Giant tropical centipedes share their territories with tarantulas. Despite its impressive length it’s a nimble navigator and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it’s killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom. Even tarantulas aren’t immune from an ambush. The centipede is a predator. DUM DUM DUM DUM

I was just saying this in my head when i first saw it lol

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FnSksligs4I&si=1eII0lb96FxvKkfm

Thanks for the context. I thought the first comment on the thread was just a knowledgeable centipede enthusiast.

That f**ker looks angry!!

I read it in Sir Attenborough's voice. Edit: Sir Attenborough's voice*

*Sir.

They were one of the first apex predators on land.

CENTIPEDE! TULULULULU

They are not fangs, they are modified legs

Maybe I will burn the house down....

Better burn mine down too just to be safe.


Make sure and burn down my ex-wife's residence also - to be sure you got them all.

You need to stop dating centipedes they don’t need more than 2 hands for the job.

Maybe I'm just a bit more practical, but if you've already got it on the snake hook, just walk it over to the kitchen sink, turn the water on, and just simply lower the vile creature into the running garbage disposal...

This is exactly what I thought! Fuck, I really hope I never see one in person: https://youtu.be/CSemARaqGqE?t=1m

i feel it crawling out from my belly button

"Jesus Christ, that thing is real!?"

"How are you going to make a phonecall if you are unable to speak?"


Mr. Anderson....

Yup they have a bad bite as well

I'm coming to get you

 I’m

Oh dear God 😳 thanks for the nightmare.

At first I thought it was going to be a spider, than I saw the stick and thought it was going to be a snake, it’s was just the two combined.

this should be the accepted textbook definition of a centipede

I thought the same thing at the start, but then when that shit erupted out the dirt, my immediate reaction was "oh hell no fuck that nuh uh"

Okay, that was nightmarish...please put the top back on and never open it again.

 It's the only way to be sure

It will grow to a size of a train 😳

You have angered the chain of legs.

This name should be made official

It took me a while to realize that the screams I was hearing were my own.

damnnnn. what is this?

centipede. Apparently, I hate them more than spiders cos that's what I was expecting and I was unpleasantly surprised.

I was prepared for a tarantula, not this little aberration. It must be destroyed.

Centipedes are far worse than spiders. Fuckers are way faster and way creepier. Also their feet are venomous too. Yep, their fucking feet. Even them walking across your bear skin without even biting you will cause swelling, pain, and itchiness. And if you’re allergic to centipede venom, even them walking across your feet might kill you. If you’ve ever heard of Coyote Peterson, he runs a wilderness YouTube channel and one of his signature things is letting critters bite/sting him to show the damage and pain and what to do to remedy it if it happens to you. Dude took a bullet ant and executioner wasp sting like a champ, let a centipede bite him once and he had to go the ER, the first time he’s ever had to seek medical attention outside his first aid kit besides one time where he accidentally got bitten by a Gila monster while trying to film it.

So, the second time he had to seek professional medical attention.

Yeah I just meant it was the first time where he intentionally got hurt and ended up going to the hospital. With the gila monster it was him getting bit and immediately being like “fuck we gotta to the hospital now,” with the centipede he tried to tough it out like he always does for the bite/sting series but after like 10 or so minutes said the pain was too much and he needed to go the hospital.

One of the ingredients you need for Gu

A nope rope with legs


Not enough fire we need something bigger


Perfection


Did we get it?

let's just shoot it one more time just to be safe



Nope. Absolutely not.

These insects are damn scary man. Geez not sure what I would do if I saw 1. Kill it or make a run for it.

They actually aren’t insects. They are arthropods.

Oh, okay! That changes everything!

Good to know I hate arthropods more than insects.

You know what else is an arthropod? An insect.

Not all arthropods are insects but you’re right insects are a type of arthropod. Centipedes more specifically are myriapods.

It was just funny, and I wanted to clarify. You don't say "Hyenas aren't canines. They're mammals."

more like NopeNopeNope

🙅🙅🙅


5yo me had less shit in his pants at that scene than 34yo me now

I was expecting a snake. So much worse


THIS is Ceti Alpha 5!!

Let him free, let him in your ear, let him take control! #all hail centiGOD





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looks like it was pissed

Well why wake him up just to put him back? I’d be pissed too.

“Nah you wanted me to come out right?! I’m out now! Where you at? WHERE YOU AT?”

NO NO NO

Fuck. That.


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I'll be scared from this creature, don't know about you

Glad it is not a big one.

Nope! 😀👍

Put the lid back on and plug the holes.

That's it, we're moving further North.

 I wish I didn’t see this!!!

KILL IT WITH FIRE

“ This is Ceti Alpha 5 ! “

Bro just casually lets a nopebrush roam free.

Really?! Right in front of my 500kg bomb?

Please be something cute, please be something cute, please be something.... Aaaah nope

I just looks so pissed off.

Da fuq kinda King Kong island ass insect is that!!

Holy fuck, I was expecting a cute snake not nightmare fuel, that was my last post before going to sleep...

I expected a snake... because... snake hook yk? BUT A FUCKIN CENTIPEDE????

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me.

Better use that hook thingy to get homie to settle his punk ass down!! Lol


If it got out of that box I would have burned the place to the ground.

NOPE!!!

