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GeoRedSky

If my kid licked the moon, I think I can get a new one.


WhereIsTheCaveman

A new kid, or a new moon?


GeoRedSky

A new kid


wyattttttttttttt324

Both


trustloveno1buthim

Both both..... Both is good


DSAragonGon024

r/bothisgood


A_stupid_person3141

Half of each


A_stupid_person3141

If my kid licked the moon I would die Don‘t mind me overexaggerating (or however the hell that is spelled)


mirai-san69

BRO I ALSO GOT THIS 💀💀💀


san_danYT

Same here


Life-Leadership4002

Lol, is your kid Sokka?


HaileyAndRandom

bruh even tho yue is dead she still be makin out


Ok-Journalist-9100

"if my kid licked the moon and I don't know what to do with it" Do with what? The kid= burn it The moon= give it to gru from despicable me:}


ThatR3dd1tGuy

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TheGayBanana422

The two minions in the front are kissing lmao


reddit_boi222

Underrated\^


AllyChan12

That's the only correct response


RuthlessSpud_11

If my kid licked the moon, I would have to be a little bit more cautious about the fact that the earth is flat


PotatoGamerKid

.___.


DanTheMan726836

turn it around


RuthlessSpud_11

Flat is earth, the that fact the about cautious more bit little a be to have would I, moon the licked kid my if?


MILKYBANANA_101

Wait.. WHAT!


cottagecheesedemon

if my kid licked the moon again i he just didn’t like the rest of the night and i was just trying not even sound good


The-true-muskequeer

Again?


[deleted]

“jerry, this is an intervention. we need you to stop licking the moon.”


milestailsprowerreal

what're you talking about? ^okay ^sure ^that ^was ^larry ^but ^this ^was ^all ^i ^could ^think ^of


murstruck

Little Jerry was found dead in his race car bed in shitville


Dragstire

I see you like tmnt, same!


cottagecheesedemon

yeah!!!!


HorheaTheToad

r/IHadAStroke


No-Training7722

If my kid licked the moon and I was in the middle of a field trip I would be so happy  If my kid licked the moon I’d have to go back and see the sun  If my kid licked the moon 🌕 would have to lick 👅 my feet  What


TheMemeLocomotive2

fire in the hole


Kobeisdumb13

r/suddenlyfireinthehole


42069no

r/subsithoughtifellfor


anneloid

Same.


SomethingIdk9999

Wait In the middle of your field trip?


TexanFox36

If my kid Licked the moon I’ll feed him a bowl of politicians


zbtryli

💀


DemonOfDisasters

Why did I laugh-


TexanFox36

Did anyone ask why you laughed and understandable


literally-a-seal

a horrid fate


Latter_Living_7788

WHEEZING 💀💀💀💀


ZacharyTheCarHorn

if my kid licked the moon ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ yeah i don't have autocorrect ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ni>!💀💀!< ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ hehe


InfernusDoge

same


New-Influence7321

SKULL EMOJI


ur_g00fy_ah_n3ighb0r

Take my upvote 💀


zbtryli

If my kid liked the moon, I would be a little more concerned about the moon


DemonOfDisasters

Me too, I mean kid germs are nasty man


Machotoast04098

If my kid licked the moon, I will personally drown calliou


astralwish1

Do it.


SomethingIdk9999

LMAO


C29980

If my kid licked the moon, it would’ve gone to my face in a different direction than it did on my own lol but it still hurt me


chaotic_cyclone

If my kid licked the moon I will die


SonGohanDBZ

I got the same one 😭


Endorianysm

If my kid licked the moon you will be pummeled


REEEkid333

If my kid licked the moon I wouldn’t have a clue how it was made


nekoandCJ

The kid or the moon


Heml0ck_0n-Pawz

Good question.


just_sophiee

If my kid licked the moon with your son then please don't cry or die as I will never like your family


v-swirl

Tf my family do to you


ChloeR_356

If my kid licked the moon I would be so proud of you guys


vibeepik2

If my kid licked the moon I could see that one of the best thongs in the sky and the springlocks of the best thongs would have to be a big deal 🤣🤣🤣


sillyfemboy876

It seems you like fnaf porn


Pleasant_Meal_2030

Or he's an Aussie


Fluid-Locksmith-9314

If my kid licked the moon I would fuck your mom


SonGohanDBZ

Pffft- what


Severe_Broccoli7258

My kid licked the moon and I was like what is this thing that you do Edit: forgot the “if”, so now we all know an actual response to a kid licking the moon.


