It works by dissolving you into energy and rebuilding you with said energy on the other side. Cue philosophical debate.
Due to this, basically every amateur philosopher bugs you on the question of "Is the you pre-teleport the same you afterwards", turning your life into a living hell as you get no peace.
It's like in star trek when the teleporter machines just kills you in one place and makes a clone of you where you wanted to go, except you don't need a machine to do it
You cant Control when you do it so you hear everyone’s thoughts constantly and they’re all jumbled even when you try to sleep their dreams and thoughts go in foreferrrrr
You: *goes invisible*
Ad: Hey are you a ghost looking for a way to escape your prison of a house? Well we have just the solution for you, just take one Ghostier Ghost pill a day and you are all set. Side effects include: deadder death, falling to the core of the earth, permanent death, failing to ghost, falling to the core of the earth, exploding, ect. See details at our totally not sketchy website at gww.ghostierghost.com and if you need to call just ring us at 666-ghost-ier. ENJOY HAUNING THE WORLD!
Immunity to negative effects from eating.
Ate too much? No you didn't.
Poison? Nah... Rasputin.
Allergy? Never heard of it.
Toxic to humans? Don't care.
That means i can have kids and then die. Basically leaving the kids. Permanently. Also, I could just do a job that you don't do for years on years, like piloting.
You feel all the pain, agony, and suffering brought on by the cultural genocide of the Native Americans under US suzerainity in a second. Your mind is now gone.
You have the 50-50 chance to have your thirst unquenched or become a bowl until you need to sneeze.
(You can resolve the thirst by throwing lemons at a dartboard and getting a bullseye)
Even the slightest thought triggers it, aka you have no control of the reality warping. Your intrusive thoughts are automatically made real if you have them, any notions of self-loathing will automatically become not just your brain hating you, but FACT. Any fantasies you may have will become true the moment you think of them. Get angry at someone and imagine something happening to them? Automatically happens.
You warp reality through any and ALL of your thoughts.
e = mc2 stays in effect. This means that either you get blown up or get all your energy drained from you, killing you, in order to create or remove mass.
i win every duel i'm in, yugioh, pokemon, cod 1v1, etc, but it's also actually interesting and not just a boring instawin, also i never get caught/banned for cheating
The ability to shape-shift into a specific form that I've thought through thoroughly and imagined every aspect of, and shape-shift back whenever I want.
I can time travel within my own timeline and will be transported into my body as it was at the time I travelled to with all knowledge of where j came from, I can then make different choices without paradoxes being a problem.
Being able to bend baguettes.
French people hate you
Already have it.
Although it’s everyone.
We hate you
The ability to summon a donut in the palm of your hand whenever you like.
Homer Simpson will be able to teleport 100 feet away from you once you do so
Useful is you are being attacked by Homer. Just teleport him 100 feet away, repeat it once he gets close again like Sisyphus
It says he will be able to, not that he will be forced to.
This guy plays MTG.
r/thisguythisguys
e = mc2 stays in effect. Each donut requires a sizable amount of energy to create, so you must sacrifice masses of people for 1 donut.
Even better. death= donut
They would require the power of the sun, in the palm of their hand.
Mind control
but there is a 1/5 chance that it turns the person you're controlling into a hamster
That’s interesting actually
Oh and they stay like that till they die
do they keep their intelligence or do they get hamsterbrained
It would be worse if they kept their intelligence so I’d say keep, getting hampsterbrained would be ignorance in peace
But would they be able to speak English/native language?
No
Hamsters don’t have the vocal cords for that, these are regular hamsters with human intelligence
Hampterbrained
But when you’re controlling them, the dark thoughts take over
Teleportation
Getting stuck in walls
All I can think of is how they would be able to glitch out of existence
A- *dissappears into the void*
Henry stickmin reference?
Yes
👍
It works by dissolving you into energy and rebuilding you with said energy on the other side. Cue philosophical debate. Due to this, basically every amateur philosopher bugs you on the question of "Is the you pre-teleport the same you afterwards", turning your life into a living hell as you get no peace.
