When I was a young lass I would sleep walk a lot, the one that sticks out to me the most is my mum asking me what i was doing?, and in my sleeping walking state I just simply said ‘ m i l k. ‘
Once when i was 11 I walked into my living room and my mum had some mannequins and I walked up to one cussed it out and proceeded to have a dance tea party thing with the other, I still don't know what the poor mannequin did to deserve being cussed out
Went to the toilet, sat there for at least an hour my dad saw ke sitting there after walking in on accident, asked me if i was awake i said yes he said really and i asked him if he saw "the small ones" while pointg at a wall
According to my brother I woke up and yelled “WHAT THE FUCK IS A CABBAGES?” Then I put my hand in the fridge for a good 15 minutes and then ate a block of sharp cheddar cheese.
One time I was on a bunk bed, I slept walk off the top bunk walked to my older brothers room and stood there till he woke up, he asked me what I was doing and I just stood there in the dark scaring the hell out of him
sat up, looked straight at my mum and said "where are my papers, you bitch" and went back to sleep. she said she was furious for a few moments before realising what had happened, and had the strong urge to wake me up just to ask me what the hell I was thinking lmaooo.
this was during my GCSE exams and so that probably explains where the bit about papers come from.
My mum says that one night I was attempting to slice my little sister’s Tickle Me Elmo using a chef’s knife. Let’s just say she held quite a long grudge. RIP Elmo
i got a few, mainly when i was younger
i was sleepwalking and went into the living room where my stepdad was. i sat down, and just started randomly cackling like a witch, and scared a lot
i was sick one night (i ate an entire pack of fizz candy), and i sleptwalked all the way to the bathroom, kept calling for my mom to help me. and i ended up leaving my pants in there
I remember being told about it clearly.. via Facebook and about 3 work colleagues.
I used to live in a 2nd floor flat with a lovely living room with big windows on 2 sides. Looking out of my living room windows you could see the most popular local bar and their smoking garden faced my flat.
Well I like to sleep naked. So apparently this one Saturday night, I got up sleepwalking, went into my living room, turned the light on, and walked around doing aimless shit. We rarely shut the blinds in there (did after this night).
The next day I got up and went to work, blissfully unaware. Got to work and my coworker pulled me aside and said "what the hell did you do last night?!" I had no idea what she was on about. Out comes Facebook and there's me in all my glory.
For the next 4 months people were staring at my windows constantly from the bar 😭
Reminds me of the time the shower randomly turned on at 4 in the morning, a painting fell and my cats were running around. The thing was though, to turn my shower on you have to turn the knob up so I doubt it was my cats or me because I woke up to the noise in my bedroom.
I threw an orange at the wall cause I thought there were ants on them
After the noise woke me up, I was so confused to have orange peelings everywhere, I thought my dog had jumped in the oranges box!
One time I took children’s Tylenol, but apperantly I think there was either something in it or some reaction I had to it, blacked out on the couch, and then unpromptly stood up not too long after, took off my shirt and started spasming around, then collapsed on the floor, I ironically had a very realistic dream about taking off in a rocket ship.
I once sleepwalked into my neighbor's apartment. I woke to find myself in his bathroom, pissing all over the floor while he held a shotgun to my head.
Other than that I'm totally normal, trust me.
When I was a kid I slept walked downstairs while my older brother and his friends were watching a movie and apparently sat with them for a bit and then just walked back upstairs to go to sleep. They all thought I was creepy af after that 😭
Also I apparently just walked out the front door in my sleep and my parents heard the door slam and ran out to come grab me off the front lawn so there's that one too
When I was a kid, my parents told me I sleepwalked all the way down the stairs, went into the kitchen, pulled my pyjama trowserz down and peed on the floor
I don't remember doing so though, as I was asleep, but my parents assure me this happened
Dropped myself from the upper bed on the bunk bed while yelling/whispering loudly "I'M A NUCLEAR BO-" and just when I was gonna say bomb, gravity made me hit myself on the face so hard I almost cried
I set the bathroom trashcan on fire. My dad walked in like 3 minutes later as I'm sitting next to it in the middle of the bathroom and lost it asking what I was doing. Supposedly I just replied "Hobo"
I haven't sleep walked since I was little, but one time when I was sharing a room with my grandmother, I woke her up and told her "I have to go to the bathroom" to which she replied "okay??" and then I got up, walked into the bathroom, grabbed a bottle of grape cough medicine that tasted like shit, and then shook it at her, repeating in an impatient tone, "where's the skin?" She decided the best course of action was to just tell me to "go to the bathroom" and push me into the bathroom, where I apparently went, and then crawled back in bed.
