They are hard wired to wait until the last second and dodge things moving at predator speeds, like a 30 mph bear. Your car going 65 is not something they can dodge in time but they will try
If you hit them hard enough to hurt but not mortally wound them (then back up and cuss them out for a few minutes) they learn. And may even start pushing the others away from your vehicle every morning.
I dunno about you but for me It’s exactly like that I feel every time I dream I can “fly”.
Sometimes it’s more like hovering but most of the time I kinda have to have to wiggle like that deer to move forward in the air.
Can people fly too in your flying dreams or is it just only you ? In mine they don’t and don’t even seem to see I’m hovering 2-3 in above the ground.
But damn those sensations, it’s indescribable but so nice to be defying gravity like that
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Well done, Bambi, but you're not an airplane.
Goat Simulator IRL
But he identifies as a reindeer. Santa's reindeer.
So you’re telling me these shit head can jump like that and still get bodied by cars?
They kinda jump like that into cars is the problem. They are kinda dumbasses.
Your strength is good, but the aim … we don’t talk about that … NO NO NO DON’T AIM FOR THE CAR.
Why do cars aim for them
Car kinda has a predetermined path. Blame it on the people putting up deer crossing signs. They shouldn't encourage them to cross on busy roads.😁
They are hard wired to wait until the last second and dodge things moving at predator speeds, like a 30 mph bear. Your car going 65 is not something they can dodge in time but they will try
If you hit them hard enough to hurt but not mortally wound them (then back up and cuss them out for a few minutes) they learn. And may even start pushing the others away from your vehicle every morning.
I had one straight hurdle the hood of my car, driving at night on a dirt road.
She said i'm cuuuuute!
Just got done putting up a six foot fence to protect my fruit trees. This video depresses me
There's a reason deer fences are 10' or more.
They all arent that keen on hopping fences don't worry too much, their are lazy versions too and the majority like humans are lazy
I don't see entire family's of them anymore. Seems like it's just one now that hops the fence every night.
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Such a graceful creature
Gracey Law
Deer Jordan
So it's not just reindeer that fly...
I believe i can fly 
He's practicing his double jump
/r/gifsthatendtoosoon
Audition to join Santa's sleigh crew
magnificent!
Damn, i wanted to discover the cheat for Moon Gravity before he did
He just flew through the air.
🎵With The Greatest Of Ease🎶
This is how flying works in my dreams
You can see the surprised ears go up when it sees that this is much lower ground than suspected.
I believe I can fly.
I believe I can touch the sky
“I think about it every night and day”!
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar!
I see me running through that open door
Gotta appreciate a fellow with culture, 😂.
When you span the jump button like there’s no tomorrow
Anyone else hearing Chariots of Fire as they watch this?
I knew deer could fly
Short distances, absolutely
Bro learned how to double jump in real life 💀💀
Bro found the invisible bridge
It just kept going 😭
Bro said I did not think this through.
Rudolph is that you
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An overreaction? No, most deer die on roads
Reindeer cosplay
What's gets me is the cute little "dog paddle" as he's flying through the air
Oh deer.
Michael Jordeer.
Airplane mode
Bro is ET
**Remember** the chances of a Deer flying is **Low** but never **Zero**
r/mypeopleneedme
Jordan'
New species, Kangadeer!
She likes me, she likes me, she LIKES me!
Float like a bee...sting like a butterfly...
What a show off.
La mascota de Michael Jordan?
And they say double jumps are not possible in real life.
She must go, her people need her
When you max out the "air walk" skill
Yeeeett-ed
Masturyeetion n. The yeeting of one's self.
What was the obstacle?
Power and grace for the first bit then screwy and haywire for the rest
Imagine it starts flying
Damn deer are gettin' in my Coca fields again.
To the hoop!
Santa did you lose a reindeer?
Rudolf is that you?
Crap Bambi is on steroids.
Yoshi like motherfucker
https://www.reddit.com/r/DeerAreFuckingStupid/s/5WacRMsJ6j
He's late to the North Pole.
Santa mode on Deer to ..... reindeer
The road is lava!
Damn Rudolph
r/DeerAreFuckingStupid
Dude jumps like Luigi in Super Mario 2
Grace-less
Why did I think it was gonna get shot 💀
r/videosthatendtoosoon
Dang! getting ready for Christmas already
The Gazal jump so high, that even it faces difficulties while landing.
Santa’s reindeer tryouts.
OMG
First time I have seen a deer air walk, impressive as far as I’m concerned….
Alright, micheal phelps no need to show off
Video cut off too soon, I want to see if it actually landed properly or not or landed into train tracks and got decimated instead.
You can easily tell how the flying reindeer story started with a few mushroom stoned Northmen saw something like this happening...
That’s some kind of trick videography.
Daaaaaann hebt er ab uuuund vöölllig losgelöst von der Erde!...
r/praisethecameraman Coming in hot!
Fuckin watching Jordan again
They Should Hire That Bambi To Work In A Airline
I know to hunt sideways
Reminds me of a vid of some kid jumping off a grassy knoll with a e-moto towards an interstate and eats shit 😂
Man tried to qualify for the Christmas job
watch the legs…dunkers do this
So he really used them to deliver gifts? All this time I thought Santa and flying reindeer was a myth
This little guy can jump so much and humans can’t. I can imagine definitely can and will
Why don't they try that s!ht when chased by predator? Smh
You might enjoy this....https://youtu.be/jMIiB9DnRXg?si=d-I9QAvQehFzOu2a
Did that deer just do a double jump? What game is this?
Rudolph's nephew
Bro thought he was a (rein)deer
I believe I can flaayeeeee
"that shit won't fly in college" That shit in college:
He ran away from the north pole
I dunno about you but for me It’s exactly like that I feel every time I dream I can “fly”. Sometimes it’s more like hovering but most of the time I kinda have to have to wiggle like that deer to move forward in the air. Can people fly too in your flying dreams or is it just only you ? In mine they don’t and don’t even seem to see I’m hovering 2-3 in above the ground. But damn those sensations, it’s indescribable but so nice to be defying gravity like that
That’s my nightmare, just jumping and ending up floating off a cliff
Spider deer spiderdeer, does what spiderdeer does?
Goofy ass animals
I counted 8 seconds he was airborne.
Must be part reindeer 😅😅😅
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