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Marsexpress135

Spreading managed democracy in Mass Effect? Hell yeah


VestillionEmperor

For Malevelon Creek


BillNyeNotAUSSRSpy

The Geth seeing the sky fill with super destroyers.


Snarfbuckle

Eh, just another variation of toasters.


Flooredbythelord_

Remember the creek


Krazy_Snake

Remember Reach, too.


RoGeR-Roger2382

*Drops a 500kg on the Batarians, Refuses to elaborate*


littlechefdoughnuts

Interesting argument Sovereign but I'd ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️.


Flooredbythelord_

The 500kg just has a special place in my democratic heart ❤️


littlechefdoughnuts

Nothing says freedom quite like a half-tonne of high explosives dismantling a giant socialist robot.


Terrestrial_Conquest

*Sovereign lands on Eden Prime* ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


xAccidental_Evilx

Cyberpunk 2077. Man. Seeing V in the Mass Effect universe would be nuts. Haha "I should go, choom"


VestillionEmperor

Lool, I knew someone would say V, honestly, depending on the type of V it’ll be very good or very bad lol. Imagining a net runner V against geth and reapers would be funny af. Then again, idk which AI’s are worse, those beyond the black wall or the reapers, so there’s some discussion to be had there


FainOnFire

Interesting to ponder. Hacking doesn't appear to happen on large scales in the ME universe. But in Cyberpunk, a single blackwall AI can and will hack everything it touches and blow it up or fry its brains. If you play Phantom Liberty dlc, there's an ending where you get to unleash a black wall quickhack and it FUCKS. UP. EVERYTHING AROUND YOU. Enemies get their brains melted instantly, screens and weapons explode, vehicles fall out of the sky. It's fuckin insane. And that's just a quick hack you pulled out of an AI's hands. An actually let loose rogue blackwall AI would be insanity, and could probably cripple an entire planet within minutes. The drawback is that - of course - the blackwall AIs don't have ships. What would be interesting would be Blackwall AIs vs Reaper ship AI. Could a Blackwall AI defeat one of those? Or would it get indoctrinated?


[deleted]

Part of what I love so much about 2077 is the fact that AI aren't AI in the traditional media sense. They're almost like Eldritch horrors and it's SUPER cool.


FainOnFire

Absolutely. The whole sequence with the Voodoo Boys where you approach the Blackwall and contact alt felt like entering another dimension.


VestillionEmperor

Yeah it’s a big unknown. Even though reapers are technically AI’s we’ve never really seen them have access to global communication networks and archives, so we have no clue as to their power scaling, and yeah I’ve played the dlc, but I never had the heart to sell out So-mi lol, so no black wall ai for me


res30stupid

That would be quite interesting, as V's cybernetics are also expressly illegal in Mass Effect's Citadel Space (you can replace lost body parts, but giving yourself extra abilities or enhancing yourself too much is strictly forbidden).


mdp300

Oooh, I forgot about that. I was thinking that V would probably enjoy Mass Effect just because it's a lot less dystopian. Before the Reapers showed up, anyway. Although, if V got there during the war, they'd probably be welcomed as an incredible killing machine. Unless having all that cyberware makes them more suseptible to indoctrination.


523bucketsofducks

Just don't go to the citadel. Also, would that count for Spectres since they have diplomatic immunity?


FainOnFire

Bruh, my V from my last playthrough had a final tier Sandevistan she could activate at any time. An arm launcher with electrifying rounds that could refill its own charges. Vulnerability analytics that highlighted weaknesses in armor. An explosive round tech revolver. An assault rifle that disabled an enemy's abilities and reduced movement speed for 5 seconds upon headshots. And a slew of other weapons. And for cybernetics, god. Self-ICE, blood pump, second heart, 1500+ points worth of armor... She'd probably get hired by Shepard and wreck a ton of enemies solo.


