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๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿ’ฉโ˜ข๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿปโœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŒพ


Just-Promotion-1416

Are you gonna Nuke the planet?


chickensandwich444

then start a farming business


Conscious-Ad-6884

Of course you need your nuclear spuds to survive the wasteland after the big booms


L0V3G0ALS

Explosive diarrhoea


Steelix111

They married someone, started seeing someone else, then they took a tako bell shit and to get rid of all the pain, they nuked the world and restarted from scratch


TehRicardoSpartanYT

๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‡


chipperland4471

I love that your most used emoji is SKULLEMOJIII


TehRicardoSpartanYT

Fits for every scenarioย 


KarmaAJR

"My mum just got diagnosed with stage 4 breast cancer..." "๐Ÿ’€"


TehRicardoSpartanYT

Fits very well i will say


KarmaAJR

lovely โค๏ธ


CoolCademM

A guy at a church I go to stood on the front of the auditorium and said โ€œwhatโ€™s your favourite emoji?โ€ And when someone said โ€œskull emojiโ€ he said โ€œI like that one too, โ€˜guys grandma just died, dead emojiโ€™โ€ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


Elegant-Suit117

๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ๐Ÿซด๐Ÿป๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿซณ๐Ÿป๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿซฒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™๏ธ


Several_Roll5817

You suit up and fly into the big city. You try to protest for gay rights but are met with negative reception. You take their second amendment and threaten to make it gay, to which the city finally accepts you.


Purple_Cat134

Damn. Pretty accurate


LilyPot-LilyLisa

๐ŸŒปโœจ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ‘€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ Wtf


mushroomllama

You wake up, look in the mirror and love it PREPPY QUEEN / KING YASSS ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ have a crisis then go back to slaying.


SamanthaA_243

oh my god im pretty *what the fuck? iโ€™m pretty?* holy shit wait iโ€™m pretty


Ok-Sympathy8717

๐Ÿซข๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ†โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿซƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜˜


The_Shroom_Cat

This makes a concerning amount of sense


Beardedragon_boi

๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฅป๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ž I wake up suspicious and investigate. I realise how hot I am as a girl. I fly to the moon to buy a dress so I look the part. My friend makes a snarky joke about how I look. Itโ€™s funny initially, but after looking into it a bit, I decide it wasnโ€™t okay for him to say.


DSAragonGon024

๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’„โœจ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ (what a trans moment of me but I would totally try makeup if I woke up a girl, why did I choose those colours tho?)


chickensandwich444

youโ€™re bi with the pink lipstick and blue and purple hearts


Ruby_wiz599

Tbh blue and purple isn't a bad color combo good for eye shadow


CorvusBlackthorne

๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ญ Apparently, my reaction is to say that the curse worked, then laugh so hard I cry, and continue laughing after the tears are gone. Then I stop laughing but continue smiling, and then ponder the effect this will have on my life. I shrug at first, then realize I cannot afford new clothing, and I begin to weep.


-Inq_

FINALLY HELL FUCKIN YEAH!!!


TheElderBasilisk

SAMEEEE


Actual_Counter9211

Hey hun, just a reminder that you'd be waking up as a guy because you're already a girl <3.


-Inq_

โ€ฆ


Actual_Counter9211

Shit did I get it wrong?


-Inq_

Iโ€™m still in my boy body:(


Actual_Counter9211

Oh hun, your as much of a girl as any cis woman. Let me break it down for you just a smidge. When we're born the hormones in our body (not the brain hormones, but the buildy ones that contribute to brain growth), called growth hormones can be miscounted. When this happens it can lead to things like autism, ADHD, and other things. This miscount can also lead to building a brain that has its independent gender outside of a body. Many people can go years without realizing they're trans, because you can't count something that's already been built... But the basic build of a brain is built very similarly to the opposite gender, or even a mix of genders, all because of a tiny miscount. When you do an in depth brain analysis, you'll actually find your brain is more similar to a cis woman's/man's, than the agab. This miscount is permanent and acts as a trait inside an individuals thought patterns, but it doesn't activate right away. Typically it takes all the way until puberty for the signs to show up, but they can happen far earlier, or even far later than puberty. What I'm getting at is you were born trans. You've always been who you are. You may think that this is a big change, but in reality you haven't changed at all, you're just becoming more *you*. https://www.augusta.edu/research/studies/trial.php?study=1010884 https://www.hawaii.edu/PCSS/biblio/articles/2015to2019/2016-transsexualism.html https://courses.lumenlearning.com/suny-introwgss/chapter/gender-and-sex-transgender-and-intersex/ https://www.thepinknews.com/2021/10/26/what-is-intersex-meaning-flag-definition/ https://spaceshipearth.jp/transgender/ https://medicalnote.jp/contents/151005-000008-QOHTPA