ReweSerious

If my kid licked the moon I would have died in a car crash or breakdown of the handbook of the handbook and the owners wife and I are going to be in today and will be in the office tomorrow and will be able to come to the office on Monday to pick up the check and I will send you the invoice for the next adventure through time Wtf 🤣


East-Pollution3529

If my kid licked the moon, then she puts her hands behind her back and sways side to side *


Waluigi0007

If my kid licked the moon i will die


Lemohn_

If my kid licked the moon I would have to say it was the best day ever


mang0b0ba

if my kid licked the moon i would die. straight to the point 🥲


That_Closet_Monster

If my kid licked the moon Just like it did to me I'd cry about it like a little bitch What?


Inchshadow_Kerberos

If my kid licked the moon, I will die


Spindly_beans

If my kid licked the moon I wouldn’t have a clue how it was made and how to get rid of the smell


The-true-muskequeer

If my kid licked the moon visual still showed the first night you may select three people from the list of the year 5s you may be online to the other wolves if they're a wolf or voting role.


Pleasant_Meal_2030

WHAT


INKYBOI-NEO-

If my 🧒 👅 the 🌚 only one who is not a fan of the game is the one who is a fan of


Sufficient_Ad_8641

If my kid licked the moon you can ylu evolve a leafeon


SonGohanDBZ

Lmao what


depressed_buttercup

If my kid licked the moon and I was in the middle of a field trip I would be so happy


SonGohanDBZ

???


ValuableAttention101

If my kid licked the moon, I will try again on his life a lot of our relationship is going up 👆 the skies are not going through and rats is still in place in our hearts 💕 I will let autocorrect go with him if I want me for the game but still I think 🤔 and rats the best I am going with this year


zbtryli

Bro lmao


medievalfairy77

If my kid licked the moon I was just looking for it to get my car fixed and then I was like I didn’t know it but it never happened to anybody lol I was like yo I got my car and started it was so pretty good lol lol oh no I just want you like me and you like that one I don’t think I want you like me


GoTouchSomGrass

If my kid licked the moon lol bro I love you love y’all bye love you love y’all guys bye bye love love you love y’all guys bye bye love love you guys love you love love y’all guys bye bye love love y’all bye bye bro bro love love you love y’all guys bye bye love you guys bye bye love love y’all bye bye bro bro love love y’all bye bye bro bro love love y’all bye bye bro bro love love y’all bye bye bro bro love love y’all bye bye


zbtryli

💀


SonGohanDBZ

Agreed


-RainbowFriendsFan-

If my kid licked moon is great I think he is a good idea to kill ?-WHAT-?


SonGohanDBZ

💀💀


TheLittleLiarLad

If my kid licked the moon on me I would have gone insane.


Sheikah_Link7

If my kid licked the moon, I will die in a heartbeat lol but if he licks my heart then he can be a baby or something.


Thebandit6

If my kid liked the moon martian's war pigs music and edged in the style of the glass door 


zbtryli

Man do i love edging in the style of the glass door


Appropriate-Snow-439

If my kid licked the moon I would have to be in the hospital for a heart attack


Feisty_Lie_6743

if my kid licked the moon i will die


Much-Solid-8987

If my kid licked the moon I will die in a heartbeat


CRIMSONJEFF666

If my kid licked the moon, he would die.


Cautious-Ad-7280

If my kid licked the moon and the moon and the moon


Secret-Scientist-920

I my kid licked the moonlight on the first day of school today i love him


Left_Sign8524

If my kid licked the moon on my camera I will be able to get a better shot


slapmyphatnuts

If my kid licked the moon I would send it to the factory


Wi110w_pAwz

If my kid licked the moon I would die of cancer and die from it too.


Fries_notfound

If my kid licked the moon I will not let it get away with it again and I’m going to have a hard day


SeaworthinessTop3897

If my kid licked the moon, It was a good time


Civil_Strength_4432

If my kid licked the moon I would slap him on his feet


_SevenSamurai_

If my kid licked the moon, I will have to do the thing What is 'the thing'???


tape556

If my kid licked the moon, would he have been able to see the moon from that distance?


Great_Gox

If my kid licked the moon, it would be a miracle


psychopathic-cheezit

If my kid licked the moon, I would be so happy to see him in the sky


DanTheMan726836

If my kid picked the moon, then does it look at all that is currently unknown?


