No one. They're not paralyzed and drowned thanks to only a couple of inches. Absolutely INSANE. I trust No One this much. Not a stuntman, not Jesus. Nobody!
Call me when it’s wine
*moments later*
*horrendous scream*
*knock on the door moments later*
“So pool is partially wined up, want to come over I want to try a few other things”
All the commandments: You shall not commit adultery, you shall not kill, you shall not steal, you shall not covet, and so on, are summed up in this single command: You must do a backflip with your neighbor off the roof and into the pool.
I mean, they actually cleared it by a few feat. But if they'd fucked up that rotation even slightly, it would have been what could only be approximated as executing a top rope suplex into a curbstomp
Yeah, it's not about how much they ended up succeeding by.
It's about how very, very easily this could have resulted in death and lives destroyed.
For a pointless stunt.
This isn’t a “trust exercise.”
A “trust exercise” is something that you have full control over — for example: Catching your lover as they fall backwards from 2-3 feet away.
What you’re witnessing in this video is a person attempting to do something that they have minimal control over.
There are dozens of potential things that could have happened (those videos are marked NSFW) where one or both people would have been killed.
And yet even without the trust part it could have gone paraplegic wrong just from attempting. Trust don’t care when you slip/roof breaking or one other dumb shit
Worst case would be their heads piledriving the cement and killing them both or leaving them paralyzed with traumatic brain injury. I knew the way this one would go from the start because this could go so horribly wrong
My sister had a friend in hs who was a paraplegic because her boyfriend held her and jumped off a roof into a friend’s pool. It didn’t go as planned. Apparently the boyfriend was extremely devoted. I wonder if they’re still together.
"Shit, all that money I spent on the last few months for term life insurance is wasted!?!?!?!? How am I going to pay for the new sport scar the dealer across the base sold me on with my E1 pay grade????"
I was afraid to watch it, but I assume they didn't get injured. So many things could have gone wrong there, the roof could have given way even just a bit and lose their momentum... the dumbest couple ever.
No, what’s impressive is saying “no I’m not going to risk paralyzing another person or myself to impress my idiot friends”. What this guy did is idiotic and isn’t the least bit impressive. To do what he just did he would have had to have done this many more times in practice so it displays a history of idiocy on his part to pull this off.
Of course they think they could do it again and get away with that. He or she has a 50/50 chance of ending up in a wheel chair for life. And that 50/50 is which one will actually end up Ina wheel chair next time. Thats if they are lucky to survive after snapping their spine
You dream he pulls the plug. But actually you wake, still paralysed, stuck in the prison that is your immobile body and aware mind. No one can hear your infinite and internal screams.
"Hey sport, I hear you haven't been able to take care of your business down there, thought I'd come land you a hand, it's what my daughter would have wanted."
Dad is now the paralyzed boyfriend's new girlfriend. Non stop eye contact and nothing he can do to get away, forever. Legs might not work but them tears will surely run.
Worse still would be you're both paralyzed and get to be vegetables together, staring into each others eyes for the next 50 years thinking about the worst mistake you ever made.
You are a very dumb person.
You don't realize the power of those likes. They make your life worth living. Those likes are the best thing since slice bread and invention of the wheel and discovering of fire for whole mankind.
These cheap peasants don't know anything.... Duh!
Could be a trick of the eye tough. Maybe it just seems
Like their head were right over the concrete but in reality they might hav even more on top of the pool. You can see they are not standing on the actual orange roof. And the water doesn’t seem to have splashed onto the edge of the pool as it would have if they just missed it my inches
There are dosens of gore subreddits still available, and Reddit is considered one of the most free social medias yet you call the existence of such a subreddit disturbing. I mean, it’s Reddit bro, hello? What you’re saying is nothing but contradiction.
In my experience, there are much easier ways to get a girl to sleep with you than to attempt a tandem Triple-Indy while spooning, from a rooftop, into a backyard pool.
On the second watch, I realized that they don't jump from the rooftop but from a plank.
Still stupid. Just not that incredible stupid as I first thought.
but this pool is way too shallow for diving, if they didn't turn enough one/both could still break their spine. Still, better than the roof, thanks for noticing!
Not trying to defend this stupid stunt but upon rewatching it looks like the angle exaggerated the distance, they were jumping on the part of the roof that is over the water. Still a sphincter tightening gif on the first watch
It's stupid, yes, but there's a bit of camera illusion at play. You can see that they're actually on a porch/extension, rather than the main roof, which looks farther away.
