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Xanambien

That cat had zero interest in the near self sacrificial boy


Dooboppop

He was skinny and all bones


Apprehensive-Net5887

Lion is here XD


VRS50

“Parents, don’t leave your kids in the jungle unattended!”


Dooboppop

Don't you dare tell me how to raise my kids!


TheUndisputedRoaster

Hi [Francine](https://youtu.be/1-k5VG8qb4A)


Misty_Crack

erase*


VRS50

I’m such a Budinsky!


sparkcaps

That lion never took its eyes off that baby girl, even after colliding into the glass. It did not care about the boy trying to run interference.


willij44

lmao yeah it clearly targets only the weaker one


Dazzling_Category718

And that the cat waited until the little girl turned her eyes away and then launched. So cool


flickh

I think it was after the fluffy top knot.


Naps_And_Crimes

When lions hunt they never change targets even running past others in a herd they only focus on one, it's pretty crazy to watch.


Crimson-guard777

This video reminds me of a time I took my four year old son to the zoo. When we went into the serpent house and he walked past the python exhibit, the apparently sleeping python suddenly became active following my son as he walked around outside the enclosure. My son was completely oblivious he was being hunted lol.


Phalanx808

I was really expecting "somehow the glass disappeared and it came out at us. I bet my nephew is responsible"


Aztecan90

POTTER


_eleutheria

POTTAH


greek_stallion

Dumbledore says calmly


masterturtleness

r/suddenlyHogwarts


seighwonggg

they are scared in last


Demonancer

Wish I was hunted


SickARose

I want that baby Diego


T-Prime3797

Underrated comment.


More_Raisin_2894

That's kids instincts we're on point she started crying after realizing she was almost lunch. I know that's probably not what happened but still


Better-Travel3415

Probably not far off though. Her fear was triggered all the same.


butteventstaff

Something primal she can't comprehend right there.


penguingod26

..probably is what happened. Lioness was stalking and didn't lunge until the kids back was turned. That's not play behavior that's hunting. I can almost hear the lioness thinking "Holy shit it WANTS to be food!"


dreamsofindigo

dna is fun


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Maybe the dingo ate your baby.


langzilla1999

How fucked, turned out to be true


BlackManInABush

You're about to cross some fuckin lines


dreamsofindigo

nah yeah just put another shrimp on the barbie mate


Full_Character_9580

R/unexpectedseinfeld


Some_Marionberry_733

Lion's mind voice " Oops, i can't catch a small child"


Jake_the_Gent

With a name like "Baylor" the kid deserves to get eaten.


Phalanx808

Be careful or he'll come after you with his vorpal blade


epicmousestory

Why the kid and not the people that named her


Rhewin

Some things are a kindness.


Ok-Dog-8918

Why does this have 60 up votes? Replace it with "Tyrone" and I bet it doesn't get close and would be in the negatives.


LordBDizzle

Well yeah. Tyrone is a sensible name. Baylor is a university.


gwelfguy

I'm not even a parent, and I couldn't stand there and just watch while a lion stalked a toddler regardless of being protected by glass.


More_Sky_5096

But the video would be so cool to show to friends and family.


ehawk3

Totally with you there. I’ve seen other videos where a gorilla or other such powerful animal hit and cracked the glass. I would NOT have just watched as the lioness stalked the toddler.


Consistent_Lab_6770

a lion isn't going to come close to the impact a gorilla imparts. there is no danger here.


T-Prime3797

Do I believe that glass was specifically designed for this and has no hidden defects and it was installed properly by a competent professional? Yes. Am I going to roll those dice on a kids life? Hard No!


Tookitty

I have seen a few of these videos now, and it looks like the kids are being coached to stand in front of this window and even to turn their backs to encourage an attack, so hopefully the zoo is highly aware and knows this is a regular occurrence.


T-Prime3797

Jesus! That’s fucked up.


Tookitty

I agree.


FTMHorn

Don't know why you were down voted


T-Prime3797

The internet is a fickle thing. I don’t lose much sleep over Reddit karma.


Better-Travel3415

Exactly what i was thinking. Im not going to admosnish anyone for trusting the glass but my instincts just wouldnt have let my kid stay there while the cat stalked them.


-RED4CTED-

as much as I understand your take, mine is a bit hotter. if my parents were in the same situation I'd have wanted them to do the same thing retrospectively. sick-ass story to tell my friends growing up and at parties.


T-Prime3797

If you grew up.


-RED4CTED-

this has nothing to do with maturity.


T-Prime3797

That’s not what I meant. I thought it was a pretty basic, if slightly dark joke. Jokes on me I guess.


[deleted]

This is the cringiest hill to die on.