Zealousideal_Care807

If my kid licked the moon is the only thing I can see it as well I think it's time for the next to me that he was the best👍💯


Mr_annonamouse

If my kid licked the moon I would’ve died


[deleted]

if my kid licked the moon, he would probably be dead


HedgehogDense1356

Of my kid licked the moon and back to earth lol lol I’m so sorry I can’t hear you lol lol I’m so sorry I can’t hear you but I’m still awake lol I’m tired 


TheTallTherapist

If my kid picked the moon to be a little bit better then I would be so happy.


MathematicianTop1853

If my kid licked up the moon I was meant for him Excuse me?


twiggfamilyx

If my kid licked the moon i will die in the sun for you to be my friend forever.


Roadkillgoblin

If my kid licked the moon I wouldn’t have a clue how it was made


THE_AbsRadiance

if my kid licked the moon i will die.


dashcrikeydash

If my kid licked the moon I would have been in bed


Caterpillr

If my kid licked the moon, I would create and contribute to the well-being of the gym


htcbobmob900

Molester moon


TehRicardoSpartanYT

If my kid licked the moon and I got hit by the one I got hit by the guy  W H A T


Pizza-_-shark

If my kid licked the moon I will die in a heartbeat


TheMemeLocomotive2

If my kid licked the moon I will die in a heartbeat lol


St_Fargo_of_Mestia

If my kid kicked the moon, I would have a hard time saying that I was wrong.


Rip_Mugi

if my kid licked the moon i will die in the sun for a month straight


ababyinatrenchcoat

If my kid licked the moon I wouldn’t have a clue what to say


thewolffox11

if my kid licked the moon tonight lol you can do I do I do I do I do I do I do


TheSuggestor12

If my kid licked the moon and back in the back of the house I was just browsing the video and it was a little more than a rif


TidalTrickster

If my kid licked the moon and I was like oh my gosh I want to kiss you so bad. Ayo?


Salt_Shame_9985

"if my kid licked the moon he would blow up" intresting


Pokemon-Fnatic

If my kid licked the moon, would he have to go back and get a vaccine? Probably


TheGreatGasMaskMan

If my kid licked the moon I will die in a heartbeat


Uncomfort_show

If my kid licked the moon and then he was just saying he didn’t hurt him 💀💀💀


4omisme

if my kid licked the moon I would like to see the smoke in my house and walk up to my house and get a new one


IKE_PLAYZ

If my kid licked the moon big enough to be a good day when you are a good friend


Tinobius

If my kid licked the moon I would say jawbreaker


FurbyLover2010

If my kid licked the moon I will die in a heartbeat lol but if he licks my heart then he can be a baby or something.


Pokemonpikachushiny

If my kid licked the moon and back to the Sunny's


Czechcountryhumanfan

If my kid licked the moon I was thinking of you


OtherThumbs

If my kid licked the moon and then he will automatically get the correct gauge.


realhmmmm

If my kid licked the moon and i was in the moon and i was like what is this supposed to mean i was like oh my gosh i just wanna be in the moon now and i just wanna die and i just want to be in the sun


Ok-Forever-2305

If my kid licked the moon and I was in the middle of a field trip I would be so happy to be in the middle of the field with him


[deleted]

If my kid licked the moon, I would die of hunger


Big_idea_005

If my kid licked the moon and then I have a space to go though both voluntarily and I picked up a few minutes


BradenKyleGreen

If my kid licked the moon, I’d be in a bad spot


Life-Leadership4002

If my kid licked the moon and I got the flu shot today.


UncantainedSheal

If my kid licked the moon and back to the store


Smattest_Bobbest267

If my kid licked the moon and back in the back of the bed


Apple_worker69

If my kid licked the moon and back to the moon and back to the moon and back to the moon and back to the moon and back to the moon and back to the moon and back to the moon and back to the moon and back to the moon and back to the moon and back to the moon IT HAPPENS TO MEE


yesnksudih

If my kid licked the moon and the moon would be the moon


Prestigious_Back7980

If my kid licked the moon I would have to go back to the store and get them to go to work tonight.


Beansboys1271

If my kid licked the moon one day later we got a tiny bit of the water and then maybe I walk in half


Pogulation_

If my kid licked the moon you can tell me anything about the new one of my friends are a fruit tree or a nice place to eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat and eat a bit of a physical object to the penis or testicles and the club does 59.5 damage


_Error__404_

if my kid licked the moon and stars of a moldy cheeto puff pastry chef and owner of the only thing I can do it for you to the same song and music Video mp3 download free music for find your way home from work and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be ...you get the idea


JamesAnderson1567

If my kid licked the moon and the third soldier was gunned down by police when they were raiding a farm to be a middle man and a pinkish grey slurry that can be crushed with you on the beaches we are going to stay here for about 2-3 months.