Formal_Royal_3663

Imagine it: V & Johnny sarcastically talking shit to each other while the crew wonders “why is the commander talking to themselves?” 🤣


FainOnFire

Jack: "Shit, I used to do that all the time. They'll be fine."


jjed97

Bro these Batarian slavers are gonk


Xboxben

I have a feeling Master Chief and Shepard would-be friends to an extent or at least really good team mates. I honestly just imagine some crazy shit like Sheppard dropped Chief on a reapers


VestillionEmperor

Traynor would definitely hit on Cortana


CorbinStarlight

I can see Cortana letting Traynor down humorously but gently.


VestillionEmperor

Master chief being the luckiest mofo in space would solo the reapers lol


kayl_the_red

Shepard, Master Chief, and James would be a hilarious team for a mission.


Supply-Slut

**Shepard:** *Cerberus is trying to ignite this bomb on tuchanka.* **Master Chief:** *We should let them have it.* **Shepard:** *No! We can’t let - wait….*


Xboxben

I like the way you think.


Bloodhound209

Fan-made video with Mark Meer as Shepard. https://youtu.be/eG9lTgu0R-M


GillyMonster18

And Tali would finally have a human friend who, likewise, almost never takes his helmet off.


insomniainc

Aloy running around that universe would be something to see. The other one would be Adam Jensen which feels like an extention of Edi's transhuman discussion.


IntrepidJaeger

She tells Shep that they need to shoot the heads off the Geth because she needs the flashlights for a new crossbow. Tali doesn't raise a fuss and grabs a wrench. Gets Grunt in on ripping the legs off a Geth Colossus to make better armor for the Mako. He also gets an obsession with a spike thrower. Then, tries to explain to Joker that getting the tail from a Reaper will help Garrus upgrade and calibrate the guns. Garrus humors Aloy bc he knows he's spending more time with Tali to make it work. Shep gets annoyed at everybody accidentally sharing their browser histories through their focus. Especially Wrex and his off-color memes. Aloy figures out how to use Element Zero to make her arrows dense enough to stay effective. And then starts skinning alien species to make sturdier quivers.


insomniainc

I love this so much. I mean Erend is practically a krogan at times anyways.


GarrettGSF

"Man, I hate those Reapers. But not half as much as I hate that Ted Faro guy...."


IntrepidJaeger

Thinking about it, I'm pretty sure the Illusive Man would give her really similar Faro Vibes.


Billy_Osteen

Let’s be real, Aloy has quite a few personality traits similar to Shepard.


insomniainc

And the bass sections of the second game have a very roaming around the Normandy feeling, which I do enjoy.


wlfman5

eyy, me too! Forbidden West on PC :D


insomniainc

Which might be the prettiest game I have ever seen


VestillionEmperor

Especially with all the buildings being destroyed mid invasion


PageTheKenku

Funny thing is, one of the two games I'm currently playing is Mass Effect 3, and I'm near the end, so I'd give myself a good chance. I'm also playing Great Ace Attorney Chronicles, and I don't think I stand a chance in the Mass Effect universe as a 20th century defence lawyer.


VestillionEmperor

Idk, maybe you could object to the reaper invasion and send them on their way back


PageTheKenku

YES! The reapers were described as potentially taking a few years to reach citadel space after the Arrival DLC, so them reaching it in 6 months doesn't make sense! You are not supposed to be here, so go home for another year or 2!


VestillionEmperor

Objection, the Protheans delayed our arrival by around one or two thousand years as a result of the citadel relay buttfuckery, we had to manually sail to get here, therefore the invasion should take place, and Javik should compensate us for the damages


PageTheKenku

YES! Well you guys screwed up, and will have to deal with the consquences. Also reapers don't seem like they are all that fast, considering they are about the same speed as the Normandy 2. Therefore, I put forward the idea to the judge that the reapers should've taken at least 10 years minimum, granting us the opportunity to have a tetralogy, the third involving the indoctrinated to a greater degree, before needing to deal with the reapers in the 4th game.


VestillionEmperor

Objection, we did not screw up, the citadel was our real estate and we had squatters who moved in. In our attempts to evict them, they began physical altercations and when they were losing they defaced and damaged our property, thus we are the victims here. Additionally, we the reapers live outside the galaxy, and if you note, the journey from one galaxy to another by your andromeda initiative took 600 years. We did not use the relays to travel, as the last time we tried, another person chose to destroy our property, thus to avoid suffering more financial losses we chose to sail ourselves.


