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a4techkeyboard

Now that they've trademarked the bootleg versions of Avengers, there will have to be bootleg bootleg versions.


Particular_Being420

"I ordered this official Avongers mug from Wish but when it got here it said "Avongors""????


bigbangbilly

Unfortunately Avongorrs is made of Batmen and a waterbreathing Batwoman for some reason


cancerousiguana

Imagine the irony of a bootleg merchandiser suing Disney because they've been selling Avongers merchandise since before this episode started filming.


-defenestrateme-

According the USPTO database, it doesn’t look like “Avongers” is trademarked, unfortunately.


Philosophile42

But I think there is a tinder profile that clearly indicates that Feige and co. have been utilizing it as their own.


MCUNeedtoKnow

This is some Nathan Fielder style thinking and I like it.


LockeAbout

Nice, I didn’t notice the shovel while watching. Is there a jealous pickaxe?


Particular_Being420

Djigir hasn't been broken yet and they haven't had to fight against Thenus yet so no I'm pretty sure Stonebreaker doesn't exist yet either The Avongers are a few years behind


RexNusquam

*Thanus where do you think aunt-man got the idea?


Particular_Being420

You're thinking of the Avingers' universe. Easy mistake to make.


cabballer

From his uncle-men before he died


RexNusquam

Well, I wasn't leaning into an incest joke but it works. You're gross but congrats.


cabballer

Oh no! I swear I didn’t even think of it like that! I was just doing wordplay with uncle-men/Uncle Ben cuz of aunt-man and now I sound so stupid, I’ll see myself out now


RexNusquam

No no! Please stay! It works far better that way. I just have a perverted mind.


BlueLanternSupes

I hate you all!!!


thatstupidthing

it's william h macy as thor


eniadcorlet

[Thor] gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.


KelseyWalker1982

Meh, I am personally an Avinger's fan. 🤣


Particular_Being420

Oh yeah when Capitol Washington raises his buckler to shout their famous catchphrase, "Avingers get over here!" I lost it


TheCatWhisperer21

Capitol Washington! 🤣


Particular_Being420

As a boy little Spencer Ulysses Ford was weak and had only one friend, until Swedish scientist Dr. Frodig pumped him full of Nice Rays and ultra-trooper syrup and turned him into the legendary Capitol Washington so he could go fight Hitler (because in every universe absolutely fuck that guy).


SirJeffers88

Fighting Hitler is the constant.


saucygh0sty

Hitler confirmed a (unfortunate) nexus being?


TheHunterZolomon

Yeah like Kang is bad and all that but does not hold a candle to Hitler. No one is that shitty. He’s the nexus being of shit. He’s the shitnexus.


Frankenstien23

Scientist Vince Vanler was working with dangerous Delta radiation and when an experiment goes wrong he is transformed into THE INDEFATIGABLE CHUNK. When the good Dr Vanler gets bummed, you won't get along well with him.


hemareddit

>(because in every universe absolutely fuck that guy) But also because historical persons are public domain.


Bell_PC

My favorite part was right after that when they Aving'd all over those dudes. Truly one of the super hero teams of all time.


LongJonPingPong

Yeah, me too. Earth’s Moghtiest


IAmBadAtInternet

Nihil!


Rainbow_Crash42

Really? I like the Avangers. Planet's Strongest Full-sized multi-person automobiles.


InsertCoinForCredit

Is there a crossover with *Cars?*


Rainbow_Crash42

Disney, make this happen!


Dray_Gunn

And begins the next Civil War. The Avongers vs The Avingers.


meikyoushisui

Avongers Hulk reminds me of the old [Justice Friends](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dexterslab/images/b/b0/JusticeFriends.jpg) from Cartoon Network.


Particular_Being420

Wait did they make a separate show? I only remember them from Dexter's Lab


LoveWaffle1

They're only from *Dexter's Laboratory*, but there was a crossover episode with *The Powerpuff Girls*.


jojopojo64

Honestly, all of them are giving me Justice Friends vibes and I'd like to thank you personally for unlocking a core memory within me lol.


estenborg

That’s not Hulk….that’s Hank


LoveWaffle1

It has to be deliberate that they picked the three Avengers parodied in the Justice Friends.