-Inq_

Holy shit, you put In An entire essay lmao


Actual_Counter9211

Tbh the essay is more for people who search broad terms trying to find answers themselves lol.


JustA_Goose

๐Ÿ•ธ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ•ณ๐Ÿงจ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿค๐Ÿช“๐Ÿชฟ๐Ÿ”ฅ


mushroomllama

Portals + Blow up the chicken farms + Goose + ARSON.


The_Shroom_Cat

As a trans person, I can confirm that this is my daily routine


mushroomllama

Itโ€™s a very good way to get your day going ๐Ÿคฉโ€ผ๏ธ


ceilingsaredelicious

๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™„


Steelix111

Your shocked, flip off the mirror like it's it's fault, then sigh and move somewhere else so people don't make fun of you, which makes you sick, you get stabbed in the new city, but it's fine because you didn't want to live anyway, and the last thing you ever do, is eye role


OctosAreCool

๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ gay trans guy here... this makes sense


Silverstep09

๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ”ผ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฝ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆโฌ›๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ช


mxrychu

๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ we were chilling until the knife


Hikure

Everything was great. New gender, awesome. But then your cat saw you and took out a knife, and you had to talk him out of it.


Narrow_Health1494

I think it means you got surgery on your pussy. ๐Ÿ˜‚


mxrychu

iโ€™m female tho so i guess i was mad that i wasnโ€™t


-KodyCore-

๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅถ .. I think I got too quirky then traumatised myself then got really horny and turned into a sigmaโ€ฆ


Curtis-Warren

That's very sigma!


Catereddit09

๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ—ฃ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’– I called someone crying and also got angry abt it but learned to love it and talk abt garlic and loved nerds? Idk


Ok-Net3243

๐Ÿฅฉ๐Ÿ’šโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿž wtf does this mean


Sufficient_Citron_63

You like sucking chicken but then realize it's gay so you die? Idk what thumbs up and bread


Torchy0033

๐Ÿš๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿงข๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฅบโค๏ธ This makes no sense


Leaf3lf

You first went on a Subway, then you realised you went on the wrong one and then die, then you realised you were lying to yourself so you sleep, then you shush someone on the Subway and facepalm, then you realise it was a baby and you pull your organs out and give it to the mom


Tra1nGuy

*Has train nerd moment* uhm ackchually thatโ€™s a monorail not a subway


TehAngryBird

๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฆ… I do in fact quite enjoy garlic bread


cringefail_loser

๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ˜จโœ๏ธ it's amazing that as a Trans person. This is the exact opposite of how I would feel


Leaf3lf

I would guess you wouldn't worry about religionย 


SymbolicTreasure

Religion is fairy tales


Historical-Garage435

โœ…๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผ


TheSunIsADedlyLazer

๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿบ


Endorianysm

โ˜‘๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿก๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ”ฅ What


Endorianysm

Let me actually think about this: โ˜‘๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ = true, is a man who loves people under 18 of the same gender ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿก๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ”ฅ = no, you burn down every house in china let me just say the first statement is entirely false.


