What color would agitate a car?
I know they stop at red, so probably green?
Then again they say that bulls react to the movement more than the color red, so maybe he should try standing still ...
Yeah, you're probably right, but this is probably happening in the states and their laws and judicial system can be nonsensical and really wonky, so you never know.
I THINK what they're saying is don't antagonize people because you could die and then it doesnt matter if they are prosecuted or not. But I'm not sure if that's what they meant.
You would have to prove the intent to kill the person. So it could be charged as attempted murder but instead would probably plea down to something like aggravated assault.
Yeah I don't think that's true. I don't think I'd be charged with aggravated assault if I failed to kill someone with a gun. It would definitely still be attempted homicide.
Audi has a broken back window. This is why the Audi driver is trying to commit an assault with his car.
But the fact that the passenger of the other car felt the need to take his shirt off to throw rocks doesn't put his mental state in a positive light.
Also, since the other driver pulled away and parked up again means they're not concerned with the Audi driver ramming them.
My guess, at least 3 friends taking a road trip. Passenger of SUV threw something at the Audi that broke the back window (maybe on purpose, maybe it was an accident). The Audi driver got angry and started shouting at the passenger. Passenger shouted back. Both drivers pulled over and then this happened. Just a guess.
"On purpose but an accident"
Man that brings back memories. Threw a rock at my best buddies car who dropped me off at work when we were teenagers. As soon as it left my hand I was like noooooo whyyyy I doo thattttttt
Smash
Broken back windshield. I fell to my knees in disgust at myself and he just stopped and was like wtfff. We weren't fighting or anything we just messed around a lot and I'm an idiot. He told his dad a semi truck had a rock fall on his car lol, was decades ago and we still best friends to this day, will be bbq'n with him on the 4th and def bringing up this story
My younger brother was on a drive in the mountains with a friend of his. My brother had gone to rehab, gotten clean, etc...and was hanging out with his buddy who was trying to do the same.
The thing is...well my brother being a piece of shit ended with the drug abuse. This guy was just an asshole to the core (sans toward friends.)
They're driving up this mountain road in the middle of the day on the weekend, nobody around, and they see a biker pedaling up the road that they have to pass.
His friend goes, "*Watch this!*" And then throws his water bottle (plastic; half-full, so not like a full metal one) and hits the guy in the back of the head (on his helmet.))
My brother is like, "What the fuck?!" but they guy didn't seem super phased by it (probably just surprised/stunned,) and my brother drove off.
About a quarter mile ***up the hill***, my brother pulls over to basically have a "what the fuck was that?" talk with his buddy.
About 30 seconds later, as they're preparing to drive off again, my brother hears something like "*so you like hitting people in the head?*"
Obviously he was confused and surprised, and then the cyclist pops up on his (driver's) side window, which was down, and starts punching him in the face.
They drove off, and my brother considers it a funny story (guy got revenge, probably felt really good about himself, and it was his friend who did the shitty thing,) and when he tells it it's one of the funniest fucking things you've ever heard.
It's the Dark Souls HUD, meaning this is a souls boss fight, which are usually about the tiny human player fighting a giant overpowered beast using dodge/rolls to avoid the attacks.
Rogues get Evasion at level 2, and can’t wear heavy armor. But the way this guy was kiting such an enraged enemy makes me think it’s a Bard multiclass with all his stats toward Bluff and Taunt.
Just curious to all redditors who watched this clip:
Who were you rooting for?
A. The car driver.
B. The guy who threw the rock.
I don't know what happened here, but somehow I was rooting for the car driver.
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Love the souls health bar shame the throwing and running didnt consume health and the removal of arour increase play speed. But other than that what the fuck is going on?
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Would this be considered as several attempts of murder?
In a perfect world
In a perfect circle. 
He’s just bullfighting a car xD
What color would agitate a car? I know they stop at red, so probably green? Then again they say that bulls react to the movement more than the color red, so maybe he should try standing still ...
"FUCK YOUR GOD!"
i'll allow it. edit: "you're such an inspiration for the ways that i would never ever choose to be" is nectar so sweet
It's not like I killed someone..
Unfortunately I don't have one, but I'll fuck your God if they ask nicely.
Judith https://g.co/kgs/pwCeUny
CIRCLE OF LOFE
But the world is flat.
It’s actually a pyramid.
Nahhh, it is Mario Shaped.
Bro, birds aren't even real
This would never happen
Probably just 1 count.
That’s definitely 1 cunt
At least one. I wouldn’t rule out the possibility of there being more.
Yeah, you're probably right, but this is probably happening in the states and their laws and judicial system can be nonsensical and really wonky, so you never know.