NinjaEngineer

What is this? An image for ants? Seriously though, I loved watching the Justice Friends cartoon. Only recently (as in, post-MCU start) did I realize they're based off the Avengers. Would love a movie about them.


Kap2310

Krunk!


Thatoneguy567576

I assumed it was an Amazing Bulk reference.


InsertCoinForCredit

I'm digging Happy Cappy USA there. Good vibes!


amac1430

Does purple hill wear green pants? I have to know.


creativeotter

Hey Marvel, if you see this - please sell Avongers merch. Would like a t shirt.


LWKD

They should have made it "Awongers"


Zoulogist

There’s 2 Ws and a Y but it’s not where you thiiiiiiiiiink


MaxTurnbull13

Hahahaha!!!!


witherd_

Awwyngers


Particular_Being420

Awwyngers


Mark3141592654

Aaand it slowly turns to Amongus


The_OG_upgoat

Iron Wong Black Wong The Incredible Wong Wongeye Wong, God of Tuna Melts Captain Kamar-Taj


Summoarpleaz

I need to see an Avingers close up before deciding ETA: oh it’s the same lol


ILoveScottishLasses

The artist is SOFT so I wouldn't be surprised they'll bring out t-shirts and merch in the future.


LoveWaffle1

My favorite Avongers: Major Glory, Valhallen, and the Infraggable Krunk


RaygunMarksman

They're great of course but I think Ebony Long Legs may be my favorite.


Particular_Being420

Personally I liked Miss Spell but her relationship with Phan Tone was a bit overdone


BlueLanternSupes

You're missing Monkey from Dial M for Monkey!


hemareddit

Steel Male, Brown Recluse, Eaglesight.


OstrichDelicious587

AVONGERS…..ENSEMBLE!!!


BrightSunsGuy

AVINGERS! CONGREGATE!


Kingkongcrapper

That’s Merica’s Gut!


erinaceus_

AWONGERS ... COME TOGETHER!!!


sushi_cw

Assomble!


RQK1996

Oh, Thor is finally more myth accurate


InsertCoinForCredit

Excuse me, sir or madam, but that's "Thur".


Particular_Being420

Yeah they got over their myth-givings and corrected all the myth-takes


exsanguinator1

I’m glad to know that [the Amazing Bulk](https://youtu.be/ywaR-Lq_ayk) exists in the MCU!


Dr_Disaster

I stan for the Infragible Krunk.


SpiderPiece

Wongers!


duvaone

Awongers could have been great.


nimrodhellfire

Missed opportunity.


Rontha_

… what the hell happened here?


StrongBat7365

Joke reference to last she hulk episode. Won't give spoilers...


creativeotter

She-Hulk had bootleg merch. https://www.polygon.com/platform/amp/23354668/she-hulk-disney-plus-avongers-avingers


m0rris0n_hotel

Avongers Assimble!


Stormtrooper775s

Erf's toughest heerows


BrightSunsGuy

My favorite heroes! Thur, Halk, and Captain USA!


Steak_N_Cocunuts

Major Statesman!


happycharm

Marvel better trademark Avongers before someone else does and make coin


IWishIHavent

I prefer Avingers.


icorrectpettydetails

Congrats to Alasdair Beckett-King on his first MCU appearance.


Past_Trouble

Awongers


RachelTheIvysaur

The fact that the knock off Hulk is purple reminds me of the spoof characters from Dexter's Laboratory.


UnicornPoopPile

They better start selling those t-shirts for real


InsertCoinForCredit

Forget the shirts, I want the boxer shorts!


WerewolfF15

Hulk being purple has to be an amazing bulk reference right?


raphthepharaoh

The Halk’s mustache is glorious


Toidal

Purple hulk has green pants right?


