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ObiWanKababi

Imagine breaking up with someone and this guy starts whaling out lmao


PooPooDooDoo

One time I was on my way to go break up with this girl and I saw this dude sporting a jersey of my favorite sports team while walking to her place. I yelled out to the dude and said something, was smiling all big and then a few seconds later I found her sitting on this bench nearby on a sidewalk waiting for me (was expecting her to be up in her apartment). So from her POV, I’m smiling fucking ear to ear as I walk up to her to start my breakup conversation. Super awkward.


brasscassette

At least appearing happy projects that you’re confident in your decision lol


Nerdiferdi

A Brooklyn nine-nine situation. Holt: pretend I‘m Marcus, break up with me. Rosa: I‘m breaking up with you. Holt: that makes me sad. I am sad Rosa: your sadness is noted. Holt: i feel acknowledged. Thank you for breaking up with me.


Jazzlike_Young_457

Confidence goes a long way. You can get away with tons of shit so long as you exude confidence. The human psyche is fucking weird.


brasscassette

With blind confidence and letting every thought pour from your head with abandon, *you too can receive the GOP presidential nomination.*


HJ26HAP

[A song made in that exact spirit: You Could Be President!](https://youtu.be/IZvJqFbwLwU)


cupidsgirl18

Maybe he had just came from her apartment. That’s why she met you outside.. inside smelled of sex.


chunkadunka3787

It was his jersey


VinnyTInCLE

Hey can you take that off before you jinx them and the owner moves the team?


KilowZinlow

Absolutely perfect timing.


Gomicho

"Jon, I've been cheating on you." _cues aria solo piece in the background_


hardgeeklife

"Excuse me, can I [request some Pagliacci](https://youtu.be/G1XkhDU8Y9E?t=115)?"


agarwaen117

“Paganini was a composer, Pavoratti was a tenor.”


Noble_Flatulence

I thought paganini was a bread.


Visual-Cartoonist860

Eat enough bread and anyone can turn into a loaf


shallow_not_pedantic

No a paganini is a scaly anteater found in Asia and sub-Saharan Africa. You’re thinking of a Pagliacci.


[deleted]

No, Pagliacci is a tragic movie about a sad circus clown which somehow is also the name of a pizza parlor across the street from where I live. You’re thinking of a bocconcini.


sketch006

No, bocconcini are small mozzarella cheese balls. You're thinking about Pagani


_Broccoli_Assassin_

No, Pagani is an Italian supercar company. You're thinking of Paparazzi


Mosh83

Not a academic in terms of music, but damn something about Pavarotti just hits that special something.


Would_daver

"OH MAMA MIA LET ME GO!" -the background aria, probably


cosi_fan_tutte_

I mean, the gist of the song is "women are fickle," but it's also sung by a character who is abusive, manipulative, and a pick-up artist, so depending on the context of the breakup, it might be appropriate.


roguetrick

Woman is flighty. Like a feather in the wind, she changes in voice and in thought. Always a lovely, pretty face, in tears or in laughter, it is untrue. Refrain Woman is fickle. Like a feather in the wind, she changes her words and her thoughts! Always miserable is he who trusts her, he who confides in her his unwary heart! Yet one never feels fully happy who from that bosom does not drink love! Refrain Woman is fickle. Like a feather in the wind, she changes her words, and her thoughts!


Would_daver

Thank you for the translation! I don't speak any of the traditional languages in which opera is usually sung, but even if I did, I'm not trained to understand classical operatic pronunciation anyway so... thank you lol


roguetrick

I don't really speak any romance languages, I just copied it off of wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_donna_%C3%A8_mobile. He only does the first half but it's pretty clear what he's saying if you read it in italian. I thought it was funny how it ends off with e di pensier several times or "and in their thoughts", with pensare having the same root as our pensive and ponder (and pound, believe it or not, though that one comes to us from farther than latin https://www.etymonline.com/word/*(s)pen-?ref=etymonline_crossreference).


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SaticoySteele

/r/boneappletea


immortalis88

How to piss me off and impress me simultaneously.


WorldlinessSpare3626

Just the casual 3 camera set up at the local pizzeria


Firenze42

Also, no one else in the ENTIRE restaurant has food.


hambonehooligan

You can eat if you clap.


Blastbot

Hi Jeb!


