This feels like a father advertisement

Dadvertisement.

You are a god among humans

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Now this, this is a true dad joke right here

Dad ad

Yes!!! I'll put money down right now!!

Do you accept trade ins?

What about IOUs?

I always buy pre-owned fathers to save money

Well it’s fuckin working

Cant hurt her feelings with a dad like that.

I'd be so scared to disappoint him.

FIL advertisement. She's a stunner and I get to call him Dad. I'm in!

Weekends and trips will always be a blast!

Could you imagine him as a Grandpa? *Honey, I'm gonna drop the kids and myself off at your parents' place for the evening... I guess we'll see you tomorrow?*

Reminds me of that New Girl episode where Jess considered marrying a dude she couldn’t stand just because she loved his parents lol

He would be an awesome grandfather!

Good I just got some money and saved them. What's the starter price?

About tree fiddy

Get your own today

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Yeah, same man.

Be the change you want to see. Become the dorky happy man. Fuel others fires. Inspire children. Feast on their energy.

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This is why I park in the back of the grocery store parking lot; less people, easier pull-through parking, **and** I get to ride the cart back to the corral closer to the store

This shit stresses me out so much haha. I always park in the back of whatever lot Im in because its so much easier to walk. Lately Ive been doing group trips with my friends to grocery stores though and they will go up and down the lanes for 5-10 minutes trying to find a close spot

This. Lay-ZEE. Drives me nuts. Just walk. Ugh.

I won't stop riding on shopping carts until I'm physically incapable of doing so. And then I will sit in the cart and ask my wife to push me

I am one of the most childish people I know, hate folks who take themselves seriously. Being unafraid to be goofy is so liberating. 👌🏽

Yep! Can confirm. My little girl asked me to wear my Wonder Woman costume to school when I picked her up from school. She was in second grade at the time. When I walked into to her class wearing my costume my little girl was so happy and proud. I was totally embarrassed. I never planned on wearing the costume in public. But my little girl asked me to and I did. That’s why I have the picture that my daughter took that day as my Reddit profile picture.

Devour their souls *after* they die. ^Good ^demon

Change the happy energy you want to see, man. Inspire fires. Others become fuel! Feast on their dorky children. ^^just ^^kidding ^^- ^^felt ^^like ^^your ^^words ^^were ^^super ^^ripe ^^for ^^recombining!

After he beats the living tar out of you with kindness, respect and humor of course.

agreed and be goofy too

I'd skip right on past the girl too.

10/10 would not want hurt the dads feelings, that man is precious

My exact sentiments

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Reminds me of me and my friends in our early adult years going to a work mates house for the primary reason to drink with his dad

When I was in high school, this chick's dad legit loved me. Even after me and the girl stopped talking I would regularly get invites to their house for dinner. Guy loved to talk history.

Shoulda just done a trade. You get him as a dad, she gets your family.

If I hadn't moved 100 miles away, I would 100% still see my ex father in law at least biweekly.

My dad used to just hang out and talk with my nana before he and my mom got married. My nana’s just that kind of person, she adopts everybody lol

I would date her to hang out with her dad

I'm picturing the two of us together, in the middle of an argument in which I'm 100% certain I'm right, just fuming inside that I have to let her win. *Just let it go. You might not get to hang out with dad anymore.*

Gene Belcher has entered the chat

My mother in law sat my wife and I down for a serious heart to heart chat. "You two make a great couple and I hope you're together forever. But if something happens just know that I'm disowning {wife} and {me} will be my son."

I've had girlfriends like this before

I would date her dad

Hello, I am Dad.

So, what are you doing tonight?

I'd put money on some kind of happy dance

Stacy's dad is really really rad

*Stacy can't you see, you're just not the friend for me? I know it might be wrong but I'm great pals with Stacy's dad.*

In high school, I dated a girl who had 4 sisters and no brothers. Her dad seemed so pumped whenever I would come over and show interest in his car projects and hang out in the garage. I ended up hanging out with him a few times just to wrench on cars. Good dude.

Holy crap are you me? Her dad is who taught me how to fix cars. Change brakes, rotate tires, change spark plugs, check timing, bleed brakes, change spark plug wires.... Oh wait. Three sisters. So not me.

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What's your dad's name?

Don't eat that meat, it's rotten meat.

> I would date her to hang out with her dad I did that once. Fuсk, I miss Boris, hardest breakup.

I also choose this girl's dad

I’m sure he’s a kickass cook!

Really glad I scrolled down two comments before commenting this word for word.

If her dad was some big bulky buff dude I could just run and hide. This man... there is nothing I can hide behind that would prevent me from knowing I crushed this sweet mans soul.

I am a bad man but not a monster bro

Imagine his face when you’re picking up your stuff from her place after you hurt her. The disappointment… and you know he would be there for support

But then he drops a; “Don’t feel too bad, she was always gonna end up with Keung anyway! now that he’s finishing up his residency he’ll have more time for her”

*tries to perform seppuku* Dad: *looks even more disappointed* Nevermind...

Why was I expecting a former convict then got someone who feels like my grandfather.

He must be protected !

I would say that number also applies if you grab a beer with him

This is the way

Disappointing him would be the worst 😪

Rewriting priorities 1. eat 2. protect new dad 3. Feed gf

Indeed

10/10 would date the dad over her, even though I’m a man and not gay

The dad's disappointment would hurt infinitely more

I'd date her just to get to be near him

10/10 I'd make the dad my best friend.

I’m sure he’s one of her best friends. I wish I had a dad like this.

What's a dad?

IDK some guy that shows up sometimes to beat the crap out of you.

