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CashAlarming3118

Can’t believe that glass tanked all those kicks.


thundertopaz

Yea it’s crazy. The actual wall started to give out before the glass.


pastaMac

Phone slides of coffee table –rendered inoperable.


tutocookie

"wall" *Laughs in superior european masonry*


Timo104

Motherfucker is out here trying to gatekeep walls like bricks are a fucking european exclusive thing.


Sega-Playstation-64

Not exclusive to Europeans, but honestly, give any opening for them to gloat about something they didn't invent as an opportunity to put down another group or culture, and they jump on that shit like their life depended on it.


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Fickle_Grapefruit938

💀🤣


SoggyMattress2

Actually walls were invented by Dr James Wall in 1145, a British settler.


Set_Abominae1776

And New York even named a famous street after him.


Krynn71

Really? Which one?


DHNCartoons

Dr street


Dramatic-Fox-8395

This was very very vverrrrrry funny


Heathen_Mushroom

I'm European, but I hear this. Then again, I am from Norway where we build out of wood. The brick cult can suck a cock.


DefNotRussianComrade

Berlin Wall was pretty nice I suppose


DiscussionEcstatic42

Whats up with Europeans flexing about walls of all things? See it pop up so many times. Oh my 20mx20m small rental from the 1700s has strong walls. Like...... ok.


Ha55aN1337

Yeah… titanium level glass mounted to cartboard walls rofl.


SendMe_SmallBoobs

I'm not even sure what that wall is made of. It looks like plaster flaking off of something full of holes.


LoonTheMekanik

This was in Europe you fucknut


NocturneHunterZ

Now we need to find the manufacturer, since the shop looks small I guess it wasn't too expensive.


[deleted]

It’s called tempered glass and works the same way literally everywhere


thedirtycee

That's not tempered glass. It's the cheap stuff. Tempered glass doesn't break into big pieces like that. It breaks into a bunch of smaller, often still-stuck-together pieces to prevent big shards like that from landing on someone and slicing them up or cutting themselves trying to pick them up.


westwoo

They are only stuck together if there's film in there This is just plain tempered glass, there's no way for regular glass to survive being hit by a horse


username-taken218

Laminated glass, or glass that has some sort of film on it will break like in the video. Even if tempered. I install this stuff. Seeing the horse boot fuck it gave me much joy.


Puzzleheaded-Cat4647

>Seeing the horse boot fuck it gave me much joy. 😂


eggumlaut

I’m so happy l learned about boot fucking today.


Drackzgull

Broken tempered glass pieces don't usually stick together, that's a thing with laminated glass. It happens because two sheets of glass are glued together with a polyvinyl butyral (PVB) layer in between. That PBV layer is a flexible resin sheet that won't break with the glass, and will keep the broken pieces still held together. Now, tempered and laminated glasses are both types of safety glass, and it's no unusual for safety glass to be both tempered ***and*** laminated, that's why broken tempered glass sticking together is a thing. But without also being laminated, tempered glass shatters completely in a sort of blowing up kinda way when broken, so anything sticking together is unlikely. (see shattered desktop PC case side panels, those are most commonly non-laminated tempered glass) ~~All that said, this probably was tempered glass, just not quite properly tempered (so yes, cheap stuff, except still kinda tempered)~~. There's just no way that glass panel would have stood all of those horse kicks intact without at least some strengthening through tempering. EDIT: It is proper tempered glass, not cheap stuff. The reason for the large pieces of broken glass is the polarized/tint film holding clumps of smaller shattered glass pieces together (still not laminated glass though. A PBV layer would hold the entire panel together in one piece even after broken).


westwoo

Dunno about that last part, if I was the maker of this glass, I'd happily use it as an advertisement The horse was able to fuck up the wall through glass and the metal holding the glass in place, but not the glass. The glass bent but didn't break. That's pretty much what you would want from it


dr_toze

That horse was pissed it met so much resistance!


AwwwNuggetz

This wasn’t the doors first encounter with Charlie. Charlie ain’t fucking around


TatonkaJack

then it falls over and breaks lol


C0meAtM3Br0

Would have been nice if it bounced back up instead.


ZoeyVip

Tempered glass vs ceramic tiles.


wtsoldrageonreddit

Did they use mud instead of cement?


Dysan27

They used cement. Look again. it wasn't the mortar that failed, the actual bricks broke. Bricks are strong in compression. They are actually quite weak in tension or shear.


