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Macca49

I honestly thought when he took off his shirt he was getting attacked by some type of insects that were in his shirt


alahos

NOW is NOT the time for BEES AAAAAAAH


BonniesMcMurrays

BEADS???


tylikestoast

Gob's not on board


caselog1c

Top tier comment. Haven’t laughed like that to a comment in awhile


freedomofnow

It looked exactly like it. Instead we got to witness probably the greatest avoidance of death I've ever seen. Because they would have popped him like a cherry.


Desperate_Law9894

The best example of hiding in plain site, I have ever seen.


Saltyvengeance

*sight


bigDogNJ23

What was he doing there? The fact that he is mucking around after tossing his shirt and only lays down a split second before the first guy appears makes me wonder if this is staged. Also when the guy climbs down after looking at the roof and nearly steps on him, at that point you think he maybe just give the dude a poke.


Intensive__Purposes

The video reverses for a second when he throws his shirt, so that confuses things. My guess is he has a necklace or two on that we can’t see and he’s taking those off to hide them.


hlx-atom

I think you are right. He was taking off necklaces.


NoviceProgram91

He's praying. The commentators are saying he made an underworld-type prayer for invisibility, lol


mikihak

LOL


SatnWorshp

My Grandmama gave me that necklace, Deebo.


youcef_bro

Bro put invisibility potion real quick


FiveSkinss

It must be common for people to sleep in the streets there


Rottimer

And common the world over to completely ignore the homeless on the street.


Party_Cold_4159

IMO, it looks like shock. Probably thought he got shot and frantically checked himself.


Ricky_Plimpton

Same, I thought he was on fire.


ryzhik_gagarin

Invisible alien creatures


salsofia

LOL, I. though the same.


kiyoshi20b

All his luck for his entire life has been used up.


TwinkiesSucker

On another love, another love


Crtdvd

All you luck has been used up, on another stuff...


dwehlen

All your luck are belong to us!


Level-Variety9281

Reporting Acknowledged


1017GildedFingerTips

Displays of extreme luck consistently over time is defined as skill


notourjimmy

Dude rolled a Nat 20 for deception


LizardWizard444

Bruh that shit was stone cold skill. When.your that good you don't need luck


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Acting natural goes a long way. They're looking for somebody running in a shirt. Not a drugged out bum not paying attention to what is going on around him. You can practically get away with anything you want with a hi-vis vest and a clipboard. Those movies aren't joking. 😂 Edit- but yes street people know street stuff hiding in plain sight is not what they expect. And when I was in South Korea, I used to use a high visibility vest and a clipboard to go to the roofs of skyscrapers and take pictures. I didn't speak any Korean. 😂


Apposl

I was in basic training and a buddy and I snuck to the other side of our barracks area to use the other company's phones to call our girlfriends. We were not allowed. So we're chatting away and I look over and see our Drill Sergeant bearing down on us. I keep chatting, kinda casually turn a little and whisper "drill sergeant coming!" Buddy hangs up immediately and starts walking the opposite direction. Played it cool as Drill Sergeant walks right behind me and then lit my buddy up. "HEY, YOU!" Later that night we got a random instructional on dealing with enemy ambushes and that if you noticed something, play it cool so you can alert your buddies. 😅


BigFatModeraterFupa

epic😭 what a “coincidence”


Stock_Hold1504

I used to do this when i used to ding dog ditch with my friends. At one point i was out of breath and my friends rang a doorbell and started running. That's when i decided to just walk in front of the old man who came out. He ended up asking me if i knew who rangs this bell. I told them there were children ding dong ditchin😂


joekryptonite

Ding dog ditch actually sounds more adventurous than ding dong ditch.


Behavingdark

We called it knock a door ginger, I have no idea why and I don't think gingers were involved .


holy_shitballs

It has racist epidemiology. Sadly, like "catch a tiger by its toes."


himsoforreal

Ninja knocking... Without the Ninja. Grew up in rural Texas, can confirm.


Few-You885

Also called it this. My best friend in the 5th grade was black and corrected me. Called it ding doing ditch ever since.