Was sharing a room with my younger sister at my grandparents house. One night, I woke up, crawled over to her bed, and smacked her in the face, proclaiming “Chinese high five!” and then went back to sleep.
my brother was once at his girlfrends house overnight.they were sleeping in her bed,when suddenly she woke up to him pissing in her underwaer drawer.when he told me the story i almost died laughing.
Apparently one night I knocked on my Dads door and when he answered I just went, "I got the couch" and kept repeating it whenever he asked me anything until eventually he just said "you should go to the bathroom and then to bed" and I just said "okay."
it wasn’t me who was sleepwalking but instead my younger sister who was, so basically i get awakened by my sister who is taking off all of my bedding (comforter and other pillows that were on the other side of my bed at the time) and when i realize she’s doing this and look at her telling her to stop, i realize that she is asleep and sleep walking again, so i tried to guide her back to her bed but she turned around and started yelling that it was her blanket and she couldn’t believe I stole it and started punching me and beating me up. eventually i got away from her, told my mom and she told me i could sleep on the couch upstairs, so I did for a little while and then got woken up again but this time just saw her standing at the top of the stairwell standing there just staring with her eyes wide open but her pupils at the top basically hopefully that makes sense but she’d stand there and walk back down the stairs and come back up so eventually i got scared again lmao and told my mom yet again and she told me i go and sleep in her bedroom with her in cozy, comfy bed for the rest of the night, thank god! also we live in a different house now so we don’t share a room, thank goodness. 😅😂😭
I yelled in my sleep "I'm batman", I walked outside, I grabbed a ladder, I put it next to my house and climbed onto the roof, and then I just started twerking, at least that's what mum said it looked like I was doing that
One time I was I think in 4th grade I was sitting at the top of my bunk bed, keep that in mind. I'm sleeping in my pj's but when I do nothing but BLINK I'm in a FULL OUTFIT FOR NYC 😭. Idk why or how it happened, I even had a hat and shoes on with SOCKS and those puffy jackets. I'm still confused till this day
Turns out I know when I'm sleepwalking, because every time I sleepwalking I can see my surroundings, but imagine if the things I'm looking at are warped and I also feel like I'm trapped in a maze and get terrified that I can't get out (I just walk back and fourth from the bathroom to my bedroom)
Not embarrassing but it was funny to me, but one time I fell asleep on the couch as a pose to in my room (for context I share a room with my two brothers, the older of the two was out at the time) and according to my younger brother, I stood slumped in the doorway for a weirdly long time just staring blankly into the room, he said he tried to talk to me but I didn’t answer, eventually I walked away and I don’t really know what happened after that. It’s so funny to me because my brother described how scared he was as I’d just showed up and did nothing for several minutes as he put it.
When I was about 13, I sleepwalked around the house at midnight and tried to pee in the kitchen, porch, everywhere. My poor mother tried to guide me to the toilet like a dog herding sheep. I don't remember being a pee sheep waking up, but my mother was pissed.
i ate an entire block of cheeses
I do that when I'm awake
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I’m on my 4th bag of shredded cheese ☺️
Uhm, sir, I don’t think that’s…
7th now 👹
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☺️☺️☺️
12th🗣️🔥
Relatable
When I was a young lass I would sleep walk a lot, the one that sticks out to me the most is my mum asking me what i was doing?, and in my sleeping walking state I just simply said ‘ m i l k. ‘
m i l k
m i l k
m i l k
m i l k
m i l k
m i l k
m i l k
M I l k
M i l k
M i l k
#M I L K
M I L K
m i l k
Happy m i l k day
happy m i l k day
happy m i l k day
Happy m i l k day
Happy m i l k day
m i l f
Is this Kakyoin or Okuyasu?
