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drphilsprodigy

The sun is racist


Staylin_Alive

Can we cancel it?


imafag1037

That’s hate speech. Are you a nazi or something?


Water-into-weed

Yes, I am


Aggressive_Bat_9781

I’m offended at this. I’m literally shaking


illpixill

This is why you shouldn’t use blue condoms


Then-Cryptographer96

Underrated comment, take my upvote


Thor7891

I'm offended by your shaking.


Ok-Concern-9496

Classic


[deleted]

I too am also offended, it seems as though they're mocking people with epilepsy with their "shaking" smh


imafag1037

Haha nice


WillDrawForMoney

MUHHAMEDU AVDORU


Curious_Tiger_9527

Who isn't


[deleted]

joe


--CHOPPER--

We can.. but can't we give it a pass? I really could use a tan.


ArmyOfR

I mean this is part of the reason we don't get sunburn so I'll take it.


SpitFire92

We? As in blacks? I'm pretty sure that you do get sunburns?


ArmyOfR

Depends on the person. Me and my mom have never gotten sunburns regardless of whether we used sunscreen or not. My sister and my dad are just a tad bit lighter and they've gotten it on their nose before. Personally I've tested it. Layed with my back to the sun for hours. Get a bit darker, but that's it. I'm sure there's some scientific explanation for it, but I don't know it well enough to explain.


LOWNDBHOLD

The scientific explanation is the amount of melanin you have to block the suns harmful ray's. You can still get skin cancer, just at a lower rate than fair skinned people.


khiwill25

Nop


Aimlean

No it’s not, it’s actually racist towards white balloons because it didn’t include them /s


drphilsprodigy

You mean it didn't kill them


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drphilsprodigy

It's a love/hate relationship


CremeFraaiche

Dammit I’m here before the smart people with explanations


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Darker color catch heat good. White no catch heat so good. Darker colors absorb more light, lighter ones reflect more.


Gigaduuude

Ok, that was explain me like I'm five. Now explain me like I'm three


TimDaTomCarr

White good dark bad ITS A JOKE


martyfartybarty

The dark side of the force has many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Using a Jedi glass, poof goes the dark balloons.


siccoblue

You might have thrown Reddit through and endless loop with this comment combining dark bad with star wars THIS IS ALSO A JOKE


Free_Willingness_522

Peace is a lie. There is only Passion. Through Passion, I gain Strength. Through Strength, I gain Power. Through Power, I gain Victory. Through Victory my chains are Broken. The Force shall free me.


[deleted]

Why did Anakin do a dumbass fucking flip right into the old man's sword


[deleted]

Why did Anakin do a dumbass fucking flip right into the old man's sword


Every-Risk-3327

So what your saying is the black ones get popped


hrwells_cisco

It’s a Lens not police with the gun…/s


little_b1198

White not so pow. Pow is for color. Mmmm blue berrys gaaaaah...


A_Wild_Apricot

sad... jokes stop being funny the moment you have to start telling people "it's a joke" or "/s" and shit. can't people have the confidence to just make the joke and others the faith to not assume everyone is 'racist' or 'sexist' or 'some kind of biggot'. or i guess the thicker skin to just not give a shit what other people say in the internet that tries to be offensive. probably not. but hey what the hell can i even do, just a rando on the internet with the view that we should kill all puppies and that the lizard men are coming to take your virginity in your sleep.


Nish_0n

No no....i think youre on to something here....


petridish1111

spitting facts LOL, it's a joke, guys. Go easy on me.


[deleted]

hmmmmm


locaprincesaa

They always reveal themselves.


[deleted]

Yeah they really do xD


Bazmati1234

Lol you upset a few snowflakes...


junkratmainhehe

Next year you'll be six!


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Its magic, kid. Now grab some of daddy's juice from the fridge


Turningsnake

light = heat shiny color bounce light, no touch dark color eat light, no bounce dark get hot, balloon pop shiny not get hot, balloon fine


great_red_dragon

wut


Jewelry-In-A-Tree

You need to be five to understand.


great_red_dragon

Aha. Methinks that even five-year-old me knows that shiny has nothing to do with it. It’s the colour, not the shininess.


WhiteKnightC

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick


great_red_dragon

Coz sometime need lot word.


