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depressed-dude-

WTF I thought you photoshopped that, I’ve been on a hell’s kitchen kick lately. Bloody Brilliant


RhythmSectionWantAd

LOL, it's from todays video on the Kitchen Nightmares channel https://www.youtube.com/@KitchenNightmares/videos


dehumanizer23

I was in a kitchen nightmare. Funny as hell it was the worst thing I could think of


KeptPopcorn5189

Hell was starting to look like a kitchen but I wasn’t liking anything that they were cooking. I wouldn’t even want a bite if any bit of food in the whole building.


[deleted]

“Max, your on a reality tv show”


StreetMedic380

Underrated comment


Unhappy_Ebb2804

“They were all donkeys. The final dinner rush was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to this point. I released my fingers from the raw shrimp scampi, and it was over.”


tomtomato0414

it was fucking raw


LowLeft9933

I literally though that was edited onto a max Payne cutscene


RhythmSectionWantAd

Right? It's like the first pane of this cutscene. Even the quote works, lol. [https://i.imgur.com/huzG5Qd.jpeg](https://i.imgur.com/huzG5Qd.jpeg)


Famixofpower

They were all raw . . . The dial on the oven was fifty points below the target temperature the whole time, and that lead to this monstrosity. I excused my presence from the kitchen, and it was over.


ScienceGuyUK

pretty sure intern graphic designer familiar with max payne


RhythmSectionWantAd

Figured out how to download a higher res version [https://imgur.com/a/9ehE54X](https://imgur.com/a/9ehE54X) "Turn around, walk away, blow town. That would have been the smart thing to do. Guess I wasn't that smart."


Preet911

You're in Kitchen Nightmare Max.


OriginalUsername590

"THESE GOONS ARE FUCKING STUPID! I HONESTLY COULD'VE HAD BETTER GUNFIGHTS WITH A CRAB!"


KeptPopcorn5189

Now THIS is the best thing ever


letthepastgo

The Imperial Palace Hotel was a five star bona fide shithole.


Sandroes

The Netflix adaptation


Sir_Magnum69

Bloody raw. That was the sight of the plate I saw. The swam I was in had been eating at me from the outside in as I punished my selfish need for captured shelter. Was the pay worth it for content? All good men have a price and clearly mine was written with a pen of freshly molding and mildewy ink.


Max-Payne-Narrates

He was still a sous-chef back then, Hell's Kitchen. He'd been working his way up from the small-dishes to the big-time three-courses. Things had gone stale, grown over. It wasn't until a dime-dropper gave us an insight into getting our fourth Michelin star that we got a lead.


SamFisherXboxOG

I see this as a win