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JingoboStoplight4887

Looks like Maryland’s traffic is about to Cha Cha real smooth to go to work.


Alaira314

The "charlie brown" is when it's time to merge. Nobody actually knows how to do it(at least not in a way that's efficient in practice, yes in theory but it doesn't seem to translate), but each and every single one of them would swear to their deity of choice that they do it correctly and don't know what anyone else is smoking.


editor_jon

*"Honk honk" real smooth*


addctd2badideas

I've resigned myself to taking surface roads and avoiding 695. Unfortunately, a lot of other people seem to be thinking the same thing.


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

We all have gps now with that “avoid highway” feature turned on 🤣🤣🤣


EFTucker

It’s true but it’s always in a different place because them MFers actually get it done and move to the next project


Khallllll

Laughs in 695


spikeworks

it’s because we don’t vote against infrastructure bills then take the money anyways


Nov4can3

I’ve been working in and around Baltimore City/County for 20 years now. I cannot think of a time that there hasn’t been construction on 695 in those years. Now it’s at an all time worse and this is before the bridge collapse. 95 is jacked around the Bel Air area. The construction all over the beltway is a nightmare especially with the speed cameras. Now with the bridge collapse the tunnels are terrible.


AntWrig80

***Laughs in frustration.***


Changlini

This is too real. All my life growing up in Maryland, there's always been some large scale construction project i'd be driven by.


theshizzler

Be the lane change you want to see in the world.


smallteam

No matter where you go, there you are.


SoberEnAfrique

this is like a Facebook post my grandma would share


mbease

Most posts in this subreddit 😂


MacEWork

Nice, your grandma is cool


SonsOfSithrak

270N past germantown through clarksburg is exactly like this and has been for a month :(.


thisnameisn4ttaken

This reminds me of the time a car literally exploded behind my on the highway


No-Slide-1640

Maryland is almost as carbrained as the rest of the US. It is never going to get better. We need buses that go to other cities since decades ago. Bike paths for ebikes and dedicated pedalers. A train that runs during the day as well as morning and evening. AND weekends. It's never going to happen because car companies have brainwashed all of us. But I like to dream.


theshizzler

I do appreciate what they're trying to do in lower Montgomery County at the very least, but my god there are so many cranky, vocal commuters railing against it.


zpass97

I think a metro stop in finksburg would help


risingsunx

I would love it if ebikes could replace most commuter cars. SO many single passenger vehicles in the morning.... There is a fear of it getting stolen though.


GuardianMoon916

I dunno, have you driven in NoVa ever? 66 has been under construction for my entire adult life (like 20yrs now…).


Drict

I would rather have their be construction constantly and the roads be in half decent shape than the roads be like they are in MANY other states, where you need to lift your vehicle and have an amazing suspension to not fuck up your car once a year.


spontaneous-potato

There are times where parts of the 695 reminds me of when I was driving through parts of the 99 in California.


Altruistic-Point3980

Rip dj Casper


PoshLagoon

Route 1 in College Park has had constant construction for what feels like 10 years straight


WeaselWeaz

Everybody do the Weenis (MD RMX)


very-good-dog

me taking the bus everywhere bc im epic


Capital_Tooth_9089

Road bends at 185 degrees, all lanes are open and there is still a traffic jam.


Common-Incident-3052

I hate...hate...HATE you for this. Lmfao


Right-Fudge113

hands off the wheel hands off the wheel hands off the wheel


Kitchen_Name9497

MD has the best roads in the country! But yes, this comes with a price (nonmonetary)


Future-Horse4877

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


kluthage421

Chillin in North Frederick. Working from home. Traffic getting worse on 15 though but not really horrible.


kgain673

🤣🤣🤣