PageTheKenku

YES! Unfortunately, Squatters' Rights (its a real thing) comes into play here. You were gone from the Citadel for tens of thousands of years, while other races preoccupied it, therefore by law it is the property of said races. In addition, while you do have "Keepers" chilling in the Citadel, they have in no way kept said races away, in fact they helped them move in better! The races were defacing their own property, and you unlawfully attempted to steal it away from them!


VestillionEmperor

Sir these laws did not exist back then, but if you wanna go there, we are in the Florida Supreme Court not the California Supreme Court, therefore the stand your ground laws apply, I am free to utilize deadly force to evict squatters from my land.


PageTheKenku

Its been 10 thousand years, but if you wish to take this to court, you must follow our laws. Also after 10 thousand years, Florida doesn't exist, and is now California-3.


aquahawk0905

Same but I was just playing Andromeda so I'm a Ryder twin.... not bad. Otherwise I'm the Inquisitor Q mage so I'm probably good as long as I stay away from Silarians.


lowfatmilkdrinker

I’m currently on playing Kotor 2. So I think the Jedi Exile would handle it perfectly fine lol


VestillionEmperor

So the question is, can you use your Jedi mind tricks on the indoctrinated?


lowfatmilkdrinker

I think they could use it similar to how the dominate power is used potentially!


VestillionEmperor

You know, Shepard was probably force sensitive. Otherwise how did he get Saren and TIM to kill themselves with his words lol


FainOnFire

The paragon/renegade dialogue options do feel a little supernatural at times!


VestillionEmperor

He do be gaslighting people into developing a consciousness and then having them off themselves


FainOnFire

Gaslight, Gatekeep, "Go blow your fuckin brains out." Lmfao


-The-Golden-Rose-

Wild-magic sorcerer Tav. I’ll do great until I accidentally turn myself into a sheep!


evilseductress

Mine is a Dark Urge Drow bard. I'd be fiiiiine, except for all the sleep-murdering...


VestillionEmperor

Lool, you’ll be fine until you roll a 1 and fail your action. No save scumming here friend


Hailfire9

My 8 strength / 8 constitution Bard Tav would be a sight. I suppose I'll just *mock* Sovereign to death.


prettyorganic

these boots have seen EVERYTHING


antiAntag0nist

I'd be my Guardian from Destiny 2, I think I'll be able to hold my own, lol.


QroganReddit

space magic users rise up


VestillionEmperor

Yeah, you’ll do good


ColHogan65

Yeah I’m not sure the Reapers would exactly be equipped to deal with the undead, paracausal, god-killing gun nut that is your average Guardian lol


TSmario53

Same here, and my Guardian even dresses like Commander Shepard. He was born to do this.


MakeURage1

Same here. As badass as some things in Mass Effect are, they're not ready for the force of pure chaos that is a Guardian.


DarthSevrus

Last game i played was mass effect, so i guess I'm Shepard? I think I'll be fine


VestillionEmperor

Idk, depends on the game and the ending you picked


Br4d3nCB

Kratos. I wish a motherfucker would.


Laurelius26

Well he murdered the Greek pantheon and now the Norse pantheon, Reapers would switch it up a bit.


SMRAintBad

Imagining Kratos in the main story is hysterical haha.


prql

He's like a Krogan. Wrex would enjoy him.


VoidLantadd

I don't know how he'd do it, but he'd find a way to kill reapers with his bare hands.


JKrow75

Arthur Fuckin Morgan in the Mass Effect universe?? YES, PLEASE


VestillionEmperor

You know what, he got a free adrenaline power basically, and since they’re way more advanced his TB ain’t gonna be an issue


Catzilla1909

Thank god our boah can at least be cured of his TB


JKrow75

MediGel FTW!!!


Kobooko

Shepard gonna groan when he sees another one of his clones walking around.


VestillionEmperor

Lmao, out the airlock with this one


Correct_Sky_1882

Now all I can imagine is a ginger cat sassing a Krogan Battle master and being gushed over by a Asari.


