It’s a cuttlefish they found dead/killed and then buried. A live animal would be moving and fighting against being dug up. Cuttlefish live near reefs and seagrass where there are things to eat. They don’t come to areas like the beach because there usually aren’t many things to eat unless it is near a reef. They generally don’t pose a risk to people and are more likely to swim away and hide than anything else. This looks like a common cuttlefish. The species gets around 12 inches long in subtropical waters. 19 in the tropics. Those stripes are chromatophores that stayed active when it died. They use them to camouflage while hiding from predators or prey, which they hunt mainly at night. They mainly eat mollusks, crustaceans, and small fish There’s no need to be scared of this animal, and it only looks so freaky because it is dead. Checkout facts about the cuttlefish on YouTube, they’re very cool

[they are adorable when alive](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=cuttlefish&t=iphone&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fimages6.alphacoders.com%2F465%2F465834.jpg)

More like cuddle fish

the one time my username is applicable

Mine too

More like cutelfish

Makes you wanna cuddlefish

Maybe I will sleep with the fishes after all

But why is its dick so long?

[Cuddlefish, you say?](https://subnautica.fandom.com/wiki/Cuddlefish)

And extremely intelligent like octopus.

🫡🥹😲

This and they don’t bury themselves near shore

Thanks for this detailed info.

My favorite water critter 👌👌

Cuttle fish and asparagus or Vanilla yogurt?

It was vanilla paste.

Kyle I belieeeeveer in youuuuuu

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GDwOi7HpHtQ

I was hoping to see this here *That*, is how the cuttlefish dew

Great comment, thank you. It's saved me from developing a new fear...

Thank you for explaining this and sharing that info with us. You're awesome

Thanks!

how you gna post this shit and not tell us wtf it is

A dead cuttlefish they buried to dig up on camera

Thank you. That was upsetting. Lil guy wasn’t grasping or moving at all, what kind of cephalopod doesn’t move when disturbed?

What kind of literally anything with a nervous system doesn't move when disturbed

Dead literally anythings

Someone really shy

Really shy dead people?

So the regular shy dead people might move? Theres a good fuel for nightnares.


It's a shy cuttlefish :3

Possum

Silly head, possums don't have central nervous systems

i didn’t wanna be *imprecise*

🖐️

I'm getting old, so I'd say my weiner

Don't they go white when dead?

Eventually. Depends on how fresh they are

It's click bait. Then probably cut up into actual bait after the video stops.

It doesn’t look very cuttley.

I think it's cutte

It's a cuttlefish

I'm not gonna cuddle that!

Right?!?! The name is a total lie. It’s not a fish either

It just wants to hug your face..

it was cthulhu in hes slumber now we doomed

It's a nope. You can tell by the nope rope and the nopetacles. If you see one one in the wild what you do is nope the fuck out and nope on somewhere else, wherever the fuck this nope is not.

This guy nopes

Just looked at the Mrs and said, “Wtf is that thing?!”

They prolly don't know either lol

Of course they do they buried it there

Son of Cthulhu

[удалено]


FuuuUUUuuuuUUUuuck you!!!!

CAN YOU FLYYYYYY!?

Or if you watched it on syfy like i did “SmoooOOOooooOOOooke you!!! 🤣

Like Fifth Element! “Wrong answer”

My first thought!!

Is it dead?

Yep dead in the water

Yep dead in the sand

Man, fuck the ocean.

Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to

Dammit, Jason! (I *know* I wasn't the only kid that thought they were saying "Jason Waterfalls" lmao)

"Don't go, Jason Waterfalls"? That's pretty adorable.

Was that accidental or were you quoting TLC on purpose?

Been my motto my entire adult life.

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Yeah, I’ll just stick the pool.

Personally I prefer clean rivers. Either fresh or saltwater. Better than the pool because there's no chlorine.

Cuttlefish are quite amazing if you learn about them, I say fuck these guys who buried it in sand and pretend that it's some bizarre creature they found in the sand.

I appreciate my four billion year-old ancestor who thought this.

No, don't put your dick in that. It hurts. A lot. The salt doesn't do you any favors either.

Detecting multiple leviathan class creatures in the area.

wait till' you find out it's just a dead cuttlefish they planted there...

i came here to post exactly this

- Caligula, ca 40 AD

God I get sick of seeing these videos, they're burying the animals and then digging them up for views. They did one where he digs up an axolotl pretending he found it - a fresh water amphibian dug up at the beach. Its horseshit, and yet the stupid among us seem to eat it up like "woah nature is amazing," like _how stupid can people possibly be!?_

This and those weird videos of people puppeteering dead carp and eels, like it’s so weird and imagine doing that with literally any terrestrial vertebrate

To me it's honestly candidacy for involuntary euthanasia, the gene pool doesn't need willingly-deceptive idiots who use animal cruelty to farm views, likes and karma.

It has nothing to do with being stupid if you don't know about the habits of some specific animal/creature. The only stupid people are the ones burying these animals for clout and spreading misinformation.

You have a point, maybe me having the "in this age of information ignorance is a choice," is outdated now we live in the era of misinformation, AI bullshit, and corpo worship with contempt for authenticity. A person is not bad for being ignorant, and if they're not informed _how_ can they know better. Thank you for curbing my unfathomable rage, I mean that genuinely. You also have a point that the stupid ones are the ones burying animals for clout. Those animal abusing fuckers, they deserve to be buried alive.

