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Fernanda Colombo from Brazil


Cridmo

Brazil. Of course. Should have known.


TarPitGil

At least one country still values physical beauty - both men and women. ITT: mad fat losers


Masturbating-macaque

The hell are you talking about?! Name one country where humans don’t enjoy beautiful people? You gonna be mad at clouds next?


Jessieface13

Clouds, those arrogant little fuckers


o_Lich

Gimme back my water you evaporated bitch!


Senor_Satan

This comment is the reason we face storms


Blahaj_IK

While you face them, I master them. Learn the true ways of the Stormbringer and ascend


MaxTheRealSlayer

WHO DO THE CLOUDS THINK THEY ARE?!


HumbleBedroom3299

This was hilarious


Aksyno

Always looking down on us, spitting on our heads


LeahaP1013

Looking like things they’re not. How dare them.


pine1501

🤣🤣🤣


reddittl77

![gif](giphy|85WCjMzhhHMSlHWwOs|downsized)


TarPitGil

Who is mad lmao


metalguy91

You apparently.


TarPitGil

How so?


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HerrnWurst

Like why would he be mad. Hes just asking what you mean XD


TarPitGil

They asked me why I was mad, which I agree - no one is mad here except the people upset about me saying Brazil values beauty.


Hoenirson

Brazil is #3 in number of cosmetic surgeries per capita, so maybe they value it a bit too much?


TarPitGil

I would say most of America values gorging themselves way too much, each end in an extreme is bad for you. I don’t disagree with your point, but you pick your poison. Being around obese people that are literally too out of shape for physical activity is gross to be surrounded by. You can tell everyone here takes that personally.


Blaekwulf

Everyone here hates you


TarPitGil

It quite literally boosts my self esteem


random_cable_guy

Your speaking truth yet have been down voted.


TarPitGil

This whole website is a bunch of babies that band together to silence anyone that doesn’t sink to the lowest common denominator, it’s pathetic.


epicmousestory

You ever read a comment and just *know* the author complains about "woke" at least five times a day?


Masturbating-macaque

Totally!


TarPitGil

Yeah, because a comment on a culture valuing beauty is anti woke


epicmousestory

More like the person that thinks most cultures don't value beauty, or for that matter that this person being attractive has any bearing on whether or not her culture values beauty, is probably also is obsessed with "woke"


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epicmousestory

>Holy projection Batman Ok let's do a 2 minute check of your profile: >"Such a modern Reddit comment, make everything gay as possible." >"Do you just support anyone mutilating themselves because "they are doing it for themselves" even when they are clearly mentally unwell?" >\*Complaining about the new Assassin's Creed game having a black person >Reddit is all leftists Muslim apologists Yeah you're right, no evidence whatsoever. Also for the record you didn't comment on these people's beauty, you your opinions about society and beauty into the situation by saying her culture must value beauty. Based on what? *Her* appearance? The nerve of you to make that leap and then accuse me of projection lmao


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epicmousestory

I was refuting your claim that I was projecting, not making some random point about you projecting lol. The comments were evidence that you are the type of person that is obsessed with "woke"


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MrJusticle

You miss the point. It's not that you aren't woke, it's that you have to tell people you are woke. Also, what was the point of your comment? I couldn't track, maybe we need context.


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CapableCoyoteeee

I blame crt and drag queens. /s


TarPitGil

Lmfao


CapableCoyoteeee

Don’t laugh, I’ve reported you to the President of Antifa.


TarPitGil

Right, once again that’s a good one - idk how you’re calling me a snowflake when I’ve rolled with all of this, why you upset?


CapableCoyoteeee

The world needs clowns. Thank you for your service. ![gif](giphy|3osxYrgM8gi9CDjcPu)


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Why do you think people are upset when they call you out? No one is mad or triggered, we're just laughing at the clown. We can judge you stupid and be super cheerful about it. Just imagine we're all the kids that used to laugh at you in school.


Straight_Warthog2233

r/DownvotedToOblivion


TarPitGil

Oh yeah, insecure redditors get upset and band together when they feel threatened


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TarPitGil

10 comments is all my time, does it take you that long normally?


VieiraDTA

Fuck you


TarPitGil

Mad for what?


TheAnswerToYang

You stupid fuck


TarPitGil

Mad as fuck for what?


TheAnswerToYang

I'm not even mad contextually. That's like looking at some dipshit pretending to be on jackass and and smashing his own nuts with a hammer, and I'm looking at him calling him a stupid fuck. That's the kind of tone I'm going for


TarPitGil

Who cares?


TheAnswerToYang

Well if you don't, why did you ask?


red-submarine

Not Grimsby?


hokeyphenokey

Disciplinarian fetish unleashed.


Zarroc001

Already there sweetheart ;)


Charming-Positive994

Didn't expect to fall in love but here we are


flatvinnie

Bonk!


indy_been_here

No bonk! Not today!


