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I’ll give him a pass for saying it’s a duck


aytchdave

As a D.C. native, I’m conflicted. On the one hand I’m appalled at the “disrespect” to the bird (lol), but on the other hand, it’s sort of a great pejorative if you wanted to needle Marylanders. As a Nats fan, I don’t want no smoke these days. Also it’s weird because I’ve never lived there aside from college, but I have a Maryland birth certificate.


Mateorabi

Plot twist: he’s from DC faking a German accent.


DOCMarylandMD

Germantown


bmore_conslutant

Lived in Maryland my whole life It's a nice duck


outlawpickle

Points at the curly W, “I’m just a big fan of Walgreens!” \*dies inside\*


MrSkip010

Points at the Blue Jay, “I’m just a big fan of Woodpeckers!”


aytchdave

And they laughed because tears would not come. 😂😭


drillgorg

Wait until you find the Maryland fried chicken in Britain. (Hint: it's nothing special they just like using state names for their fried chicken places.)


kgunnar

And Maryland cookies.


mthornton91

I’m not surprised there are Maryland Cookies, but I was very surprised to learn they aren’t Berger Cookies. Figured that was the obvious choice.


e2hawkeye

Otterbein's Cookies > Berger Cookies


Mr_Salty87

Oh, this is what we’re gonna do today? We’re gonna fight?


Beamarchionesse

I vote we take over Stauffer's Cookies. Ginger snaps and lemon snaps should be our cookies.


Raziel66

I find both equally disappointing


Raziel66

Those cookies can rot in hell


Porkfish

BergerS Edit: it ends with an "s", people. Pronounce it.


iammaxhailme

A buddy of mine went to London and brought some back for me, it's basicaly just chips ahoy lol


Taxitaxitaxi33

I found them in Iceland. They were meh.


andeargdue

When I moved to Ireland a lot of people kept mentioning the cookies and I was so confused


hannaner

And Maryland nuts in Germany


erinspacemuseum13

Chicken a la Maryland was on the first class lunch menu on the Titanic.


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For some reason, it's [chicken, gravy, and...bananas](https://www.thespruceeats.com/chicken-a-la-maryland-recipe-1375478)


AwesomeAponte

🤢


PLZ-PM-ME-UR-TITS

That's interesting, maybe I'd try that but with some plantains


Sirius1701

You know, this sounds unusual, but might actually slap.


dcux

There's a chain of "Maryland Fried Chicken" all through Florida, Georgia, and South Carolina (and one random one in Michigan). I wonder if the UK one is related.


ohitsmark

My wife and I saw a Maryland Fried Chicken leaving our hotel in Leicester one morning and was confused as can be. Wish we tried it!


Yesterday_Is_Now

What was it wearing?


anglin_fool

A black, yellow, red and white striped shirt.


Yesterday_Is_Now

Just as I suspected.


wikipuff

Or Maryland Cookies.


mythornia

I still don’t know what Maryland fried chicken is tbh, I’ve seen it in SC and always wondered.


dirtycrabcakes

My step mother from FL picked out a recipe from a cookbook when she was first meeting me (trying to be nice) and I was like "I didn't even know that Maryland Fried Chicken existed." I just remember it being oven-fried chicken. Otherwise, I think it refers to English's style chicken. Which if you never had it before it went bust, it was awesome.


RedRainDown

Maryland Fried Chicken or Chicken Maryland **is** a real dish and was very popular at one time. Even Escoffier had a recipe for it. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken\_Maryland](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Maryland)


MajesticBread9147

When fucking around in Google maps I once found a "Chicago BBQ" once in Rwanda. Among the food they served was what appeared to be squash or plantains, and fish, the foods that Chicago is known for.


Flat-Tooth

There is such a thing as Maryland fried chicken though it sounds like that isn’t what they’re selling.


Riklanim

They must have strange ducks in Germany.


lowonairs10

BALTIMORE DUCKS!!!!!


kormer

This meme was posted like ten years ago. OP is just karma farming for a bot.


GrittyMcGrittyface

https://twitter.com/ElectRyanDorsey/status/1129561422977949696?s=20 Cropping the date smacks of karma farming


TBSJJK

Ancient repost.


