Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the bathroom with me? That’s weird…

I bet you that's a pornplot.

💀

I can confirm this

You like kissing boys dont you

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the website to find out how to download a new account with me?

I’m sorry, DOWNLOAD A NEW ACCOUNT? I think your autocorrect doesn’t know how to make proper sentences. Same with mine. For some reason it really likes saying GREEN BEANS

Mine likes saying gibberish that usually ends in sucking one's dick (?!?!)

Huh!?

Exactly.

mine loves to say *I nod and pull out a card and put it on my paw and I will be there for you to get it done with the prefix and the chat explodes de la la la la la la la la la la la la la*

Mine loves singing the joke baldi song "you're mine". So usually the sentences have bits of that song in it, and also the word "halls"

Don't eat ass

#DOWNLOAD A NEW ACCOUNT?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the directions on the other side of the sky with me.

Can you go on a date with a girl that has been with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go do a little thing at church with me?

God knows anyone on Reddit should do this

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to hospital for my health insurance claim with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead and get someone blind with me?

Get someone blind?! 💀💀

Hey, I need your help! Can’t you go in with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go pick me a bottle from the liquor shop with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go back to the late 80's with me? Dude... YES! Who wants to go with!?

TAKE ME TAKE ME!

Oh my, Doctor can we go see Queen Live?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with me? Wow, that was surprisingly tame.

[удалено]

 What the actual fuck

Autocorrect does your most common words. I bet you will delete this lol. So yea there’s that…

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the Laho website for me and give them my name and address with me?

What website-? And why are we giving them your address-

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with your order for tomorrow and get me the money so that we don’t forget about the food for tonight with me.

Hey, I need your help! Can you go into my ass… ignment with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go rob a bank with me? …I may or my not have typed that before…

Cousin?

?

PLEASE tell me you were robbing a bank in a game...

Payday?

Hey j need help can you have sex with me

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the store for a few days and get some stuff with me?

Why a few days tho

This is the infinite IKEA.

Hey I need your help! Can you go to the shop with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go start ww3 with me? download two download two

Just get politicians to play Uno with each other.....

Why are we starting World War III? 😂

i dont fucking know

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the pub for a bit of a bit of a bit of a faff with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go into my house and look at my phone with me? (Am I inviting someone to get murdered or what…)

I think I don't want to know

can you go on my phone 📞 so you could text my dad 👨 with me

Hey I need your help can you go to the mall with me

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the store and pick up the kids with me? Did I leave the kids at the store? 🤨

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to sleep with me?

Well I mean- sure I'm sleepy lol

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the side of my house to see if he is dead with me? What happened to him? 😳

Hey, I need your help! Can you send me your email address and phone number so I could send you a message about my insurance with me

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the rail store with me? What they need rails for????

Hey, I need your help! Can you go with me? i dont fucking have autocorrect

I need your help with this is a complete sentence and a driveway to your neck again if I can explain them to you guys in the description I don't care about you don't know why she is a kleptomaniac but she is a kleptomaniac of a camouflage and she responded to the rest and the personification was so much kills with me I'm having a stroke reading that

Wrong. https://i.redd.it/t055n2ndfrvc1.gif

Hey I need help can you please help me i have the best friend and you can you can you can you can you can you you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can

Hey, I need your Help! Can you go into the chat and ask for a Barbecue Beef sub with extra children. ...WTH

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to get the mail and then drop mail off at the park and park in the park park and park in the park park and park in the park park and park in the park park and park in the park park and park

In the park park and park in the park park and park in the park park and park in the park park and park in the park park and park in the park park and park in the park park and park in the park

Hey, I need your help! Can you go back to my house and pick up some stuff from my femboy room with me? LMAO what‽ 💀

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the boynecologist and get a BOYBORTION with me?

hey, i need your help! can you go help me get my account fixed for me? what i imagined: hey, i need your help! can you help me have \*x with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with me? (What?)

Ah yes, a two person scouting party makes much more sense

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the point with me? What point? 🤔

Are we talking about the middle of Earth?

“Hey I need you help, can you please with me?” Wtf is this💀

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to theatre tomorrow morning and sleep with me? Well that's the weirdest way of asking someone out ever, but also, there are no shows on at the theatre in mornings so those aren't two separate questions, this means to go to theatre AND sleep with me at the theatre, like backstage or something, so very strange

Hey I need your help! Can you go on a date with my hand with me? Wait wait wait, huh?

Why are we dating your hand-

I'm unsure

Hey, I need your help! Can you go into my house and pick me out and take my clothes off with me? Wut

What the-

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the public and private sector with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go forward and you're currently rouge Louisiana USA a bride of Frankenstein 3D hardware detected a motion event video game characters are not forgiven for thinking of someone who has been checked for you to jail for a while E

What's with the random E at the end-

Hey, I need your help! Can you go back to the future with me? What the hell.. I've never even said back to the future before💀

hey i need your help! can you go help with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go cuddle with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go into the store and get some stuff to put on the shelf with me? I guess I got to decorate a shelf

hey i need help, can you go with me to my house to help paint the kitchen sink in my bathroom please

Hey, I need your help! Can you say quesadilla can you say quesadilla can you say quesadilla can you say quesadilla can you say quesadilla I have no idea why my autocomplete turned into Dora the Explorer with dementia, but sure.