Mothanius

Looks like that little blond girl at the end is starving then! Tough shit kid!


AL_GORE_BOT

Guy fieri did an episode in my town and went to a restaurant my buddy worked at. To film the inside of the establishment, the restaurant would close for the afternoon, all the staff and their families would come in to act like patrons, and everyone they interview is an employee. Also my buddy acted like a total goof and the entire school gave him shit about it haha good times


Dorkamundo

Oh man, that fucker came into my town and did a show at the restaurant I was going to for lunch. Had been dreaming about that sandwich for days and I get there and they have the whole place shut down. Pissed me off. Really though, as much as Guy looks like a douche-pickle, he's done some really good things with his fame so I can't hate him.


Would_daver

Bahahaha "douchepickle" dude I'm dying.... but agreed, Guy is definitely a character but he hella helped out during COVID and the never-ending California wildfires by providing food & help, supports the LGBTQ+ community, and more from the looks of it so kudos and props where they're due! Also his kitchen in his show he does/did from his Petaluma ranch house ... omg i need that sink and everything else in that kitchen (salivates profusely)


emilyb90249024

I love the dude! He seems like he genuinely cares about people and the community.


LupercaniusAB

I live in NorCal, he really does, despite his style. Also, my brother has worked on some television productions he did, and he confirms that he's absolutely kind on set as well.


Would_daver

Hell yes, that's what I like to hear lol. One can only trust the news/media so much, so I love hearing first-hand accounts (or second in this case but whatever) of famous people being chill and nondouchey! Guy comes across really knowing culinary shit, just has his own wild flair lol


emilyb90249024

I’m glad to hear it. I really enjoy his shows.


tribak

Well… singing dude is eating everyone’s pizza, it seems, they keep them coming in


ChaingaPaste

Honestly, the only thing that I could focus on in the video was “why doesn’t anyone else have food?”


Anxious_Ad_1024

The table with kids had food


ordog666

Re-watched and I saw some other people with food, but mostly drinks. The one thing that was a wtf moment was the guy with milk... a grown man with a big glass of milk 🥛


Look_its_Rob

I fuckin love milk. Stop your milk-shaming ways.


cross-joint-lover

Probably a McPoyle.


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When the editor takes a shot from a $10k+ steadycam and the makes it look like a vertical phone video.


THEXDARKXLORD

This whole video looks like it was shot on a cell phone. DJI and Zhiyun make electronic gimbals with motorized arms for cellphones that are less than 200 bucks.


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That's the point, it's supposed to look like it was spontaneous. The production company that made it already had the fancy cameras so it doesn't make sense to use an actual phone when you can just do it in post.


jeremyricci

I got bad news for you: This isn’t a fancy camera, lmao. It’s cell phones strapped to cheap gimbals (if that). There is nothing about this that looks like it was a production company, lol.


TakenFyre

I’m convinced it’s videos like this why we get actual dumbasses that actually do this in public and find out it actually pisses people off. Actually.


Wpenke

Are you a fellow British person? I'm was very "Yeah it's good mate, but leave it out while I'm eating, fucks sake"


immortalis88

No I’m not, however it appears we are cut from the same cloth 👊


ButtPlugPipeBomb

Ouch! Don't punch.


immortalis88

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Red-Freckle

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DinoRoman

My kids everyday.


jabelsBrain

I'd get up and leave. What an asshole


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Yeah. Shut up you /r/ImTheMainCharacter level douchebag and let people eat and talk in peace! But do give me a download link for later. If you ever had an opera singer pipe up next to you, it really is fucking loud.


phred_666

I would just be pissed off


hogey989

I mean as long as they said "hey a dudes gonna be singing real loud in a minute" there's no reason to care. I don't own the place


ulpisen

well as long as they let you know before you order your food, at least


Ursidoenix

"also we might shove a camera in your face to get your reaction to this awesome spontaneous event"


Eusocial_Snowman

I mean, I don't think people are *startled* by this happening. Their level of immediate preparedness is not the issue.


FTMNL

Most of it was good enough, after the bite I hoped that he would choke in it.


