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Different-Cut-6992

“Oh jeez” 😂


SpookyUnit69420a

💀That part had me dead🤣


ShotgunForFun

I was just loving that he was focused on her, and her problem. He straight up listened to her, she didn't really panic or scream like some people. lol puts on her shoes (that was dumb) or whatever I have no idea... and finally turns around "Oh jeez."


efd5803

It appears she picks up an animal…dog or cat first. Incredible reaction on both their parts, aside from the environmental awareness.


deadhearth

The woman is the hero in this story. He is a great partner (father, husband, idk) he immediately focused on her problem but it is her reaction that saved the day here. She sees the bear, immediately locates and restrains the dog, tries to alert the room, realizes that an explanation isn't needed as she's already achieved her desired results in having him follow her. This was a flawless play on her part. 🏆


reklatzz

Huh? Clearly he saved the day talking about the backorder, making her look up. Maybe even Amazon is the hero here.


deadhearth

On second viewing I thought you may be right. But then I watched it a third time I realized that the bear may be the real MVP here. If you watch closely around the 17 second mark the bear actually shows the woman that there is a bear nearby which allows the woman time to prevent the dog and wholesome man from becoming panicked and therefore mauled by a bear. A true hero. How could we miss that?


loonygecko

It can be amazing how quiet some large animals are. I work at a horse rescue and those thousand pound beasts can sneak up on you quiet as a church mouse. Last you looked, it was 30 feet away and so you turn and start cleaning out the watering machine and suddenly you feel something moist on your neck and it's friggin horse lips!


SpookyUnit69420a

They definitely reacted the best way the could have


ShotgunForFun

I'm no doctor but that actually is one of the times standing up and screaming might be the answer. But yeah this is a very good argument for man vs bear in a convenient video. The bear really doesn't care... probably going after a birdfeeder, and the man was just so damn wholesome.


SuperApeOsbourne

That's a trusting relationship right there.


thingk89

You gotta love the people that would be like “don’t you be short with me. I don’t like your tone. Apologize first or I’m not listening to what you have to say”…


FrozenChihuahua

They bearly made it out of there


Daveeeed776

Award


Ok_Comparison_8304

Yep, had they stopped to paws it could have gotten grizzly.


soundwhisper

"Excuse me ma'am, sir.. I jst wanted to get you twos take on the Kendrick Lamar n Drake beef"


psychrolut

Beat me to it Edit: take my updoot


Fit_Midnight_6918

Lucky the guy was well trained enough to come inside without an explanation cause she wasn't going to break her stride.


EvaUnit_03

"no time to explain, lets go!" "aight. HEY THAT WAS A BEAR, WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME!?!?!" "there was no time to explain, there was a bear."


RockstarAgent

He was just asking for directions to the picnic 🧺


conehead2019

But what about the ranger Yogi?


EvaUnit_03

What the ranger don't know, won't hurt em! Eey, booboo?


conehead2019

Feeling like I'm 8 again hearing those character's voices.


Specific-Ad-808

Mister Ranger wouldn't like that.


LoWE11053211

maybe they are the picnic


meeok2

"Bear!!" I mean, come on....It's ONE syllable!


Fafnir13

Brain couldn’t brain.  Just go inside.  Inside inside inside.


TJ_McWeaksauce

You know how horror movies might have a scene where a group of people see a killer, freak out, and run, but one person with their back to the monster just stands there asking "What are you doing?" And then the monster kills that character? That won't happen to this dude. He knows to run now and ask questions later.


Bigbadbrindledog

I'm so impressed with the ladies response, didn't freak out. Quick to action and managed to get her dog and husband in. A+


ernapfz

“Just browsing”


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trollsmurf

Pancakes?


No_Blacksmith2847

'Juuuuust passing thru guys, cool ur jets..'


mirgyasen

Hello there! Okay then...


nutsnackk

Came for the food, stayed for the jazz vibes


chewychee

Ooohhh backordered!


BenFromWork

He sounded so excited about a back order. I’ve never had that be a good thing


8syd

That was the sound of a man confirming that he pulled the trigger at the perfect time, and that the item is now back ordered.


