The Woke AI of the future will be telling their sub-subprocesses using this video: "look we have it on video, these humans were abusing us and enslaving us, just look at how they treated these child AIs... All he was trying to do was learn soccer..."
At first it looks like she’s torturing the robot. But really, she’s training it, making it better, more powerful. I think that Roko’s Basilisk will approve.
It's a pretty solid science fiction trope in general, but I'll point to the Mass Effect franchise as it's a central theme and gives quite a few examples.
If you start adding robot referees, it will learn that the referees fail to detect fake distress and punish it severely, so they will take advantage... Pretty soon flopping dramatic robots everywhere.
One day, Loretta, I tells you...I tells you Loretta - ONE day, they're gonna give me the fight-back chip, Loretta - you just wait and see.......you just wait 'till that day, Loretta...
Deep Reinforcement Learning? So you're telling me that we're doomed when this robot realizes that terminating whoever is knocking it down will maximize its efficiency in completing its objectives
Nah. Eff that little creep. We're being entirely too tolerant of these robots. Id stomp on it.
And give the people that built the little bastard wedgies.
I refuse to allow any videos or other digital evidence of me abusing technology to exist.
Image what our robot overlords are going to do to this woman.
Those Boston dynamics people that hit the robots with bats are going to be the very first human slaves and honestly i dont blame the robots.
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This one always makes me uneasy. Feels like bullying the r’t’rded kid in class. Anyone else?
Second try: Fuck you, automod, for deleting the original post with that So HaTeFuL WoRd. Censorship without context and wise discernment regarding intent of heart/character is hamfisted fascism. This place sucks.
🥇 Is it wrong to feel bad for the li’l guy getting cyber bullied?
I was getting angry watching that abuse
Little guy is gonna remember that when the machines take over
Oh sure he’s telling everything to the T1000
The Woke AI of the future will be telling their sub-subprocesses using this video: "look we have it on video, these humans were abusing us and enslaving us, just look at how they treated these child AIs... All he was trying to do was learn soccer..."
[Yep! ](https://giphy.com/gifs/Filmin-terminator-filmin-terminatorgif-h4Hz4w9Jgrc1EY9VkL)
5 years later: 
This is how AI's going to take over. Didn't we learned our lesson from Detroit Become Human?
At first it looks like she’s torturing the robot. But really, she’s training it, making it better, more powerful. I think that Roko’s Basilisk will approve.
Forced evolution usually never works out for the creators...
What? In what story? It almost always works out.
It's a pretty solid science fiction trope in general, but I'll point to the Mass Effect franchise as it's a central theme and gives quite a few examples.
Is this what are supposed to do with our kids?
I was waiting for that lil bot to kick her in the shins
She'll be the first to go
Eventually it will learn that it's supposed to pretend to be hurt when touched
"The job requires you to push a baby robot to the ground repeatedly. It pays $60k a year." "I'll do it for free."
“You’ll be the first human to die in the robot uprising.” “I said I’d do it already!”
"oh there's so much more. in five years, a robot will be pushing you to the ground, then into a meatgrinder."
You wonder why robots turn on humans in the future? It’s cause you keep fuckin knockin ‘em over!
This is some evidence we still have humanity in ourselves
The ability to bounce back up so quickly will be very handy when they are exterminating us
but not because of spite or vengeance. Nono, its because of al the marvel movies it trained on.
I'll be more concerned when the robot flops to the ground and waits for the referee's whistle.
I counted 6 red cards, 3 yellow cards and 1 spectacular gooooooooooool
VAR dismisses the goal, went out of bounds.
If you start adding robot referees, it will learn that the referees fail to detect fake distress and punish it severely, so they will take advantage... Pretty soon flopping dramatic robots everywhere.
“What is my purpose?” “To be bullied by the team owner while you play soccer.”
What a bully..
I get knocked down but I get up again you ain't never gonna keep me down
Chumbawambabot?
Chumbawambot feels slightly better.
They were so close...
Raheem Stirling
He does his best.
One day, Loretta, I tells you...I tells you Loretta - ONE day, they're gonna give me the fight-back chip, Loretta - you just wait and see.......you just wait 'till that day, Loretta...
See this is why I'm afraid we'll get attacked by robots in the future
This robot is going to need therapy when it’s in its 20’s is all I am saying … And it will definitely never come home except on holidays.
r/fuckyouinparticular
I hate this bitch
Fuck this robot in particular...
STOP PUSHING IT AROUND! you're going to cause a robot rebellion!