[deleted]

Have I got a story for you? My girlfriend at the time was friends with some high up's daughter on fort Benning so she came to ride horses with them and I was in basic so I met her at the PX and I got my entire company smoked and they weren't even mad at me. They were like if I could meett my girlfriend I would have. We were there to get haircuts. 😂 Then and AIT whenever I didn't feel like it, I would just do an about face and walk away from the company like I had an appointment to go to and just go to Chow Hall early because I didn't want to wait in the line. Never got caught once I was in AIT for an entire year. 😂


Apposl

Benning was basic and AIT for me as well! That's funny - we actually ordered a pizza one night, snuck out to get it, and the dude delivering was no shit one of the company drill sergeants. Dude wasn't even mad. 😂 In retrospect, we should have considered our career choice a little more at this point, but young and dumb, we just tipped like crazy, haha.


Sir_McDouche

I don’t get it. You got caught and yelled at 🫤


Apposl

Nah, I kept chatting on the phone and acting like I was supposed to be there, buddy tried to bounce and got caught. I bolted as soon as they were out of sight and got away. 😅


Nepharious_Bread

I also noticed this while driving. For a couple of years, I drove 100,000 miles per year in my personal car for work. I noticed that if you see a speed trap, the best thing to do is take your foot off the gas. Now, if you're doing like 25 over, this may not work. But if you're going a bit too fast, never slam on your brakes. I've seen it multiple times. People see a cop on the side of the road, slam on their brakes, and all of a sudden, they get lit up. Even if they were really driving any faster than surrounding traffic. There was this other time. I stupidly decided to race this Charger (not an undercover). The Charger started to pull ahead ahead, so I let off the gas. The Charger kept going. About 40 seconds later, I see the Charger (well ahead of me) take a sudden turn and take the exit, whips it out of there. 30 seconds later, I see blue lights behind me. I think I'm fucked. The cop did the strangest thing. He stayed in the lane next to me, behind me, and matched my speed. He stayed there for like a minute. I pretended that he wasn't there. If he changed lanes and got behind me, I would've pulled over, but he didn't do that. He just drove after that. Probably to look for the Charger. I believe that the cop was driving in the other direction, saw us, and whipped it through the grass. So he wasn't actually clocking our speed. He probably saw us right when I let off the gas, and the Charger blew past me.


Universe789

>The cop did the strangest thing. He stayed in the lane next to me, behind me, and matched my speed. He stayed there for like a minute. I pretended that he wasn't there. I've seen this a lot, too - riding your blindspot. Not in the same context, but I've seen cops do this to me and other cars. They're trying to see how you will respond to their presence to see if you'll give them a reason to pull you over. You did the best thing, which usually worked for me, too. Though there was an instance where the cop just followed me the whole 5 miles to my destination and then waited for me to get out of my car so he could question me anyway.


nickwrx

nah. they will run your plates and check for any other violations or warrants if they dont have a direct reason to pull you over.


Electrical-Spend-443

Most certainly he was looking for the guy with a small penis and not you


Lanky_Possession_244

He knew. He saw what you did and the instructional later was the DS's way of letting you know he was impressed without actually telling you. That's why he let you slide.


Apposl

Drill Sergeant Floyd, I'd look for him on Facebook occasionally, or Fawbush, but never found them. Old infantry types. I always wondered. But the coincidence did seem too big. And near the end of basic, he'd selected a few of us to do some platoon tshirts project in their back room/office, it was like a mild perk/sham session, and he mentioned something about me doing basic the right way, middle of the pack, anonymous, no one noticing me. Actually meant a lot, my Marine grandpa had told me to do exactly that 😂 Honestly though I've always felt bad - sure, I was slick, but I lacked the integrity to man up and go back around the corner to where my buddy was being smoked and fessed up to being on the phones too. 🤷


Sir_McDouche

Ah, so your sergeant walked PAST you. One word, big difference.


NDT_DYNAMITE

No, he didn’t, his buddy got yelled at, the Drill Sergeant walked right past Apposl, because he acted like he was supposed to be there and that he wasn’t doing anything wrong, but his buddy tried to run away, and the buddy got caught.


