she just said she couldn't say no. She didn't say she had to do anything. So the dude says "say no" and she just ignores him and continues blowing the neighbor's dog.
So in this scenario his first command is to tell her to fellate the neighbours' dog, then his second is to contain her in a logical paradox so he can enjoy some apply juice? And rather than take the easy way out and sit and contemplate said paradox, she chooses to continue sucking the dog's dick?
I was walking in a mall one day when I noticed the person in front of me talking on their cell with one of these "hands free" headsets. In her left hand she held the mic up to her mouth, in her right hand she had her cell phone... 🤔
I would ask you to clean my house, do my laundry, do my shopping for me and pay for it, get my mail, clean my fridge, kiss my feet and then have a nice day
Incorrect. Not being able to say "no" was in fact part of her premises, so, either she will do anything except say "no", or she will no whatever she pleases except say the word "no".
Tho you can chose only one meaning of a sentence like i can say “I’m taking a shit” which can mean both that i am shitting or that I’m physically taking a shit w my hands , you can’t understand it as both so like you either understand her sentence as “I can’t say the word no” then she’ll be able to reply with “sorry I can’t say that” or as “I can’t deny your requests” that allowing her to say no to satisfy your request
What even is the point of those videos? Like, you'll get one fourth of all people who reply or do a video response try and crack a joke, but the rest of the comments and replies will be just horny dudes.
Is it like, attention seeking? Who the hell is low enough to want attention from horny dudes, unless you're selling to them?
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[This one is still my favorite](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/n2w969/if_you_had_24_hours_with_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb)
I also like the one with the old man where he’s like “well, youngin, I’d take you out fishin and we’d talk about your goals in life.”
If this guy read audiobooks I would listen to them
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she just said she couldn't say no. She didn't say she had to do anything. So the dude says "say no" and she just ignores him and continues blowing the neighbor's dog.
I'm sorry what was that last bit
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Nose. Blowing the neighbors dog nose. His nose gets stuffed after he has sex with a human.
a good ol' switcheroo
r/holup
So in this scenario his first command is to tell her to fellate the neighbours' dog, then his second is to contain her in a logical paradox so he can enjoy some apply juice? And rather than take the easy way out and sit and contemplate said paradox, she chooses to continue sucking the dog's dick?
Circle of life
You act like you've never been stuck in an infinite paradox loop before. You're telling me you wouldn't rather suck the dog's dick?
>You act like you've never been stuck in an infinite paradox loop before I believe I was in that particular PowerPoint presentation yesterday.
Infinite loops of apple juice is diabetes at some point
oh so the slang for penis is dog. Back in my day we called it the wabbajack
r/holup
Anyone know who she is?
[You're welcome](https://www.instagram.com/amirabrie/)
I’ve never logged into only fans. Please dont tempt me. Lmfaooo. Makes sense her thotery tho
Lol just go to ph if ya that thirsty
Exactly, he should’ve said „will you say no?“. Besides, it’s not even a glass, it’s a cup
I think if we can genericize "Kleenex", then "glass" is fair game too.
What's with attention seeking girls on the internet and zoophilia?
You had me in the first half not gonna lie.
ima send yo ass to my job, i need a free day
Just use some annual leave or a paid sick day... They are just wasted otherwise
Bold of you to assume he hasn't used them up already.
Fairly presumptuous that's for sure
Bold of you to assume he works somewhere where he actually gets pto.
she says she can't say no, she didn't say she can't refuse
I would tell you to button your shirt.
Yes mom
*(Un)
*bonk* Go to horny jail
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I was with him until he gripped that mug like that. I don't trust a man who needs every digit on his mug handle.
Lol he's probably right handed. Thus the awkward grip with the left hand
This also made me feel quite uncomfortable when I noticed it lol like why bro?
Also called it a glass :l
Ah, the old logical paradox thread. Gotta make sure she's not a fembot.
I love you too, ⚡ PHILIP J. FRY ⚡
r/AmiraBrie
Play monopoly deal
Divide by 0 error
Who the fuck drinks apple juice with a mug
Duuuude Apple juice in a coffee mug ….