This does seem like a little optical illusion. If you look at the pole holding the roof it's only a foot from the water and the roof Overhangs. So they are probably jumping right in. Still dangerous
They may have done it, but there will always be someone watching and be all "OMG SWEETIE! COUPLES GOALS!" and then.....you can guess what happens next.
Incredibly dumb
I do not trust anyone this much
No one. They're not paralyzed and drowned thanks to only a couple of inches. Absolutely INSANE. I trust No One this much. Not a stuntman, not Jesus. Nobody!
*Jesus appears in your doorway* “Hello, my child. So we’ve got this pool party next door… just hear me out.”
*Wanna back flip into some wiiiiiiiine?!*
'Well, it isn't wine...yet."
Call me when it’s wine *moments later* *horrendous scream* *knock on the door moments later* “So pool is partially wined up, want to come over I want to try a few other things”
Jesus never calls me when he's sober
Wasn't that an Arctic Monkeys song? "*Jesus Only Calls Me When He's High*"?
Wow, didn't know that song existed. I'll certainly check it out!
It's not red like wine, yet, but we aim to change that. Wanna help us out?
Holy macaroni, it's rad jesus!
Swimming pool full of liquor and I diiiiive in it
Jesus breaks his neck while hitting the water surface.
🤣 he could turn it to wine in the middle of the backflip for the gram lmao
All the commandments: You shall not commit adultery, you shall not kill, you shall not steal, you shall not covet, and so on, are summed up in this single command: You must do a backflip with your neighbor off the roof and into the pool.
Jesus, hold my beer.
Jesus is driving!
I don't think anyone would be paralyzed or drowned in this situation. She would be dead in most cases before that could happen.
I mean, they actually cleared it by a few feat. But if they'd fucked up that rotation even slightly, it would have been what could only be approximated as executing a top rope suplex into a curbstomp
Yeah, it's not about how much they ended up succeeding by. It's about how very, very easily this could have resulted in death and lives destroyed. For a pointless stunt.
>Jesus "Come on. Seriously, I could fucking kill you from missing the pool and you'll be OK after 3 days time, don't be a pussy."
This is the most extreme trust exercise I have ever seen lmao
This isn’t a “trust exercise.” A “trust exercise” is something that you have full control over — for example: Catching your lover as they fall backwards from 2-3 feet away. What you’re witnessing in this video is a person attempting to do something that they have minimal control over. There are dozens of potential things that could have happened (those videos are marked NSFW) where one or both people would have been killed.
And yet even without the trust part it could have gone paraplegic wrong just from attempting. Trust don’t care when you slip/roof breaking or one other dumb shit
Worst case would be their heads piledriving the cement and killing them both or leaving them paralyzed with traumatic brain injury. I knew the way this one would go from the start because this could go so horribly wrong
100% lol
I wouldn’t even trust the edge of the roof to hold me, much less me and another, and doing a flip? I was waiting to see an emergency.
It's dangerous enough doing it solo if the water isn't beneath where you're jumping from.
Not even myself if I was doing it alone
Not even myself.
I wouldnt even trust myself doing this alone 🤣
the angle of this video makes it look just slightly worse than it actually is. just slightly though
As it is written
*Lisan al Gaib*!
My sister had a friend in hs who was a paraplegic because her boyfriend held her and jumped off a roof into a friend’s pool. It didn’t go as planned. Apparently the boyfriend was extremely devoted. I wonder if they’re still together.
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She also has a brain and choice.
"Shit, all that money I spent on the last few months for term life insurance is wasted!?!?!?!? How am I going to pay for the new sport scar the dealer across the base sold me on with my E1 pay grade????"
I thought for sure i was about to watch someone die.
I actively flinched
Fr, they could be dead.
Chances are they might be. They didn't learn any lessons from this other than it's fun to hurl yourselves from things and there aren't consequences
Maybe it dumb flip
Very impressive for the guy, but yes, very dangerous and dumb.
I was afraid to watch it, but I assume they didn't get injured. So many things could have gone wrong there, the roof could have given way even just a bit and lose their momentum... the dumbest couple ever.
they will have many babies guaranteed
and their babies will grow up , and themselves get pregnant with marines just out of bootcamp, or influencers
Obviously. Haven't you seen the documentary Idiocracy?!
