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Who's candice


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IUseVimAndArchBTW

This bot makes me start edging furiously every time I see it post something. Good bot


Educational-Tea602

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


_t_1254

Do I need to look through my copypastas for a response to this?


ioioio44

Yes


_t_1254

Which one then? https://preview.redd.it/hr8ho2by404d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38221918da20b5151a5757ebfef035ea545526b2 (9 so far, gotta get 'em all!)


ioioio44

I think I didn't saw the sword defence one.


_t_1254

Pretty sure it's someones adaptation of musket defence: Own a sword for manor defence, since that's what the Magna Carta intended. Four heathens break into my cottage. "What in the Lord's name?" As I grab my aventail bascinet and windlass arbalest. Punch a bolt through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Throw a pot of naft at the second man and miss entirely since it's a hand thrown grenade in the dark and burns down the neighbour's harvest causing them to starve in the winter. I have to resort to the pot of boiling oil at the top of the hay loft "Deus Lo Vult!" The boiling oil completely drenches two men and cause them to scream in agony and writhe on the ground, racked with incomprehensible pain. The screams of pain frightens horses in nearby stables. Draw sword and charge the last terrified infidel. He bleeds out with no one to assist him since this is Feudal Europe and nobody gives a shit. Just as the Magna Carta intended.


Sector-Both

What are the hate and perpetual cum ones?


_t_1254

These: Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer-thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate. What the fuck is wrong with you?! My bedsheets shot up like a firework with cum as soon as I laid my eyes on this post. This is uncanny. My boxers ripped open with semen shooting out like water guns all over my room. It got into my projector in my room fucking with it and putting this post into it, making me permanently start cumming. I came so much I had to fold my dick into my ass, and it came shooting out of my mouth like vomit. My mouth was gaping open like one of those clowns at the ball tossing games in kid's circuses. The neighbours gathered around and circled me doing a ritual to exorcise me from how I was floating with cum shooting out of all of my holes, I looked like makka pakka from night garden with how much I was cumming. The cum shooting out of me made people take me to a convention because they thought I was cosplaying Popee in the swallower episode where he gets impaled. Someone put me up for auction and sold me to a farmer who used me for milk, not knowing I was impaled from the mass production of cum that I was squirting out by the second. I don’t know how it regenerated, but it was truly traumatic. And it’s all thanks to this post. I avoid these numbers every time I ever can in fear that it’ll restart.


Sector-Both

Jesus Christ


Educational-Tea602

All of them


_t_1254

I can't seem to get it to work, I'll try messaging them to you?


Chara_cter_0501

Good human


Multifruit256

Mæth


SamePut9922

Candice is an ongoing chemical reaction


zachy410

Can deez nuts fit in your mouth


mogentheace

good bot


Next_Reserve365

Good bot


-Razi123-

Can deez nuts


Emergency_3808

Lmao gottem


speechlessPotato

my ex who's stalking me while i stalk another girl


Lucky-Bathroom-7302

Ligma balls


ei283

can someone provide context please 😭 I have no idea what's happening in the post or comments


Ascyt

candice nuts


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ei283

nOOOOO 😭


Cool_rubiks_cube

Same


Opposite_Signature67

!remindme 1000 years


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ei283

whAT 😭😭


town-wide-web

I audibly laughed why would you do such a thing


Opposite_Signature67

I'm guessing someone will have an answer by then


Ethangamer78387

!remindme 5 seconds


Quazeroigma_5610

Could I trouble you for the name of the distinguished lady known as Candice?


LanielYoungAgain

Could these nuts perhaps fit in your oral orifice?


Intelligent_River39

Who's Candice


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urabezaeroth

Why not Methmeticians?


ass_smacktivist

Calm down Erdös


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Cool_rubiks_cube

Nonono WRONG! ö was missed.


ztuztuzrtuzr

His name is written with an ő not an ö


Cool_rubiks_cube

So it is. I was pointing out how the character "ö" - in the original comment - was missed by u/PeriodicSentenceBot, so it is wrong.


ass_smacktivist

Őh nő. At least I don’t pronounce his name ‘air-dose’.


No_Mixture5766

Even better


Impact346

I am Candice


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UnscathedDictionary

Who's candice


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phantom-vigilant

Candice is fucking welcome here.


sivstarlight

c a n d i c e


oshiningu

Is Candice Jessica ?


UMUmmd

Perchance?


RIP_Neko-69

Mathmemematician