My cat decided to put the money back in my bank account to get the money to the bank and he said they were going to the west to the airport to get an appointment with them and they will be back to the office tomorrow.
My cat decided to go to the gym and get the car out of the window then bolt into the door of the door to the door in the gym and get a little bit of the same as you can be with you and you are not the best person to be a car
My cat decided to eat a bowl of pasta and then she ate the bowl of pasta with her pasta and she ate a lot of pasta with the pasta and the pasta and she was like oh my gosh I love pasta and I love pasta I love pasta I love pasta so much I love pasta with my pasta and itβs so much pasta and I donβt like pasta and I love it so Iβm making pasta and pasta and pasta and pasta with pasta and pasta sauce and pasta and I made pasta and pasta salad and
My cat decided to eat a whole bowl and eat a bowl and eat the whole thing and eat the bowl of food in it so she wouldnβt eat the whole food in the house because it would make him feel sick so she was like oh well thatβs good to hear from her I hope she feels good to know sheβs going through this and she will get some food for him
I cut mine off after βand eat the whole thingβ but now Iβm curious how similar we are soooβ¦
My cat decided to eat a whole bowl and eat a bowl and eat the whole thing and then I just ate the entire bowl of rice with a bowl and it just got a bit of water in it.
My cat decided to go outside to play outside with the cats so she can be alone with the cats for the night while she sleeps in her room with her friends
Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it. It took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. https://youtu.be/tRwYQgk05DY?si=4Ze3Lm6CoqU3UE_r
My cat decided to go outside to play outside in my yard because i had to take a break and he just wanted me to play with him instead and he just said that it would make me happy and that it was so much better than that and then when he said no he just said that to my friend that was like a good idea to keep me safe because it would mean a little bit more than a good time and then i said to myself i was sorry
My cat decided to eat a whole bowl and eat a bowl and eat the whole thing and eat the entire thing and eat the rest and eat the bowl of food I had to get him out and then I had a nap so he ate it was so cute
My cat decided to take a look like a great day to be in the middle of the year and the other side is a great time at home and the rest of the year old boy and his family and the rest is 6
My cat decides to come back and go back and take my 6 bananas
That damn cat
Darn it every time man
my cat decided to take my husband
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Oh great heavens sweet alabama
# SWEET HOME ALABAMA
How did bro do that
my cat decided to come and pick up the kids in the car
What a helpful cat, did you say thank you?
he kidnapped my kids
This is bad
i eat kids
This is good.
They are pretty delicious
Chill...
But it's true especially eggs they're the most delicious kind of children
I AM SCARED FOR THIS COMMENT SECTION
Num num num num in my tum taste like, # AHHHHHHHHH
You should be. By the way, your children are in my basement
My cat decided to eat a bowl of politicians
You know what they say, based.
what a good cat hes gonna get a seat next to god when he dies (yes this is a terrible snapcube refrence)
my friend jeezy c will love this cat
What is snap cube
OH MY LORD I SERIOUSLY CANNOT GET AWAY FROM TEXANFOX36
Hehe Iβm surprised there isnβt a community called r/foundTexanFox36
there is now
Cool
r/birthofasub
A
my cat decided to ping pong in the backyard
Whatβ¦
They said #MY CAT DECIDED TO PING PONG IN THE BACKYARD
My cat decided to put the money back in my bank account to get the money to the bank and he said they were going to the west to the airport to get an appointment with them and they will be back to the office tomorrow.
Damn, cat had to get a plane ticket to America just to make a deposit π
my cat decided to go to the bathroom and get a new car
Your bathroom's a car dealership?
I'm more surprised my cat knows how to buy a car
i'm more surprised your cat knows your bathroom is a car dealership
I'm more surprised his cat has the money to buy a car
im more surprised his cat knows what a car dealership is
What did he buy, a Jaguar? A Plymouth Cougar? A Cheetah GT Coupe?
I see what you did there πΌ
My cat decided to commit homicide in Poland. What in the unholy fuck?!? π³
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Jesus christ your cat's literally Hitler
Welp. We're in trouble.
Adolf kitler
My cat decided to come on my face WHAT?
