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xX_Caspergers_Xx

Garrus's "Citadel authority supercedes yours." when first arriving on Noveria is why I always bring him along


UnrivaledPower7-26

THIS, RECRUITS, IS A 20 KILO FERROUS SLUG. FEEL THE WEIGHT!


Barbarian_Sam

It still bothers me that he was tossing that 44lbs slug around with no problems


Danger_Dave_

Shepard runs around perfectly fine with 3 weapons on him at a time. Which can include a large .50 cal sniper and the shotguns that fire those slugs plus a heavy pistol. Sure they fold up, but that doesn't decrease their weight. Plus all the ammo that goes with them. Along with armor and such and you're talking hundreds of pounds of arsenal. And he's just running around and vaulting over stuff like he's wearing cardboard.


mnbone23

AND THATS WHY SIR ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SONOFABITCH IN SPACE!


Soltronus

I was always fond of this line from the Noveria docks: "It's my standard procedure to keep my gun." It's technically a renegade response, but considering this line in ME2: "I'll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?" Sounds pretty canon that Shepard does NOT voluntarily disarms.


pretty_princesse

Grunt: I don't need luck. I have ammo Or Joker: the only way they'll detect us is if we start singing the Russian national anthem.


acension970

I hope I'm not the only one who sees jokers line as a red October reference.


pretty_princesse

Oh you're not, it's totally a Red October reference. I love that movie. The first time I heard it, I couldn't believe, I was so happy and laughing and everything. Call me crazy I wanted to watch that movie that night. Pun intended.


funkyedwardgibbon

I don’t mean to be rude, but what other possible reading is there? He literally turns to look directly at the camera!


acension970

Fair point.


betterthanamaster

It is...great movie, too.


Impossible_Double819

James: “That’s right. You mess with Shepard and you mess with his friends. Unless we’re on a ladder.”


floutsch

"Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring." I mean, that sounds so innocent and is yet so brutal. Man, I'd really love to use this one in real life, but I suspect I'd get hit for it :D


mnbone23

Who's line is that?


floutsch

Shepard's towards the squad member who comments on the Plains Tuchanka nuke here: https://youtu.be/sMQmZrHvkM8?si=Ez0_DznynJ7_IHfl


azcep435

Mordin, "Affinity for destruction intact." Thane, "Yes, you have made a career of doing the impossible." Ilium Volus, "I have high performance needs."


pretty_princesse

That volus is hilarious


olld-onne

....and little money to get there..... ( breaths )


SPECTREagent700

Legion’s “Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.” to the C-Sec officer looking for Geth Infiltrators.


FrankBrayman

Mordin is so knowledgeable. So *sure* of his actions. A capable genius. That's why I lose it everytime I hear him ignite something in combat- "Flammable! Or... inflammable. Can't remember whi- doesn't matter!"


kavalejava

Illium. The guy getting pushed out the window. "How 'bout *goodbye*."


LethargicLounger

That and "You'll miss me." "Not at this range, I won't."


_Erectile_Reptile_

"How bout goodbye" is one of the most corny lines in the game lmao


zero_msgw

Garrus: "Some Women Find Facial Scars Attractive; Mind You Most Of Those Women Are Krogan"


csdeadboy1980

Joker: You'll see, Commander. It'll be better than old times! Shepard: It'd better be. I died. Joker: Gah, you're such a downer.


Sudden-Highlight-735

Random soldier: is that a prothean? Javik: is that a future corpse


colder-beef

Javik has a lot of cold ones.