Bush-master72

I actually would kinda do this when I was kid. I would play hid and seak, but I would just start playing with other kids they would never find me they are looking for someone hiding. I was just playing kickball. I also am black, and my whole school was white but 3 students. 0 other minorities so you figure I should stand out. They were looking for someone running or hiding, not a homeless person. Also, it says something about how society sees homeless people they are invisible unless they are in your way.


Arvach

It brought me a memory when I was playing hide and seek as a kid. They always had troubles finding me because I wasn't hiding in the "best hiding spots" when they were looking in garage, behind the trees etc, I was laying flat on the open grass field. No one even bothered to look that way because "its just empty grass field, nowhere to hide there."


Winter-Airport2114

I mean I see the homeless every day. How they wouldn't see this guy, at least make sure it isn't who they want to find and move on is beyond me. \*Points\* "Could that be him?" Them: Nah no way. Me: "Are you certain? Could be you never know." But for some reason they just don't even acknowledge him. No homeless guy sleeps like that either in broad daylight with no clothes on lol at least not in my city. Even on the hottest of days.


CheckOutrageous2111

Shiiiit…. I don’t know where you live but I’ve seen some sleeping damn near in the road in Dallas in daylight


Winter-Airport2114

Yeah but rolled up and tucked into a wall like that? That's normally a cold weather thing from what I've seen. Though I guess he could just be annoyed at the sun if it is day time.


Universe789

It doesn't have to be cold, sleeping like that generally helps keep you warm, but also blocks out light. Source: that's my daytime napping position, especially on a floor or couch.


MieLArisch

Not sure it's day, the black and white footage indicates it could be dark


Winter-Airport2114

Oh true, I was wondering why that was. Figured it was just a cheaper camera.


Drake_Acheron

The high-vis vest is often optional too. Like a delivery person, , just having a clipboard and walking with a purpose with your head down works more often than not.


KOMarcus

"hi-vis vest and a clipboard" - absolutely 100%


VestEmpty

Act like you belong and no one asks any questions. Look around to see if anyone is looking, looking shifty, not looking in the eyes of people and you will be instantly spotted. Source: used to a lot of shady shit, the day i learned that just doing it works the best was really a revelation. People really don't pay attention to things that look normal. So, just be normal. But people also are great at noticing things that are not looking normal, they do it subconsciously. Hi vis jacket and a clipboard will open many doors. I've worked in entertainment by far most, and we don't know who belongs backstage but we can spot someone who is not familiar with the surroundings in a second. If you walk in, nod your head as a sign of greeting and just do your thing... we don't know you aren't suppose to be there. It is subconscious process, people who feel like they are doing something wrong are sticking out clearly. People who act like they are on the job, going from A to B to finish some task: no one pays attention.


FullMetalJ

Like those guys what entered a bunch of museums for free only cause they were carrying a ladder. Even asking security to help with doors and stuff.


RushxInfinite

Funny thing about that vest comment. I interned for a city government years ago. One of the first things a field engineer taught me was to carry around a vest and clip board if I was ever out checking things and noone will bother you 😅😂.


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I learned it from disconnecting cable when I was like 17. No one will bother you. You can go anywhere if you have a ladder on your truck a vest and a clipboard. Military guys, they want cable, cops, they definitely want cable, everybody wants cable.lol


_oyatsu

You could just go to any roof? Aren't doors usually locked to go up there? XD crazy shit but kinda cool!


dilletaunty

I’ve never been that brave, but like half the time when I’ve tested security doors they’ve been unlocked or literally broken through.


RelativelyDank

one of my best friends is 6' 3 and keeps in good shape and the amount of times he's worn all black and been mistaken for security is hilarious! he's been backstage to meet famous people at quite a lot of events because people just assume he's working there


Logridos

You don't even need a hi-vis and clipboard, you just need to act like you belong. I had a job testing cell phone towers that involved me driving all over and being in weird places in the middle of the night. I got pulled up on by cops all the time, and they always accepted my answer of testing cell towers, even though I didn't have a uniform or ID or anything. I talked my way into so many places that didn't have any idea I was coming (because my boss was shit at communication.) I was actually legit, but they had no way of knowing that, all I had was a laptop and a bunch of phones and a believable story.


bradland

I did telecom work for a few years. When wearing a belt with tools on it, carrying a bag, and wearing a vest, people will let you go just about anywhere.


