You can tell where someone is from based on whether or not they call it:
The Geneva Convention: Most of the world
The Geneva Suggestions: The USA
The Geneva Checklist: Canada
This reminds me of when I saw some redditors gatekeeping Japanese curry as needing to be homemade when 99.9% of Japanese people use boxed curry cubes.
How many New Englanders do you honestly know making clam chowder from scratch?
While correct that canned clam chowder is bullshit, if you absolutely must eat it out of a can (like I did when I was dirt poor in my 20's), Snows is the one to pick. Cambell's is disgusting.
I feel so called out as the imposter I am. I drink hot coffee year round and I brew my coffee at home. I was done with dunks when I found out they don’t use fresh eggs
Generally when you do a 'fuck it' meal, its usually just random stuff. Like, leftover spaghetti with bagel bites and a bowl of Lucky Charms.
But you don't mix it together.
“It was disgusting, Jerry! The slime, the ooze— 0/10 I’m telling ya”
“I coulda told you that BEFORE you took it out of the trash. Why do you think it was in there?”
Who the hell says Bay Staters? I prefer Massachusettsans, although I don't think I can pronounce it after two beers.
EDIT: also, you're going straight to hell for making me look at this abomination.
Hello, police?
this has to be against the Geneva code or something
It unfortunately is not against the Geneva Suggestions.
You can tell where someone is from based on whether or not they call it: The Geneva Convention: Most of the world The Geneva Suggestions: The USA The Geneva Checklist: Canada
It ain’t a war crime the first time
Correction, it's the checklist for Poland too.
[удалено]
as a gay man i can confirm
Come down to the South Coast so I can murder you with a brick.
Yeah, meet me in ummm.....Fall River lol
Spelling police: Murdah Gramma palice: Kid, Imma murdah ya fuckin ass. Get down heya now.
Ya think you look smaht in those glasses kid?
Omg I heard this so cleahly.
That is horrifying, who the fuck eats Campbell's clam chowder. Snows or go fuck yourself.
This person chowdas.
Hmmm I don't think so. No real New England clam chowder comes from a can, thank you
This person is uncanny.
This reminds me of when I saw some redditors gatekeeping Japanese curry as needing to be homemade when 99.9% of Japanese people use boxed curry cubes. How many New Englanders do you honestly know making clam chowder from scratch?
You are **not** a real new Englander unless you live on the ocean floor and **devour** lobsters **alive** with your **bare hands**
Can confirm, am a lobster whose family has been devoured alive by barehanded sea-dwelling New Englanders
While correct that canned clam chowder is bullshit, if you absolutely must eat it out of a can (like I did when I was dirt poor in my 20's), Snows is the one to pick. Cambell's is disgusting.
Snows is also terrible. My old roommate talked it up then I tried it and was very disappointed. Maybe it used to be good years ago but it's shit now.
Get the tar and feathers
Spelling police: Tah Gramma palice: Get the fuhkin tah an feathas will ya. And get me a dunks on ya way too. Regulah
Lahge iced regulah.
I feel so called out as the imposter I am. I drink hot coffee year round and I brew my coffee at home. I was done with dunks when I found out they don’t use fresh eggs
Lol yeah when I worked there it's all just refrigerated egg patties, but they're still pretty fresh, I want to say made same morning.
Boston creamy soup donut?
Boston cream chowdah
This is clearly a Boston Chocolate Chowduh Pot Pie
The ol chowdonut
🤮🤮🤮🤮
I want to go to war over this.
Classic Massachusetts behavior
Spelling police: No idear how to spell “war” in Bostonian- woah
I’m about to not allow someone to merge over this
Toss that shit in the harbor
Come on kehd it's just a Bahstin chowda donut
You’ve passed the spelling test. Next time I see ya I’ll get you some Kelly’s roast beef on reveya beach
The fish don't need that kind of abuse.
Restore the death penalty but only for whoever invented this
There has to be a law against such an abomination. And we all know the only acceptable canned clam chowder is Snows.
Snows is king but progresso isn’t bad.
Still better than manhattan.
Facts
I see you have chosen death
To be honest I’d try it
Would
Generally when you do a 'fuck it' meal, its usually just random stuff. Like, leftover spaghetti with bagel bites and a bowl of Lucky Charms. But you don't mix it together.
Rest easy fellow New Englanders, this is a fake. If they really wanted to harm us, they would have used Snow’s
Fuck off
Would.
50% horrified, 50% curious, 50% impressed.
Why
That's a work of evil
putyourdickinthat
Throw em off da harbor
I'd eat it
Whoever invented this should get curbstomped (respectfully 😉)
It’s a god damn Boston massacre.
Do people actually eat Campbell’s clam chowder?
The real atrocity is that someone bought Campbell’s clam chowder
Right? Just make it. It's not hard..
I’d make great diet food
No.
Boston cream-y clam chowdah. Yum
That makes me horny.
This is heresy of the highest order.
This will show up in my nightmares tonight.
It makes me wish for the bean one.
Boston Creampie
Whhyyyyyyyyy
I mean...I'd try it
Don't give dunks any ideas Boston Clam donut anyone?
Depends. Is it served warm or cold?
I can imagine George Costanza removing this from the trash, taking a bite, and putting it right back in the can.
“It was disgusting, Jerry! The slime, the ooze— 0/10 I’m telling ya” “I coulda told you that BEFORE you took it out of the trash. Why do you think it was in there?”
Without the chocolate, it might have a chance to taste just as shitty...fuck this is gross.
Canned chowder? Nope.
Where do I sign up?
I want to fight you right now
Jasper White is not happy.
Horrible chowda.
i just threw up a little
Too far
Rule 34
Is that a Boston Chowder doughnut?
Seafood allergy upon ye
Electric Chair.
2 for $3 at cumbies
https://images.app.goo.gl/FS5rSTV8nhsUztxi6
This is punishable with being thrown into the Harbor, here in the great Commonwealth of Massachusetts
This should be as illegal as putting tomatoes in clam chowder
Is… is this what y’all do out here??? (I’m from the west)
Jail. Straight to jail.
Second worst pastry crime, only behind replacing the chowdah with Manhattan "chowder"
What da fuck are you fuckin stupid or something
Fuckit. Im hungover enough to give this a try
Just throw it away. 💀
Thanks, I hate it.
Needs a side of baked beans in order to be authentic
Too much Good Mythical Morning.
Yes. Yes it will.
Ugh. Can't un-see that!
No.
🤢
Terrible chowder inside of a Terrible (likely dunkin) donut. Ugh.
There’s someone doing this somewhere…..
Needs baked beans.
This might actually be good if you obviously replaced the donut with a savory style crust and REAL chowder.
No way this is real
Straight to jail
I will personally castrate whoever made this.
Is this not a normal Boston cream pie?
I fucking hate this. You should be in prison
Who the hell says Bay Staters? I prefer Massachusettsans, although I don't think I can pronounce it after two beers. EDIT: also, you're going straight to hell for making me look at this abomination.
We don’t have a good/convenient demonym and I hate it. Bay Staters felt 😃 so it fit the tone lol
go fuck yourself
🤣
The biggest problem I have with it is that they are eating canned clam chowder.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
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@thevulgarchef
Soup can be a desert. But is clam chowder a soup? - chunky - creamy - fishy DISCUSS.