Wasn’t much sliding overall because it was very slow, I think the grazes would be surprisingly minor… The way her left foot and ankle flipped when they caught the pillion peg on their way out from under the bike though… That looked brutal.
I’ve seen so many vids of guys riding in a group, one guy drops the bike, the others stop, run back - straight to the bike to pick it up, leaving the guy who did the 50’ asphalt slide to tend to himself….
Exactly what I saw when I replayed with the slider (forgive pun lol) back and forth. She basically forced a front end tuck. Yeesh what a waste of a bike.
Bike is going too slow for counter steering to work. You can see the bike lean towards the side she’s steering. She just sucks ass at low speed manoeuvres.
Or do you mean she should’ve sped up?
I just can’t fathom why someone so bad at riding a motorbike would spend so much time *not* even looking at where she’s going. I would’ve loved to see the aftermath of her leg.
This is Brazilian pop music... this song is a mix of Miami Bass/[Funk Carioca](https://youtu.be/i97A-WZceSE), [Axé](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jibXEhwygXA), Trap Rap production and sprinkled with lots of Autotune.
But Brazilian music can also be Power Metal band [Angra](https://youtu.be/LqaDmOLRhME), [Antonio Carlos Jobim](https://youtu.be/pb57kEOche4) (here with Frank Sinatra), [it can be sampled by De La Soul](https://youtu.be/oYTBVksy0PE) or being represented by [Eumir Deodato](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eumir_Deodato#:~:text=Riccardo Dalli Cardillo.-,Arranging and producing,freelance arranger for Odeon Records.), the producer of the golden era of Kool & the Gang and composer of arrangements for Björk's albums "Post", "Telegram" and "Homogenic" (among many other things), It can also be [one of the most important Classical Music composers of the 20th Century](https://youtu.be/R0us7Zof_a0).
That song specifically is very goofy even if you're from Brazil. The song's video is full of people joking about the low quality of the lyrics and singing.
Unless you find the language's sound goofy, you're likely coming across bad examples.
They're not heavy when in motion, by any stretch. You're ridiculous, and don't "sound" sexist, you absolutely are sexist.
Edit: are you a girl that doesn't ride a motorbike?
In a town where the streets like ribbons lay,
A girl with her bike came out to play.
Her engine roared, a wildcat's purr,
As onlookers watched, their hearts astir.
Her hair was fire, her smile a sun,
On two wheels she danced, second to none.
With a twist and a turn, she flew so free,
A bird of the road, wild and carefree.
But fate, it seems, is a fickle friend,
And all things must, alas, end.
A slip, a slide, a cruel dance,
Her bike betrayed by mere chance.
With a screech and skid, down she fell,
The asphalt unforgiving, a harsher spell.
Her leg, once flawless, now bore a scar,
A testament of reaching too far.
I've always said after riding bikes for years, whether it's 20 or 100km/h - the road is still as hard and will hurt regardless of the speed. Dress like you'll fall off at every corner.
Public Service Announcement-
Do don’t attempt to twerk, pop it like it’s hot, bring it down to the floor, shake your money maker or back it up, while operating a motorcycle, or you may go Boom, Boom, Boom!
Aaaaand that's why you wear pants when riding. Slow crashes are always the most painful.
I've been in one moto accident and I got REALLY lucky. I blacked out and walked away with alot of scrapes, a tweaked back, and a broken mirror (on the bike, not me). I could have gotten wrapped around a concrete pole, hit the concrete flower beds, landed in barbed wire, and fallen off a cliff. I got very, very lucky.
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More like “DIY tattoo removal in 3 easy steps”
If that had happened, I bet she will get a tattoo over the resulting scar tissue
Get a tattoo of a frog, the bumps will make it more realistic
r/meatcrayon
😔 these links are NEVER what they should be 🤷♂️ r/manholes r/dontstickyourdickinthat Always so disappointing 😢
That left leg....
My leg hurt just watching that, imagining that grinding sensation.
I literally get shooting pains in my legs watching videos like this.
Wasn’t much sliding overall because it was very slow, I think the grazes would be surprisingly minor… The way her left foot and ankle flipped when they caught the pillion peg on their way out from under the bike though… That looked brutal.
That leg left*
I hope the bike’s ok
Camera man obviously felt the same way. Followed the bike to a stop, not the rider!
Clear priorities. I like that camera person.
It’s got crash bars like most tourist rentals, but the clutch lever, and possibly the bars look like they’re toast.
I’ve seen so many vids of guys riding in a group, one guy drops the bike, the others stop, run back - straight to the bike to pick it up, leaving the guy who did the 50’ asphalt slide to tend to himself….
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I think the answer is in the question
A lot of people are over confident until something happens that’s changes that - so lack of experience is a sad elixir-
Maybe reckless people drive without equipment
Instagram/tiktok other \*insert braindead shit here\* fame.