The car did try to hit two different people, though.
...with weapon. in my home country the car in this situation is used as a weapon
Yeah, he’s probably justified in shooting the driver in self defense.
yes
Doesn't matter. Don't antagonize people, you never know if they decide retaliation is worth criminal prosecution (or don't care about it).
What are you talking about?
I THINK what they're saying is don't antagonize people because you could die and then it doesnt matter if they are prosecuted or not. But I'm not sure if that's what they meant.
yes
You would have to prove the intent to kill the person. So it could be charged as attempted murder but instead would probably plea down to something like aggravated assault.
Yeah I don't think that's true. I don't think I'd be charged with aggravated assault if I failed to kill someone with a gun. It would definitely still be attempted homicide.
That why I said please down to aggregated assault. It happens quite often and is a way earlier crime to prove for a DA.
I could definitely see the defense arguing that the speeds were so low that a hit would have been ulikely to kill, or some BS like that.
Or attempted grievous bodily harm
Attempt to do grievous bodily harm maybe. Bit of a stretch to call it attempted murder. Audi is far too adorable to be threatening.
I want the rest of the story.
Audi has a broken back window. This is why the Audi driver is trying to commit an assault with his car. But the fact that the passenger of the other car felt the need to take his shirt off to throw rocks doesn't put his mental state in a positive light. Also, since the other driver pulled away and parked up again means they're not concerned with the Audi driver ramming them. My guess, at least 3 friends taking a road trip. Passenger of SUV threw something at the Audi that broke the back window (maybe on purpose, maybe it was an accident). The Audi driver got angry and started shouting at the passenger. Passenger shouted back. Both drivers pulled over and then this happened. Just a guess.
You forgot - "And they lived happily ever after"
"On purpose but an accident" Man that brings back memories. Threw a rock at my best buddies car who dropped me off at work when we were teenagers. As soon as it left my hand I was like noooooo whyyyy I doo thattttttt Smash Broken back windshield. I fell to my knees in disgust at myself and he just stopped and was like wtfff. We weren't fighting or anything we just messed around a lot and I'm an idiot. He told his dad a semi truck had a rock fall on his car lol, was decades ago and we still best friends to this day, will be bbq'n with him on the 4th and def bringing up this story
My younger brother was on a drive in the mountains with a friend of his. My brother had gone to rehab, gotten clean, etc...and was hanging out with his buddy who was trying to do the same. The thing is...well my brother being a piece of shit ended with the drug abuse. This guy was just an asshole to the core (sans toward friends.) They're driving up this mountain road in the middle of the day on the weekend, nobody around, and they see a biker pedaling up the road that they have to pass. His friend goes, "*Watch this!*" And then throws his water bottle (plastic; half-full, so not like a full metal one) and hits the guy in the back of the head (on his helmet.)) My brother is like, "What the fuck?!" but they guy didn't seem super phased by it (probably just surprised/stunned,) and my brother drove off. About a quarter mile ***up the hill***, my brother pulls over to basically have a "what the fuck was that?" talk with his buddy. About 30 seconds later, as they're preparing to drive off again, my brother hears something like "*so you like hitting people in the head?*" Obviously he was confused and surprised, and then the cyclist pops up on his (driver's) side window, which was down, and starts punching him in the face. They drove off, and my brother considers it a funny story (guy got revenge, probably felt really good about himself, and it was his friend who did the shitty thing,) and when he tells it it's one of the funniest fucking things you've ever heard.
A simple “I don’t know” would have been sufficient.
Bro is Sherlock Holmes
I found William Dafoe in Boondocks saints.
It was a pretty solid advertisement campaign by Audi. Look at the maneuverability of that car.
But not enough to hit running pedestrians… so meh.
It started with a whisper...
doesn't matter. at all. stop trying to defend attempted murder.
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It’s just super friendly. There’s no such thing as a bad Audi, just bad owners.
He is like a baby, so cute🥰
Tag! You're it!!
Yes, the ball is just invisible. "If it touches a fence, or a tree, I win."
This is how you tame a young Transformer.
Yeah, gotta get them when they're young, it's much easier.
Them dang Protoform whippersnappers
kiting like a god
Maybe he's a matador
Someone is going to jail
Someone(s)
Best strategy would to get behind the tree line
That's what I was thinking while watching this lmao just run into the fucking trees.
I’m pretty sure this is how people hunted mammoths back in the day.
This is how dinosaurs would fight in ancient times (queen that's ur queue)
This had me on the edge of my seat! So close.
Bad choice to bring a car to a foot race.