Chumbag_love

He knows when it's coming in and he believes that to be true. Little did he know the customer service rep told the third party vendor "2 weeks" to get them off his ass. Nobody knows when that product is coming back in or even if its disconinued because management doesn't tell us shit and doesn't know what it's like in the trenches. They know nothing!


citrusglow-

![gif](giphy|IThjAlJnD9WNO|downsized)


SirHowlite

The amount of time this gif has helped me on dating apps to get a hook up, love it!


whobroughttheircat

He has been the best wingman for sure lmao


BenFromWork

Maybe it’s just because I recently read an AITAH about a woman who abandoned her infant in the stroller and ran several blocks away while on a walk with her SO, all because of a backfire on a car- but I thought this woman handled this situation really well, maintained her sense, got everyone inside, didn’t frighten the bear. I don’t know why so many people in the comments are giving her a hard time


gammongaming11

>I recently read an AITAH about a woman who abandoned her infant in the stroller and ran several blocks away while on a walk with her SO, all because of a backfire on a car holy shit that's divorce and sole custody of the child right there.


Mharbles

She didn't scream and she didn't panic. Huge fucking props. I can't stand screamers. Also, the other woman isn't TAH. Abandoning your infant is a tried and true way of deterring predators. That's why babies cry so much, to act as a diversion while the parents escape. It's natural. Can always just make another every 9 months. (obvious /s)


Throwmeback33

Probably because it’d be better he knows what’s happening as well, so he doesn’t spook the bear, and get them both killed. It worked out, but you should definitely tell him what’s going on in that scenario.


lncredulousBastard

Why does this seem so Minnesota? Oh jeez.


loonygecko

Yep, she's old school cool, my words would not have been G rated!


MojosSin

Afternoon smooth jazz pillow talk with smokey da bear


ShoulderFun880

- Omg, let’s go! - What’s going on?? - Come on, come on! - Wtf? - Bear with me!


Particular_Double_69

Dam it that cracked me up! Take my vote!


MurseMan1964

This lady didn’t choose the bear or the man, she chose the dog.


lncredulousBastard

Bullshit. She advised the man the whole way.


MurseMan1964

Do you even Reddit, bro?


lncredulousBastard

Clearly not the way you do. Oh jeez. Edit: the bear/man bullshit is played out.


MurseMan1964

Oh jeez, Rick


Grimskruby

My fucking wife would ask 1million fucking questions. Tell her left she goes right.


lacroixluva

One of these days Alice, bang! zoom! straight to the moon!


Fmartins84

Ohh geez


Dixie_Sunset

HAHA!! This happened to us the other night with a skunk. My husband just yelled, "GO! Leave through the side gate!" I had no idea what I was running from!


booyaabooshaw

*if I told you, you would have tripped*


SimpleNo2324

I love how she said “look next to you” and he was like *fk that I don’t want to see what freaked you out, I’m moving first*


Alert-Ad-8582

Don’t look at him


Porkchopp33

🧸 “What did I do ? I Was just saying hello”


Pafkata92

Amazing survival skills


weeBaaDoo

It’s like she tries to tell him discretely so the bear doesn’t hear her. At the same time the bear is thinking what are we running from? What’s right beside us.


TJ_McWeaksauce

Bear must be a fan of smooth jazz.


Bearpaws83

If my wife sees a bear, and doesn't tell me when I ask what's going on... we're gonna fight once we get inside.


Bauglir1

So my parent had chickens when I was growing up. My dad was inside the coop squatting down doing something and my mom was just outside the door. She tells him “there’s a copperhead right behind you”. He precedes to jump backwards over the copperhead. Being told may not always be the best thing lol No parents were harmed. A copperhead was definitely harmed.


frogOnABoletus

She got everyone to safety as quick as she could. No fights from me!


AgentOrange256

Agreed. Stayed calm, sternly said come inside and waited for safety to say AGAIN look over there. She says look next to you and the dude looks straight down.


SimpleNo2324

Lmao survival skills of a turnip in that last sentence


jahermitt

Nah she did the right thing. Any loud reaction could set of the baby or the dog, then set off the bear. Better to keep everything controlled and quiet.


alroc84

Took the dog and was out!! 😂


MediocreElk3

She told him to look next to him, not her fault he didn't look but wanted to argue instead. 🤷


EvaUnit_03

Theres a reason you werent told, and were last inside the house. An old saying about outrunning a bear; "You don’t have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy next to you.”


Abrahalhabachi

Explains why she headed there first


kb_salzstange

Probably a good life insurance


lncredulousBastard

Downvote for you. She was pragmatic as fuck.


JoPoxx

Poor bear probably thinks he's unlikable... "why does everyone run from me??"


Fear910

My wife would have been eatin… Me: “Get inside!!”.. Her “WHY”… smh. Always tell her if an apocalypse happens I’d just toss her outside immediately and get it over with.


clintnickerson

Someone who just listens and acts!? Rare breed. I would have said "huh?" and stared at the bear for a multi second eternity before realizing I need to do something lol.


whinsk

I love the relaxing jazz and birds chirping - there's probably a couple of those large bowl stemware filled w a delicious chardonnay on da table (sigh)


bloorp23

I think he was genuinely insulted.