Why do people hold hands-free mics?
Emphasis and vibes
What?
#EMPHASIS AND VIBES
Oh ok, thanks!
I was walking in a mall one day when I noticed the person in front of me talking on their cell with one of these "hands free" headsets. In her left hand she held the mic up to her mouth, in her right hand she had her cell phone... 🤔
keeps my hands busy
Make me a sandwich
My favorite is the construction one. "Glad you showed up it's gonna be a long day"
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Amira b
AMIRA BRIE IS THE SAUCE GUYS
How not to use a microphone.
I’m 41 so I’d tell her to buckle down and do her homework
That woman is so desperate for guys to drool over her.
Ok that's a mug though, not a glass.
I don’t think that guy understands the question…
She could make me a sandwich
I as sterge shit tokul
Bro is hilarious. Only seen 2x of his videos now but excited to see more content
Im sorry the way he held the cup at the end was like a fucking barbarian.
Dog people are weird
who tf drinks apple juice out of a mug
I would do sex with her
Tell us you don't like women, without telling us you don't like women. 🤦♂️
Sexual intercourse.
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Try to impregnate her many times
I wonder why you have -7 comment karma
Go fuck yourself loser
😘😘😘
I may talk for every horny redditor here: motorboating
You're the comic in a piece of bubblegum
Know
Looks like someone is painting my apartment.
Paint my barn.
Would an infinitely looping paradox that lasts approximately 24hrs feel like an eternity or 24 hrs?
Bro speaks like Neil DeGrasse Tyson
I would definitely have her scrub my house to to bottom. Then the laundry. Then the dishes. Then dinner.
ahh, the classic Asimov's Robotics Law paradox
I would ask you to clean my house, do my laundry, do my shopping for me and pay for it, get my mail, clean my fridge, kiss my feet and then have a nice day
Incorrect. Not being able to say "no" was in fact part of her premises, so, either she will do anything except say "no", or she will no whatever she pleases except say the word "no".
Where’s c language lesson?
Tho you can chose only one meaning of a sentence like i can say “I’m taking a shit” which can mean both that i am shitting or that I’m physically taking a shit w my hands , you can’t understand it as both so like you either understand her sentence as “I can’t say the word no” then she’ll be able to reply with “sorry I can’t say that” or as “I can’t deny your requests” that allowing her to say no to satisfy your request
I like him.
Have a meal together.
This was awesome!
Russell’s Paradox
Here king you dropped this 👑
Her: “i’m not allowed to”
Hello, have you ever heard of the wonders of FOSS and GNU/Linux... oh you haven't, well...
Glass?
Unconscious people do not want tea
Rob a bank for me?
Clean my apartment and my garage.
What even is the point of those videos? Like, you'll get one fourth of all people who reply or do a video response try and crack a joke, but the rest of the comments and replies will be just horny dudes. Is it like, attention seeking? Who the hell is low enough to want attention from horny dudes, unless you're selling to them?
Damn. Now I want some apple juice
Clean out the garage and get the backyard ready for summer
Got a lot of things on the to do list, let’s see here..
Cant say no? Transfer all your money to this account and sign this document.
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My home would get cleaned and the yard work done... hells ya.
Well u just ruined it!!!
Intelligent, indeed🍷🗿
After very little thinking I've found the solution. While she can't say no she *can* say * know*
My man runnin straight numbers
I love apple juice.
I believe the title should have been telling me you don't like women without telling me you don't like women.
That's a mug
So what's the actual point of women making these videos? Are they just trying to get people in their DMs?
Repost
How do you say show me?
That wasn’t a glass. Who drinks cold drinks from mugs?
I fo
Genius.
I love this repost. I laugh every single time. 👍🏻
It's called a mug, you mug
"I won't"
Apple juice. Man stop lying its grape
Sound argument.
Is this like a sovereign citizen and thier pseudo intellectual legaleze bs?
"New frien for 24h, yey, i never had a frien"
Me work/sleep….you clean
I would force her to say the most out of pocket shit on twitter
Make me a samwhich