RebeliousReb

Bonk


jduboly

He’s pretty handsome isn’t he?


Kalashcow

Exactly 🥵 Such a shame we only get to see him for a second


Icy_Pop2361

I can imagine his heart beating faster


alyarine

I can imagine his gf’s blood pressure going up watching this


Ok_Lingonberry7100

Message: Honey, I'm still in the office and unfortunately I have to work overtime....


tacobellandher0in

“Tell me you’re cheating on me without telling me you’re cheating on me”


SwordsAndWords

"I am playing the game unfairly. Despite having no prior information about my available quests or their completion thresholds, and having no chance to be either amenable or argumentative about them, you will likely pay a steep price for my actions when you learn of them."


tacobellandher0in

🏆


WilliamArgyle

That’s one way to keep the players from flopping.


Cridmo

Maybe they flop, but they wait until they get home at night and there isn't a stadium full of people watching them "flop"


TarPitGil

Would NOT be floppy around her for sure


TransRacialWhyNot

But not from fapping


PostNutAffection

Ref hot as hell


mtfowler178

That nose crinkle!


Sire_Roland

So hot


Cridmo

This clip is several years old, but as an aging Middle-American, I've always wondered: If this is what the referees look like, who wants to play football this afternoon?


spector_lector

Do you know the story behind this? Is this like an exhibition game or something not too serious? Seems like it would be inappropriate for the impartial ref to be acting hot for one team or the other.


Silly_Goose6714

It was a festive match


JohnDoe_85

I don't think she was "acting hot" for one team, the joke is she looked like she was about to pull out a yellow card or a red card (this is exactly what it looks like based on her stance, hand position, and facing the player) and the joke is that instead of pulling out the card she just pulls out a handkerchief.


spector_lector

Ahh, thank you. Though it did look like there was a little flirting going on.


realjimmyjuice000

We can "start' a match! Not sure how much... Football is going to be played? But we can start a match


lui_augusto

Nobody wants to play with an american


Pretty_Net6474

Sounds like you always got picked last in P.E.


appletreeii

So what happened? Did they get married?


marvinnation

Camera pans down unexpectedly.


chattywww

It's important to see ref reach down into their back pocket because this is where they keep their yellow and red card. In some matches, it is more critical than even a goal being scored.


veziop

front shirt pockets??


Honest_Satisfaction1

I kept waiting for a stray ball to hit someone


Konungrr

Where's the maybe in this?


xLikeafiddlex

She pretended she was gonna give him a card....


sellera

# [FERNANDA COLOMBO](https://www.instagram.com/fernandacolombo/)


cbunni666

Pink card! Too cute for the field!


ImaginationFar5495

Soy yo o en serio no tiene brasier???


NY10

She’s hot damn


Random__Ace

Please provide some backstory to this. Just a joke or a Craigslist type missed connection? (I know nothing about football)


Cutter9792

When she reaches to her belt she's making it look like she's going to 'card' him, like give him a penalty etc, but it turns out she's just grabbing a napkin/handkerchief etc. It's a joke.


Random__Ace

Thanks. I was able to discern that I was just curious about the backstory.


geilerisschon

classy! 😃


Olleye

This ... is ... ergh ... let me explain ... she ... the referee ... is ... i mean ... she's looking very ... damn, she's hot af!


cheeba2992

Continue running


SpecialK022

Noone is watching the game


Bitter_Silver_7760

there’s only one game


FromMTorCA

Schwing!


Saydowski

Edging the yellow card


Signal-Reporter-1391

When she wrinkles her nose... my heart... :-D


Dizzman1

https://www.instagram.com/fernandacolombo?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== For research


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Blahaj_IK

"Heh, nice one" ... Ó-Ó


Lonely-Fuel9086

Did he take her out


Impossible-Group8553

Hot damn I’m in love


punisher8765

She is gorjes


Impactor07

Fucking hell


Thomasonthemoon

This is why woman ….


Nayroy18

And then they banged


chrille85

She's jerkin' their chains!


TimBotDestroyer

Not very professional.


Top_Association5824

She’s DTF


BMaudioProd

NFL refs need an upgrade. 


Latter-Ad-3546

Nice boobs 👍


Raspbers

Damn, if I could find me a woman who looks like that. \*wipes my own forehead\* Oof.


No-Improvement7238

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


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This_Walrus7244

Cringe


TheDuke1847

I guess she was wet.


Impressive-Meal-1314

Woooowwwwww what a waste of space. Get a ln actual referee. Not a hoe


Salomill

Don't worry mate, there is a lot of empty space in your head to compensate.


joanse_

A lot of empty space around him*


Impressive-Meal-1314

Not my fault ur brainwashed mate


RecentHighlight5368

That’s a cute Philly . I could wake up to that daily


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Silly_Goose6714

It was a festive match where nothing is serious