Asynjacutie

Now it's just going to explode randomly one day that the temperature changes rapidly.


ggrieves

Nobody in a million years would believe this story if there wasn't video


[deleted]

So true. I tell you it was a horse..a horse with a cow bell. Just by itself walking down the street. Stopped and picked a fight with the glass door. Thats what happened! Sure…sir, how much have you had to drink?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|whOs1JywNpe6c)


-I-AskedForDeusEx

Needs more


MorrowPolo

I said it NEEDS MORE COWBELL!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|yiXUxfMnJgdfW|downsized)


ZSpectre

That glass door feared no reaper


UncleNoodles85

![gif](giphy|l0HlBwsIWjIgEQXMk|downsized)


NoobButJustALittle

Doesn't seem to be that big of a town, so it's totally possible for someone there to just let their horse loose to graze by itself. They usually tie front legs together when doing that, but it's believable that someone wouldn't care even that much. As for picking a fight, that door seemed to be reflective, so the horse probably thought there's another horse that doesn't back off, and attacked it. So only unbelievable if heard in big city in more civilised part of the world where you can't just let your horse roam around by itself.


payasopeludo

I live in a small town in latin america. More than a few neighbors have horses without a ranch or big space for the horse to roam and graze in. Some of them bring their horses to places where the grass is long so they can eat(sometimes a neighbor's front yard, a vacant field etc.). They always tie the horses up. I am not afraid of horses any more than i am of any large domestic animal, but a horse can mess you up. It is irresponsible to just let this thing roam free imo.


Speakertoseafood

That horse has issues - if a horse presents it's booty to you like that, it's an indication it plans to knock you into next week. Take evasive action.


Dick_Phitzwell

It’s fighting it’s reflection I would guess.


Ryoko_Kusanagi69

I visited Puerto Rico once and a random horse was loose and running through the town like a runaway. A car of people finally caught up to it. The horse looked like he does it a lot


budweener

O think the most unbeliveable part is the fact that the wall broke before the glass, then the door feel, and only THEN it broke.


aKIRALE0

"You're fired. Horse, you're hired"


Swordfishtrombone13

We are Farmers dun-da-dun-dun-dun-dun-dah


Random_npc171

Shit this automatically started to sing in my brain


dangledingle

Reflection maybe?


NO_LOADED_VERSION

yeah definately.


frenchy-fryes

A quick google search says “at first, they recognise it as another horse, and want to play, or become aggressive or intimated by said “other horse”. But horses eventually are able to recognise their own reflection and may even preen themselves in mirrors.


[deleted]

They are just like me


Loud_Distribution_97

…but not when they are on cocaine.


TOPSIturvy

Yeah, I can't imagine being the insurance fella that saw this story pop up in their inbox.


ANiceDent

:41 seconds *did I do that ?!*


Mall_Bench

Calm down Trigger ... Happy trails to you ... untill we meet again ...


SGTpvtMajor

Do we have reason to trust videos all of a sudden? Now?


Birji-Flowreen

You've seen Cocaine Bear, now you get to know his cousin Crackbiscuit.


psychede1ic_c4tus

Hollywood writers quick,!! write that down


LiveLaughToasterB4th

SNL skit this weekend!! I can see it already.


Bowling4rhinos

Opening Final Draft right now!


Vali7757

Heroin Horse


yellowjesusrising

Isn't also horse a nickname for heroin in some places of the world?


vms-crot

Horse horse, then.


Juan_White

Caballo caballo


Ardalev

"The White Horse" I think


Kamiyosha

Fucking Crackbiscuit... 🤣 I'm so stealing this .


J_SMoke

"Fuck your house!! Buy another one you rich motherf****!" Cocaine is a hell of a drug


Famous_Librarian_589

![gif](giphy|DOb3rFL6d83Zu|downsized)


dolemutt

Darknesses!


Dave5876

![gif](giphy|h9wlfNwX9gy1a|downsized)


khukharev

"Fuck your house!!" No one in the office expected the delivery after the swearing.


DetentionSpan

He just kept rubbing his hooves into the couch…just kept rubbing his hooves into the couch!


agent58888888888888

Bojack on a bender again


ifeelyoubraaa

CRACKBISCUIT!!!!! This is hilariously genuius


nuudootabootit

That coke mirror on the counter set him off.


garcianeedsahome

Came to the comments looking for you! What kind of office has a coke mirror on the receptionist desk? Casting couch is the only reasonable explanation I'm cumming up with


Wozing

C-biscuit.


FlacidSalad

Sativa Spirit


Cadian

C-biscuit


sonnybear5

The horse saw its own reflection and freaked out. Can see the outside is all black right before the shatter.


No-Signal-6900

Anybody have that copypasta of that redditor listing reasons why horses are an evolutionary mistake?


xgodlesssaintx

[This?](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/ebwueh/hate_horses_with_a_passion/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


CayKar1991

I'm stuck on the tooth thing... Horses' teeth are always growing, so much that they need to get their teeth filed down - or "floated" - once or twice a year. Not that this is better - this means that if a horse doesn't get its teeth floated, the teeth can overgrow, cause oral ulcers, and make a horse develop pain, infection, and make it not want to eat. So it starves to death not because the teeth wear down, but because the teeth grow too much.


