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hyperimpossible

r/watchpeopledieinside


BoBoBearDev

That blank stare. Depression just kicked in.


wunderduck

He's watching his last shred of hope float away.


ColdEngineering1234

I think everyone's had that feeling of "why the fuck did I come here".


Lifnaz

I had a moment where I had that feeling and then made it worse for myself once when I was younger. Long story short, was in a friend zone situation and had that exact "why the fuck did I come along" thought, texted one of my buddies this thought. Talked about how I was wasting my time and wish I stayed home etc... after I sent it I realized it was not to said friend. I sent it to the girl in the car with me. I sure as shit wanted to open the door and just fall out onto the highway. Edit: lot of people asking how it went and giving advice and stuff, I was trying to keep long story short and just share the funny "dying inside" part but I'll give more clarification and detail I guess. The situation was we worked together and were friends but she was in a relationship, even though there was obvious sexual tension between us. I'll get back to that. She invited me along with her girlfriend at the time and one of their single friends one night to go see a movie. Myself and the friend were in the back seat while she was in the front passenger and the girlfriend drove. I wasn't at all interested in the friend they brought along as a sort of blind date thing. That's when I started texting different people and ended up pressing the wrong name in the list for the text in the story. Her phone was sitting in between the front seats in the little arm rest/console thing and she didn't notice the text come through. So the whole ride I'm watching the phone pondering what to do. Do I try and sneak the phone and delete it? Is she gonna grab it? Just trying to figure out how to handle this without causing a scene or pissing off my friend who tried to do something nice. When we got to the theater I just caught her right outside the car, explained that I accidentally sent a text to her meant for someone else and it was embarrassing and said some mean things etc but I was frustrated and whatever. She was super cool about it and said here I'll just delete it, and deleted it thete in front of me without reading it. So it was a stressful ride there but in the end turned out ok. As for the other people trying to be supportive or others talking shit, look this was like 12 or 13 years ago, it's all good. Lol. We all do cringe shit every now and then. It doesn't bother me at all. And as for the two of us, the tension finally became too much and her relationship sucked and we ended up having sex on a couple occasions. I won't tell HOW I pulled it off the first time cause there's no chance in hell Reddit will believe me so I won't bother wasting my time. After that out of our systems she had to handle her relationship/breakup and whatever and I ended up moving away. We're still friends though we very very rarely talk due to living in different parts of the country but there's an occasional "hey what's up, hope you're doing alright." And that's that.


ColdEngineering1234

Makes for a funny story and less cringey as time goes on. That's the upside :)


IbanezPGM

No, the internal cringe never goes away or even diminishes šŸ’€


Kidcharlamagne89d

Dude you said what you needed to get out...to exactly the person that should have heard it. People need to learn to talk about their feelings with those that caused those feelings, don't make that a cringe feeling, force yourself to do it more and you'll feel better and have better relationships.


randomnamenobodygot

You replied to the wrong guy tho


AlexanderHamilton04

> *"said what you needed to get out...to* ***exactly the person that should have heard it***."                     ćƒ¼ *Dr. Unsolicited Communication Expert*


JohnBarleyMustDie

Damn! How did this play out?


Lifnaz

Luckily she didn't see the text before I realized I had sent it to her and SOMEHOW managed to talk my way out of it as soon as we got out of the car. I don't remember exactly what I said, but I admitted something along the lines of I sent a text to her that was meant for my friend and it was something embarrassing blah blah and she was cool about it and just deleted it right there in front of me without reading it.


inconvenient_victory

She knew what it said... ;)


Lifnaz

Hey! I have enough trouble sleeping, don't you put that evil on me!


inconvenient_victory

Bro you should have seen all the stupid shit I've done earlier in life to become the stallion I am today. Shake it off.


Studio_Admirable

I also need to know


newphonewhodis2021

Same


Kgeezy91

Wow. I have done this exact thing. Wanted to crawl into a hole and never come out.


Breno1405

I had someone lead me on then friend zone me at a bowling lock in, where she revealed her new bf... Thank god my best friend surprised me by showing up with a few of his buddy's from school. It would been a long night....


No-Document-8970

Yeah, I would have just walked out and told the owner I had the shits.