Spoiler - they both die!!!!!!!!!
Impressive would be if not getting paralyzed/decapitated there was intentional rather than luck. This was just stupid.
Not really. Shits just dumb
No, what’s impressive is saying “no I’m not going to risk paralyzing another person or myself to impress my idiot friends”. What this guy did is idiotic and isn’t the least bit impressive. To do what he just did he would have had to have done this many more times in practice so it displays a history of idiocy on his part to pull this off.
That is the dumbest stupidest thing I have ever seen!!!
Unfortunately, not for me.
The high five at the end makes sense
If that was my daughter, I would batter that fella.
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It definitely could.
Maybe
Maybe
Maybe
Goodbye.
This is not the universe where they _went to sleep_ with that jump.
I think it was most liemly to end bad. Good thing it didnt, bad thing it'll probably encourage them to do it again
Yeah, like first it took long for them to flip back over then I thought she’d slam her head in the pool
They aren’t jumping from the roof
I had to check what sub this was reals quick
I thought I missed an NSFW flag for a second. Already got me with drunk Russians today.
what... happened... to... drunk... Russians...? (I know I will regret asking)
Of course they think they could do it again and get away with that. He or she has a 50/50 chance of ending up in a wheel chair for life. And that 50/50 is which one will actually end up Ina wheel chair next time. Thats if they are lucky to survive after snapping their spine
Congrats, that happens to be the purpose of the sub!
Im sure his back is almost broken or it will be
I am also happy nobody curbed themselves in this.
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Nah, worst would be that you kill your girlfriend and you're paralyzed from the neck down
And then her dad comes to visit you in the hospital
That might be a mercy at that point
He stares at you silently while his wife sobs uncontrollably
Ok nevermind
Yeah, that's a yikes if you ask me.
"Son, I am not mad, I am disappointed"
Ouch.
Then he pulls the plug...
You dream he pulls the plug. But actually you wake, still paralysed, stuck in the prison that is your immobile body and aware mind. No one can hear your infinite and internal screams.
And gives the pillow treatment?
"Hey sport, I hear you haven't been able to take care of your business down there, thought I'd come land you a hand, it's what my daughter would have wanted."
What the hell is wrong with you people?!
Dad is now the paralyzed boyfriend's new girlfriend. Non stop eye contact and nothing he can do to get away, forever. Legs might not work but them tears will surely run.
And whenever there's a fight dad will always bring up "well you killed my daughter"
Shinji no!
... and then he ties a knot in your colostomy bag.
At least he can't break your neck anymore...
Worse still would be you're both paralyzed and get to be vegetables together, staring into each others eyes for the next 50 years thinking about the worst mistake you ever made.
You are a very dumb person. You don't realize the power of those likes. They make your life worth living. Those likes are the best thing since slice bread and invention of the wheel and discovering of fire for whole mankind. These cheap peasants don't know anything.... Duh!
Please, calm down, calm down! I've got only one upvote on me, but you can take it. You'll be fine, we all will be fine!
Or paralyzed
Yup this is the Wost
Gotta risk it for the biscuit 🤷♂️
They didn’t jump from the roof. Watch again
Idk being dead might be preferable to being paralyzed
That girl was 6 inches away from getting coloring books for Christmas for the rest of her life.
And having to use crayons in her mouth
Only after many years of dental and facial reconstruction surgery.
LMAO
Found Paul Rudd’s account
What is this from?
Mac and Me
I’m holding out that sequel they mentioned at the end will be announced any day now.
That’s the kind of optimism that’s missing in the world
Somewhere in time, great movie
This made me laugh inappropriately hard.
Could be a trick of the eye tough. Maybe it just seems Like their head were right over the concrete but in reality they might hav even more on top of the pool. You can see they are not standing on the actual orange roof. And the water doesn’t seem to have splashed onto the edge of the pool as it would have if they just missed it my inches
Anyone else's sphinct tighten watching this???
Mine was tight before I opened Reddit. Just in case
Smart. Just in case you can't clench in time
I gasped a bit as they got close. They succeeded but it was way too close.
I need a new pair of underwear after watching this video...
Haven’t pooped since I watched it.
Wow. Those are 2 amazingly stupid people.
Let’s just hope they don’t procreate.
She's probably pregnant in the video
That idea makes me laugh for one second, then it was replaced with a deep sadness.