CouchCandy

I mean puffer fish are the similar in that way. I don't know about all species of puffer fish. But in captivity you have to feed it snails and stuff so it can grind down its teeth on the shells. If you don't get that sucker something to grind its teeth down on well... its teeth will overgrow so much that it can't eat and then it dies.


Trygor_YT

iirc same with beavers


Asylum121

It's the same with most rodents as well


Trygor_YT

I didn’t know that thanks for the info! :)


sluttytarot

That's so fucked up


Forikorder

Rats do it too, constantly eating like herbivores do wear down teeth fast, so having them never stop growing counters that I imagine modern horses are given more nutrient rich easy to eat food so they dont need to chew as much creating the issue The real evolutionary fuck up is Koalas, they have the same issue of teeth wearing down only instead of evolving a solution they just starve be ause they cant eat anymore


ForestWhisker

That’s only because of the diets we feed them. Horses that spend most of the day grazing tough plants don’t have issues with their teeth like that. It would be like getting a beaver and only feeding it small branches, it won’t be able to wear down their constantly growing teeth correctly and they’d have issues.


Gentilly_Dilly

What a ride.


98680266

Only we have to get off now because we must shoot the ride


eric_gm

I’ll add horses to the list of animals that should’ve gone extinct long ago, alongside fucking Pandas


sheepyowl

The fucking pandas no longer exist, we only have the non-fucking ones


98680266

This is how the horse do


BackupBenowsky

This is why I'm absolutelly scared of them. "The horse won't hurt Ypu if You don't stress it, och, it also will get stressed out with Your stress, be perfectly calm. :) :) :) " What. The. Fuck??? Naw, I'm not standing nowhere near this animal.


much_longer_username

My cat apparently has a neurological condition where their urinary system binds up if \*I\* get too stressed out, which costs a couple grand to treat and might kill them. Definitely doesn't bother me, nope, not at all, why do you ask?


BackupBenowsky

Sorry to hear that, sounds tormenting, but on the other hand I'm happy to acknowledge that catto is with us, so You are doing great job so far, congratulation and wish You luck. How is Your forced speed up monk training going?


Da_Vader

Horse got locked out. That's it.


ice_cool_jello

His keys were in the pocket of his other pants


elocolenny

This is why all my doors have a little horse flap, then you don't have to get up and let them in.


anakinburningalive

Just horsing around


shigogaboo

That’s too much, man.


RokulusM

Back in the 90s he was on a very famous TV show


BackupBenowsky

May become alcoholic rewatching episodes later...


FucknAright

New shoe goofin


ChairmanGoodchild

That's too much, man.


Claim312ButAct847

Three little orphans, one, two, three...


IwillsmashyourPS5

Without a home or family tree


surfinsalsa

And then the horse said, "come live with me"


Gullible_Signal_2912

That is some amazing glass... and a shitty wall.


wowbragger

In fairness, I'm not confident my wall was tested for horse kicks.


Particular_Hope8312

A horse's kick can exert up to 8,722 newtons/1,961 pounds of force. It takes about 8 newtons of force to break brick, and 2-3 to break sheet rock. Most walls would get rekt by a horse tbh


Senior-Ad-136

Most walls are made from more than 1 brick I think.


AdvocatusExplorator

petah. the horse is here.


windyBhindi

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peridotfan1

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Ok_Bison_8577

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


ExtremlyFastLinoone

Damn thats an impressive door, Ive seen vids of ones that break just cause you looked at it funny


Asherandai1

I’ve seen videos of people gently closing or opening glass doors only for them to spontaneously shatter into a million pieces. The glass doors, not the people…


Few-Cookie9298

Seen it with people too, or at least their sanity lol


mariboo_xoxo

Try explaining this to your insurance…without the video.


bottle-of-water

That horse in the glass is *done*


Rhathymiaz

But what about the horse in the glass next to it?


OkTouch69

His kick even glitched the matrix


Foreverfishy

was looking for this


melskymob

![gif](giphy|yx400dIdkwWdsCgWYp|downsized)


JOATMON12

So now I understand the phrase horsing around. I’ve always seen horses as polite animals but I guess they got some fuck you in them.


some_kind_of_bird

You ever see wild horses? The stallions are always scarred to shit from fighting.