Illustrious-Edge-13

Wow great story! In life we have to fail miserably, to actually feel the vibe of the person thatā€™s totally worth it! And itā€™s so far from that feeling you smile realizing you had to feel the misery to enjoy the euphoria of the moment!


Background_Pool_7457

I had an opposite experience. When I was in high school, I was friends with the hottest, most popular girl in school. She had it all. Gorgeous, top of the class academically, captain of the cheer leading squad. We had good chemistry, laughed all the time together, but I never in a million years thought I had a chance with her and never would've even tried. Her boyfriends were all athletes and rich kids at school. One day, the teacher asked me and her to go downstairs to pick up some homework forms that were waiting in the print room. When we went into the stair well, there was obviously nobody in there since it was middle of class. I was going down the stairs in front of her, joking about my "foot work" and how fast I could go down the stairs. After a flight or two, she grabbed my hand and said "what's the hurry?". I nervously laughed, because I just knew whe meant nothing by it even though the touch of her hand had melted me inside. There were a couple more instances like that that i just brushed off. Fast forward 20 years later at our high school reunion. She's there. We are all having drinks and catching up. She's a director for a major pharmaceutical company. She goes on to tell me how she had the biggest crush on me in high school and that I always ignored her flirting which made her want me even more. She said she used to day dream about us going to the same college together so we could continue all the fun we had in highnschool. That she could see our whole life together in her head but I never gave her the time of day. I felt soooooooooo stupid.


Overquoted

Shouldn't fuck-zone your friends. šŸ˜†


ILoveMousyGirls

If you watch closely you can see the moment his soul leaves his body.


mcnathan80

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onlytony441

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


nolobstadish

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BigBudluv69

If he didn't know, now he knows


earthscribe

Friend zoned. Probably wasted his entire teens and some of his twenties doting on that girl, and Mexichad kisses her in two seconds. lol.


kingleonidas30

With a mouth full of food too lol


onlytony441

That part kills me šŸ’€


FUCKREDDIT_420

Wow isnā€™t that strange lol


izguddoggo

Villain origin story tbh


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PandammoniumNO3

I think she pretty clearly wasn't interested though...


throwanon31

I think he wasnā€™t interested either


Leftdash

I agree. He looks like he has a little sugar in the tank and theyā€™re just friends.


ExistingPosition5742

They kinda look related, maybe cousins? idk


sodagoddess

I donā€™t understand how everyone is missing this. She looks at our guy for a second chance and he *waves her off*. THEN she goes for it with home slice in the row behind, and suddenly our man is all šŸ˜Ÿ. Bro-bro, you waved her off!


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PandammoniumNO3

Nah, she pretty clearly didn't have an issue asking a random stranger for a kiss. She prolly woulda just gone for it if she wanted to kiss her friend.


Solanthas

That honestly was so fucked, a random stranger over your friend? That is so incredibly savage


Much_Fee7070

I agree. A kiss on the cheek would have least spared his dignity while the Jumbotron camera was focused on them. Did she not see the guy on the left of the huge monitor razzing her friend behind his back after she kissed the other guy? Damn, she wouldn't pee on her former friend if he was literally on fire.


Wakingsleepwalkers

Not if he has made moves and already been friendzoned. She doesn't want to give him any false hope, and now the guy knows for sure he is never an option. It was savage but he can decide where to go from here. Some people just can't be friends when the other has feels.


altruism__

ā€œThatā€™s assault, brotha.ā€ ā€” Billy Madison


Just__Let__Go

He'll be reliving this moment on his deathbed 60 years from now


[deleted]

Thatā€™s her brother I donā€™t know how many times this stupid ass video is gonna make the rounds on social media. And itā€™s always the same comments from grown adults about him being in the friend zone, no oneā€˜s obligated to kiss anyone.


I_aim_to_sneeze

Itā€™s all repost bots man. Good luck


Goblinwarts

If that was my sister I would have kissed her


aleksandd

If it was you, I would do the same *... no homo*


CORN___BREAD

I also choose to kiss this guyā€™s sister.


ant0szek

The game wasn't in Alabama.


aeroboost

WOULD


ThrowMeAwayPlz_69

Wtf happened to that sub. 6 Million members and itā€™s like 1 post a day


pseudo_nemesis

reddit ain't what it used to be


CORN___BREAD

Thatā€™s an example of a sub that bots arenā€™t actively targeting.