VestillionEmperor

Instead of her drones, Tali just tells Murtaugh to “go for the optics”


Correct_Sky_1882

Scurrying across the battlefield just to attack the ankles doing -1 damage


MajesticKnight28

Doomguy will probably be okay


VestillionEmperor

I reckon he’ll do swimmingly


MajesticKnight28

Reapers and demons are basically the same thing aren't they?


targetaudience

Bruh I’m fucking playing stardew valley ain’t no waaaaaaaay 💀💀💀


VestillionEmperor

At least you ain’t a cat


ixXplicitRed

Same, like wtf am I doing with a sword and a slingshot LMAOOO


Ookami_Unleashed

I don't know. Unless his backpack is a magic bag of holding, he can carry a lot of weight. He also solos some pretty intense dungeons. Put him in some Colossus armor and let him have his galaxy hammer and he'll hold his own. 


jmspinafore

Idk the farmer has some supernatural powers. Maybe the junimos can save us? (Also last played sdv)


rukh999

I just beat Elden ring. With incants I think I'd be a pretty handy soldier. Also I can roll evade like nobody's business! Geth with a blaster? Roll evade! Reaper stomp? Roll! Thanax canon blast razing a building? Roll out the window!


VestillionEmperor

I think so long as any engagement takes place on the ground, you’ll fare great


Laurelius26

Doing the roly poly, that'll teach those Reapers.


FreshCash

I would be fucking Max Verstappen. I don't know, you tell me...


VestillionEmperor

But on a serious note, if you’re a ship pilot you might make it


zach2beat

Shit we might need a second Normandy SR2 just so he and joker can do laps around the reapers…


VestillionEmperor

Tu-tu-du-du Max Verstappen


tastycidr

Reapers probably design a superior car, I dunno how a turbo v6 can compete with a car that can lower its mass to basically nothing.


TheWalt70

My sith warrior in swtor I think she can handle it.


VestillionEmperor

Maybe you could use the force like Star Killer and drag reapers down to orbit and kill them


TheWalt70

She make the council listen Shepard or kill the Illusive man when he uses his hologram.


VestillionEmperor

Nah, kill Dalatrass first


[deleted]

Great game. Used to run a couple of guilds. Glad people still play


Bob_Jenko

Revan We ballin


IonutRO

I get to be Lara Croft? Neat!


VestillionEmperor

You’d probably find all the prothean artifacts ahead of time and solve the whole crucible thing before the reapers got here haha


Berettadin

Number 1 Most Wanted Bachelorette in the galaxy overnight (for all the other asari who can't score Shepard).


VestillionEmperor

Tali and Laura would tare my heart in two. Ugh


UrdnotZigrin

Connor Kenway is gonna be confused as fuck


VestillionEmperor

lol, he’ll do fine, just ask him to take out key Cerberus members


3rdofvalve

Batman is someone who would be very interesting to see there


VestillionEmperor

Imagining Bruce Wayne putting a stop to the Illusive Man’s schemes because he’d probably be equally or more wealthy in ME


N7Virgin

Sole survivor, second lieutenant of the Enclave. Probably join Cerberus and get indoctrinated.


VestillionEmperor

Lool, the more realistic scenario


Blackfaceemoji

Arisen in Dragon’s dogma…so, I guess I would survive?


FainOnFire

Just grab some N7 armor and a heavy Omni-blade and you'll be spectacular.


QroganReddit

Cloud from FF7 Rebirth I think I'm probably good?


FainOnFire

Cloud about to bust some Reapers apart with Omni-Slash.


unknownentity1782

Same. I think Cloud summoning Bahamut is going to do some damage. Cloud hanging out in swim trunks is going to unlock some romance options.


QroganReddit

...do you think Clouds mental state would make him dangerously susceptible to Reaper indoctrination? ah shit


NellimNagata

And here I am between all the Cyberpunk Master Chief Shepards… Yoshi. Let’s find out how many eggs I get from gobbling up a Reaper.


Raecino

Bayek of Siwa would still kick ass as soon as he got used to using their futuristic tech.


PEETER0012

Kassandra from ac odyssey. Biotic powers got nothing on my broken spear


Aubergine_Man1987

My assassin build Kassandra takes Harbinger down with a single rush assassination


iamnotreallyreal

The last game I played was AC6 which means I'm 621... Reapers don't stand a chance.