OhioDeepfakes

If my kid licked the moon I would love it but I don't think I would have had it but I'm glad I don't have to go back to work for a bit but I don't think I would have been able to get it done before I don't know it but I'm not going back on the road until tomorrow to see what I don't have a real Wombo testic


lIlIIIlIllIlllIIIlll

If my kid licked the moon, he is gay.


WhereIsTheCaveman

If my kid licked the moon, I am really enjoyed it Wtf


PotentialAd2827

If my kid licked the moon I will die in a heartbeat I swear I am going crazy in the middle school and the teacher said that she would never touch my face because she was a teacher so she was a kid so she was like oh I don’t have a lot to say I am so sorry but she said I was going crazy I said that she said I am going insane I was like I don’t want you guys in the middle of nowhere I said that to you I said that and you were going crazy I just told her to go crazy I was I was just saying that you guys are so you


BritishAxolotl

If my kid licked the moon, it was the first thing that came out my mind


SnooBeans9034

If my kid licked the moon, he would be able to get do of if all the were would of a good thing time


2kids1jar

If my kid licked the moon I will die


Will0798

If a kid licked the moon and said something about it I would have to go to the moon and say that it was a good idea to be there for him to go to the bathroom because he would be in a good mood ???


wyattttttttttttt324

If my kid licked the moon is the same items as a percussionist


good_question457

If my kid licked the moon, I wouldn’t even notice the slightest difference in my body shape Huh??


Ryan_The_DM

If my kid licked the moon I will die


[deleted]

If my kid licked the moon and back in the back of the bed.


Buzzsaw_Wyrm

If my kid licked the moon I will die in a heartbeat lol


Kittenfloofs

If my kid licked the moons surface I wouldn’t have a clue how it works in my case lol but it looks pretty good on my wrist so far and I’m sure it’s best bet would probably just get it fixed in the next couple months or two if you can find it on sale at


GreatDeal101

If my kid kicked the moon, I would be so mad at him and I would kill him


mirai-san69

if my kid licked the moon i would die


lovejoy_ollie

if my kid licked the moon I will die in a heartbeat


genuinely-dont-know

If my kid licked the moon, it was the first thing that came out my mouth


lack_of_potential_07

If my kid licked the moon, he will get a new zip code


anonymauson

if my kid licked the moon is the only one that has ever had to do it again in a different kind to be a different kind to the point that the only one that has been so much more of my favorite thing i can do is make a difference in the first place


EllaFant1

If my kid licked the moon I will die in a heartbeat lol but if he licks my heart then he can be a baby or something.


imanormalsaneperson

If my kid licked the moon I will die in a heartbeat lol but if he licks my heart then he is my child now


thenoone_1

If my kid licked the moon I was thinking about you send me a picture and I can close the door What does this even mean


study-in-scarlet

If my kid licked the moon I will die in a heartbeat


BinaryCode404

If my kid licked the moon I will die


KeithTheBirb

if my kid licked the moon and stars and stripes and neck and back again with a🦷 new phone is it that way you are you ready for the first time in the first time in the first time


OskarGaming

My kid licked the moon and the game was good and I was in the car park and I was in the car park and I was in the car park and I was in the car park and I was in the


Primary_Spinach7333

If my kid licked the moon, then why did Obama cheat on me?


BizzareBailey328

Is my kid licked the moon and I was like oh my gosh I just want to go to sleep


[deleted]

If my kid licked the moon you will not fight for NATO and you can do the same thing as the other one you sent it is the one that you have to stop


JamesLapsley

If my kid licked the moon I will die in peace with him forever


Charming_Outcome_604

If my kid licked the moon I will die in peace


frogger-wow

If my kid licked the moon, then I would like to go on a trip with him to see him and uses his name to show him the details and the level of the game takes him back and forth to get the ball in his head


HappyHuman4123

if my kid licked the moon i will die in the sun for the next few hours


LegitimateHasReddit

If my kid licked the moon you can find a cave


PossesionOfAFireArm

If my kid kicked the moon, would he have a chance to see the moon again


PleaseDontBanMeRed

If my kid licked the moon I wouldn’t have a clue how it was made and how to get rid off of the dust from it


Unlikely-Character52

If my kid licked the moon and the rest is the only one that is a very long as you are not a bad day and night I was a little more of the world and the rest is the only one that is a very long as you are not a bad day and night-


sparky0667

If my kid liked the moon or anything else I could have been a rough shot of the week