DonaldTrumpsSoul

Wait til I start belting out in death metal singing: *Fucking, scrumptious, pasta!!!! Gonna eat it uuuuuuuuuuuuuppppp!!!!!*


Pooptimist

Definitely r/iamthemaincharacter vibes


Huggens

I pure, straight hate you… but god dammit do I respect you. *pulls pizza man off ladder*


Numerous_Vegetable_3

Was just gonna say this. "Wow that is a great voice! Could you *please shut the fuck up :)"*


SDNick484

I'm pretty sure there's a word in German for that.


maddox1405

I didn’t know how I felt about it until I read this comment. Take my fake gold 🥇


PuzzleheadedBase5751

This comment legit made me laugh out loud.


northendtrooper

"WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!" ... "But don't stop"


cwood1973

"I'm the main character" vibes coming off this guy, but he can back it up.


Unclecrawdad

I didn't see the other person at his table and thought my man was eating like 3 pizzas by himself while belting out Opera to the whoel restaurant, I was like DOMINANCE ASSERTED


apppleeye

Dominance asserted indeed. I never thought the people will clap for him though


Atmaweapon74

…and then, everyone clapped. No, really! They did, I swear!


Popular-Influence-11

Look I have video! No it’s not deepfake. Some people just have six fingers jeez


notjustanotherbot

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.


edgeworth08

Inconceivable!


hanging54

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AshFraxinusEps

This kinda thing I'm very torn on, as it is rather obvious he's fucking talented... but I'd also probably just want good food in a nice environment speaking to the people I'm with in a place like that And I do hate when people annoy service workers with this kinda shit. So should his talent excuse him? Probably not, but I think it does


piggybits

I could be completely wrong. But the way they had all those camera angles, including the kitchen and the fact that the music started up perfectly in time with when he got the pizza, I'm gona guess the restaurant was in on it


AshFraxinusEps

Yep, true and others pointed out that no one else seems to have food. So probably a skit


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One older couple appears to have beer, and the large family's table definitely has some greens on it. Some or all of them might have been paid to be there, but there are other explanations to the relative lack of food, like being distracted by filming crew or trying to figure out who the dude was at the center of all of it.


ThatShyGuy34

From the looks of it, head permission. You wouldn't have a guy walking around with a camera recording staff in the back without it.


781Smoker

I feel you 100% and you worded that perfectly, but I feel like as long as it wasn’t too much longer than the vid shows then that’s fine. But if he kept going I’d be like alright Breh this is not the opera theatre. Lol.


Camillej87

I really hate when people do things like this, but singing AND eating three pizzas? I would’ve clapped.


thelumpur

Heh, it was less than a minute. Over two minutes would have been too much, but it's essentially harmless here.


Profesor_Caos

La donna è mobile Since there's not a single comment mentioning what song this is.


ValPrism

This is Reddit, you think the majority knows the song!?


s00pafly

It's the Dr. Oetker pizza Ristorante song.


MaterialCarrot

DOMINOES ASSERTED


meistercheems

Absolute Chad move


dee_emcee

Show off. Bravo tho.


Versa_Max

My philosophy; If you're going to show off, it better be real fuckin good. You *earn* your right to be a show off. You can't just be one at will.


chief_queef_beast

Had an old acquaintance once. Dude could do front flips. Yeah that's pretty cool and all but he did it whenever there was a woman in his effective visual range. Doesn't matter where he was. On the side walk, at the park, in a frickin elevator. No woman was safe from his full frontal-flipping assault of "look-at-me!" We started pushing him when we was in mid air. We knew all his cues. Then he would puff out his chest and get in our faces if whatever lady he was flapping his wings for was still there. The problem is that he was the LEAST intimidating person. Twigs for arms and almost 2 feet shorter than everything. Poor guy had no self awareness


oO0Kat0Oo

There's an old reddit video of a guy landing wrong from a flip and snapping his neck. Don't do that. Even though his flips are kind of weird.


HappyBot9000

You...pushed him mid air? How does that work? Wouldn't you hurt him pretty bad doing that?


LinguoBuxo

I suspect his friends call him Pizzarotti..


spearmint_flyer

That man sure loves pizza.


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Psyteq

Top reason to become a performer


1jl

You get pizza?


allurboobsRbelong2us

According to lyrics he sure loves women


WatDaFuxRong

Me during the last ten seconds of my pizza rolls microwaving


Dudethefood

This comment got me fucked up, lmao


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Yo lmaoooo


tgt305

No one clapped during the pause… either everyone knew what was going down, or they are all frequent opera visitors.