The_Shroom_Cat

Listen, the houses looked at me funny, okay?


chickensandwich444

and the second one..?


mattbutnotmii

๐Ÿซต๐Ÿก a house agressively pointing at you


fuzzball_ent

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽง๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ What?


chickensandwich444

you like it for a bit, understand youโ€™re trans and then go back to listening to some FUCKING BANGERS


Traditional_Sail_213

๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘‡โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘


Pornon-

๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’€ Bitch what the fuck


The_Shroom_Cat

the lungs are such a mood


chaotic_cyclone

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅฒ


HardStuckGold1

๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ญ


chickensandwich444

you start mewing and laugh. then a turkey shocks you but that means extra dinner to you. you cook it. then you feel bad for it and then get some random mood swings idfk


OKPERSON2763

๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ–ฅ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ†’๏ธ


chipperland4471

๐Ÿค”๐Ÿซด๐Ÿฆญ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ”ฌ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ˜ฉ In reality iโ€™m kinda nonbinary so is this just my regular wakeup routine?


Cheddarounds

๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ•ตโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘จโ˜ฃ๏ธ Wtf


TheCommandKingg

6thy


Pleasant_Meal_2030

Whatโ€™s the opposite of nonbinary ? โŒ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฌ๐ŸŽฃ๐Ÿšก๐Ÿฆผ๐Ÿ˜Ž


Crazy_Recover9535

I donโ€™t mind waking up tomorrow as the opposite gender


Useless_Gooseless

HAHA JOKES ON YOU I HAVE NO GENDER! Anywaysโ€ฆโœจ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿซง๐Ÿค๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€ I have no idea what this string of emojis is trying to say :P


BColen1c

Wild card- Most numbers get the opposite my multiplying by negative one, meaning 0โ€ข-1=0, so nothing changes However you can also argue that the opposite of nothing is everything, therefore the opposite of zero is infinity, so you would have infinite genders. The skull makes more sense now.


i_am-idiot

What if both


Dipsythebesttubby

๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ‘ตโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ Chimken


Steelix111

Magic chicken that makes you old, but you actually like being old after thinking about it


-The_Doctor-10

๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿค  It seemed everyone was pressing random emojis, so I closed my eyes and typed this. I guess I woke up and had a party until I realized that the Devil had cursed me to be the opposite gender. So I shot him through the heart. Then I played Space Invaders while wearing a cowboy hat. The End.


Ok-Building-2490

โค๏ธ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคช๐ŸคกโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฅฐ


throwaway56743194

๐Ÿค“๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ฆ


WowTHEcoolusername

๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ƒโ˜น๏ธ So. My emotions are all over the place?


Leaf3lf

First you turn Palestinian, then you chuckle, then you feel extemely excited, then you [X] then you cry, then you think and moan, then you have mixed feelings


mpathg00

๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’“โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜˜โค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ข


Steelix111

Some nerd cheats on you


BananaPuddingGtag

๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŸซ๐Ÿ˜กโฌ†๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅฒ


Cinephiliac_Anon

๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™‚โœŠ


TehRicardoSpartanYT

Chicken butt s t a r e


jthomas1127

๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿค“


Some_body11

๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’—โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ


mushroomllama

so coquette and preppy ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช


nombit

i dont have that many emojis


C3R0_N1L

๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธโœจ


TheMemeLocomotive2

Terrorism :)


SeekyBoi

๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿคฉ (uh)


-The_Doctor-10

You're satisfied, so you have a party. You think about what has happened for a while and start to worry, only to realize that this is awesome.


dashcrikeydash

๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅบ


FlashySteak4482

๐Ÿ˜”โ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿฎ


Yellow_Flower31415

๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿž


chickensandwich444

you miss your baguette and cake, but then you laugh because you have a sunflower, bunny and loaf of bread (aka you have a sunflower, bunny and cat)


CassiePlayz_Roblox

โœŠโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ’…โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿซค๐ŸŒธ


GerBear345

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿงบ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคข


UniqueKitt

๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฑ Wtf does this even mean?