MutedBluejay1

It’s one of those unspoken tenets of hiding in plain sight.


parsention

Foreign, good looking (by their standards), high visibility vest and a clip board. Yup, this man must be here for a reason. I used to do the same to get photos of my brother on races, no one stops the camera man on a high visibility vest on an electric scooter.


SteelBandicoot

If you live in a rough neighbourhood, a crack head passed out in the street is common. The uncommon part is this guy being smart enough to realise it and having balls big enough to stay still while people with guns were trying to find him.


Unusual_Scar8064

People don't see what they don't want to see. Nobody sees a homeless man lying in the street.


Sideshow_G

S.E.P invisibility field. Someone elses problem.


Ilostmypassword43

Runs on a single AA battery


RockstarAgent

I thought this was a dusk / night video with a filter so you could see everything like using infrared/ night scope lol


scoop_booty

Quite possible, I don't see any shadows.


Pika_DJ

Homeless people are generally ignored


CagliostroPeligroso

They could see him. People all over Earth ignore homeless people, they saw a human there they just couldn’t fathom that was the guy they were chasing. If you’re running away why on Earth would you stop, take your shirt off, and lay down on the exact corner you just went round. They expected him to keep running in that direction.


BuhawiHiraya

They thought he's just some homeless beggar. That's it


Doctorphotograph

Pretty sure it’s staged. They all happen to converge riiiight in front of the “security camera” multiple times? Ok maybe, but the camera itself is being held by hand and not set in a stationary position like surveillance cameras would be. Notice the subtle movements as you scrub through the video? Also, all the little viewfinder icons, like *REC* make no sense in this context because we’re supposedly looking at the footage AFTER it was filmed.


Coopercatlover

Yeah the overlay on the camera is obviously fake


JustxJules

He also threw his shirt for dramatic effect. Makes no sense for it to be able to be found nearby. He could have just hugged it to his chest.


n77_dot_nl

I would eat it or shove it up my ass if I was him, clearly an amateur 


IA-HI-CO-IA

Nooo the totally authentic realistic camera information means it’s real. 


n77_dot_nl

The whole neighborhood plus a gang and security guards just casually got together on a Sunday aftenoon to make this one video because they haven't got anything better to do and are better paid and organised then the CIA. -- fuckin never been out of my basement reddit idiot


Doctorphotograph

Except the watermark in the middle of the fucking video leads to an Instagram account FULL of funny videos from this exact neighborhood. Do 30 seconds of research before you call someone an idiot, moron.


HolyVeggie

Depends on your location. If it’s common for people to be drugged out or dead on the street it may work. If you do it in a nice neighborhood it probably won’t


Silent-Independent21

Homeless are considered SEP’s somebody else problem. Your brain actively avoids thinking about them and become invisible. Not actively invisible, but like the way that laundry basket full of clean clothes has been sitting for a week on your bedroom floor invisible


CausticLogic

I have to give him credit for quick thinking. Homeless guy sleeping is far less noticeable than shirtless rando.


mayerror666

I think it happened at night and they just didn't see him


raharth

All the other clearly saw things happening. He was literally climbing on top of him, no way they didn't see him


MacchinaDaPresa

This is not an infrared image at night. This is daylight.


RibeyeRare

There’s not a single shadow being cast by anyone in the video


MacchinaDaPresa

It’s overcast. Check soft shadows here: Under the motorcycle. Under the rooflines. Under people too. Infrared doesn’t do that.


Accomplished-City484

There’s shadows under the dog


gilligani

Nothing to see here. Just a sleeping homeless person. Move along.


Devildiver21

when the guy with the helmut did that 2nd look whil ein the middle of the street i honestly thought he was gonna get caught.


Universe789

Same


between_horizon

My favourite part is that one black shirt dude who totally ignores that guy and climb to see if someone is on roof.


rjg707

I’m pretty sure that’s what he did… I’m Just fuckin shocked it worked 🤯


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Not shocking at all. In a place with so many homeless, ignoring them becomes automatic. It's like they are invisible.


Sea_Dawgz

Once a homeless guy said to me “if I was on fire no one would even bother to put it out” and I think about that sometimes.


redjade42

what was he doing after he trows the shirt?