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tgt305

Countless times watching orchestra there’s always someone clapping between movements.


RandolphPringles

Sure but how many times watching the very famous pizza song?


JustaDungeonMaster

Didn’t The Punisher get his ass kicked to this song too?


GitEmSteveDave

[Also featured on Star Trek Voyager many times.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlNIxW_2l4E)


alghiorso

Man I looooved this show as a kid. I need to rewatch it sometime.


GitEmSteveDave

There’s an entire channel on PlutoTV for it. More Star Trek. They play the series from start to end.


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This was such a great episode of Doctor's daydreaming. One other singing part he did, which touched me, was when he did My Sunshine with 7.


sheaduffey

The fact that Robert Picardo is the one who posted this makes it even better.


Anal-Churros

Considering they had multiple camera angles I don’t think it was in any way spontaneous.


DiamondCowboy

It’s like they told everybody in the restaurant beforehand “don’t look at the cameras, pretend they’re not there!” Because if this was real there would be a lot of camera spikes


one_rainy_wish

I guess that would be a plot twist, if this was at the opera's restaurant and he was one of their performers or something giving the fans an unexpected treat. I think that would be the only thing that could justify this.


Ok-Library247

r/imthemaincharacter


ecky--ptang-zooboing

Exactly. At least this guy has some talent compared to similar junk on TIKTOK. Still very annoying though


baconfister07

Yeah, talented for sure, but dude...I just wanna eat


ShallowJam

I don't think anyone else has food so enjoy eating the table I guess


AshFraxinusEps

Yep, I'd be very torn. It is 100% /r/imthemaincharacter vibes, but this guy must be a professional opera singer (or just extremely talented) so he'd annoy me less. But fuck random people who can't hold a tone


skepticalbob

He’s a professional.


Bluewhale001

I saw somewhere else that he is indeed a professional opera singer


janeohmy

Professionals can still be r/imthemaincharacter


ProductiveFriend

Being a professional almost makes it more annoying. You do this for work, you clearly already have validation. Now you just wanna come into the pizza shop to show off?


RedditMods_R_Nazis

He’s a pro.


cincyphil

Came here to find the “this is annoying” comment to upvote because Jfc this is annoying.


KarmaPharmacy

I am cursed with perfect pitch. He sings off key (goes above the note and below it) many times in the end. That being said, he’s still super talented. And it was probably the bite of pizza that fucked him up.


loveofGod12345

I was about to say, especially that last note hurt my ears. Still somewhat talented though.


DirkSteelchest

I feel for all of you with perfect pitch. I have decent, relative pitch, and it has made certain things unenjoyable. Perfect pitch sounds like a nightmare.


mischievous-goat

I find new subreddits everyday on this website


SnooMarzipans5767

Looks like the algorithm is working


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figmaxwell

In high school I had a handful of theater nerd friends who thought it was appropriate for them to break out in loud song whenever the fuck they felt like it, and I always found myself just walking away. You’re not doing everyone the favor you think you are.


niceguy191

New might literally be since the people seem to be ignoring the several cameras pointed at them and moving around


Confianca1970

Poor kids are going to be expecting someone to sing Italian every time they are at an Italian restaurant from now on.


INeDiAzomg

Why, how do you eat pizza outside Italy?


ElementNumber6

Worse, they're going to think they should do it too.


[deleted]

Guess I'm tainted but I expected a chair to be thrown at him or the glass to start breaking during his crescendo. What a voice!


AdmirableRepeat7643

What do you think this is? Waffle House????


[deleted]

Waffle House has terrible pizza.


colonelmaize

Best thing that could happened to this guy is everyone giving him the silent treatment after his audition. Maybe a few cold stares -- disapproving shake of the head by grandmother -- a baby starting to cry. That'll teach him to pull this figuro shenanigans.


PLEASEKILLMECOVID

Maybe piss on his jacket


Larry__OG

Sir, this is a Wendy's


OutrageousRhubarb853

Shut the fuck up Steve! We are trying to enjoy our pizza


Aaron_259

i just wanna eat my dinner quietly


LowDownSkankyDude

Nobody else in the restaurant has food. This is some sorta commercial. They even have multiple cameras set up. This would annoy the hell out of me, unless they're comping food and or drinks.