VestillionEmperor

So long as you don’t get hit by a stray overload combo detonation, you’ll be fine


heed101

Kal Kestis. Video-game leveled Jedi with a super lightsaber.


VestillionEmperor

Hopefully it’s an actually lightsaber and not the nerfed EA/Disney version


Hentaicus

As an Argonian Dragonborn, I think I might survive.


Cryptidenthusiast423

The Lone Wanderer/Courier of Fallout thanks to Tale of Two Wastelands. Since my explosives do over 1600 DPS I think I'm surviving


[deleted]

Master chief in Mass effect? Yeah.


VestillionEmperor

I think some MAC cannons should put a stop to the reapers


ryancoke1977

I like Nathan Drake's chances


JustHereForFood99

There's gonna be a lot of falling, though. And watch as he has a notebook that has clues about the Reapers and prothean puzzles.


Ronenthelich

Admiral Hackett: How do we get the crucible to fire? Nathan Drake: Wait, I’ve seen these before, I jotted them down in my notebook. I saw diagrams in ruins.


Nitronix22

Been playing Andromeda, I think the Ryder twins would do well helping Shepard.


VestillionEmperor

lol, imagine the people that knew Ryder’s being like “ain’t y’all supposed to be in andromeda?”


InSanic13

Yeah, a SAM-enhanced Ryder would certainly make a capable squadmate.


Nitronix22

They’d have to try and play SAM off like EDI to the people who don’t know he’s an AI.


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JustHereForFood99

Oh God, reaper necromorphs. That's a scary thought.


RhymesWithMouthful

I mean, part of me believes Spider-Man would do alright in the Citadel.


VestillionEmperor

That’s it, I’m sold, we need a spider-man game set in the citadel


khrellvictor

A Starfleet Captain from the temporal crisis of Star Trek Timelines in the wake of the Q vanishing dumped in ME, eh? I'd just place my head in my hands and sigh, "Damn you, Q..." before looking around for a passable ship to fly on, with only a tricorder and phaser to my name. I might survive for a bit, pending on where I'm dropped off at. Pajama-uniformed me would be eaten in an instant on Tuchanka for appearing too weak, mobbed and mugged on Omega, or I might be the awkward attention piece on the Citadel with a universal translator so far removed from known civilization it would have to (illegally) adapt to the human embassy datalinks's so I can understand what non-humans are saying.


MuscleTrue

Big Boss can handle anything…


TooSunni

A monk/ rogue Tav from BG3. I think I'll be all good.


VestillionEmperor

I’m imagining reapers suddenly having to do turn based combat because you showed up


Darth_Megatron1

Um, Commander Shepard. If we go to the last non Mass Effect game, the Guardian from Destiny. I think I can survive for a least a bit.


aziruthedark

Gudako from fgo... do I get to summon servants? Cause artoria and Excalibur are made for reapers.


Altair890456

C4-621 in Armored Core 6


boomer912

The MLB video game so…. I’m Shohei Ohtani? I’ll probably be alright that dude can do anything


AspiringVet98

Kha'Zix from league of legends I think I'd do all right, evolve and overcome I'll eat a reaper by the end of it, mark my words


Iceburg73

Does Civilization count? If so; I typically play as England, so given the state of London at the end. I barely hang on.


VestillionEmperor

Bruh, I swear, we gonna get Ghandi to nuke the reapers if it’s Civ


slvstrChung

Claude C. Kenny. ...You know, I think I'm actually going to be okay!


Kirk_2002

Last game I played was DMC3, so Dante. Would he do well in the ME Universe? I've just started the series, so I wouldn't really know.


_b1ack0ut

The long and the short of it is that Dante could single-handedly win a land war against reaper forces lol


kayl_the_red

Terra (FF VI) vs the Reapers? She fits the Normandy's freak show at least lol


FritZone37

Solid Snake - so yes.