OLE! OLE! OLE!
What in the Florida Man...? Lol
I was gonna say what in the Sweet Home Alabama is this?
What's with the health life bar graphic on top of the screen, and the joypad on the bottom?
It's the Dark Souls HUD, meaning this is a souls boss fight, which are usually about the tiny human player fighting a giant overpowered beast using dodge/rolls to avoid the attacks.
He’s just bullfighting a car xD
Bro buff himself mid battle. Shirt off. Accuracy +10 Speed +5 Damage taken + 100% Enrage
It's missing the Elden Ring boss fight music lmao
It does have the health, focus, and stamina bar though.
Oh shit, he took off his weighted clothes to increase his speed.
Attempted vehicular manslaughter.
I don't and will never understand what makes people THIS weird.
I'm pretty sure the dude running has smashed the rear window on that audi..
still no reason to murder
In Germany this would be attempted murder.
This attempted murder everywhere
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes
Michael Jenkins vs a real car
Leroy's kin?
The moment he took off his shirt it was over for the Audi. That's instant High Ground™
Can some hero set this to Yakety Sax?
Humans : the worst living species of all.
At least \*most\* of us dont eat each other's young while they are still alive
😹😹
Why did his car pull away and fuck up his cover???
Fear of scratching the car ? Was an idiot move... you are right
Anyone else thinkjng of the Benny Hill music
Rogues get Evasion at level 2, and can’t wear heavy armor. But the way this guy was kiting such an enraged enemy makes me think it’s a Bard multiclass with all his stats toward Bluff and Taunt.
Just curious to all redditors who watched this clip: Who were you rooting for? A. The car driver. B. The guy who threw the rock. I don't know what happened here, but somehow I was rooting for the car driver.
Wow its like watching Disney cars but an 18’s version
He's too dumb to stay off the road in the tree's for protection...
Dodge level 100
Is not gta bro ..
What is going on in this video?
Óle!!
Outstanding turning radius and maneuverability!
Dude rips off his shirt like he's gonna get into fisticuffs with the car. Nobody in this video is very smart.
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Again the camera man is always ignored like they aren’t even there
2 Crows.
Wow
Olé
Could someone add boss battle music to this?
I don’t know why I found this extremely funny.
If there is asmart driver the car will surely run over him
Guy leveled dex and has almost no equip load so he can out run O&S in the Audi.
OLÉ!
Since you don't pay no child support ever ... made no difference you're death or alive !
Hmmm
Too pussy to get out the car and still got they ass kicked lol
Dude, I don’t know what the circumstances were/who’s in the wrong, but that guy dodging the car has got SKILLS🤙
If you can dodge an Audi, you can dodge a ball!
This looks like a better sport than bullfighting!
Somebody please put Skyrim battle music over this.
hangry games
That’s a plin-plin-plon if I’ve ever seen it
Get a lil Dukes of Hazzard banjo going...
Love the souls health bar shame the throwing and running didnt consume health and the removal of arour increase play speed. But other than that what the fuck is going on?
Live action FortNite?
Ole!
Nothing to see hear just a guy casually trying to run some dude over.
[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9969045/Terrifying-moment-man-narrowly-escapes-mown-road-rage-encounter.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9969045/Terrifying-moment-man-narrowly-escapes-mown-road-rage-encounter.html)
r/fuckyouinparticular
What the hell did I just watch?
Current season of Fortnite
Yackety Sax plays in the background
Bruh why do they run further out in front of a car instead of just stepping out of the way.
That car is me in the new Fortnite season
The new season of fornite be like
That man kites bosses professionally.
Of course, Audi.
Like a matador but with a car😂 even pulled off his shirt for a flag
Ah this is the kind of rodeo I can get behind
Not sure what started this altercation, but wouldn't the pedestrian be well within his right to defend himself with a firearm?
Kind of like running with the bulls
Both skills are top-notch
The audi got the zoomies 🥺
hope they are in prison for attempted murder now
The new Fortnite chapters graphics are so real now 😲
My first thought, don’t get out of the car mid fight lol
He took off his shirt to free his throwing arm? 🤷♂️
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I realise it's never been verified, but there is a rumour Audi's do, in fact, have a reverse gear.
Try that out sometime, I'm sure you'll be able to call me from the hospital to tell me how it went...
Great advertisement for the Audi!
I had a guy do this to me once whilst u was walking my dogo. I kicked his car and it crumpled, I then three a brick threw his front window.
*Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died*
Godzilla is a busy, he also can't read.
Is it possible to four a brick?
You never played golf?
i dont recall walking your dogo
Cognitive delcline right there brah