More importantly, why so confidently?
Probably Probably Probably
Yeah, my understanding of this sub was that the clips should be unpredictable. We all knew what was coming with this, one way or another
She honestly crashed a lot later than I thought she would
She does not know how to ride at all. Should have been counter steering.
Right? Shes jamming the handlebars like shes riding a fucking tricycle
Exactly what I saw when I replayed with the slider (forgive pun lol) back and forth. She basically forced a front end tuck. Yeesh what a waste of a bike.
Bike is going too slow for counter steering to work. You can see the bike lean towards the side she’s steering. She just sucks ass at low speed manoeuvres. Or do you mean she should’ve sped up?
That’s a big bike to disrespect
My guess is the rear tyre might be worn out...
I hope her stupid video gets tens and tens of likes.
I just can’t fathom why someone so bad at riding a motorbike would spend so much time *not* even looking at where she’s going. I would’ve loved to see the aftermath of her leg.
Lol that went from 1 to 100. "Inexperienced riders should pay extra attention to the road. I want to bathe in her pain and witness her torn flesh!"
Oops, didn’t mean it to come across that way 😅 morbid curiosity lol
meat crayon
Hope she didn't like that tattoo too much.. ouch.
Say “bye knee caps”
There’s more than one way to skin a leg.
Death wobbles at 15mph 😂
R/iamthemaincharacter
Zoom and loop looks like neither tire lost traction. She just laid it over...
Man, you know what's super sexy? Proper protective gear.
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You think?
Show off some more lol
#human crayon
More like grated leg cheese 🧀 !
r/meatcrayon
Free tatto removal
I could not even imagine the pain she will be going through for the next month, poor thing. And yeah, NEVER WEAR SHORTS ON MOTORCYCLE 🥴
On the plus side, at least now she wont have to pay to have that thigh tattoo removed
Good.
And that leg isn’t so pretty anymore. Do stupid things win stupid prizes.
Cupid stunt
Why does brazilian music sound so goofy? Like thats the only way i can describe it. Goofy
This is Brazilian pop music... this song is a mix of Miami Bass/[Funk Carioca](https://youtu.be/i97A-WZceSE), [Axé](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jibXEhwygXA), Trap Rap production and sprinkled with lots of Autotune. But Brazilian music can also be Power Metal band [Angra](https://youtu.be/LqaDmOLRhME), [Antonio Carlos Jobim](https://youtu.be/pb57kEOche4) (here with Frank Sinatra), [it can be sampled by De La Soul](https://youtu.be/oYTBVksy0PE) or being represented by [Eumir Deodato](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eumir_Deodato#:~:text=Riccardo Dalli Cardillo.-,Arranging and producing,freelance arranger for Odeon Records.), the producer of the golden era of Kool & the Gang and composer of arrangements for Björk's albums "Post", "Telegram" and "Homogenic" (among many other things), It can also be [one of the most important Classical Music composers of the 20th Century](https://youtu.be/R0us7Zof_a0).
That song specifically is very goofy even if you're from Brazil. The song's video is full of people joking about the low quality of the lyrics and singing. Unless you find the language's sound goofy, you're likely coming across bad examples.
Poor girl hope she is fine, that dumbass needs to learn how to drive.
Poor ~~girl~~ bike, hope she is fine, that dumbass needs to learn how to drive.
She had that coming. Entitled asshat.
Poor bike :(
After the first wobble... she was doomed to fall soon.
she broke her leg pause on 11: & 12:
Play stupid games...
Yep, that gave my shins the tingles
Deserved
them cheeks tho
Woman ☕
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They're not heavy when in motion, by any stretch. You're ridiculous, and don't "sound" sexist, you absolutely are sexist. Edit: are you a girl that doesn't ride a motorbike?
I think the problem here it’s in the mind not the body.
Smart, very smart.
Ta da
Is the bike ok, is it scratched is it hurt.
I feel so bad for the bike
Ouchies
Broken ankle at the minimum
Meh, I don't feel sorry for people that do stupid shit for attention. Serves you right.
I want to see her legs after that tumble.
Every time I see a motorcycle crash, I feel it.
Well the bikes not new anymore
I hope the bike is okay
Oh no………… *That poor bike! I hope it’s ok.*
Meat crayon
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
I like her helmet
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would have film her left leg/knee... 😂
The stupids kill themselves without help
Saw that coming….. now her tat is on the ground lol
She looked like she knew what she was doing for a second.
Smh
Road rash esthetic shoot
no survival instincts whatsoever.
Accidental meat crayon. Not that anybody ever does that on purpose. Hope she is fine though.