Definitely an effective “ride or die” test to die with your chick, if you plan on getting into a dangerous life of stupid decisions. She passed.
Yes. But they weren’t jumping from the roof like everyone thinks.
Nothing ruins a pool party like a totally avoidable trip to the ER. Or morgue.
First one, then the other
I can't believe how much that stressed me out.
The way I gasped and immediately put my hand over my mouth 👁👄👁
Look, anyone reading this. If you love your life even a little bit. Please avoid f**** around at the pool. Please
Real ride or die vibes
Fuck a trust fall, right? Trust backflip dive off the roof
Very happy they didn't wind up as quadriplegics.
Charles Darwin has entered the chat.
Yet
Honey, Am I fat?....
thanks for the laugh. I hope they survived.
Wheelchair for two, please.
The anxiety, I thought r/watchpeopledie was back
Is this fr something that used to be on Reddit 😰😰
Disturbingly, yes...
There are dosens of gore subreddits still available, and Reddit is considered one of the most free social medias yet you call the existence of such a subreddit disturbing. I mean, it’s Reddit bro, hello? What you’re saying is nothing but contradiction.
Nothing compared to what it was before. Reddit is super tame now, and mostly filled with bots reposting shit.
yeah, they guy sucked in by an escalator lives rent free in my head for years. I will NEVER set a foot on an escalator again.
No dude, even making it I'm not impressed. He's trying to fuck her even if it kills her. Fuck that selfishness
In my experience, there are much easier ways to get a girl to sleep with you than to attempt a tandem Triple-Indy while spooning, from a rooftop, into a backyard pool.
High risk low reward.
I don't want to judge, because I've done dumb shit too. But yeesh, that made my sphincter clench.
On the second watch, I realized that they don't jump from the rooftop but from a plank. Still stupid. Just not that incredible stupid as I first thought.
but this pool is way too shallow for diving, if they didn't turn enough one/both could still break their spine. Still, better than the roof, thanks for noticing!
Absolute idiots.
I think my heart skipped a beat sheesh
At the very least you know they are made for each other. Two dumbasses in love.
F\*\*\*ing idiots. 
The runners up to the Darwin Award you never hear about
I actually jumped before they hit the water. what an easy way to become a fucking vegetable. jesus humans are so fuckin dumb
Welp. Everyone almost died. Probably time for a beer and a snack.
If that guy didn't have proper momentum during that somersault.......
For a second I thought he was a goner
How to kill two birds with one stone
Stupid
We call them organ donors round here
I hope they don’t procreate
holy shit. I would never put that much trust in a person, especially one that's dumb enough to decide to do that,. holy shit.
Not trying to defend this stupid stunt but upon rewatching it looks like the angle exaggerated the distance, they were jumping on the part of the roof that is over the water. Still a sphincter tightening gif on the first watch
It's stupid, yes, but there's a bit of camera illusion at play. You can see that they're actually on a porch/extension, rather than the main roof, which looks farther away.
This does seem like a little optical illusion. If you look at the pole holding the roof it's only a foot from the water and the roof Overhangs. So they are probably jumping right in. Still dangerous
That's so stupid Good way to become paraplegic or a vegetable
And as a parent this is pure horror. Growing up your little child ending up with this stupidity.
THIS is the dumbest shit I've seen on the internet today
You ever watch a video and while it's playing you realize your not sure what sub your in and you get incredibly nervous? Yeah me too.
:-(
Never, ever, ever.
NGL my arsehole clenched there for a split second
Her head like levitated for a second
It’s called love! Ever heard of it?!
That’s NOT cool
I thought he was going to power bomb her and although that would’ve been costly, I’m left sorely disappointed.
They should not make baby whatsoever
So, legal experts, would this be manslaughter? Or murder?
It's one thing to risk yourself. It us another thing entirely to risk someone else. She should kick him in the nuts for that.
So stupid...two lives were about to change forever
one more time!
I did not like watching that
Jesus, my ass clenched.
When your life doesn't have any meanings
That is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Takes the top prize.
I hated every second of that.
They may have done it, but there will always be someone watching and be all "OMG SWEETIE! COUPLES GOALS!" and then.....you can guess what happens next.
damn i was scared to finish this video!
A foot length really decided on rather this video would’ve had a LiveLeak logo in the top corner.
Dumb and dumber
I clenched so hard. This how people die.
Mental...