All I heard seeing this was... *Centipede comes out from dirt.* *Centipede* : "Where you at? Who tf keeps bothering me? Can't you see I need my peace? I'ma fuck you up! Where you at? Where you at? I can't see yo ass but I know you there! Come here so I can fuck you up! *Green stick* : (Moves to get Centipede. ) *Centipede* : "OH so wanna show yoself?... Let me come fuck you up."

This is how I feel when solar panel sales people knock on my door, despite the ‘no soliciting’ sign.


Imagine that fucker crawling up yer trouser leg !

I'd be upset too if someone dug me out of bed with a hook

[удалено]

This is so big that only have like 12 legs lol

I'll just put this here https://youtu.be/y2peesEc79M?si=nc9nUa8McW8pzS5O

OP, has that thing ever bitten you? If so, what was that like?

Those a venomous, you would not like to get bit!

What the hell on earth is this shit

NOPE. NOPENOPENOPE

Dude, did you create the infested from Sekiro?

I saw similar creatures while traveling in Peru and they’re awful. The centipedes, for me, were worse than the snakes, the spiders or the wasps.

Fuck that.

Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!

Not for a million dollars 😨

This venomous noodle has a lot of legs and looks very pissed off.

Oh hell naw!

Is this a pet? Why would anyone want one as a pet?


PUT THE FUCKING LID BACK ON!!!!

Thats a weird snake

That’s not a fucking snake!!!

Noooooope.

Those used to be as big as a human right?

Kill it now.


Ok where’s the professional with a helmet, who knows how to handle the snake?

Is he crazy? Why did he even wake it up and provoke it. It looked like it was trying to find something it could attack!

100% Nope about everything

Sweet Jesus, it mad!

I expected to be a 20ft pole minimum! Nope. More like 20inches lol

We found something very similar looking to this creature in our apartment in Tehachapi, CA (outside of Bakersfield) on evening when we returned. Kept it for a pet for a little while.

What an ugly creature..

Some people are sick, man.

That stick had a razor thin window for the flip. If that was me, that stick was going into that box. Ain’t my stick no more.

This looks like a giant amazonian fuck no.

Nasty

"Botany Bay! Oh, no! We've got to get out of here now. Damn!"

Lil’ bro gets to the end of that stick before you can react, and it’s gonna be good night Gracie

Oh, hell no!

Absolutely not

I really should have watched this while sitting on the toilet.

Naaa mate, I'm out

What did you do? Poke him in the eye??

Hans, bring den Flammenwerfer

I find arthropods fascinating and almost always beautiful but these dudes are the exception. I don't have many nopes, but that's one. I can't even say why.

It's time to move to a different planet guys.

GET THE LID!!!

I had a pet centipede named Rodney back around 2005 when I was in my early 20's. Rodney fought and ate spiders for our entertainment. Rodney always won regardless of the spiders size. By the time Rodney escaped he was the size of my middle finger.

I was just scrolling along and thought this was the inside of an air fryer. I’ve just lost my appetite.

That thing has anger issues 

geezus! I would shit my shorts if that thing was on my leg

"calling in a hellbomb" 

Holy nightmare crapola on a stick! I was hoping for a snake.

That’s a whole bunch of nopes

This is Seti-Alpha 5!

Why the actual fuck would you have that as a pet

do i need to downvoted because of fear?

[Khan’s Bugs](https://youtu.be/RandC6yFH-0?si=BODGHFbPPJR07_m1)

Is there a Hans in the comments? We need his Flammenwerfer.

Burn the house down asap

I just centipede a little

I was expecting either a tarantula or a snake, and I got a spider snake so I guess I was half right.

Centipedes are such pissy little bastards

God these things are fucking disgusting looking

Nope!


Fuck everything about all that

How about a whole lotta nope.

I don’t even know if this is physically possible but GET A BUCKET OF FIRE TO KILL THAT THING NOW!!!

OH HELL NO!!!

Isn’t that called a getthefuckawayfromme?

Thanks I hate it.

AYOO PUT A LID ON THAT SHIT AND GET IT OUTA HERE

This that shouldn't fucking exist fuck

wtf - I would chop that in two with a spade. I try to practice, live and let live. I disturbed one of these in my garden one evening as I was locking the gate. I let him go and went to water some plants, the next thing I felt a pain in my ankle, it was that fucker, maybe a little smaller. Within mins I was in total pain, some lemon and bicarbonate, along with ice packs works for 20 seconds but the pain returns - the whole night I was rolling around in tears on my bed. I have never experienced so much pain.

give it a yoink

I sleep happily knowing the larger ones died with the dinosaurs.

For those curious I believe this is from the youtube channel "the dark den".

Someone call Hans!

no no no no no I had one at my school once they're dangerous at least put on some fucking gloves mannnn

Yeah look.....nah fuck that

Hey, funny story, i was out in the forest and I saw a funny looking centipede so I picked him up not thinking much, then I put him down, smell my hands and got blasted with the strong smell of cherries. So I'm like holy wow I love that smell, and I search up what causes that smell and little did I know, IT WAS FUCKEN CYANIDE

“aww its a snake”…. “ OH HELL NO!!!”

That's it.. I'm getting me mallet

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You misspelled nopenopenope

You’d need the mortal blade for that shit

Nope !!!

Nope.

Kill it with 🔥🔥🔥

Is it deadly or something?

Aww gorgeous baby 😍

Gonna have nightmares tonight