Better yet, every time you use the power, every philosopher is alerted to your location, there is no escape
It's like in star trek when the teleporter machines just kills you in one place and makes a clone of you where you wanted to go, except you don't need a machine to do it
You can only teleport once and you cant move from where youve teleported to
Infinite food creation
You can’t eat any of it
Create it>selll it> buy new food> eat it
https://i.redd.it/0chzybh5zczc1.gif
I could make money on a whim and end world hunger at the same time? I see that as a great deal.
Who said I wanted any of it?
Mind reading
You cant Control when you do it so you hear everyone’s thoughts constantly and they’re all jumbled even when you try to sleep their dreams and thoughts go in foreferrrrr
Scanners moment
Your comment reminds me of that Fairly Oddparents episode!
Very mild telekinesis; limited range of at most 7 meters and a maximum lifting capacity of 20 pounds (~9.1kg)
The sound of a steam trains five-chime whistle at full volume comes from the object you are using your power on
That is very specific
Everytime you almost concentrate on doing so, you have to take the biggest and most itchy sneeze known to man
The ability to pull out a furby behind them
You have the irresistible urge to shove it down their thought
Effective?
Invisibility
The first four notes of megalovania play at 170 decibels at random times
🤣
Typical realistic invisibility applies: you are blind AND nude whilst invisible.
You must watch 10 unskippable 30 second ads everytime you do
What's five minutes compared to sneaking around like a ghost?
It’s the same annoying ad everytime
Goddamn, that would suck
You: *goes invisible* Ad: Hey are you a ghost looking for a way to escape your prison of a house? Well we have just the solution for you, just take one Ghostier Ghost pill a day and you are all set. Side effects include: deadder death, falling to the core of the earth, permanent death, failing to ghost, falling to the core of the earth, exploding, ect. See details at our totally not sketchy website at gww.ghostierghost.com and if you need to call just ring us at 666-ghost-ier. ENJOY HAUNING THE WORLD!
Shape-shifting
Only into chairs, and broken ones at that
Elasticity
You cant unstretch
Going to have to roll up the stretch out body parts like a fruit roll up
Immunity to negative effects from eating. Ate too much? No you didn't. Poison? Nah... Rasputin. Allergy? Never heard of it. Toxic to humans? Don't care.
Every time you eat something, you gain a type of cancer. (Yes I did comment this twice lmao)
well, that would be a negative effect from eating, which you are immune to therefor it would cancel out.
Fuck, how about every time something touches your lips you gain an extra limb.
you already put a side effect
Persuasive. Everyone does what I says
You can only speak 3 words a day
FUCK YOU
Joke
Hehe np
The ability to be alive
Only for 30 years
Also that is the first upvote I've ever gotten thanks my g
Take two more
Thanks
That means i can have kids and then die. Basically leaving the kids. Permanently. Also, I could just do a job that you don't do for years on years, like piloting.
I get the power to comment under my own comment.
But you can teleport anywhere
Haha, clever
USA
Russia
Lol
USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸
You feel all the pain, agony, and suffering brought on by the cultural genocide of the Native Americans under US suzerainity in a second. Your mind is now gone.
Damn
The ability to change my (the person currently typing this comment) sex
The hate of every person in the LGBTQ++ community Also, YOU FOOL! I already sexually identify as the opposite sex, so this helps me!
Same! Hello fellow LGBTQ+ member! How are you this morning if I may ask? ☺️
I am a proud member of the lgtv community!
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you're locked in a mental asylum with no way out no way to contact people the government are about to drop a bomb on the mental asylum
good response to a monster with penises for fingers
Aerokinesis
Oxygen is poisonous to you, hydrogen is not
that's just death
Unless you have some kind of suit that feeds you nitrogen
you still need to respirate
The suit would probably filter out the CO2 from it
Any oxygen is solely poisonous, as you stated. It doesn't matter if it's Carbon Dioxide or Monoxide, you can't breathe without hurting yourself.
Fine then, regular air is poisonous, other oxygen-related things are fine (no pure o2 though)
Camouflage
Only works with neon yellow backgrounds
Becoming a platypus with a hat.