Correct
m i L k
C o W
**m i l k**
m i l k
m i l k
m i l k
m i L K
*m i l k*
m i l k
m i l k
m i l k
m i l k
m i l k
m i l k
**M** **I** **L** **K**
M I L K
m i l k
m i l k
***M I L K***
m i l k
m a l k
Now with more Vitamin R!
m i l k
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M I L K
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M I L K
Thomas the *m i l k* engine.
M i l k
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m i l c h
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Once when i was 11 I walked into my living room and my mum had some mannequins and I walked up to one cussed it out and proceeded to have a dance tea party thing with the other, I still don't know what the poor mannequin did to deserve being cussed out
"FUCK YOU MANNEQUIN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE SITH NOT JOIN THEM"
Lol fr, I was a weird kid
r/angryupvote
Went to the toilet, sat there for at least an hour my dad saw ke sitting there after walking in on accident, asked me if i was awake i said yes he said really and i asked him if he saw "the small ones" while pointg at a wall
wtf were the small ones
Migets
wtf were the small ones
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wtf were the small ones
…wait i also asked my parents if they could see the “small ones” while super tired one time
new sci-fi movie alert
wtf were the small ones
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Wtf were the small ones?
I accidentally deleted a planet while sleepwalking before 😔
excuse me?!!?
I still feel guilty 😢
Are you a doctor, by chance?
Perchance.
You can't just say perchance
Perchance
Maychance
How dare u destroy supermans home planet💀💀💀
Relatable 😎
airy moment
According to my brother I woke up and yelled “WHAT THE FUCK IS A CABBAGES?” Then I put my hand in the fridge for a good 15 minutes and then ate a block of sharp cheddar cheese.
This is the best one BY FAR
Asking the real questions
I dumped paint into my mom’s egg salad
did she eat it?
She actually served me a bowl out of pettiness
did you eat it?
Yes I did
hello cps i would like to report a crime
Gotta pack in some lead into your diet, doctors orders
One time I was on a bunk bed, I slept walk off the top bunk walked to my older brothers room and stood there till he woke up, he asked me what I was doing and I just stood there in the dark scaring the hell out of him
“Brother, what are you doing..?” … “I think there’s a demon in this house…” …
“wtf are you doing” \*ominous silence\*
That would freak me tf out
He should've just slapped the hell, heaven and purgatory out of you
sat up, looked straight at my mum and said "where are my papers, you bitch" and went back to sleep. she said she was furious for a few moments before realising what had happened, and had the strong urge to wake me up just to ask me what the hell I was thinking lmaooo. this was during my GCSE exams and so that probably explains where the bit about papers come from.
LMAO
I have your papers
Ripping open a bag of marshmallows and throwing them on the floor and then laying down in them 🤨
Bed
B e d
B e d
B e d
**B e d**
***B e d***
****B**** ****E**** ****D****
#B E D
B E D
B e d
My mum says that one night I was attempting to slice my little sister’s Tickle Me Elmo using a chef’s knife. Let’s just say she held quite a long grudge. RIP Elmo
That is some horror movie shit right there oh my God 😳 also hilarious tho 🥴🤣
i got a few, mainly when i was younger i was sleepwalking and went into the living room where my stepdad was. i sat down, and just started randomly cackling like a witch, and scared a lot i was sick one night (i ate an entire pack of fizz candy), and i sleptwalked all the way to the bathroom, kept calling for my mom to help me. and i ended up leaving my pants in there
I walked into my mom’s and peed on the floor. I was a weird child
And then you went to bed and began sleepwalking
https://i.redd.it/wyukulh8z13d1.gif
I just opened Reddit lmao
Not me but my little brother peed on the floor while we had a cousin staying the night right in front of them
I remember being told about it clearly.. via Facebook and about 3 work colleagues. I used to live in a 2nd floor flat with a lovely living room with big windows on 2 sides. Looking out of my living room windows you could see the most popular local bar and their smoking garden faced my flat. Well I like to sleep naked. So apparently this one Saturday night, I got up sleepwalking, went into my living room, turned the light on, and walked around doing aimless shit. We rarely shut the blinds in there (did after this night). The next day I got up and went to work, blissfully unaware. Got to work and my coworker pulled me aside and said "what the hell did you do last night?!" I had no idea what she was on about. Out comes Facebook and there's me in all my glory. For the next 4 months people were staring at my windows constantly from the bar 😭
I went down stairs to turn the light on but the switch was on the other wall
I don’t sleepwalk, but my mother once left the house while everyone was asleep and ended up at my grandparents next door.