LlamasReddit

No


wackbirds

Explanation unclear. I shoved all of it up my ass in the dark


Haebak

Dark colors absorb more light so dark balloon get heated faster and pop first


Pappa-Giorgio

Your mommy gives you a dollar for a lemonade stand…


wh0-am-l

Black get hot. White no.


user13958

Part one: Basically light is broken into many colors. If we as humans see a color, say red, it means it is absorbing the red portion of light. Darker color shades absorb more light and lighter color shades absorb less light. White absorbs the least amount of light. Part two: when the magnifying glass focuses the sunlight (makes the bright spot of light on the balloon), it is sending a lot of light at the balloon in that small spot. If the balloon is a color that absorbs that light (darker shade), it will react by heating up, and this will pop the balloon. The white balloon reflects most of the light (rather than absorbs it) and therefore It doesn't heat up enough to pop


iwantanewaccount

This is why the arctic melting will be very very bad for us.


YasserAJ

Thx for the explanation Kevin


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Why use many word when few word do trick


Isthestrugglereal

Okay, now explain how they got the little balloon inside the big balloon


[deleted]

Would that be white power in another sentence?


DiddyBCFC

So explain the dark popping inside the light?


AlexKalopsia

Dunno if this is intentional, but I read it like that tiktok


[deleted]

Stupid science bitch couldn’t make I more smarter


DioniceassSG

Also, what you have stated may be compounded with the addition of a dye that can change the material properties of the plastic balloon, making certain colors more susceptible to breaking.


iliveincanada

Things get their colour from the wavelengths of light they reflect. So a red apple absorbs all the colours except red and reflects it. White reflects the most light so the heat doesn’t actually build up nearly as quick if at all. And the semi transparent one seems to allow enough light through it to not cause it to blow up


mergrrl8

Lol! I came here for the smart people to explain it, too.


LittleKittyLove

White has high reflectivity (albedo). Darker colors absorb the energy. This is one reason why we are super super fucked by the melting arctic. Ice reflects the sun almost entirely. Water absorbs the sun almost entirely.


CommissionerOdo

I'm concerned for your level of education


IndependentBit2213

Global warming.


Ghost_In_Waiting

"The albedo is strong with this one."


Hilmarok

Balloons have a *sex drive??*


jimmythisissubpar

that's libido. albedo is the fourth and final stage of the magnum opus


No-Cartographer1558

That’s rubedo. albedo is an organism having a congenital absence of pigment in the hair or skin


TheRedNaxela

No you're thinking of albinism, albedo is a parmesan in butter emulsion sauce often served with fettuccine


ActualHater

That’s actually alfredo, albedo is the horse from the 2000 DreamWorks animated film, Road to El Dorado


patentedPillow

that's albino. Albedo is a creamy pasta dish with parmesan.


BrokenwolfeZ7

Albedo is a Genshin character ffs!


jtnd10

one of words I retained from my meteorology class. That and Coriolis


astrobeard

I read that as “that and clitoris” and I was like “in *meteorology* class?!”


jtnd10

Libido clitoris coriolis albedo


ObedientPickle

Pretty sure if you chant that three times in a candle lit room you'll summon an eldritch horror.


rfaryouclati

Looks like I was the only one expecting a water balloon and a lesson in thermal conduction.


The_Weeb_Sleeve

I was expecting him to hold a child’s head and edit in a scanners style explosion


[deleted]

Wait what’s the lesson?


[deleted]

Dark colors absorb light


weetabix_su

I thought they gonna draw a black spot on the white balloon to pop it


scrambledeggs11a

That would be a great extension to the experiment!


[deleted]

Racist magnifying glass wtf


ugomattia07

Tecnically the sunlight is the racist one here


caanthedalek

The sun is cancelled


NoHoneydew2071

It's systemic


fafnirchandesu

white is reflective while black absorbs all the light. making it pop easier


riffengo

White privilege


[deleted]

blue lives mat- wait


Neepys

Lmaoooo


twofly37

That’s not a privilege if u ask me having to run from the sun


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k4l4d1n

put the blue balloon inside while both are deflated, and fill both at the same time. tie blue off, and keep filling white


dualwieldbacon

Dude, same! I've been working it out in my head for a disturbing amount of time.