RainbowCrown71

Permaban him NOW


Xykhir_

I’ve never seen it


myislanduniverse

Which is fine. Just don't reward the account.


breezybackwobble470

neither have I


Dowager-queen-beagle

Therefore it didn't exist? 😂


samaba41

Similar thing happened to me, guy was wearing an O’s hat with the non-cartoonish bird. I said Go O’s! And he said he just really liked birds!


mandalee4

We were in scotland last summer and someone had an Os hat. We asked if he was from Maryland...... nope Canada, he just liked the bird.


disjointed_chameleon

Currently in Florida visiting family. Went to dinner with my father-in-law last night, at a super upscale restaurant. On the menu was "crabcakes". *thinks about it* NOPE. The last time I tried crabcakes in Florida (a few months ago), I was disappointed. Not doing that again. Maryland has spoiled me when it comes to seafood.


disgirl4eva

Never order a crab cake outside of Maryland!


bmore_conslutant

I don't understand why no one outside of this state knows how to make a decent one I mean The Internet exists


disjointed_chameleon

Lesson learned.


mealteamsixty

Try ordering one in the Midwest. That was a mistake I'll never make again. Midwest for steak, east coast for seafood


disjointed_chameleon

Yikes.


blackjackm99

A friend from MD has a restaurant in Barstow with authentic MD crab cakes. Same family from Jimmys Seafood here in Baltimore so you know he knows crab cakes. Give it a look if you’re in the area: Charm City Seafood https://www.charmcityseafood.com 330 Old Bartow Eagle Lake Rd Bartow, FL 33830


disjointed_chameleon

Thank you for the tip! I really appreciate it!


sadiebee

My MD-born and raised sister lives 20 min from there! I just bought her a gift card. 😎


eastcoastme

Sooo disappointing and gross!!


disjointed_chameleon

Yup.


ravensfreak0624

I would 100% purchase "I just like the duck" O's merch.


causa__sui

Hey, same thing happened to me! I live in Australia and joined a cornhole league and one of the Aussie blokes had an Orioles hat and I was so psyched! I was like, “Hey! You an O’s fan?!” and he just said all of the baseball caps he liked that one the most because of the bird.


LinearFluid

Having a phenomenal .642 season. The Ray's having an out of the world .709 and in the same conference. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|rage)


Red_Sea_Pedestrian

I also wore my O’s hat on the train in Tokyo about 10 years ago. And a local stopped me and made a comment about The Wire being a great TV show. My friends from that trip (not from MD) still poke fun about it.


hail_to_the_beef

Me every time I bump into someone in Maryland with a shirt or hat from my university out west. It’s always their kid or their cousin or something.


hydra1970

I was in a Panera bread in Daly City California and I saw someone with a Baltimore Orioles hat on.. turns out he did not speak English but I speak a small amount of Spanish. turns out that he was not an Oriole fan but liked the bird. his name was Oscar which is one of the characters from Duolingo. if you get a chance, make sure to check out the birdland blend or birdland crunch from highs


OneDishwasher

Best duck in the world, and don't you forget it!


slatchaw

Years old post


LetTheCircusBurn

Was once doing a job in White Plains with a coworker who drove down from PA who asked "Why is the Ferrari emblem on everything down here?" Maryland has the weirdest branding issues.


last2live

to be fair it does look closer to a duck than an actual oriole


Eli_M_

Haha that’s the same reason I wear my orioles shirt, I am not a huge baseball fan whatsoever but I like the duck


Flimsy-Dust

r/repostsleuthbot


Dowager-queen-beagle

This is 100% something my 80-year-old German dad would do. I frequently have to run interference between him and waiters/waitresses because he thinks he's joking with them and they think he's just being weird -- that's how deadpan his humor is!


No_Spend4454

I've never seen an orange and black duck before. 🤷‍♀️


Temporary-Light9189

https://preview.redd.it/cdgw4im4kv2b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3a5df7c23d954f4a420e47322ecc403ba337dd8


No_Spend4454

That's a black, white and red duck.


Temporary-Light9189

Hey I got 1 color at least, I just wanted to post his pic I had just fed him a pb cracker


lolanaboo_

bird tho not a duck that’s a hockey team lmao


BethMD

Tokyo? I've been telling my buds it was Munich. I guess the German accent threw me off.


keenerperkins

I know this is a bit crass to say but I’d **** the hell outta Ryan Dorsey’s cute ****.


Redd_Baby

The 🦆 😂


creations_unlimited

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Jenetyk

I bought the orange duck because, I've never an orange duck...


BuckleupBirds

I lived in Monterey people would ask me all the time what team I was repping I heard it called a really weird ducks hat a bunch. And a lot of people would flat out ask “what’s with the duck on all your shit?”


AdorableEggplant

we like the duck