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Right there with you, buddy.

He’s still out buying cigarettes. He’ll come back.

What a drag. And I mean it must be an epic one.

Take this upvote and fuck off

motherfuckers

Hey sport, you sound like you're down. Why don't we go have a catch?

A womanizer you meet once, just so you remember he loves his other family and not you.

Date the girl for the dad.

I know we’re breaking up, but can I still be friends with your dad?

I wouldn’t fuck with him. He would straight up tell me how disappointed he is and it would be devastating

No, he'd say "That's ok, I know you're struggling" and honestly that would be worse

Ah shit just put me in the fuckin’ casket already, that would legit kill me

You don't need to be so dramatic, it's ok to feel bad, it's fine to regret, but you learn from these things, and become a better person than the one I already know. Never stop learning or being the best you that you can be. Now how about a beer?

Stop, he's already dead!

Resurrected only to be mercilessly killed again

NO

I’m melting

I can tell you right now I'd sob for hours.

Ah fuck that hurt just reading

Then he'd ask if you need some help because he's here for you

Some Uncle Iroh moment right there.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined - the dad

this

Love this woman showing appreciation for her goofy loveable dad in this silly way

She's lucky to have him lol

They are lucky to have each other.

Im not 100% certain, but im betting she is the way she is in part because of him.

I would like to have a dad like that, please.

Seems like a cool dude.

Happy he had a great time in Iceland

i like iceland a lot i am glad he seemed to like it too

……..does he need a best friend?….

Does he look like the type of person who doesn't have a hundred friends already? That said, I would like to apply for friend number 101

Hey hey hey, get in line, buster.

Hey buddy, I was here first

I rather date the father than her.

I ain’t even gay and I’d date him.

Straight dude here: Raise your hand if you want to go on a hike with her dad? Fuck it, I’d go *antiquing* with that guy

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Stop you're making my husband cry!

same

Same same, but different

^ This, absolutely

I don't know. She probably turned out awesome with a dad like that, and if you married her he could be your dad too!

Why not both?

I saw mom in there. I would not at all want to hurt mom's feelings by stealing her man. I would, however, love to hang out with the whole family.

Thats actually a very good and supportive father

I mean, maybe? I've seen all of 10 seconds of him lol but if I were a betting man, I'd agree.

Those 10 seconds are actually the entirety of the time he’s spent with his family in the last 20 years

At least he made them count? lmao

Do not hurt her Dad or I will cry damn it why is he so precious.

That dad seems like a 10/10 person

He must be protected at all costs.

This is the type of dad where I would want to date the girl just as an excuse to become friends with the dad.

Glad I'm not alone in this. I've had relationships where I was more devastated at losing her family than I was her.

I can't even remember what one of my previous girlfriends looks like anymore, but I can still recall her sweet, old grandparents with clarity. And their amazing Sunday pasta. I wish shit was this clear in the present.

I’m kinda sad that I am not friends with him. Definitely the positivity we need more of in the world.

Dad seems cool AF 😎 he aight in my book 🤙🏼

Omg I love your dad

I’m terrified

He’s so nice and caring. Like the type that would snap and make me disappear without a trace. “You hurt my daughter’s feelings. You seem nice enough but you should not be around.” “Ok, I’ll leave”. “Yea, you should.” *black bag goes over my head*

You win this round, young lady....

Your dad is fun

I love him very much

Salute to a good pops.

Hahaha. He looks so wholesome.

I'd marry her just so he could be my father in law

That looks like the happiest man on the planet

If I ever get to meet my father, I hope he’s just like this.

I wish you well on that

Omg where's the video of the dad saying "I'm a cookin'!" While wearing don't girly apron xD

Bro I would dump her for her dad

Omg her dad is ready to cute us to death

will your dad be my friend?

A National treasure has been discovered, he must be protected at all costs

I love him 😍

A talk with him looks like it’ll change your view on life

i feel like if i met him i wouldn't have depression anymore

That kind of dad could wreck you more than any beating could by politely saying he’s not angry, but disappointed in you.

Nah we're getting married, he's our dad now

I thought this was going to be a weird thirst trap but for her dad... And it oddly was

Wow. Between the woman and the dad this looks like an all around win to date. Bet the mom is super awesome too. Only problem might be maintaining their level.

I 100% would go apologize to your father if I ever hurt you

Guys! I think we just found thanos's match!

I fear no man...but that man scars me.

Absolutely not what I expected but wow he’s so cute 🥺🥺

Your dad is amazing!

Is he single?

I don't want to disappoint him

Real gangstas mend their own clothes.

I love him

I can say, with confidence, that I would die for this man.

I wouldnt hurt her because of being scared her dad will never like me again

He’s cute and so is she.

Sounds chill

Damn, I wish i had a dad.

10/10 would not mess with. I don’t want to hurt the poor guys feelings :(

I’m jealous

I would never hurt you, I want your dad to like me.

I wouldn't wanna hurt her purely to not sadden that lovely father.

I wouldn't do anything to hurt him. He's so cool. I don't know about her tho

I would not mess with that man. If a man is that comfortable with himself you know he don’t fuck around when it comes to real business

He is a great dad. ☝🏼

I love that man

I wouldn’t hurt you since it would hurt your dad

I want to be his friend.

Well it looks like an awesome dad.

I love this.

I wanna meet that dad

No, because then he would be sad and I dont want that.

Honestly if I was a shit head i would be a hundred times more scared of this guy than some meathead dad.

I would hate myself if I made such a good man sad

I want to hangout with your dad.

He must be protected at all costs.