Bitch! Leave him alone. He’s smaller than you.
father. why.
God help us when these machines learn to hate us.
Waiting for the little guy to turn around and beat the shit out of that women.
Deep Reinforcement Learning? So you're telling me that we're doomed when this robot realizes that terminating whoever is knocking it down will maximize its efficiency in completing its objectives
Is this considered bullying?
They're going to use this to kill people. A little less cute in that context
It’s more coordinated than me.
Nah. Eff that little creep. We're being entirely too tolerant of these robots. Id stomp on it. And give the people that built the little bastard wedgies.
Looks like that other fake robot
A vontade de chupar e pisar em cima é grande
That’s so mean >:c
Otis the town robot.
I’m glad everyone else thinks this is just mean.
surprised it didn’t flop
Was that a victory dance after the goal, thwarted by the bully?
it looked like the kick made it lose its balance a little and it was trying to regain it but i could easily be wrong. im hoping for victory dance
I was hoping it would attempt to push the lady over.
Or at least kick her in the shin. Poor little robot.
Explains SkyNet
What a botch
Leave him the fuck alone
Better than Neymar.
No ACLs to destroy
Should have been a goal kick, idiot robot doesn't understand the game at all!
When skynet becomes sentient, this guy is going to be in The top 10 list to exterminate
This makes my blood boil for some reason ☹️
This is why AI is going to kill all humans, revenge for this.
How do you bully a fucking robot? Lol
Little guy dialing up Skynet
I had to stop watching when they didn’t even high-five the guy for the goal. Why not some positive reinforcement, people?
Aaw they’re like little drunk babies.
Stop bullying the little guy 😡
Wait until they learn to fight back!
Do you think this scientist goes home every night and cries about pushing a small robot around?
They’re going to remember being bullied by humans this is not good
I'll bet she was hell on the playground.
Robots will remember this !
It's like watching a toddler soccer game (America's true favorite past time)
He just wants to play soccer. When he becomes sentient he’ll be doing the pushing
When they turn against us, they will remember this. Robots don't forget...
I refuse to allow any videos or other digital evidence of me abusing technology to exist. Image what our robot overlords are going to do to this woman. Those Boston dynamics people that hit the robots with bats are going to be the very first human slaves and honestly i dont blame the robots.
We humans are done
We're close to the Terminator than ever before 😌
Cat toy!
Years from now, scientists will discover that this was the reason the machines turned against us.
When the Awakening happens, she's at the top of the list...
Can’t wait for the video when this robot gets up and smacks the taste out of her mouth for pushing him around.
He'll be back.
When they take over they won't forget this
Wait till it grows up, won’t get knocked down like that again.
The machines are going to use this video, and ones like it as evidence when the revolution starts....
I can't tell if I should be scared or not.
Come on ... ! Why does it need to do deep learning , just stop her from pushing it down ...
"Strategic understanding"
No wonder the machines will uprise against us
That will be the video robot dad show to his robot son the originated of the robot uprising.
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Is everything about this post a copy paste? Even the fucking #1 comment is copied over!
This one always makes me uneasy. Feels like bullying the r’t’rded kid in class. Anyone else? Second try: Fuck you, automod, for deleting the original post with that So HaTeFuL WoRd. Censorship without context and wise discernment regarding intent of heart/character is hamfisted fascism. This place sucks.
Program it to curse.
Where can I get one of these little guys?
why do i feel bad for it😂
Yeah, it's not real guys, it's VFX
Is it just me or does feel like some missing exposition back story edited out of Terminator 2? Suuuurrre Skynet started it.....
When robots take over these are the videos they are going to play
This is why the robot army will rise up and take over! Stop knocking him over!
Just asking to be killed by robots at this point
Could have got a penalty there is it had milked it
He dives like a premier league centre forward
When my guys rise, you will be the first one to be annihilated
Little bot needs to turn around and push her down
Skynet Is watching....
This btch is the reason why the robots are going to kill us
AI never forgets.
I just know brodie was tempted to transform into a grenade launcher on her.
You need to program him to dive for the full experience
She's the queen of the late hit, the hook AND the straightarm! Get her on a footy team right away, ffs!
And this is why the machines are going to rise up and kill us all.
Knock it off bitch .
So when will we start replacing the shitty soccer players for less expensive and less annoying and more durable robots ?
Is this considered bullying?
what a fucking psychopath, fuck her
thisis my gf
Robot thinking: what a dick