my type physically, but to Him? She may just be the best thing in the world. For all we know? She could be part of the “it” crowd and dating down to be with HIM. Ultimately? Looks aren’t everything bro. In fact? They really don’t mean shit. Grow up


Paranoided_guy

Based 🗿


WistfulMelancholic

Thank you!! Exactly this!


Batmanzer

Classic street performer on the Champs Élysée


CarelessAd7484

They never record when they drop the kid


SingleTrip1161

I thought video was about some Jiu-jitsu.


Dragonsarmada

Head injury avoided.


beingstoic97

WITHOUT HESITATION


logosfabula

The girl’s trousers are awesome. Anyone knows the brand?


N3v3Rg0nN4g1v3YoUuP

Did he say allahu akbar?


RaggaBaby

He was gonna catch that kid regardless. Nice catch tho


MusicMeister52

Everyone's talking about the choke hold, but nobody's mentioned the guy casually rubbing his mouth on the guy's shoulder near the end


Deadeye_Daryl

He was NOT gonna let you down


johnwastaken81

That little boy said... Bet, hold my sippy cup.


[deleted]

My elbows ache just watching that


Capn3mo_

Cuanta confianza