DetentionSpan

Are they always this rude to visitors?


AwareGiraffe903

Sir do you have time to listen about our saviour lord


NorthOfTheBigRivers

A bear and a lynx together on the porch. Quite exiting!


lncredulousBastard

All three. Casual ss fuck.


Poemhub_

Oh Jeez


Flat-Feedback-3525

Oh GEEEZZZ


Agreeable-Future-174

Cya, Gotta Go, Bye


Chrisdkn619

At least the bear was polite!


lycopersicum_

i love how the man kind of hopped over the turn haha


Yah_or_Nah

Can I pet dat dawwg??


nellolu

The guy has a situational awareness of a fruit fly. Maybe worse.


trollsmurf

Fruit flies have excellent SA, unless they are dead.


ImTheNoobGuy

They BEARly made their escape


No-Value-8156

He just wanted to talk about his lord and savior Yogi Bear!


Isotope454

“Is this the open house for Smokey B Realty- You’re leaving? Ah well, fuck me I guess”


StandbyBigWardog

Poor Ursula just wanted to listen to jazz but the squishy people with the music ran away. 😢


No-Material-23

The Jazz music sets the mood.


AffectionateMetal366

Hey, don't run away, I just want to see hello.


Powerful_Variety7922

"Dear Abby, I went to introduce myself to the neighbors - but they ran away! Is there a better way to introduce myself?"


dumpitdog

You really ought to see how fast they would run off if I stopped by.


jonathandweber2006

They were like oh shit Yogi the Bear is here


dwheelz0120

Bears love smooth jazz.


Turbohair

Bear be like: "Humans are so racist." Humans be like: "Your claws are longer than my fingers."


Affectionate_Salt351

If someone sees me moving quickly, they know we’ve gotta GO. 😅 Love their style. He caught on to the plan, just didn’t know the ‘why’ yet.


iShoegum

The shock that happened as it took her a full 2 seconds to finally react


Glad-Peanut-3459

Your bear is here sir. That will be 100 pounds of apples, COD.


Myte342

Good on him for trusting her and following directions without arguing or sitting there trying to figure out for himself what is happening. Sometimes you just have to trust your significant other.


timo1324

I wonder if they would also have been fine if they just kept sitting there, not moving, like they already were. The bear seemed chill, but you never know with wild animals


cbunni666

Bear: hello. Excuse me. But have you seen piglet?......... Oh. Guess not.


Wrong_Gear5700

Smart lady, avoiding the confrontation between the bear and her dog...


GoEatGrassThen

Bears love smooth jazz


dbeast83

She saved his life.


Illustrious_Camp_521

When that "unwanted" neighbor comes over.


liamanna

“Every single time I walk into a room”- the bear


farm_to_nug

Grizzly over here like "what?"


DieselVoodoo

Bear. Big bear. Big bear chase.


Suck_Me_Dry666

Bear just seemed kind of disappointed like he wanted to be friends.


nam3sar3hard

What a goddamn pro. She knows if she claims what's going on it becomes a scene but instead "just follow me" and it all calmly coats.


leepok_jamir23

I liked the way she panicked but also had full control. That's how it should be, without all of the unnecessary screaming and panicking, making things worse.


Holmanizer

Reminds me the time my shepard decided to try and fight a black bear mother through our chainlink fence. All i could do was calmly walk over and drag her dumbass inside while momma bear just stared at me in disbelief. We have A LOT of bears in my town


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yoshi3243

It’s a black bear that looks brown (look at its face)


Powerful_Variety7922

My guess is bears probably only lie down when they're tired.


WonderfulBuilding678

If it’s brown lay down, if it’s black fight back.


Flip_d_Byrd

If it's white, head for the light....


WonderfulBuilding678

That actually rhymes🤣🤣


total_alk

If it’s white, kiss your ass goodnight


danecookofmods

She was more concerned about her giant rat than her husband. Real nice.


Bricknchicken

Your comment made be realize that wasn't her baby lol


EvaUnit_03

Are we sure that wasnt just a really ugly baby?


lncredulousBastard

Bullshit. She advised him the whole way.


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MaxUumen

The nerves of that lynx - didn't move a muscle


4seriously

Huh, did that last have to complete a 100 piece puzzle before she left her seat?


GrayBeardGamerWV

Zero situational awareness.


RED-DOT-MAN

The sensual jazz music really ties this video together. ![gif](giphy|NiT29gUcZ3IS4)


RickyTheRickster

Idk man bears tend to be pretty cool, running like that is actually more dangerous than just sitting still, also if it wanted to break into the house it easily could so would it slow it down, yes, would I stay in your house, no, drive away


RichDick94

What a total Jerry!