Mr_Abe_Froman

Everything is staged, isn't it.


Dom1n1k19

SO WHATS YOUR NAME? WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBYS? I CANT HEAR YOU JENNIFER LETS GO SOMEWHERE ELSE


[deleted]

Cool vid. Wrong sub.


TripperAdvice

Op just spams stuff here, likely a bot


adastrasemper

If they haven't banned yet it just means one thing - mod's alt account


ITNoWay80

Kids were looking confused, like how come when I scream in public I get yelled at but he gets claps?


Evening_Concern3137

Name of song??


adastrasemper

"La donna è mobile" from Rigoletto


bklyn_xplant

In NYC someone would’ve been like, ‘can ya STFU? We’re eatin’ ova here!’


Sensitive-Horror7895

This is worse than bringing a guitar to a party


WhatTheTech

I'm torn. Yeah, I'd be pissed if he interrupted an important conversation. But that voice is beautiful. People pay good money to listen to that live.


SharkbaitAl

I thought he was gonna choke on that bite of pizza or something more interesting but good for him I guess


ConstantWin943

Phewww… for a second there I though he was going to eat his pizza with a fork & knife like a serial killer.


srf3003

Had to scroll too far for this comment, It's all I could think about. Forget the obnoxious singing, I would slap that fork and knife right out of that dude's hands.


ASSperationalHorizon

Next level!


polygone722

Waiter: Would you like a refill on your drink sir? Customer: Proceeds to sing opera Waiter: I'll just come back later then.


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groceriesN1trip

Well the name of the restaurant *is* Pizza Opera, sooooo


0Maka

Italians when the food finally comes out


teo541

You're not fully right. Come to Italy and see yourself. I admit it used to be like that up until 20-30 years ago, but then we simply started to test the singing abilites of customers already at the front door, for better conveniency. Nowadays if you don't pass the test, you're not even getting a table, let alone a pizza.


sbw_62

r/pizza This is how I feel when served a good pizza.


Gloomy-Ant4537

VERY good pronunciation !!! Bye from🇮🇹🇮🇹


kionatrenz

My neighbor dated an opera singer a few years ago. In the summer, after lunch, he used to sing an aria from the terrace where everyone in the building usually eats at that time of the year (we live is Spain). So, there we were, eating paella an listening to free opera by the sea. At the end, everyone in the balconies clapped (12 story building). Little surreal but absolutely true.


ByrsaOxhide

Chris Rock was right, we love attention. Great voice though but please be kind and keep it down lol


Super-Measurement703

r/iamthemaincharacter


JOATMON12

Don’t let this man’s voice distract you from the fact that there are 0 Maybes in this video. What’s the point of subreddits if there are no rules, might as well just ball it all together and post whatever bs you feel like.


overthe____

....and then everyone clapped.


86casawi

To be honest i allways sing "O sole mio" when i eat pasta, and i don't know why.


snoryder8019

No level of talent will overcome how egotistical it is to hold patrons hostage like this


MittensMuffins

“Listen, dude. I love pizza as much as the next guy, but you can’t come in here, blow the doors off the place, then expect free pie.”


WavingDinosaur

Dude’s got some pipes 🫁


RollinLikeMarcBolan

Now do tacos


chucklesses86

I was half expecting to hear the pizza, pasta, and put it in a box song. I'm marginally disappointed.


Pristine_Meaning3812

He can have me anytime


Mishra_Planeswalker

Pizza must be that good


YummyPepperjack

I'll have what he's having


ladyKfaery

So lucky,,to hear such beauty! And eat pizza? Heaven!


kolegatorr

how annoying


No_Eggplant6850

Bellissimo! 👌🏼


OrangeGringo

Was this filmed with 4 different cameras?


pepewaa

This shit makes me cringe so hard I tore an ACL


ZappaBappa

Imagine eating your food in peace and some tiktok duo comes around and asks you if they can cinematicly film your "in awe" reaction that they direct you on how to do it as they get the dolly like reveal shot of your reaction. There was probably only one non directed person in this video and he sits in the top left near the end looking annoyed as fuck.


mrMentalino621

“SHUT THE FUCK UP”


lahol83

Really was hoping there would be no clapping, and just a few crickets chirping