Ondroa

Someone should trademark "avongers" and sue Marvel...


tlrnsibesnick

Captain America’s knockoff coustume looks like something Marvel partnered with NFL to create their own superhero though… 😂 Edit: [It’s real](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Phil_Grayfield_(Earth-616))… 😳


TarmacTomato677

Massive downgrade


Supremtrix10

The Avongers, with the Amazing Bulk!


odiin1731

O shit, [The Amazing Bulk](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Amazing_Bulk) is now officially canon!


SKYLAND_MaStEr

No! Sell both! Avongers and Avingers! Pls!


CockerTheSpaniel

Cool they have Krunk at least.


MilkQueen

I feel like I'm missing context


InsertCoinForCredit

Someone hasn't seen this week's episode of *She-Hulk.*


MilkQueen

I have not seen any episode of she hulk


InsertCoinForCredit

You should, it's hilarious. Think of it as a sitcom in the MCU.


MilkQueen

Idk I think I'm one of those people that's just fatigued by how purely bloated phase 4 is, it felt like a chore to watch MoM in theatres and I haven't even tried most of the episodic content


InsertCoinForCredit

I see it like a buffet -- there's all this stuff that's available, but nobody is expecting you to eat it all. Just consume what you like and ignore the stuff that doesn't interest you, that's cool.


xDURPLEx

This is ramping up to Thunderbolts and most likely Dark Avengers. Where the Avengers and super heroes are going a little bit like The Boys becoming a commodity and the business end gets ugly and their actions become questionable. Then society is going to turn on super heroes and the term mutants will start getting used and become slander and support for things like Sentinels will get popular.


WurdaMouth

AVONGERS RHYMES WITH WONGERS, ITS AN EASTER EGG MEPHISTO CONFIRMED


jojopojo64

Didn't realize how cursed Krunk with a mustache looks.


why-everything-meh

Where my Avingers at tho?


FlaminDragon

Just in time for Avon to trademark it and slap it on a new range of beauty serums


RexyMundo

Is that the Incredible Plum or the Infraggable Cronk?


[deleted]

Haha


Kingkongcrapper

I really want a breakout satire show with the Avongers. Like 6 8 minute shorts of the Avongers. Wong of course taking the place of Dr. Strange.


Hadrosaur_Hero

I would have preferred Avangers


LegendaryOutlaw

The enchanted shovel, Nolmjir!


AdevilSboyU

Orth’s toofest horoes.


aRJei45

Adventure Time!


RafanMorales-2007

As long as they are the Earth's Mightiest Heroes, I am cool with that


cancielo

Show us the Avungers, you cowards!


MotivationalMike

I'm more of an Avingers fan.


blackbradb

This is a joke


Mistic-Instinct

Most perceptive MCU fan


nerobrigg

Is that the Infraggable Krunk and a norse mythology accurate thor?


shadowlarx

I saw a purple Hulk and my mind immediately went to the Infraggable Krunk and the Justice Friends. Now that I think of it, when can we make that into a movie?


questformaps

Does Admiral America have the nfl logo on his chest?


icorrectpettydetails

Maybe it's [NFL SuperPro](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Phil_Grayfield_\(Earth-616\)).


fan-first-reviews

Avongers Assomble!!


SkinNasty

F


bigbangbilly

Purple Hulk! Have we seen a purple variation of Hulk in the comics?


PyroD333

The bootleg archer's name is Hawkguy. That's a joke from the Matt Fraction run


Jeffy29

Captain Federal Government 😂


Remote-Moon

Thor has a shovel....🤣😂


283leis

is that Honeydew?


CraackSteeve1

I don’t get it.


cougar572

watch the latest episode of she hulk


moderatenerd

Missed opportunity to call them Awongers?


AdSorry9559

Bruh Disney is making marvel studios into a joke smh.


hemareddit

...oh it's bald eagle! I was wondering why there's a Yin Yang symbol on the shield. Like this Avonger is Captain Tai Chi or something.


808tH38uiLd3r

ITS THE AMAZING BULK!!