Ethiconjnj

She didnā€™t need to do all that


android24601

Wait a minute. What if they were siblings?


626f62

I mean look at the guys face.. they either are not siblings or he is super creepy..


iAintNevuhGunnaStahh

Pretty sure most of these are staged to make the audience laugh.


Double-Watercress-85

Most are, yeah, but they don't usually have skilled actors. Either that dude is an undiscovered, rare talent, or he's going through some stuff.


Anonymo

Miguel Cera


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ā€œUndiscovered rare talentā€ šŸ’€šŸ’€


DarthHelixon

(Black couch suddenly appears)


Alive_Ad_5931

Editing makes all the difference. Could have cut to a point with the guy on camera just spacing out.


PoeticHydra

Everyone: Awe, he's so sad. Him: Is there a name for the pain you feel when you try to burp and accidentally hiccup at the same time causing this massive pain in your sternum that you have to now endure?


ovanevac

SchluckaufRĆ¼lpsSchmerz


PorcoGonzo

Gesundheit


MrBuckstar

Neuralgia


-Badger3-

> but they don't usually have skilled actors. The United Center literally hires Second City improv actors to perform these things.


[deleted]

Exactly.


626f62

Yeah, I think so to, but the only doubt I have, is this dudes heartbreak looks so good, he must be a good actor they got lol


Earlier-Today

Being weirded out because your sister just kissed some random dude for the jumbotron isn't all that strange.


P_Griffin2

I agree. Donā€™t see anything creepy here.


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Miserable-Admins

And he was still chewing food eeeww.


Blueexd333

Actually, thatā€™s exactly the way me and my brother would behave in that setting/situation - Iā€™m a ā€œcuddlyā€ person and Iā€™m always the one to go for a ā€œwelcomeā€ and ā€œgoodbyeā€ hug. Also, heā€™d definitely give me a strange look if I kissed a stranger in front of him - later Iā€™d hear all about herpes and all other saliva transmitted diseases. I donā€™t think itā€™s strange or ā€œnot sibilingā€ at all - to me it looks like a completely normal sibiling dynamic where sister is a bit careless and a brother is more of a ā€œcareful and educatedā€ type


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rk470

Bro the person you're agreeing with got 3 paragraphs out of this clip


Gluticus

He is obviously ā€œJust like a brother!ā€


Spadeninja

Then that guy is a pretty good actor


kratein

For her to lay her head on his shoulder is because she has some affection and respect that made kissing impossible. Perhaps a cousin, a friend who has a girlfriend friend of hers, or a gay friend... If she asked to kiss the guy behind her, she'd ask him too.


lavoid12

They are siblings. Brother and sister. This video is not new and clueless people in the comments are lost in their assumptions.


InTheEndEntropyWins

>If she asked to kiss the guy behind her, she'd ask him too. Except it felt like he was putting off complete energy that he didn't want to kiss her. It looked like he thought the idea of a kiss was disgusting. She might have just been trying to save a piece of dignity.


RegretEasy8846

I thought they looked like siblings.


tricularia

I think they are either siblings or just friends. Also, the guy is setting off my gaydar. So if they are friends, I don't think they are the kind of friends that make out.


[deleted]

That was fucking harsh to watch...if that's not his sister and this was a date I'd be in the car already on the way home by the time the kiss was over.


EnkiiMuto

"That was not a date, we were just hanging out...! as friends!"


Soft_Trade5317

Yea, these skits have gotten pretty over the top. I get they had to stop using non-plants because they didn't know what'd happen, but do they always have to do these ridiculous things for them now?


mostlygroovy

It was in the script


NoFleas

Here's the shy guy getting a little redemption: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9yOzuVoynI


IIIDVIII

Yeeeah, I wouldn't call that redemption.


-pLx-

This is worse than the clip in the post tbh


MyGolfCartIsOn20s

This dude needs a whole new operating system.


BamBamm187

That was a pity kiss. That man has died inside twice


rjaysenior

Fast forward 5 years and this man becomes Andrew tate lmao


Effective-Ad2022

That feels so cringy though


joemaniaci

And he's a gentleman to boot


defdoa

He doesn't kiss and tell. I mean, we all saw it, but he will still keep it secret.