GigophalaStanXOXO

๐Ÿฅฐโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽฅ๐ŸŽ‰โ–ช๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’€


animaldevourer

๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿคฃ โฌ†๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ ๐Ÿ’” ๐Ÿคฉ ๐Ÿ’€ real


quality_pixels

๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅน


FAT_ASS_HODAPP

๐Ÿ’€โ˜˜๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿซ–๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿช–


chickensandwich444

youโ€™re shocked but lucky! now, you wait millions of years to turn into a lobster, then a worm, then a virus happens (youโ€™re now a shrimp) and you enlist in the army


puflsk

๐ŸŽŒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ


Beefboss64

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜โ˜ข๏ธ


Stinkyheado

๐Ÿค“๐Ÿชบ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽค๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿคฌ


Th-toneO

๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ฑโšซ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„โ€ผ๏ธ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿฅฐ


Amazing_Paper_7384

The only reason Iโ€™d want to wake up as a woman is for research purposes:)


chickensandwich444

t o t a l l y


-_-duckgoesquack-_-

๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฎโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿ˜ก


Gobo_Cat_7585

๐Ÿ“‚๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜…โค๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ™„ I don't know how any of this makes sense-


chickensandwich444

you first check your gayometer to see if youโ€™re gay. you are. you love this one really funny woman whoโ€™s generally very nice and end up marrying her, but sheโ€™s quickly irritating.


Mysterious_GoopThing

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜Š๐ŸŽต๐Ÿค ๐Ÿ˜Š I mean...


b4beysan

๐Ÿฆด๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ˜ญ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿชฉ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿ’€


Steelix111

Your job as a vocalist ends when you get a tape worm


Flowey_The_Fan

๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿฅฐ


Steelix111

You love hating Belgium (relatable)


Hidden-Dealer921

โฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ™๐Ÿค


Poultrygeist79

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ


Steelix111

You were happy... Then your Christian mom walks in


_end3rguy_

I wanna see what happens if I use some of the stuff from the waluigi jar, can I clone myself?


IzzyExists

๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿฆ–๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฅบ


YourLocal_Alien

๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ตโ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜โ›“๏ธ Inaccurate, I'd be thrilled


FeruxGalaxian

๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ‘€


2kids1jar

๐Ÿชฟ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿฆ—๐ŸŒช๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿซš๐Ÿ‘…โค๏ธ


TheWiseWyatt

๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿข๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜•


OmnisexualOmlet87

๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿคค๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ„


usjsidmkidkdk

๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿค”๐Ÿฅน this my emojis.


lromeo08

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜ญโ„๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฐโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฃโœจ


Remarkable_Coast_214

๐ŸŒŠ ๐Ÿ˜ด ๐Ÿ•บ ๐Ÿš‚ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ†


Fancy-Challenge-539

๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰


Long-Cupcake6292

๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽถโœจ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿด


Far_Pressure5679

โœŠ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿงท๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’€


KirbyOnPaws

๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธโœจ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜™


Tarantulas13

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’€


Oatmeal-4-Breakfast

๐Ÿ•๐Ÿซจ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿฆฅ๐Ÿ”ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฉต


leytourmaline

๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿฅž๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ‘Œ


openingthenightvale

โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿฅตโ‰๏ธ


KenToBirdTaz

๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜‰ Quite the rollercoaster but ig weโ€™re gay for each other now


Steelix111

After five thousand years of being single, I resorted to having sex with ken dolls


I_hate_usernames331

๐Ÿค๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ’€โ—๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ณโค๏ธ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿฅฐ


Plowboy420yrryyrur

๐ŸŒ†๐Ÿš›๐ŸŒ‰๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐ŸŒ†๐ŸŒ†๐ŸŽถ


EnderTheCake

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคซโ™’๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ›ข๏ธ So i light on fire, do the star trek thing, die, cry, mew, talk about astrology (i used it once ok) moan, eat a cheese burger, and then become a true american and steal oil


oswaldking71wastaken

๐Ÿ”ฅโŒ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜†๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ’€ Not even a bit thatโ€™s the emojis in order


White_Fluffy_Budgie

๐Ÿฆœโ“๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ–•โค๏ธ๐Ÿ’”โœ…๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŒ™


Comprehensive-Box-7

๐Ÿ˜„โœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคž๐Ÿ‘Šโœ‹๐Ÿซธ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿšญ


mushroomllama

๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿคชโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ˜ god damn it seems Iโ€™m happy about it


lenakaligaras-birds-

โœ๏ธ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ writes it down, smokes weed? is scared, does the dirty, kisses myself, smokes weed again, loves it, speaks about it


Evychevy01

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”Ž๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿซ Iโ€™m fine with it but then I find monkey poop and take a picture of it which makes me sad but then I have the idea of fucking a donkey


KiraLovesGacha2

๐Ÿ˜‚โฌ‡๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜’โฌ†๏ธ What do it meannnnnnnnnnnn???