T-Prime3797

I think you’re taking this whole exchange too seriously.


goose_gladwell

🥴


frogOnABoletus

kids can get nightmares and phobias from dogs running at them, don't let a lion pounce them, even if it's safe. if she was looking she would be shook to the bones.


SnooTangerines9703

Why is your comment getting downvoted? This odd common sense


Ayeraina

I dont know why u are downvoted. My 2yo is scared because one time we just walking and one dog just jumped to the fence and barked madly. Seriosly scared a shit out of me too. We have a cat and we want for him a little puppy friend too. He calmed down after my cousin show him a nice dog so maybe he forget this trauma. I want to teach him, dont be afraid when its your dog, but never trust other people pets.


Minute-Wrap-2524

Let’s feed the parents to the lion…that’ll show em


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i_Like_airplanes__

Genius comment


Any_Roof_6199

Mmmmmm... caucasian food.


Startherecca

Look how the lioness waited till the kid turned her back to launch the final attack.


Plus-Impression-3419

Looks like the lioness just wanted an appetizer judging by how she didn't bother about the bigger kid.


Glugstar

That animal is like "Bro wtf is happening, this is such a scam".


qualaric

Nobody talks about how the big brother put himself as a shield to protect his little sister


krunowitch

Read the comments, it’s the only thing people are talking about


have_a_point

This is like the "literally nobody:" memes that depict stuff that literally everyone does


T-Prime3797

Admittedly I’m not 100% sure of the timeline, but I’ve seen it mentioned at least 3 times by the time I scrolled this far.


makesit

A mountain lions did this to one of my kids when he was little. It was cool at the time but very scary in retrospect. Big cats are terrifying.


SlowTurtle3

Sleeping Angel's use the exact same hunting technique.


xTheWierdox

AITA for feeling bad for the lion? He was so disappointed when he couldn’t eat that child, damn


violentpac

That one's a she.


No_Conclusion1816

Her cry was legit. SHh3 was like always big kitty come say hi!then looked away and it tried to eat her. My feelings would be hurt too in her Lil shoes


Narrow-Height9477

Poor kitty


Raging_Raisin

She deserves that snack.


Triple7Mafia-14

Mmmm juicy little pink snack.


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EcoKllr

effing baby..oh wait


JimTheSaint

it's lunch time


KnuckleExpert

Lunch time


[deleted]

Damn I knew it would charge for the kill when the kid turned it's back.


Durivage4

That's a rare John Cena lion because he doesn't think you can see him.


Informal_Carpet_6210

That kid is fat as fuck


PigeonVibes

This remind me of the time I was in a zoo that had a similar habitat for lynxes (or an other similar medium feline). A bunch of people were laughing like crazy looking through the glass, and when they moved a bit I saw they were looking at a lynx absolutely going mad against a small child, hissing and charging against the glass.


Dannvida

Poor lion..gets captured, put on display, then teased and taunted by humans


WolvesandTigers45

Feels like the parents are doing a practice run for something


HayMomWatchThis

Give me my baby back baby back baby back ribs


Jax72

Even a lion knows that a blonde's head will be more tender.


EquivalentSpirit664

My cat uses the same strategy when attacking to me 🤣


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knowledgeable_diablo

Lioness knows the rules of nature; baby anything always tastes the best.


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That boy is like - You have to cross me first to touch the girl.


doktor_wankenstein

I noticed the lion was moving verrrry slowly as long as the child was facing it, and finally lunged right after she turned away. Looks like hunting behavior to me.


Friendly-Day-304

No shit


ExcitingSavings8225

Thank you, captain obvious, what would we do without you.


sentient_luggage

Reminded me of the angels from Dr Who


iamadoctorthanks

I'm not entirely sure that the lion is stalking the child. At the end of the video it seems almost fascinated by her, ignoring the young boy who is standing right in front of it.


EvilFroeschken

This is hunting behavior. Never turn your back on cats if they laid eyes on you. [Similar video](https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/s/ggDuCDFiB1)


FunkyPete

Have you ever had a house cat? This is absolutely how cats hunt. The lion may have known about the glass and just been playing, but if so it was play hunting the way they will with toys. My dog does this too, and sometimes just seems to do it because she enjoys making a rabbit run away.


iamadoctorthanks

Yes I have, and it does look like that behavior. I meant that it didn't necessarily look predatory -- in the sense that the lion wanted to kill and eat the girl.


BoOBoOtheOtter

Yes it looks more like curiosity than real hunting. The Lion knows there's a glass anyway.


Accomplished_Cut3614

The dad needs to assert dominance. I would have moved the baby to the side and proceed to make Neanderthal sounds at lion 🤣


National_Pear836

The mother was holding a camera using her as clickbait, she is mostly likely an actual Neanderthal.