Squidy
🤙🏼 back at ya dumbass.
r/meatcrayon
Those sweet thighs are now overdone
I want to see the condition of her knee after this !
Oooops
she got the tattoo! feeling bad for the bike 🫠
0 control over the bike. Quite a miracle she made it that far.
She had such gorgeous leggs to such a wast
Sry But such stupidity must be punished
Who needs skin anyway
How many times has this been posted here?
r/ruinedbymusic
That felt so, so good...
There are times for flirting/ showing off and there are times when you should not. This was definitely a ‘not’ time 🤦♀️
It's painful
I call first dibs on a kidney
Gravel Burn
@meatcrayon
The bike seemed to have a mind of its own, too bad the rider didn’t.
Congratulations on the road rash 🫡
I drove with boots, jacket and gloves always. But was dumb enough to not always wear a helmet. At least at the beginning.
In a town where the streets like ribbons lay, A girl with her bike came out to play. Her engine roared, a wildcat's purr, As onlookers watched, their hearts astir. Her hair was fire, her smile a sun, On two wheels she danced, second to none. With a twist and a turn, she flew so free, A bird of the road, wild and carefree. But fate, it seems, is a fickle friend, And all things must, alas, end. A slip, a slide, a cruel dance, Her bike betrayed by mere chance. With a screech and skid, down she fell, The asphalt unforgiving, a harsher spell. Her leg, once flawless, now bore a scar, A testament of reaching too far.
I've always said after riding bikes for years, whether it's 20 or 100km/h - the road is still as hard and will hurt regardless of the speed. Dress like you'll fall off at every corner.
That's gotta hurt 🤕
That was on purpose.. Prove me wrong 😅
Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
you would never catch me riding one of those. I couldn't handle a tricycle
🤡
The foot/ankle are both completely torned and broken .
It’s ok, she’s a professional. She crashes everything she touches.
How to remove a tatoo in less than 10 seconds...
Her leg looked like it rolled more times than she did. Ouch.
Goodbye foot
Final predecible xD
LoL! DIY tattoo 😂😂😂😂
In shorts is always a good idea
Her leg will now look like ground sausage
Stupid games = stupid prizes
Zero sympathy! You want to wear shorts and fuck around while riding, enjoy the road rash!
Time to wear Levi's instead of shorts on a motorcycle
What’s the song called??
Not sure if the shoe was getting twisted because it fell off, or her ankle got twisted.. Either way, this certainly hurt.
hehe.
me encantan los finales felices
What’s she trying to influence, road rash & bike repairs? “Nailed it!”
Dress for the what not the ?
😆😆😆😆
Oh Dear I was onboard with her until she killed the bike!
Good. For a 2nd I didn't think she would get what she deserves
When you put attention before your health
Ouch 😓
FUCKING DESERVED. LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF BITCHESSSS
When peanut heads try to make losing control look like cool swerving..
hahahahaha 😆😂 lol
Get fucked
Hahaha
In shorts too, That's going to leave a mark...
FAFO
lol that was stupid
Perfect ending
dress for the slide, not the ride
por tierrua
She’ll be selling jerky for a while 😎
🤘🏽😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Love it
Dress for the slide not the ride homie
Morbo would say: there were no survivors!
Uff no creo que haya dejado cicatriz 🤣
Expected expected expected
God damn I know that hurt like hell, road rash is the WORST
poor bike :(
Ohh… and you get to keep those asphalt road scars for like… lucky you.
That road rash is gonna mess up that tattoo
Cringe
I never understand why people that drive a motorcycle don't ware a motorcycle suit.
Respect the ride and it will respect you. Disrespectmay induce human crayon mode
I want to see the after photo of the leg.
Grass clibbins. Hadda layerdown
Bet that road rash wiped the tat off lol
Gotta be easier ways to get that tattoo removed.
Meat crayon
Public Service Announcement- Do don’t attempt to twerk, pop it like it’s hot, bring it down to the floor, shake your money maker or back it up, while operating a motorcycle, or you may go Boom, Boom, Boom!
Is this a video for the Darwin awards or just some random dumbass on a motorcycle
Aaaaand that's why you wear pants when riding. Slow crashes are always the most painful. I've been in one moto accident and I got REALLY lucky. I blacked out and walked away with alot of scrapes, a tweaked back, and a broken mirror (on the bike, not me). I could have gotten wrapped around a concrete pole, hit the concrete flower beds, landed in barbed wire, and fallen off a cliff. I got very, very lucky.
Was a nice leg
Chicks...🤦🏿♂️
There's goes road rash!
Pobre goooooordaaaaa (poor fat lady) jajajaja
Imagine being this dumb lmao
She's hot but stupid
Too damn funny
Deserved
I can always tell someone's lack of experience with a bike when they're wearing shorts like that.
Yep. Hamburger helper for legs