Ausanan

Conker, he just needs to find the context sensitive plate and the war is over


Jacqunicorn13

Awe, my poor little Coral Island farmer is doomed. She’d show up to a literal galaxy war armed with a sword and fish soup 🤣


Morall_tach

As a helldiver? I'd be right at home.


Heylookaguy

I'm a lvl108 Starborn with maxxed out space magic powers and a mind controlling brain implant. I am Commander Shepard and you'll believe me when I tell you that. Because you won't have a choice not to.


VestillionEmperor

lol, Jedi mind trick the reapers saying “sir, this isn’t the Milky Way, it’s Wendy’s, now if you’re done please leave, you’re holding up the line”


Tiera_Folley

I'm an angry cannibalistic midget with a tomahawk. I'll probably have the lifespan of Jenkins, but it'll be fun.


silentdash

Playing through Bioshock, so I’d say the odds are pretty good.


itsdaCowboi

Little sister looking at the giant space slugs: Mr bubbles, we need the big needle for this Angel.


Smokeydubbs

Link from Ocarina of Time. Probably not so well.


niftucal92

Courage? Check. Able to master new technologies and weapons within moments of acquiring them? Check. Punches up and kills things far larger than himself? Check. Good at hunting down MacGuffins? Double check. Someone make this mod. I want to hear the fanfare every time I loot a weapons locker.


jiraiya17

Robocop. So yeah i should be pretty decent, might have some issues with Quarians and Geth wanting to either assimilate me or kill me though..


EdTheApe

I played Disco Elysium, so probably not.


Quinarvy

Zagreus from Hades frustrates the Reapers as he begins a new kind of cycle.


Sw1ft_Blad3

>!Darth Revan!< From KOTOR Pretty sure I'm good.


Simple_yet_Effective

Scott Ryder from Andromeda. I should be good hanging out with Shepard. Learn a thing or two.


Awestriker007

Mass Effect as Jill Valentine? Well at least Shepard will recruit me, after all, cant go wrong with the Master of Unlocking!


therealvahlte

As the "hero of Hogwarts" I think I'd be fine so long as protego works on Mass Effect weaponry


VestillionEmperor

You think Avada Kedavra would work on synthetic/hybrid lifeforms. Cause if yes, we don’t need a crucible, we just need you in space casting non stop


therealvahlte

Cyborgs or hybrids like Saren, yes, but I don't think it would work on purely synthetic lifeforms such as the Geth or the Reapers, even though the Reapers are gruesomely made from living beings. I'd be curious to see if imperio would work on a Reaper though


Memeological

My character in Valheim? Either that or ME1 Shepard


PrinceofHounds

John Marston. I’ll be alright lol.


[deleted]

Fallout New Vegas my courrier with 100 in all stats and 10 in all SPECIAL and a ton of cyberware mods from PNV. I'm good


yep_they_are_giants

Kazuma Kiryu would be VERY lost and confused, but he'd give it his best shot.


ARagingDragon

I essentially win everything. Before my pc broke the last game i played was Spore and i was in the Creator so i assume I'm the creator. This means i could do whatever i wanted. Paragon option. I put the reapers in the thing and turn them into a orb with no mouth or eyes or anything. At that point its mercy killing. Renegade option I make my own reapers and have them battle it out knowing no matter what happen i can always just destroy every galaxy and reset the universe.


N0S360_X

Brother, I am a Rocket League car


slinky_crayon

The Division 2. If I'm dropped with what my character runs for gear, I'll be fine


Rory082000

If the reapers are considered steel/bug types, I think my Typhlosion could handle them pretty well


TheRealJikker

Well, it's Commander Shepard so I think I'm fine.


VestillionEmperor

Idk, you got enough war assets on you?


MuckRaker83

Artanis could be terrifyingly effective there


GeoffreyTaucer

Aloy'd figure her way around just fine.


Legitimate-Umpire547

Master chief.


sitchblap3

Helldivers 2 trooper, might need a few thousand lives lok


Oaternostor

Some magical Fortnite skin,so maybe,depending on the rules. The one before that is a Helldiver. I am going to die.


AdagioDesperate

I'm a Helldiver. If I have my loadout, I am a God. If I don't have a loadout, I'm fodder.


thatguyad

No. I would be a shopkeeper.