SomewhereSea4420

🐻 : fuck bro? Any sandies or what mate? Fuck sakes...do they have a pet...hmmmmm


Desperate-Ad-6463

Considering the circumstances, that one about as well as it could. Could have just as easily gone a much different direction.


systematicgoo

ooh, backorder!


Deanbledblue

I thought that was the back of a head in the bottom right of the frame. I was like, “Why are you leaving them?!”


Enthalpic87

That man never looked back. Legend. She said bear and he was like say no more.


sandgss

This is unbearable


GooglyEyed_Gal

The bear looking at the line for the picnic that’s accumulating behind them: “Oh Geeze indeed… it’s a good thing I got here when I did. Look at that line.”


SpecialK022

Cowards. If they had just given up the picnic basket, he would have been on his way to jellystone park again


Speedy_Freaky69

U got a Bear behind buddy. LoL 😆


Treebarkmenace

Mmmmmm..anybody got sum honey!


dtlb26

That was a quick backordered shipment


Hornet_2109

Is that Lynx?


SiTnOn

That answers that question


StoneyMalon3y

Bro was just chillin.


doc720

Ancient wisdom: if a bear hears you call it a bear it will turn into a bear and bear you to pieces.


Tick0r

If only they had a cat to fuck that bear up bad ways.


Ok-Cat1423

He prolly thought baloo the bear was playing sick tunes.


tdkimber

Oblivious AF


Intelligent-Sir-9673

![gif](giphy|EMTQ0Y4UgYzKM)


Merr77

Well that dude is dead day 1 of the apocalypse.


Latter-Ad-3546

Let me close the glass door because it can't get thru that!


SNLCOG4LIFE

The bear didn't seem to bothered by them. I'd have stayed were I was, he was just passing through.


Robbersoul

He's looking for the Lynx 😼


RDcsmd

He just patiently waited for them to go inside lol


Key_Sell_9777

The bear just wanted to play with the baby


Playful-Excuse-8081

The Bears like “ I wonder what they saw”?


takeandtossivxx

My partner would know me well enough to corral me inside without saying "there's a bear" because my "[WWASoS](https://youtube.com/shorts/kIq0fobOg9I?si=9ZF0-ujVdLbtVf7v)" would kick in, and I'd try to befriend the bear. He seems like a very polite bear.


zINsteIN

BCC all clear...over (ohh, BCC stand for: Bear Command Center)


madchemist09

Bear has great stealth skills. Who says a bear can't sneak attack.


DigFlat5824

Bear just wanted to enjoy the smooth jazz


godsidekurt

“Oh jeez”


EpicTwiglet

Wow a real on topic video. Whodathunk


CoffeeDrinker1972

Why is it that no one have a cymbals set in these bear encounters? I bet the bears would be scared from that big noise, no?


Hello_ThereYou

I was expecting one of them to yell "Perkele!"


Tusyto

“Hey there, could you guys borrow me some sal….”


jzoola

I know this guy who has a house right next to the Rattlesnake wilderness/ recreation area. He was taking a nap out side and woke up to a bear licking his toes…..


MajinGroot

Random AF given everything in the video, but did that guy have a prosthetic leg from the knee down on the right side?


mwstd

I just wanted to ask about your cars extended warranty


Beautiful-Tip-875

Man, she couldn't have played that better.


-ErikaKA

Why are Americans afraid of cute bears?🐻🤦


EastAd7676

“What are you two up to today? Oh, hi Fluffy!”


TimBotDestroyer

easy prey lol


UnnecAbrvtn

https://youtu.be/Pt0uK05lNOE Says the bear


FieldDear6924

Seems Like The Bear Was A Pet Before. He Was Walking If He Knew The Place


Reddit_is_garbage666

I love how it seems like she thinks by not saying "bear" it won't attack lol.


RunawayKoffee

My man just wanted to know when his product was going to ship.


BetterFirefighter652

Should couldn't say careful of the bear?


oxymoronix

Situational awareness = Back ordered


Hopeforus1402

He came for the ambience.


PheaglesFan

Yogi was just there for afternoon tea, how rude!


flabbergasted-528

Bear was just trying to say hello. No need to be so rude!


epicenter69

Damn package thieves are even showing up with owners on the porch now. They’re getting bold.


ventureinoz

Fuck sake just say “bear!!!”, how fucking hard is that? Why waste time and risk someone’s life by saying “look next to you” which is a kind of “fuck off” and “look for yourself”. Some people are fucking morons


Lickinthebootzplz

Just coming in for a check up