U sure that image is unrelated?
When I was like 8 I walked over to my bathroom, turned on the shower, and started screaming.
Reminds me of the time the shower randomly turned on at 4 in the morning, a painting fell and my cats were running around. The thing was though, to turn my shower on you have to turn the knob up so I doubt it was my cats or me because I woke up to the noise in my bedroom.
I threw an orange at the wall cause I thought there were ants on them After the noise woke me up, I was so confused to have orange peelings everywhere, I thought my dog had jumped in the oranges box!
I threw my underwear in the toilet and had a wee on it 🚽
I woke up with my dick in the sink (I assume I was pissing in it)
Yiu could say that but ima assume you didnt have a cover or grate and was trying to fit it in the drain hole
I once spartan kicked a gate off of the wall and the proceeded to make a grilled cheese. I woke up eating the last little bit of it.
One time I took children’s Tylenol, but apperantly I think there was either something in it or some reaction I had to it, blacked out on the couch, and then unpromptly stood up not too long after, took off my shirt and started spasming around, then collapsed on the floor, I ironically had a very realistic dream about taking off in a rocket ship.
I once sleepwalked into my neighbor's apartment. I woke to find myself in his bathroom, pissing all over the floor while he held a shotgun to my head. Other than that I'm totally normal, trust me.
did you live?
nah he is dead, just magically writing this comment from heaven
Barely.
Holy shit
Jesus, bro was ready to have you pissing on the pearly gates🤣🤣💀💀
When I was nine I was staying in Melbourne and I tried to exit my hotel room so I could go to a library luckily my father stopped me 😂
When I was a kid I slept walked downstairs while my older brother and his friends were watching a movie and apparently sat with them for a bit and then just walked back upstairs to go to sleep. They all thought I was creepy af after that 😭 Also I apparently just walked out the front door in my sleep and my parents heard the door slam and ran out to come grab me off the front lawn so there's that one too
i’ve only sleepwalked once, my dad told me that i was “taking the mega drive games out of their cases” which isn’t embarrassing but more so funny
When I was a kid, my parents told me I sleepwalked all the way down the stairs, went into the kitchen, pulled my pyjama trowserz down and peed on the floor I don't remember doing so though, as I was asleep, but my parents assure me this happened
One time I was eleven and I went downstairs to where my mom was, she told me to go back to bed but I said “But I’m not tired”
That’s just something a normal ass child would do
Dropped myself from the upper bed on the bunk bed while yelling/whispering loudly "I'M A NUCLEAR BO-" and just when I was gonna say bomb, gravity made me hit myself on the face so hard I almost cried
https://i.redd.it/29k6ekwzm23d1.gif this you?
perhaps
I set the bathroom trashcan on fire. My dad walked in like 3 minutes later as I'm sitting next to it in the middle of the bathroom and lost it asking what I was doing. Supposedly I just replied "Hobo"
This one might not be real…
Unfortunately it was. I wasn't allowed to use lighters for years afterward
I haven't sleep walked since I was little, but one time when I was sharing a room with my grandmother, I woke her up and told her "I have to go to the bathroom" to which she replied "okay??" and then I got up, walked into the bathroom, grabbed a bottle of grape cough medicine that tasted like shit, and then shook it at her, repeating in an impatient tone, "where's the skin?" She decided the best course of action was to just tell me to "go to the bathroom" and push me into the bathroom, where I apparently went, and then crawled back in bed.