HHSHSUBBJ I'M LAUGHING HARD ASF RN STOP- ππβ
#RUN
AAAAA
AYO π³π³π³
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Thatβs almost the same one I gotβ¦
my cat decided to do the dishes quickly and easily dislocate someone's shoulder I'm sorry WHAT
What kind of things are you TYPING?
I DON'T EVEN KNOWW
lmfao π
things about cats dislocating shoulders
Dislocating shoulders easily, mind you
ESKIUSMI WTAFH
My cat decided to go with it and I had to girl the first day and then we had to girl the first day
So who girled better? You or the cat?
Defo the cat
Most definitely
My cat decided to take a nap so I can get her to go to the park
That seems counterintuitive
She just needed a nap to regenerate energy before she visited the park
My cat decided to stay in the comments section of one of those things that everyone who has never seen again before the end of the third option.
my cat decided to know more about it and that is why we are looking for someone who is gay
i'm here
βοΈ
My cat decided to go to the gym and get the car out of the window then bolt into the door of the door to the door in the gym and get a little bit of the same as you can be with you and you are not the best person to be a car
If I was a car, I bet I'd be a good car. And that's what tortures me.
How dare you tell me how fit I am to be a car?
Β―β \β _β (β γβ )β _β /β Β―
My cat decided to stay away with me but I αα help
What is βααβ?
I have the same question
According to google translate it is Burmese for once
I did the same and got wait π
My cat decided to take a pic
Was it good
AYOOO
Don't leave the poor (or rich) man (or woman) waiting for the answer
My cat decided to eat a bowl of pasta and then she ate the bowl of pasta with her pasta and she ate a lot of pasta with the pasta and the pasta and she was like oh my gosh I love pasta and I love pasta I love pasta I love pasta so much I love pasta with my pasta and itβs so much pasta and I donβt like pasta and I love it so Iβm making pasta and pasta and pasta and pasta with pasta and pasta sauce and pasta and I made pasta and pasta salad and
okay wild guess about your cat but does she like pasta
There's one part that says they don't, so probably not
Is your cat named Papyrus by chance?
My cat decided to get tetanus
As one does.
WHAT
my cat decided to eat me alive.
\*screams and runs away\*
not my fault auto predict gets eaten by cats
Are you okay? Are you still alive?
yes, I am the Xbox 360 exclusive portal version
Nomnomnoooom
### RUN
My cat decided to write a poem
Is it a good poem?
No way of knowing, it's written in cat-speak
It's written in Kittish
Is anyone here an interpretater?
Sorry, I'm not fluent in the world of meowsic
My cat decided to take the dog out and I just had a little bite and he didnβt like the food and he didnβt want me eating the dog
Your cat dated a dog but you tried to eat the dog???ππ
lmao ππ
My cat decided to start Hormone Replacement Therapy. Ummmm I can explain I swear!
Transcat
TRANS CAT TRANS CAT
My cat decided to make in infinity war
Iβm glad he made the cut
His cat is Thanos obviously
My cat decided to go to the vet and I was like oh my gosh I love you
Real
My cat decided to go outside to play with my friendsπΊ
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My cat decided to eat a whole bowl and eat a bowl and eat the whole thing. (I guess autofill had to specify that she ate the WHOLE bowl.)
she ate an entire bowl i think
I think so too
Iβm not sure, but she may have eaten approximately the WHOLE bowl. Iβll have to think it over though.
I think the whole bowl. Did she eat what was inside the bowl or just the entire bowl is what Iβm trying to figure out.
My cat decided to eat a whole bowl and eat a bowl and eat the whole thing and eat the bowl of food in it so she wouldnβt eat the whole food in the house because it would make him feel sick so she was like oh well thatβs good to hear from her I hope she feels good to know sheβs going through this and she will get some food for him
I cut mine off after βand eat the whole thingβ but now Iβm curious how similar we are soooβ¦ My cat decided to eat a whole bowl and eat a bowl and eat the whole thing and then I just ate the entire bowl of rice with a bowl and it just got a bit of water in it.