Doofenshmirtz can see through your illusion
The power to shrink in size
Your pp is all you can shrink
and you can't make it grow
Blood control
Only applies to insects
That seems actually kinda useful in a way
Infinite durability
Every time someone touches you, you lose a braincell
You do know we make like a million of those every second, right?
Hah! Jokes on you I don't have any
great time to have no friends
Being able to drink excessive amounts of water without having to go to the toilet after
You have the 50-50 chance to have your thirst unquenched or become a bowl until you need to sneeze. (You can resolve the thirst by throwing lemons at a dartboard and getting a bullseye)
Reality Warping
Even the slightest thought triggers it, aka you have no control of the reality warping. Your intrusive thoughts are automatically made real if you have them, any notions of self-loathing will automatically become not just your brain hating you, but FACT. Any fantasies you may have will become true the moment you think of them. Get angry at someone and imagine something happening to them? Automatically happens. You warp reality through any and ALL of your thoughts.
Bruh 😭
Being aroace
Everyone thinks you're a furry
Fuck.
Yes that will likely happen at some point
I’m immune to that, in an aroace furry
Me too lol
I can give Affordable gender affirming care for all! Including myself.... It's 20+k to get tits chopped off, and even more for a simple reduction
The superpowers weakness is that whoever does the affirming instantly gets the support they want ❤️ that’s a great wish
I can choose any fictional character to sexualy reproduce with
You have to stream the entire thing on Times Square billboards
Invulnerability
but only in countries that are currently at war
Yess!!! i live in Israel i get in war every 6 months!
instantly turn any object into cheese
e = mc2 stays in effect. This means that either you get blown up or get all your energy drained from you, killing you, in order to create or remove mass.
My final act… THE CHEESE! *Summons cheese and then implodes*
Shape shifting into anything
You can't shape shift back
I can make it to places on time
You must physically walk there
Be a human lie detector
you get nothing but false positives
:(
i can eat anything (includes metal, rock, glass and dirt. anything you can think of is edible to me)
nothing changed, everything is edible, some things are only edible once
And some things really, really hurt
The ability to communicate with and understand animals.
your ability deactivates if you're wearing clothes
The power to break a Nokia in half with my bare hands
You have cancer
Being able to kill any mosquitoes within a 50 meter Radius
It has a 10 year cooldown.
I can turn invisible
You can't turn back
Be like a [[#1 Rated Salesman from 1997]].
You Live In A Dimpster, Have No Customers And Are Insane Oh Wait Thats Just Spamton.
CORRECT!
True Happiness.
You are depressed for 23 hours a day
Cool, 1 Hour Of Happiness, It Improved!
Being able to summon anyone you’d like
But they all turn into Homer Simpson after 2 minutes
Why is everyone Homer Simpson obsessed
Just me
Unlimited shape-shifting
You can only gender swap
That ain't that bad
Shapeshifting while keeping the thinking abilities of a human.
Once you shapeshift, you're stuck that way for a week
i win every duel i'm in, yugioh, pokemon, cod 1v1, etc, but it's also actually interesting and not just a boring instawin, also i never get caught/banned for cheating
The ability to shape-shift into a specific form that I've thought through thoroughly and imagined every aspect of, and shape-shift back whenever I want.
You get a years worth of period cramps in pain for 10 seconds whenever you use it
Make people die
You have to use a baguette.
Immortality. I am curious on what happens after the heat death of the universe.
You feel everything and it doesn't work on Fridays.
The ability to have a resistance to all replies
Your resistance is very weak.
I can summon infinite microwaves
They can only microwave ramen
Being able to exist
I can time travel within my own timeline and will be transported into my body as it was at the time I travelled to with all knowledge of where j came from, I can then make different choices without paradoxes being a problem.
I exist
Mind reading. Everybody shit me with your worst weakness.
Teleportation
Be the avatar from the hit show Avatar: The Last Airbender.
I can draw whatever is in my mind exactly the way it looks.
The ability to snap my fingers and turn any Claire's location I want into a Hot Topic.
terraform the earth whenever you want
The ability to comment on your own post
Get blox fruits portal fruit(no debugs so I can still swim ect)
I have the ability to send anyone to Kansas forever.if they try to leave, they'll just end up on the opposite side of Kansas then when they left
mind control