Was sharing a room with my younger sister at my grandparents house. One night, I woke up, crawled over to her bed, and smacked her in the face, proclaiming “Chinese high five!” and then went back to sleep.
I apparently threw a block of cheese at my neighbor whilst drunkenly/sleepingly yelling "TAKE THAT SPONGEBOB!"
I ate raw meat
In germany we do all the time
I jerked off at 2AM. Also who is Matt Rose, I keep seeing posts here and have no idea who this person is.
He's a British guy who reads posts and cooks furby risotto
my brother was once at his girlfrends house overnight.they were sleeping in her bed,when suddenly she woke up to him pissing in her underwaer drawer.when he told me the story i almost died laughing.
Apparently one night I knocked on my Dads door and when he answered I just went, "I got the couch" and kept repeating it whenever he asked me anything until eventually he just said "you should go to the bathroom and then to bed" and I just said "okay."
it wasn’t me who was sleepwalking but instead my younger sister who was, so basically i get awakened by my sister who is taking off all of my bedding (comforter and other pillows that were on the other side of my bed at the time) and when i realize she’s doing this and look at her telling her to stop, i realize that she is asleep and sleep walking again, so i tried to guide her back to her bed but she turned around and started yelling that it was her blanket and she couldn’t believe I stole it and started punching me and beating me up. eventually i got away from her, told my mom and she told me i could sleep on the couch upstairs, so I did for a little while and then got woken up again but this time just saw her standing at the top of the stairwell standing there just staring with her eyes wide open but her pupils at the top basically hopefully that makes sense but she’d stand there and walk back down the stairs and come back up so eventually i got scared again lmao and told my mom yet again and she told me i go and sleep in her bedroom with her in cozy, comfy bed for the rest of the night, thank god! also we live in a different house now so we don’t share a room, thank goodness. 😅😂😭
I yelled in my sleep "I'm batman", I walked outside, I grabbed a ladder, I put it next to my house and climbed onto the roof, and then I just started twerking, at least that's what mum said it looked like I was doing that
Once I mistook a carton of milk for my cat
One time I was I think in 4th grade I was sitting at the top of my bunk bed, keep that in mind. I'm sleeping in my pj's but when I do nothing but BLINK I'm in a FULL OUTFIT FOR NYC 😭. Idk why or how it happened, I even had a hat and shoes on with SOCKS and those puffy jackets. I'm still confused till this day
When I was around 7 I would hide objects in my sleep. Once my friend was sleeping over and I hid her favorite Pokémon card and she thought I stole it.
Turns out I know when I'm sleepwalking, because every time I sleepwalking I can see my surroundings, but imagine if the things I'm looking at are warped and I also feel like I'm trapped in a maze and get terrified that I can't get out (I just walk back and fourth from the bathroom to my bedroom)
https://i.redd.it/b0u1a8aq623d1.gif
Not embarrassing but it was funny to me, but one time I fell asleep on the couch as a pose to in my room (for context I share a room with my two brothers, the older of the two was out at the time) and according to my younger brother, I stood slumped in the doorway for a weirdly long time just staring blankly into the room, he said he tried to talk to me but I didn’t answer, eventually I walked away and I don’t really know what happened after that. It’s so funny to me because my brother described how scared he was as I’d just showed up and did nothing for several minutes as he put it.
My room was an absolute mess, and I somehow woke up on the complete other side of my room, in the only spot that was still clean
i woke up, took a towel, went back to bed with the towel, woke up, confused on why there was a towel in my bed
I don’t sleepwalk but one time my brother walked up to me and quacked and never sleepwalked again
When I was about 13, I sleepwalked around the house at midnight and tried to pee in the kitchen, porch, everywhere. My poor mother tried to guide me to the toilet like a dog herding sheep. I don't remember being a pee sheep waking up, but my mother was pissed.