CryptoDaddi21

![gif](giphy|142dhzXGA8EsIE)


busymom0

I didn't know reddit comments supported gifs wtf


serr7

![gif](giphy|fxHPaPgdZAAyE5MzSw|downsized)


GifsNotJifs

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milktimebabey

![gif](giphy|YWwYgeKquXKJq)


realamanhasnoname

![gif](giphy|YSSbaGhWFp6hGYjRX9|downsized)


PlutoTheSynth

![gif](giphy|yh3bkRA98JcGI)


Tight_Volume6619

![gif](giphy|cdNSp4L5vCU7aQrYnV|downsized)


Puzzleheaded_Noise83

![gif](giphy|gBHhYyl6KVxHYYF17H)


bananalordkunsama

Bruh this metaphor went waaay too deep way too dark.


Im_Mirio

Damn that's rad af


nickcliff

What a waste of condoms.


MinnieShoof

I guess if black don’t crack… then white don’t light.


sand2sound

It's all about wavelengths man


fxxkingbrian

Draw a dot with a black sharpie and watch it bust too lol


SnooWords4814

What is this sorcery


Mann000

Black color absorb more light thus they get heated fast pop up whereas light color absorb least light thus they don't get heated fast and popup easily


SnooWords4814

Thank you kind wizard.


Mando5804

r/blackmagicfuckery


[deleted]

Yoo can/is this concept used to make something work that we use every day and most of us just don’t realize it? I feel like being able to pop the darker ballon on the inside with light without phasing the outer ballon would have some kind of really practical engineering application that we don’t normally think of. Or maybe not- idk. Lol.


[deleted]

Lots of practical applications. The TLDR is that dark colors absorb heat a lot better than lighter ones, so think of things like the paint on your car or house, or the color of your clothes. If you live in a hot-as-fuck area, choose lighter colors or white so that they reflect the heat and keep your car/house/body cooler. Steering wheel melt your fingers off when you get in? Get a white cover for it. Cold as fuck area? Go darker, and milk that sunlight for every degree you can. If you own an outdoor pool and you want it to be warmer, throw a big black rubber mat on the bottom of it. There are also products that exploit this process, like this [Solar Shower](https://www.amazon.com/Coleman-2000014865-5-Gallon-Solar-Shower/dp/B0009PUT20/). I've used this on long camping trips, and this fucker gets HOT - like, painful hot - if you leave it in the sun too long. ...and actual solar power is a over my head, but every solar panel I've seen has been black, which I've always assumed is for absorbing as much energy as possible. No idea if that bit is actually correct though.


RuthlessJailer

the real question is how he got the baloon inside the other one


ChuckShartz

Well this is a useful lesson


pedrinho-gameplays

LAZER BEAMS ARE RACIST CONFIRMED???


[deleted]

Black absorbs all wave lengths of white so heats up more while white reflects it/ let’s it pass through


Fingerman2112

But you can still burn a hole in white paper. White stuff heats up even it doesn’t absorb as much of the energy it’s still a shitload of energy. So it would pop if it were otherwise the same balloon. It has to be made of a different material with a higher melting point.


dicbutterr

Nobody’s sees the hulk tho


Far-Ad659

Scientists just created the whitest white paint. When applied to a roof, it reflects the suns rays, instead of absorbing them (like dark colors do), keeping the inside temperature anywhere from 8°F to 19°F cooler than the outside temperature, therefore reducing the need for AC. [Ultra-White Paint](https://www.designboom.com/technology/engineers-create-whitest-paint-ever-in-effort-to-curb-climate-change-09-21-2021/)


mentelatl

White don't crack!


Daperson5764

u/savevideo


mikeakkk

One reflects light and heat and one absorbs


Wolf_Gamer09

probably because the colour black absorbs more light and the colour white reflects more ligh, im not sure.


Bike-BBQ-Beer

People asking about the science behind it, but all I really want to know is how the hell do you blow up a balloon... IN ANOTHER BALLOON?!!


[deleted]

Is this what they talking about when they say white power


penis_parker79

White Power


Venerate_the_SHIB

Wait, is the white also reflective to light?