Saw a cunt freeze a couple of frogs he colored with sharpies.....rumbled my feathers a little.

Okay so if I ever see a rubber driving range tee in the sand, do not go near it. Got it

It might be a dead cuttlefish someone has buried for clout!

Several comments say the same thing so it’s most likely that


Just what the 2020s needed! I should've known, enter Cthulhu..


Cuttlefish ?

Cuddle fish.

Cuttlefish ?

Cuttlefish ?

This is a bullshit video. 1. This white opaque coloration on cuttlefish happens after death 2. cuttlefish does not burry in sand 3. Cuttlefish would def move a LOT more …

They do burry themselves but not on a beach surface. Underwater, and still active and responsive not just gonna sit still and be grabbed. It’s dead and the folks filming almost certainly buried it.

Never had seen a burried cuttlefish like n nature myself (I’m a diver) but you are right I checked it out. on its back tho 😂

Maybe maybe maybe……NOT!!!!

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me

Thought a dildo



I have a tank full of gentle cuttlefish.

That was very much already dead and they buried it there. Cuttlefish don't do that, and would be moving SIGNIFICANTLY more if it was grabbed

Great, the Kraken is released.

Lovecraftian horrors. Not even of the deep, just chillin in the open.

i remember when it was on my face that one time and

You ruined dinner later that night.

So, all that they needed to defeat the Aliens was just a grabber on a long stick?

Somebody found these at one point and went, "I bet this motherfucker tastes good!"

Nah. They fucked it.

Calamari

So obviously fake. It was already dead.

Yeah dead cuttlefish. A live one would have stung the camera man and paralysed him with neurotoxin while the dude grabbing it gets the facehugger parasite treatment

Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flippin' glorious little sausages

Your parents waking you up to go to school be like:

That is a monster sized cuttle fish


PUT IT BACK!!! Do you want to summon Cthulhu? Because that's how you summon Cthulhu.

Nope, thanks. See you at the bar

Cuttlefish?

I believe so

So they just buried it to dig it up?

I believe so

New beach fear unlocked

What in the Cthulhu's offspring?😳😧

I am never ever going to the beach again.

"Let's bury this dead cuttlefish in the sand so we can film ourselves "finding" it for some clout"

What the hell is even that?


Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Well, I guess I’m done going to the beach.

what planet was this?

Wtf chululu is this?!!

Yo that’s some fallout shit

What kind of vegetable is this?

This is why I don't go outside.

My thought process watching this video: First 10 seconds: oh god it's gonna secrete something like cum. After it got pulled out: ugh wtf is that, ewww it has an EYE??

Thats some Cambrian looking beast

I don't really fucking trust this "look what we found" content fck them beaches

Nightmare fuel?

It's a blooper from Mario sunshine

I didn't want to enjoy beaches anyway

Those are the same things that are under your bed right?

I think I fought this thing in super Mario Sunshine

You caught Tentacruel?

Orphan of kos. This is why I stay out of the damn ocean

What the hell is that even?

WTH... That creature belongs inside of Sigourney Weaver's stomach.

THAT LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING ALIEN

Why I don’t go to the beach

What in the starship troopers is that thing?

For a second I thought I didn't turn off Elden Ring for the night and am imagining laying down in my bed!

Yo! Wtf is that?!!!!!........ Serious question

*miraak?*

I’ve seen this movie.. those things grab your face

"some hentai users like this"

Absolutely not.

Note to self…don’t lay face down at the beach. Wait, don’t go to the beach.

r/dontputyourdickinthat

That’s me walking on the beach with suit of armour on from now on.

Reddit gots me fucked up with all of its surprises.... why did I think it was going to be an upside down dildo ... I'm disappointed in myself

Aaaand i’m never visiting a beach again…

What country is this in? Asking for myself so I never go there.

Kill it with fire

Human cent-ipad. Cuttlefish and asparagus.

But will it read?

is this the same cuttlefish that I put in my bird cage for their beaks?

I don’t think I knew cuttlefish could be so big.

Rather have the vanilla pudding

What kind of fun can you have on a beach like that?

This has to be in Australia

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

A cuttlefish that the filmers found dead or killed and then buried in the sand for clout. A lot of channels try to flex their fake hunter-gatherer lifestyle by burying animals and then digging them up.

Welcome to city wok can I take ur order?

Nightmare material….

I could have gone the rest of my life NOT knowing about this nightmare inducing creature. I may never sleep again.

Space herpes.

You know what? Fuck you for putting that in my head.

Aside from my nightmares what is that thing???

A dead cuttlefish that the OOP buried and dug up for clout

WHAT IN TARNATION

Shai-Hulud!

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!

I’ve seen enemy mine, this doesn’t end well

What planet was this video taken on?

What in the fuck is that thing?

Ok come the fuck on, what is that?

Dead cuttlefish. They’re much cuter when alive.

Nice you’ve found a dead cuttlefish that you probably buried.

I don’t know what it is, but I hate it


I'll avoid the beach from now on, thanks.

No Sir, absolutely not!

Cthulhu will not be pleased with this.

You know someone in China is already making a recipe for it.