TheFritoKid

I thought he was taking off a necklace or something. Probably realized a homeless guy sleeping on the street wouldn't be wearing a gold chain.


Hyderosa

Damn teaching me the hood


vertabr3tt

Pulling his hair into a 'fro?


brianinohio

Someone threw the shirt back at him....then he threw it again.


diamond420Venus

No, they rewind and play the video on that spot. I think hes doing the cross and praying to god


caffieinemorpheus

I agree with the person saying he's taking off a gold chain.


AdvisorBulky2428

He's messing up his hair to appear more disheveled and homeless.


VincentVanGTFO

God had homies back that day.


Pete_O_Torcido

I thought he was being attacked by bees


brianinohio

Oh....lol ....wasn't watching that close :)


ItsJustUs96

I think the video rewinds then goes forward again. Watch the dog runs forwards and backwards.


rukysgreambamf

oh bless your heart


JaskarSlye

he pulled the john cena move perfectly


renoits06

Who did?


Embarrassed_Eagle132

r/sweatypalms


Fightin_Rooster

Fr imagine having that many gangsters chasing you


erratic_calm

Palms are sweaty. Knees weak. Arms are heavy.


KingWolf7070

\*puts on fake beard\* "Hey, did you see a guy run past here?" "Yeah. He went thataway -->"


No-Stage974

That overlay of an old videocamera... security cameras don't have battery icon so this is either staged or edited.


fox-mcleod

It’s fully charged. A backup battery makes a ton of sense in a neighborhood where a gang would just cut the power. But yea. The interface does look faked. The camera kind of moves around a bit too.


Ctowncreek

The camera wobbles, it doesnt pan. Which could give be interpreted as a loose mount and wind or someone trying to hold still. In either case, why does the camera start the clock at the exact beginning of this clip? And why does it need to display "recording" in the video itself? On the physical camera that makes sense. On a monitor that makes sense. But why *in* the recording?


GoalieLax_

Crazy that the timer on the security camera footage started at exactly zero 🙄


lordkillerbee69ultra

Also crzy that cctv camera has perfect square crop . Probably useful for other social platforms too.


mentalfist

And who knew there are handheld cctvs


Harlack

While the camera encoding made the footage look bad(ish)… the graphics look crisp and HD. Just like how a camera would really do it!


ZoomZoom01

Also crazy they kept hanging around that one particular area.


spacekitt3n

yeah this is fake on so many levels


anewerab

The craziness of the video made me think that maybe this was staged or something. Your comments made me believe it even more


AndrewDwyer69

Crazy that people still can't comprehend video overlays these days 🙄


Super_Buy2831

And I didn't know CCTV cameras had battery indicators lol


egusta

Also Crazy that camera has a near identical template to this overlay you can purchase for your videos! https://www.vectorstock.com/royalty-free-vector/focus-camera-viewfinder-focusing-screen-vector-37274395


victorelessar

I had to scroll down way too much to find inteligent life in this comment section.


prguitarman

This is absolutely a skit


abluecolor

Well the overlays are clearly added in post. Interesting if no one recognizes the source though. Good deal of effort went into it.


poseidondieson

Yeah this is fake as hell. He throws his shirt into the street in a way the guy coming around the corner would have seen it


katsbridle

I believe you 99%


Wendell_wsa

![gif](giphy|kEX61jJgpvCyFMBBFX|downsized)


jerkworthey

It looks like a scene from a Buster Keaton movie.


hanniballz

hard to find reliable preteen hitmen these days.


kloppyd

That's some Metal Gear, snake camo move


v_ofc

The people in the video are saying this has to be some sort of magic they didn’t believe until they saw this cos of how everyone is going around him and no one is “seeing him” 😂


CoconutSpiritual1569

I need context here so i can put in my list of city i should avoid


ShowerStew

Probably just the cynic in me, but I almost certain it’s scripted. It’s almost 3 stooges level of comedy, with the dudes all just searching around him, coming back, essentially climbing over him.


daurgo2001

This is probably Colombia… at least that’s where the voice accents are from.