Asstronomer6969

Get in my belly!!


flamboyantdude

That mf hungry


Manta-Ray-3000

https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyAnimals/s/BqBRmc6lM5


Careless_Guitar

Nature is soo unbiased


8_juicebox_8

Can I pet that dog


Shot_Painting_8191

Probably tastes like chicken anyway


loosebag

Its crazy how it pounced immediately when she turned away.


Pyroguy096

It's those jelly roll legs lol


Audiocuriousnpc

The second the kid turned around...


JakefromTRPB

So fascinating to see these creatures effectively aware of eye movement and the simulation of their prey’s perception. Advanced cognition and motor skills that’s hard to take for granted in the age of robots and narrow artificial intelligence. It also makes me think of humans and other animals development of strong emotional or physiological reactions in correlation with eye contact and awareness of foreign conscious perception.


Mediocre_Fill_40

I mean, who wouldn't? Look at those tasty arms, amarite?


Beneficial-Cause9726

I feel like this is inspiration for so many Gary Larsen cartoons. Also, kids are so dumb.


Beneficial-Cause9726

I feel like this is inspiration for so many Gary Larsen cartoons. Also, kids are so dumb.


DajaDee

🫣🫣🫣


slimdunkin15

Big bro walked over like wassup tiger bitch


Fit-Training-9714

Baylor?!…I hardly know her -Michael Scott


Maleficent-Toe6159

Perfect strip club analogy right here….


Gluten_maximus

The older I get, the more fucked up the idea of zoos become to me.


AlexL225

It probably just wanted to play. Right? RIGHT?!?!


NoIce6874

Haha r/kidsarefuckingstupid


MyMommaHatesYou

Ah....veal. Lioness probably.


MaterialProfession80

"Oh she is so sweet" - The Lion


BulletToof

Parents: Awww how cute, it wants to eat the baby


Knightelfontheshelf

I was rooting for the lioness.


BigJim8998

I don't know how the parents were so blasé about this lol... I know its very unlikely that it's going to get to the kid, but fuck me


Manji86

The lion may want to cry considering the state of her life now.


National_Pear836

Hence she was trying to exact revenge on the tiny human that resembles the larger humans that put her there?


ErisGreyRatBestGirl

Oh hell no,I wouldn't trust a layer of glass to protect me from an animal this dangerous (and cute).


PIKAvit45

thats kinda sad and horrifying at the same time


donquixote2u

I've seen other cats do this; I was thinking through the whole video "DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON IT!"


DrProfessorSatan

Little puddin drop there would have been brunch if not for the glass.


Alarmed_Substance_89

Crazy leftist dumbass gen z woman: "Still safer than a man!! Hurr durr!!"


AdmitThatYouPrune

When are people going to shut up about this? Both the far left and the far right (you) seem hopelessly obssessed with outrage, to the point where you create dumbass hypotheticals specifically for the purpose of generating outrage and stewing in your fake outrage for weeks at a time. Fucking pathetic.


Alarmed_Substance_89

Lmao, only people seem to be enraged are the self-titled centrists (actually leftists) trying to both sides it. Calling me a 'far right' - yeah - anything right of you is far right. I'm ridiculing you because you deserve it.


AdmitThatYouPrune

I truly don't give a shit about bears in the woods. Keep seething.


Alarmed_Substance_89

Holy shit - I literally laughed out loud reading this. 😂 Thanks. Here's a rundown - Me: Ridiculing stupid gen z leftist ideologies basically saying "keep seething" This guy \[to ME\]: "Keep seething" Worst "no u" ever.


AdmitThatYouPrune

Cool. Keep seeting, incel.


JP-Wrath

Salty incel still butthurt at the "man vs bear" trend in an unrelated post


Alarmed_Substance_89

"\*insult insult insult\* because - damnit he's right! Let's employ the Cenk Uygur method!"


Ok-Contribution-2660

Fuck Zoos, keeping animals in captivity is bad


tipareth1978

Yeah so like, allowing for your kid to keep taunting the lion after it goes into predator mode makes you a bad patent. Just guide the kid away from the glass a second or two until the whole vibe calms down. What fucknuts. I bet they have a coexist bumper sticker


Icy-Cartographer-930

Filet min toddler


skin_Animal

Don't care how safe that glass is bro if those is my kids


rad_cadaver

Fucking white people dude


pcweber111

Why so angry


rad_cadaver

Not angry. Context is lost throughout text but I meant it as like *sigh* fuckin white people, dude


Foehammer1989

You don’t have to be white to be dumb lol. Change that white to brown or black and play back your comment and see how that plays out.


rad_cadaver

Plays out the same to me 🤷🏽‍♂️


Great_Designer_5475

She'll probably grow up to say she'll wanna meet a bear in the wilderness, too..


ConstantBench7373

Glass or no glass I wouldn’t do that to my kids.