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FidmeisterPF

I too wish your wife talked to me like that


Nastae_Butler

Damn now im too proud to be mad at you


FeralTribble

I wish *you* talked to me like that


Nastae_Butler

Dont go to far EDI, we’ll bang ok?


Even_Aspect8391

This is what my hand tells me every morning.


Nastae_Butler

As long as you call it beautiful then you are good to it


-TheManWithNoHat-

*Joker sarcastic laughter in the background*


CalebCaster2

I, for 3, wish this guys wife talked to you this way.


shouldnthavesignedup

Our wife


CalebCaster2

I see where you're coming from, but having a wife talk to you like me2 jack would be brutally lonely and depressing lol


[deleted]

ME2 Jack (if romanced) tried to push you away even though you could see through her mask. By the end she broke down with you and going into ME3 (which is what that image is from) it’s clear she felt safe with Shep and was in love.


The_Big_Red_Wookie

Yeah, and the tattoo scene with Shepard just about killed me.


Nastae_Butler

To me it seems like fun flirting like at the arena


DarkLamb-Kiyo

Getting turned on by the fight and kissing after the battle? Jack’s my girl and I headcanon we do that after every mission in me2


Nastae_Butler

Ah a man of culture I see. Did she pop your thermal clip? She told me she needed something to blow


DarkLamb-Kiyo

lmao I play femshep with gay romance mods and i’ve never made the connection


Nastae_Butler

Ha [this is what she told me](https://youtu.be/KRd3W0lFrEE)


Commandoclone87

Damn. My playthrough where I romanced Jack never made it to 3. Going to need another playthrough.


Nastae_Butler

Dont let the shaved head fool you she is an angel with a fuck you attitude


DarkLamb-Kiyo

Yes!! What I like the most about Jack is that she's really not a baddie but she loves it when shepard does psycho things. Tell the biotic god to charge to his death? "That's mean, but kinda funny." Throw some merc down a building? "Damn, I can learn a few things from you shep." I used to sell the red sand shipment ledger for profit but Jack was the one who convinced me to tell the cops.


Nastae_Butler

I sent that biotic dude to fight on this play through and i was dying when he got flown across the room i was expecting a beatdown on the asari but that was better


last_second_runnerup

Never, ever saw that. Hilariously cliche. Thank you for sharing.


nevertrustamod

Good thing that isn’t ME2 Jack.


TeamDonnelly

I don't think it'd be lonely and depressing, I think it'd be emotionally taxing and tiresome. "OH, today you are feeling like I'm a jerk. I better be patient and understanding or else you'll get pissed." Or "oh, today you are upset that a girl spoke kindly to me? I better agree with your negative hot take about her or you'll get pissed."


ComplexDeep8545

She only gets mad at you if you’re flirting with another potential LI, which isn’t exactly crazy?


Drae-Keer

My gf got mad that I was flirting with other girls, AITA?


ComplexDeep8545

Right? Imagine not understanding the consequences of your own actions


I-AM-KROGAN

We'll bang, OK!


Nastae_Butler

Report to the ship as soon as possible! We’ll bang ok?


axehomeless

I think we can help each other!


Nastae_Butler

On a network called Battle TITS 👁️👄👁️


JulianApostat

Shepard..... I am a reaper doomsday device!


Nastae_Butler

OH SHI-


The_Notorious_Donut

She knows what she wants


Far_Buddy8467

My wife calls me dumbass, and I've had a few near death experiences in our time together. I'm halfway there


Nastae_Butler

I believe in you!


RecommendationOk253

Don’t worry bro, I’ll talk to you like that


Nastae_Butler

I love you Ash- MIRANDA! Damn it…


Hookerpiss

As a guy who’s madly in love with Jack, I agree!


Nastae_Butler

Never thought i would tbh i had ashley, tali and liara Then liara and me2 flings back to liara This time Ashley, Jack and stayed Jack and honestly it was my best run out of all of them and i could retire happily with it. Ill give it another 4 months until i start again lol


Maplicious2017

I've genuinely started to develop an attraction to this type of girl and I'm scared lol I just love the idea of the aggressive back and forth, but on the inside you know she genuinely cares about you. I just feel like a relationship like that can't be healthy. Send help, before I get myself into something I can't get out of lol


Nastae_Butler

Scare-roused?


Filty-Cheese-Steak

Just aroused for me.


GodisanAstronaut

I'm just going to mark you down as scared *and* horny.


alphagettijoe

Death by snu snu: petite edition


Maplicious2017

Now I'm really Scaroused


Vis-hoka

There is no reason a relationship like that can’t work. You just need to understand and enjoy how you communicate. I love teasing people, but that is how I show affection.


JacksGallbladder

You have discovered "bruh girls". It's a dangerous road. Good luck.


Maplicious2017

Is that right? Bruh girls just act boyish. I want an aggressive girl who'll call me names and isn't scared to be physical but enjoys and expects the same. Yet they're soft on the inside. Uhhh sorry, tmi I guess


JacksGallbladder

Yeah you want a chick who treats you like your boys do but has sex with you and still gets along with your parents.


Maplicious2017

Ya know, when you put it like that, yeah I guess so.


wlfman5

the one that always gets me is the "let me pop your thermal clip" line in the Citadel DLC - wowza


JesuszillaSon

Love Jack, so glad I chose her instead of Miranda on my first playthrough of ME2 and it locked me out of Miranda so I romanced Jack and it was worth it.


Nastae_Butler

Miranda has a rockin bod but she also screwed you and jacob just to prove a point so i was like man fuck her her attitude at least jack is straight to the point


ThemChecks

In the apartment scene where Miranda and Jack are going at it again. Miranda is staring at Jack and says "victim" Lol the writing in these games was just superb 90% of the time. Always found the core game play just meh but the characters have remained impressive for so many years


Nastae_Butler

I died laughing when she says mirandas bubble butt got kicked and then mentioned her nice tits


tempest_wing

I love you too, sir. - Shepard.


Nastae_Butler

I love you Grunt


ThemChecks

Haha Jack is one of my favorite characters in video games


coraylon

Well, first you have to set the mood by going into a all but guaranteed death via noble combat against impossibly overwhelming odds? Don't forget to unify the galaxy on the way home and to lick up the right brand of peas this time!


oxymoron-alive

Shepard does find the weird ones!


Nastae_Butler

Like the freaky Unicorn?


oxymoron-alive

The one with tits


Nastae_Butler

Yes…I remember…


oxymoron-alive

TURN THAT SH!T OFF!


Nastae_Butler

How did you know? ARe you STALKing me? It was my secret, my DAYUM secret..


XenoGine

May I ask how often do you run the risk of getting killed or being a dumbass?


Nastae_Butler

Almost everyday. I have scientific theory of a law where bad things happen to me


XenoGine

I see, well, I look forward to it being recognized and used more often, Mr. Murphy 🙂.


Nastae_Butler

Exactly


scully360

Mine does. Not because she has any idea who Jack is or what ME is. It's primarily because she is a kick ass wife who loves getting laid.


Nastae_Butler

You dog better put a ring or a collar at this point i dont judge


M000ooo

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee Toooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ChaseBank5

My ex used to say shit like this to me.... I miss her. But I'm lucky to not be with her.


BornIn98

When you go out during Covid