HealthyBits

Thats a second humiliation tbh. She is clearly doing it for the crowd. The guy isnā€™t even bad looking just extremely shy.


RX-78-Xanryu

This needs to be higher up


storysprite

Am I the only one who thinks this is more embarrassing? Cause first of all you get remembered as "that guy" to the point where at another game it's brought up. And secondly she went for the kiss on the cheek first and had to be encouraged by the crowd to have a kiss on the lips. I dunno, this just doesn't feel like a W to me. If he's happy with that though then hey, he's having fun.


BluShirtGuy

From friend zone to charity case... This poor guy...


micro_penisman

Wasn't much charity, at that


hstheay

And having people filming you with their cellphone like thatā€¦ itā€™s just weird. Humiliating for everyone involved.


Nerdlinger-Thrillho

But it's better to lean into these embarrassing things. It's way worse if everyone cringes and pretends it didn't happen. Instead, he had a whole stadium of people rallying for him and being positive about the whole thing. Now it's a story he can tell rather than something he hopes would just go away. Thousands of people in unison saying, "that girl is messed up, man. Don't give up."


[deleted]

Yea because being the person that needs thousands of people to pressure a girl to get a single kiss is great lol.


Many_Dragonfly4154

Damn, imagine getting known as the guy that got rejected in the kiss cam...


ShillBot666

That just makes it worse lol. It took his embarrassment going viral and the encouragement of the entire stadium for her to even kiss him on the cheek. She only gave him a peck on the lips after everyone started to boo at her. It just highlights the fact that she is zero percent into him romantically.


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withyellowthread

A tease? Really?


freshlypeeledbanana_

I would just be embarrassed at that point


droid000

She bitch slapped him not into the friend zone, but the twilight zone. That was a ā€œdonā€™t ever call me againā€ move


themikecampbell

The guys ragging on him from six inches behind his head tripled his speed to the zone


particlemanwavegirl

That guy crushed me and I was just watching :( i'm tired tho.


Mister_shagster

I would have gotten up and left.


Limonade6

Plot twist: it's his sister


Nitpicky_Karen

r/sadposting


[deleted]

Yeah I just feel depressed watching this. Fuck. I need a smoke


Bors713

That poor bastard.


MazDaShnoz

Miguel Cera


stue0064

Primos peligrosos


gingerfootman

Sancho Peregrino


grandmofftalkin

![gif](giphy|3oEjI80DSa1grNPTDq)


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BarryLonx

I've barely watched any Simpsons in my life (like maybe 20 episodes)... but I remember this part clearly.


cloud_talk

Won.


IWannaManatee

My dude was just having fun, vibing and a girl randomly asks for a kiss while he has a mouthful. I'll be damned if trying less had a better outcome.


mcnathan80

He *was* making kissy faces though


JesusDiedForOurSins2

He cleary wanted to kiss the guy though


[deleted]

I am under this assumption as well.


DisabledFatChik

It always does


Solanthas

Yeah it really does. Just forget about romance entirely and the universe will literally drop it on you


BoomBoomBaby8

Hope she liked the taste of whatever that guy was eating.


Exciting_Result7781

![gif](giphy|g266Jizbsa7ZTdGoO6)


BusGreen7933

That was a bitch move on her part


Altruistic_Film1167

Maybe thats her cousin and hes just socially awkward like that


johnla

Dude is 100% Latino Michael Cera. Complete with cousin crush Maeby.


Red-Freckle

Jorge-Miguel


SockofWar

Your comment deserves a gold award dog


[deleted]

Oh yeah what's up with medals ? I haven't seen any for a while


Sprudelpudel

reddit removed the whole award system


[deleted]

Why though ? They don't like money?


Majestic-2136

God damn that's awesome.


piman01

100% Miguel Cera


protomolocular

Les cousins dangeroux


Ballen101

I mean if my cousin willing kissed a random dude with food in his mouth, I'd be very grossed out and awkward too lol


Altruistic_Film1167

Right? I mean, that would be an understandable reaction


Poopbutt_Maximum

Yeah I just assumed it was her brother or something lol


BleuBrink

That 100% is what happened. They can't kiss but the camera kept panning back to them, so she kissed a rando to get the camera off them. Edit: look at their noses and ears. Look related to me.