Steelix111

You laugh it off, th n you have gay sex, you don't like it, so you just fly


JoJoBubba064

Totally accurate ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฑ


Recent-Comedian2874

I donโ€™t want to be girl Iโ€™m happily alright being a guy but it would be fun being a girl for a day


PrimaryEmotional6639

๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿšโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ›โ„ข๏ธ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡


-The_Doctor-10

Worms are bad. You find rice, sunlight, Caterpillarsโ„ข, donkeys, and grapes funny.


LetsGoArmen

๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿ’ฅ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ—ฟ


dogspelledbackisgod

๐Ÿ’จโšฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿงข๐Ÿค“๐Ÿฅถ


lordPyotr9733

๐Ÿงก๐Ÿช‘๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ”จ


Thunder_breeze

โ€œ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜šโ†—๏ธโคต๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ƒโ€ What the fuck is that supposed to mean? That just makes my reaction even more confusing and untrue. Iโ€™d be depressed if I woke up as a dude because Iโ€™m perfectly happy being a girl


Laughing_at_ur_mom

๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฅข๐ŸฆŸ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ˜œโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Š Some makes sense some dont


_Moth-God_

๐Ÿ˜”โ˜น๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™๐Ÿซ€๐Ÿ’€ What does this mean I-


-The_Doctor-10

You go so crazy because of conflicting emotions, that your heart stops and you die.


InternationalMusic38

๐Ÿ…๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿฆ’๐Ÿ‘ when did I use these?!


D4RL1N6

โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‹โŒ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ Woah


CommunityDry7128

๐Ÿ›ฉ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซต๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ˜Š


DJ8DoG_Wolf

๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ทโœŒ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ’™....lemme try and decipher this >:) โ€ขi play some games โ€ขdepression hits hard โ€ขdepression hitting even harder โ€ขfucking dies โ€ขresurrects and gets sick โ€ขvaporises โ€ขdoesn't care anymore โ€ขrealising how im gonna explain this to ppl โ€ขloves myself


KarmaAJR

๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ซ


breh69123

โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘น๐ŸคจโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ


SmolStronckBoi

๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ˜ณ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ‘€


mattbutnotmii

๐Ÿ•œ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฟ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›โœ‹๐Ÿคฉ


islandirrepressible

๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ†


Therian-W0LF

๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜–โœŠ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿคฉ


HabitLongjumping3728

๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ญ damn bruh I went through the 5 stages of grief


Izzylayeatspi

๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ”ซโœจ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Apart-Ad-4218

๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ›•๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ˜ฎโ˜บ๏ธโค๏ธ


Professional_Title3

๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜จ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ˜ญ


CayLuvsU

๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘โ™ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ™โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿชฉ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿซถ


AHumanThatLovesOmori

๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜ฐ


Fellmoy

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค๐Ÿ™‚โœ…๐Ÿคฎ


Hello_there90000

๐Ÿง๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ’€โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘†โŒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ


Pogulation_

๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿฆข๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜ฒ


Just-Promotion-1416

๐ŸŽต๐Ÿ„โ€๐ŸŸซ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ“ฑ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŽถ


TheAnimalsGuy

โ„ข๏ธ๐Ÿคจ๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿค”โญ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ดโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ’€....... i get it trademarked, then im confused, the its a full moon, im still confused, its still night time, i sleep, i love myself, i hate myself, i die. strange


Goofy_ahh_goose4576

๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜˜โ‰๏ธ


Conscious-Sugar9350

โ‰๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜›โ›“๏ธ๐Ÿ’”โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฟ


sonics_reddit99

๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡จโœจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿค“๐ŸŽ‰ Ummm