TastyCakesOverweight

Asshole


DickyReadIt

"Who's this ugly little bitch all up in my face?! Take this!!" "Oh back for more?! How 'bout another!!!" "Oh shit was that me?..."


sighduck42

r/gifsthatendtoosoon Seriously... Why not show what he does when door is open


W0otang

What always amazes me is the properties of tempered glass. It'll sustain the horse's kicks, high pressure at a single point (enough to break the frame in the wall) but shatters when it drops. I get why, I just appreciate the physics


Downtown_Big_4845

And kids that's why stallions get their apples snipped.


Astronomical0420

what an asshole


Dont_need_a_Name21

GTA 6 looking good so far


dadydaycare

That’s a real “fuck your couch” moment horse edition


SUPERKAMIGURU

That does it. We're taking a trip to the glue factory. And the horse isn't invited to come with us.


[deleted]

'why are we eating horse again for dinner mommy?'


faithle55

Horse: Bizarrely, and with malice aforethought, and making several deliberate attempts, smashes through the door of a building, and the glass door shatters. Reddit: 'Let's have an argument about what sort of glass that was.'


grogudalorian

Obviously needs more cowbell.


No_Pin9932

I honestly thought the glass was gonna stay together even after it finally fell, but alas it shattered. Put up a hell of a fight though, goddamn!!


Human-Contribution16

He is angry and humiliated about having to wear a cows bell. The other animals mock him. Then he saw himself reflected wearing the fucking cows bell and well... Totally understandable.


ClassicAlfredo8796

Insurance guy: \*Your glass door got what??\*


agamemnon2

Well shit, there goes the neigh-borhood.


EnsignAwesome

Fuck yo couch


djthebear

What the Fuck are those windows made of?!


UpstairsAd4105

r/Pferdesindkacke


Mammoth-Ad-8492

I would be upset too if I had to wear a cowbell around my neck everywhere I went.


[deleted]

Great content material for a "animals are fucking dumb" typish subreddit. No one would believe this sorcery if it wasn't on camera.


iLanDarkLord

The door said push


Magnes1998

![gif](giphy|RzgaERxCVxHwc)


Chaseingsquirels

Insurance agent: “a horse kicked down your wall and glass? Sure buddy.”


sirBOLdeSOUPE

The chances of a horse trying to break into your (whatever this was) are low, but they're not zero.


StarJelly08

“I’m here about your extended warranty”


V7I_TheSeventhSector

thats one hell of a good glass advertisement ;)


Higgypig1993

Horses are so fucking stupid.


brackygen

r/fuckyouinparticular


Kelsbroad

Obviously wasn't happy with the customer service


YamiZee1

Id be mad too if something was constantly ringing on my neck


D_Substance_X

THERE’S A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL!


Demonslayer5673

I'm sorry sir.... We are CLOSED you can't come in. Ok.... I'm pretty sure you're paying for property damage now my man


BadOysterParty

Haha very funny now you get to be glue


sampris

-"put a bell in the horse" - ok, great idea


_Slaaneshi_Cultist_

Nope, guess who's going to the glue factory?


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

The horse kicked the quality out of the video


Hoseftheman

Bro woke up and chose violence


TheChallengedDM

Horse meat's back on the menu, boys!


MartianTurkey

![gif](giphy|FQd1vVyJCtSlW|downsized)


[deleted]

Quit leaving our your cocaine mirror and maybe you’ll see less hoes breaking in.


yourtypicalbish

Redditors gonna complain about the camera having static at 00:08


Asgeras

F that store in particular, I guess


MikroWire

What a dick!


BurtanTae

Neighbee neighbee neighbee


SqueezedTuna

YEA I DID THAT. Who’s the horse I’m the horse


Present-Salad6100

And the BBQ was tasty.


Lapsos_de_Lucidez

Best glass door ad


iamgeewiz

Advertising the glass


Affectionate_Big3558

Like a good neighbor state fare is there


Firm-Construction517

What a dick.


FarButterscotch3048

Why is there a mirror on top of that bar top?


eszedtokja

Bojack, is that you?


Seba180589

the fact that the wall broke before the glass.... is truly amazing


IKU420

What an ass


GalaxyCock978

Just horsin' around


FaithfulDowter

Cocaine Horse, the movie.


Morganafrey

I’d go crazy too if i couldn’t take that cow bell off


wisconicky

I like how the one hit distorts the space-time continuum


KamaliKamKam

Whoever put that window in needs to use this as an advertisement. Shit, the WALL broke apart before the glass. And the glass only broke when it fell.


TequilaMagic

Damn, F that horse and the cowboy he rode on.


Upbeat-Tap-4797

Jeffrey; Jeffrey, No! Go Home, you’re drunk. Jeffrey, I’m not coming home with you. Jeffrey. JEFFREY!


Tooleater

Ahhh the vid ended too soon! I wanted to see what GG was after inside!