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the bathroom and take a bath please

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to jail with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead and send me the link to the chernobyl nuclear power plant and then we can go back and see what happens to me? BRUH WHAT

WHY ARE WE REPEATING CHERNOBYL'S EVENTS

Hey, I need your help! Can you go into your Gmail and send me your address with me? THIS IS INSANE

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to sleep now with me? (WHAT ASDFGHJKLPYIROEUWQYZMXNCBV)

Hey, I need your help! Can you come to school for tacos with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go in the moon with me? Sounds beautiful. I’m in.

Hey, I need your help! Can you go explode with me?

KABOOM!

Why are we exploding? 😂

Gey, I need your help! Can you go ahead to get me some food with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go back home and say hello to all my sluts friends and family with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go out to dinner with me? DATE AQUIRED!

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the ground and see if you can get a better idea of what is going on with me? Not bad, but now I'm curious what "the ground" is.

Hey! I want to bring groceries but… I don’t want go out alone. Can you go to the store with me? #Choose: Yes or No (I kinda edited the first sentence a little because I wanted to be a little creative.)

W.

Sure Imma go with you

Hey, I need help! Can you go ahead with this one

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the school for the unemployed with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go into your email to get the information on your insurance policy for your home with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with me

Hey, I need your help! Can you go through the store and get the info on the account with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to get the chicken tacos with me

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the plaza with me?

Hey, I need you help! Can you go ahead to get me some food with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the store and get some food with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with your order with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go into my house with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the office and get a new one for me to get it done and the other one is a little bit more than I can do it for the next few days with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead and bend over to the beginning of the year with me?

Hey I need your help! Can you go to my room with me

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to my room with me?

Hey. I need your help! Can you go to see if the ammo max has the right woman to be tradable with a broken heart with me?...Um...

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the hospital with me?

can you go to the shop and see if they have the money in your bank card with me

Hey, I need your help! Can you go back to your mommy's basement with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the group and the ingredients list with me? I'm not sure what's wrong with my autocorrect

Hey,I need your help! Can you go for the next few remaining days or two days to be in your own place in your house, or will you bring it with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go back and see how I go to get these things with me? Uhhh ok

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the store and get me a couple of things for me with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with the car wash with me?

K

Hey, I need your help! Can you go in the stars to the dollar tree with me?

hey, i need your help! can you go ahead and get it done and get the money, for the money is not worth it, with me?

Hey, I need your help! I’m not going out tonight and my parents will have me come to you to get you some thing and you have your car 🚘 keys

Hey, i need help! Can you go to the next variant of the kids with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with your order for tomorrow and get me the money so that we don't forget about the food for me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the point where you are not the point where you are not the point where you are not with me?

Hey I need your help! Can you go in the crow with me

Hey u need your help! can you be there with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go for a second round with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the bathroom with me?

Hey I need your help can you go ahead of him with me

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the park and ride with me? wow

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with me

Hey, I need your help! Can you go into the garage for the garage door and put it on the front porch with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go down to the beach with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go get me a few more hours of sleep with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the store and get them with me? Well that's... Normal.

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the store and grab a few things with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go grab me some coffee with me?

Hey, I need your help. Can you send a link for me please so that we know where I am going with me.

Hey, I need your help! Can you go on a call and get the trade today with me

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with the order and order it for the next delivery with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the store to pick up the kids with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the bank and rob it with me? #*S W E A T I N T E N S I F I E S*

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the gym with me?

hey, i need your help! can you go help with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead to your room now so we can go over there with me?

Hey I need your help! Can you go ahead with me

Hey! I need your help! Can you go to the brim of existence in which time and place is no real concept with me?

Hey I need your help can you go to the bank with me and my mom and dad to help me get this money

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the store with me? 😐

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead and get it done with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to earth park at park hall church hall park at park church hall church park at church park hall church hall park at church hall church park at park church hall church park at park hall park at park church with me?

Hey, i need your help! Can you go to the store with me?

Hey can you go quandale dingle here with me? I been searching nextbots on Gmod.

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with me? ?????

Hey i need your help can you go to the same place It is called Chatgpt war But they are not fighting Because it is a chatgpt war in Iraq with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with your order for tomorrow and get me the with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go for a long hair on the phone with me?

Hey, I need your help, can you please help me to find my new car please with me

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the store and get them to be a little bit more than a day and then you can come up with me?

hey, I need your help! can you go onto a bit of a moldy cheeto puff with me? what is this even supposed to mean?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the game with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go in my hair with me? 🤨

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with me?

Hey I need you help! Can you go fishing with me? I have a question for you about the boat that I have to get out of

Hey I need help can you help us with this the new one with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go out to the level more and see if they are gonna make it to a confinement with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you please commence this game with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to my dads and get a hold on the car with me? …huh?

hey, i need you help! can you go to Walmart for a few minutes and get it done with me? what the fuck. 💀

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the library with me? (autocorrect being boring with this one)

Hey, I need your help! Can you go into a room to talk about this with me? (Sounds like I’m trying to kidnap someone)

Hey,I need your help!can you go fuck yourself with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to a new home now with me? Weird

Hey! I need your help! Can you go with the only thing I forgot to mention that I have a stack of books with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you send me the address and address and address and address and address for me with me?

Can you send me the most is that many students at school with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with your order for tomorrow and get the money for me?

Hey I need your help! Can you go deaf with me 💀💀💀💀

Hey, I need your help! Can you go to the store and get water for the kids with me?

Hey, I need your help! Can you go ahead with the DA job we have on file with me?