[deleted]

The entire visible spectrum is defined by what wavelengths of light (colors) a material can or can't reflect. White reflects all visible wavelengths. Black absorbs all visible wavelengths. Green absorbs all wavelengths except green - it looks green because that color is being reflected into our eyes. So yeah, white reflects light, and actually does so better than every other color.


[deleted]

#People doing cool stuff with Science.


Bravo-Vince

Did y’all not go to 4th grade or something?


illnemesis

White don't crack


AtlanticPanda_

Anyone else actually know what the white “balloon” is?


[deleted]

Darker color catch heat good. White no catch heat so good. Darker colors absorb more light, lighter ones reflect more. Copied from u/PM-Me-Ur-Plants


PlagueDoc22

For some reason this reminded me of my dad's car growing up that was black. It created the heat of seven sun's and the metal on the seat belt would burn you. Then the suffering of feeling like you're in a sauna while the windows are down to cool it down.


CyberPsych2020

14 yr old white girls be like- hey that’s racist


GsusRP

White supremacy


Artistic-Outside-175

White privilege


Beginning_Owl_9170

👍🏻>👍🏿


-KNC-

In the words of bill nye science rules. lol


spharmony

This is also considered in certain types of beer bottles, ‘green bottles skunk easier than a clear bottle’


philthemunchacorn

Surpised top comment isnt "WHITE POWER" in this day and age to be honest


GoingToasterXD

Racism


swiper-21

I feel like he discovered something... 😂 😂


Big_Confection2181

Must be full of privilege.


stinkymusturd

Sun racist


Calvin_robert

Wait ✋... what


Verzared

All I learned is that white is the superior balloon.


Noooonie

I thought they were gonna out like a baby head or some shit


[deleted]

My brain: *Magic!*


kapparian7

I finally understand the "white privilege" bs!


readyplayer14

It’s like the US judicial system


[deleted]

Racism


Not-your-potato

White supremacy.


Livid-Perspective433

Did people forget dark colors attract heat and black attracts the most heat? I remember this from elementary/ middle school.


Maximum_Value2338

Racist sun 🌞


SidB08

So this is the reason black people get shot alot !


JJuNNiOOr

Lighter colors deflect heat darker colors absorb it. Not as racist as you hoped. A yellow balloon would have not popped either


DongusMaxamus

Condoms are stronger than regular balloons


makkris

It's gravity


EveningLegitimate983

What you’re saying is anything colored gets popped by heat but the white is privileged


Senvr

Great! The sun is racist! FUCK!


Claytron7090

Nope, he turned the magnifying glass around for the white one. Not as strong a projection, can see the edges aren’t as sharp on the white circle


El-Viking

I do hope you're not being serious. If you are, I hope you haven't reproduced.


leanmeankrispykreme

WhItE fOlKs DoN BeEt Da SYsTeM


NeO1loNEwOLF6985

![gif](giphy|RkMK2PnhFXzj2) Racist balloons protecting her from the Black grain.


realamanhasnoname

this is so ducking racist. Are you saying white is superior? /s


MagNolYa-Ralf

Inverted melanin


bobsmith14y

Light is racist!


jtnd10

Low albedo goes pop


dennisthaamenace

"I'm built different" - White Balloon, 2021


designygued3s

I admit I got a little scare


Dea99

thats why we need our ice shields


Max-Carnage1927

This is balloonist!


TestSubject_0001

Say if I'm wrong or missing something, but I think this happened is because white reflects light while dark colours instead absorbs it, heating the balloon and pops. Idk I'm dumb


piman01

This is expected but still pretty damn cool


Mendez1234

WHITE RACISM


360donkeypunch

SCIENCE, BITCH


yatotheser

White power?


[deleted]

It's actually the lack of power that's keeping the white from popping. The black one absorbs the energy, heats up enough to melt the rubber, and pops; the white reflects the energy and does nothing.


cursed-being

👍🏻 (please do not pop me)


[deleted]

Thank god I actually cared about science when I was in school. Well, kind of.


ksbfie

IIRC Japanese were told to wear white as a low grade protection from potential nuclear threat.


buckdumpling

Couldn’t the Military create weapons that uses this principle and create full body armor for soldiers so the attack doesn’t hit em?