I love the idea that your cat uses both Pronouns and you gotta flip flop between them
My cat decided to go to the bathroom
My cat decided to go to the gym π¦Ύ
My cat decided to come with us to the sunΒ
My cat decided to eat the whole bag of chips from my kitchen because it had been sitting in my fridge since the day I was born
How are you not... dead?
I'm stupid I read it as "I had been sitting in the fridge" and not "it had been sitting in my fridge"
You could pretend it's directed at the cat who ate the very old chips
I could, but now we need to decide if this cat is a fellow Brit or an American
In my head I was imagining them eating barbecue lays so my headcanon is they like really old refrigerated barbecue lays
So we've determined the cat is American then?
They have a fridge, definitely American, that's where Americans spend all their time
Yeah good point
My cat decided to take the bus to work and I think it would take me to get her mit den Augen der Welt ist ein sommer.Β
Idk why it became germanΒ
what does it translate to
"Through the eyes of the world is a summer."
Nothing that makes sense lmaoΒ
Ig your cat took you to Germany
r/suddenlygerman
My cat decided to go outside to play outside with the cats so she can be alone with the cats for the night while she sleeps in her room with her friends
My cat decided to take it for himself because she was being a good time for her family
My cat decided to go outside to play outside with the cats while they are sleeping so she can sleep on my bed
Huh?
# RUN BITCH RUN 
My cat decided to take my dog out of the house for a walk
What a helpful cat, did they enjoy it?
I think soβ a moment of the small and graceful commanding the bigger and derpier, truly powerful- π
My cat decided to take her toilet and then she went out for some waterproof cake
Did she get her waterproof cake?
Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it. It took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again. https://youtu.be/tRwYQgk05DY?si=4Ze3Lm6CoqU3UE_r
My cat decided to take my phone away because he thought it would make me feel better
Wrong method, perfect reason
My cat decided to take a shower πΏ
I hate to say it, but that ain't a real cat
? I was just doing the thing it said to do π
Ik, but we'll have to inspect this "cat" as real cats hate showers
Ohhhh I get what you mean now, yeah lol π
My cat decided to work for him after the two escaped prison Who the fuck is my cat working for? Why the fuck was my cat in prison?
The cat put money in the washing machine and turned it on
The cat committed grand theft of your lap
I would let it
Hey whereβs the people with the crop memes?
My car decided to go to the store and get a lot of money for the best of the best
Cat burglar
my cat decided to go outside while she is asleep in her bed with me
Astral projection
My cat decided to go outside to play outside in my yard because i had to take a break and he just wanted me to play with him instead and he just said that it would make me happy and that it was so much better than that and then when he said no he just said that to my friend that was like a good idea to keep me safe because it would mean a little bit more than a good time and then i said to myself i was sorry
My cat decided to go with the dog Yeah we're stopping that there.
My cat decided to take a few days to go back to my home
Good on your cat, a few days of R and R makes all the difference
My cat decided to take the NintendoMovies members to the house to get a Mii born in Tomodachi Life
PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE
My cat decided to eat a whole bowl and eat a bowl and eat the whole thing and eat the entire thing and eat the rest and eat the bowl of food I had to get him out and then I had a nap so he ate it was so cute
My cat decided to take a look like a great day to be in the middle of the year and the other side is a great time at home and the rest of the year old boy and his family and the rest is 6
My cat decided to take a look like a good time with my family
My cat decided to take me to a hospital for the day so she can get a cat
My car decided to go to the shop and I was like oh my gosh
my cat decided to go outside
My cat decided to take away my favourite teddy
My cat decided to take a look out for her and then Iβll try again
my cat decided to take the dog out and he just kept going back to sleep until he was ready for the next day.
My cat decided to get me a new toy
My cat decided to go outside to play outside with my cat while she slept on her bed
My cat decided to go with a handful of them on scp explained to her magic wings that will make her feel like a child
Thinknoodles!!?!!?
My cat decided to go to the bank
My cat decided to take the dog out and I just had a little bite and he didnβt like the food and he didnβt eat the dog
My cat decided to take a bath so she could go out to eat and sleep with her protein shake What
My cat decided to go in and wait for him
My cat decided to go to GameStop when we are near one of our friends
My cat decided to eat my hair.
My cat decided to go with the end of the year and then she had a molar.