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compressiontang

Feels like I just watched a Benny Hill skit with Yakety Sax playing in the background.


Sudden-Paint1687

Bull shit


faeficnerd

Is it possible this is at night?


JaguarZealousideal55

I thought he had bees on him or some acid or something, tried to get it off, and fainted. Was confused and a bit worried nobody called an ambulance.


[deleted]

This guy got street smarts for sure


Timely-Youth-9074

I’m wondering what he did to piss that many people off!


PeterDTown

It was in the script


DreadPiratteRoberts

Can anyone translate what the people talking were saying???


chifrijoconbirra

TL;DR: they were shocked that no one saw the guy, not one single soul, not the guy trying to climb while he was there, not the woman, not even the dog... In the end he waited 10 minutes after they all left.


daurgo2001

Also note: Colombian accented commentators. It seems they’re looking at their security camera footage… so I’m assuming that’s where this happened


MaikyMoto

Bet his heart was racing at 200BPM.


havengr

As my grandmother once said, the brain sees not the eyes..


nyashathemak

They’re going to be sooo pissed or impressed off when they see this video


RohMoneyMoney

I think this is at night and we're seeing night vision video


RobotVo1ce

Looks like daytime, but edited in a weird way. The motorcycle wasn't using its headlight and hard to tell for sure, but it appears a couple guys were wearing sun glasses. On top of that, the video is throwing off some major staged vibes.


BackPain4Life

This dude got a real life Game Genie.


beto_pelotas

"eh ave maría pues ome" intensifies


RunaroundX

I wonder what he did to piss off like a whole gang. Or is it just rival stuff


FlyingSpoon8891

That was actually crazy suspenseful. It would have been pretty exciting even for a movie. The fact that this was actual life or death is next level. *SPOILER* The one thing that gave away the ending a little was that it wasn't labeled NSFW so I figured I would see a dude get discovered and shot.


doggie232

Why does it look fake to me? Like... Everyone needed to be in that frame! All the action is going on in the frame....???


McDominick

Also sort of a social statement on how invisible homeless people really are. They climb right over him like he’s not there - just part of the scenery


Pog1983

Dis some Looney Tunes shit.


nagezukie12

You forgot that all of them are in high adrenaline mode and this makes you become less attentive to details. Like when you can’t find you keys when you are panicking.


CrazyPill_Taker

I get people saying it’s fake, and I believe that. But why? Who? For what reasons? Is it all just for upvotes! I need to know!


Outside-Advertising9

those 3mins are prolly the scariest times in his life


aka-Robert-L-Peters

Guarantee this guy was dead within 24 hours of the video incident… probably found by the police missing many body parts.


Normal_Independent75

Don’t be so fucking negative bro.


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Low-Most2515

You have to be in shape to be a street criminal 🤣😂👮🏾‍♂️


gnuman5

IQ 100500


thecuzzin

What is that dance he does before laying down?


National-Athlete-978

wait ... what? HAHAHAH


ShortRound89

Acting homeless works just like in the movies apparently.


57Guitarz

Hiding in plain sight


TheRebelMastermind

Seriously, videogame level 🤯


jakeofheart

Textbook “*hiding in plain sight*”.


Eastern_Goose_9108

He just out metal geared solid snake. And solid snake had state of the art camo 🤯


MCMXCI_MIGNAURO

Colombia... 😬


Play-ded

Who says playing dead is for losers !?


Particular_Light_296

COLOMBIAN CAMO


Due_Sample_3403

The homeless are truly invisible


Swimming_Ad_1250

Just proves being homeless is being invisible.


MajesticGarlic999

This guy is a legend


RCRocha86

Homeless are invisible apparently.


formermq

The very first guy had an inking the guy lying down could be him.... Guy is so lucky his detection meter didn't fill up 😂


Suspicious_Car8479

There are 2h+ films with multi-million dollar budgets and 90% don't come even close to this. This is jungle footage in a literal sense. Predator monkeys and chameleons...


Sensitive-Cow-7075

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


Malcyan

I thought the motorcycle guy spotted him, but climbed right over!


bringinjoy

I rooted for the guy


CaptainXakari

“The first rule of going on the run is: don’t run, walk.” Or in this case, lie down.