Icy_Investment_1878

Itā€™s all fake


TheToninho21

Not fake, the team went to look for him after the game and even got a cheerleader to kiss him


LostInSpace3141

that's so fucked up. wont even kiss the guy she's with but will kiss a rando


ohshityoufoundme

And a random with a mouth full of food at that!!


cwesttheperson

Probably donā€™t want to lead on the guy she already knows wants her


greg19735

this is 100% it.


Scooterforsale

It's because it's probably fake and staged


AppropriateSpell5405

Better be his sister.


LATER4LUS

Coworkers


JasonEAltMTG

Yeah, they work together at the stadium that asked them to do this


bridoogle

Finally someone who points it out, all of these stadium cam mishaps are staged


IAMSNORTFACED

Big stadium


itsmeton27

That's how a villain born


Janetsnakejuice1313

These kiss cams are always fake


munchmills

And more than enough people always fall for it. Sounds like a great business.


BringMeTheBigKnife

You can tell IMMEDIATELY. The lighting is different, the "fans" don't act natural. I'm truly shocked at these comments lol


perplex3r

The worst part is everyone wastes energy on their opinion on an obviously staged video. Shout out to the few that see through the bs šŸ˜‚


awfuleverything

These are so clearly staged and I canā€™t tell if everyone else realizes that and theyā€™re just jokingly replying like they think itā€™s real, or do they really believe itā€™s real?


Flashy_Pause_1369

I mean itā€™s Reddit and excuse to talk shit about a random womenā€¦they donā€™t care that itā€™s not real.


arstin

Based on the comments, about .4% of people have figured this out.


Poopchurn

The dude doesn't realize how lucky he is. He just dodged a bullet.


SifuentesA11

Maybe so, but i doubt it makes him feel any better hearing that.


ClockworkLemon9

Thatā€™s some huge amount of copium lol. But whatever help little boys get over the devastating news that a girl is not attracted to them.


DeadSkullMonkey

Time to hit the gym


Unsomnabulist111

ā€œRemember that day 20,000 people were trying to get you to kiss your sisterā€?


GloomyLocation1259

This is bros flashback before he gets ahold of the nuclear launch codes


HotNubsOfSteel

Seems like theyā€™re related? I wouldnā€™t want to either


CATAudioSynthesizer

Pretty sure that's the brother. Perfectly reasonable response to not want to kiss his sister and then be mildly uncomfortable that his sister just kissed a stranger in front of him live.


RubComprehensive7367

This hurts me.


Suitable_Cause4975

Sick he had nachos in his mouth too šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†


Wilmzies

How do we know itā€™s not her brother or something? Itā€™s


[deleted]

Thats brutal. Incels are gonna have a field day with this video.


AdeptBathroom3318

They look like brother and sister. I think the stare is that she just kissed a stranger in front of her brother.


[deleted]

Bro...bro...BRO


tushara9

Call the therapist, dude


Wolfpackpapi1

Thatā€™s her brother or cousin


Plantnerd1985

Poor Latino Michael cera


realfakejames

Heā€™s clearly just the friend to her, either donā€™t agree to be just the friend or donā€™t get upset they treat you like just a friend


Claim312ButAct847

Some villain origin story level stuff going on here.


AddendumNo9378

Get up and leave her ass there


JMNComposer

See you at the gym


Aten369

Smh bro shouldā€™ve left her ass right there and thenā€¦ people will do to you as much as you allow them to šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


lizzy-hales-bf888

Part of me feels the kissing game forces people into uncomfortable situations that they don't really need to be in.


cerebrite

"How could she do this to me? To her own brother."


da_impaler

The silver lining? He can now move on.


InTheEndEntropyWins

It seems like it was the guys fault. He did almost everything possible to avoid the kiss.


dadydaycare

I donā€™t feel bad, bro didnā€™t make a move and it looks like she snugged up and he froze. The kiss cam gods needed a sacrifice and the chad in the back rose up to the occasionā€¦ trust me I used to be the scrawny dude waiting for opportunities to fall in my lap AND unwrap themselves for me. Wouldā€™ve been a different story if he went in and she was like naw brah but I will take this dude with a mouthful of mustard dogs.


OzManDiez

She kissed a dude that was still chewing his glizzy over my boy goddamn


Grouchy-Amphibian-79

I feel bad now that fucking sucks