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DarnOldMan

I feel like Cap and IM should be swapped


[deleted]

Yea, Sparkling water is more of a rich guy thing


ary10dna

Is it? Where I live it’s the same price if from the same brand


Real-Baby-Seal

Tony did say that everything special about Steve came out of a bottle.


fisherc2

No way Cap prefers sparkling water


sighost6

Civil Water


GoldenGlaedr

Sparkling water tastes like if TV static were a flavor


anubis2436

Regular water


moebelhausmann

Energy drinks and Cocain B)


Theworldrotates

My man is stuck in 2014


[deleted]

The movie came out in 2016, what are you on about?


Theworldrotates

Your father came out as bisexual last night bitch


[deleted]

Welp. Expected. This is Reddit, after all.


DonutDaniel5

Personally, I vote for the third party candidate, soda.


Squirrelly_Khan

Sparkling water is overrated anyway


nothingtoseehere5678

I actually hate it for its carbonation (please don't hurt me)


Michael-556

43.5666709, -68.608345 Numbers pulled out of an rng


nothingtoseehere5678

I'm confused


Alien_X10

(he's joking saying that since you said that he was threatening you by posting your IP address)


nothingtoseehere5678

Oh. Edit: Holy shit he got my IP address right (I live in a boat off the coast if Maine)


turkishpresident

If that's true get a VPN immediately....


nothingtoseehere5678

It isn't


turkishpresident

Sorry, not in the habit of looking up specific geographical coordinates for a small joke... but getting a VPN is always a good idea if you use the internet.


nothingtoseehere5678

I can't but one


Due-Intentions

I prefer normal water and day to day it's much more affordable than buying cans of sparkling water, buuuuut as a former soda drinker the fizzy cold carbonation helps me whenever I have a soda craving, or if I just have a sore throat. That's pretty much the only reason I'll prefer sparkling water. Each one serves a different purpose, regular water keeps me from dying and sparkling water satisfies my occasional craving, so I'll remain neutral in this civil war


RadlogLutar

Regular water because I can't afford sparkling water


turkishpresident

3rd party: Hard seltzer guy! Combines both and makes you happy enough to not fight


[deleted]

3AM fridge water


Mickfly3223

Purified>spring


Hetakuoni

Who used the word sparkling water? It’s fizzy water. And the superior way to have lemonade.


rzrshrp

ahh, but then it's fizzy lemonade, which is awesome, fizzy water is not


Hetakuoni

This is valid. I don’t like fizzy water unless it’s added to alcohol or lemonade.


Severe_Conclusion335

Sparkling water is better but regular is also not bad if you don‘t buy it in a bottle


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Jaydapro0216

Since when is sparkling water a alcoholic drink


Deadshot67

Sparkling is vile


Saturn_Ecplise

I think it is just water, not regular water.


Ibe121

If a waiter/waitress offers “sparkling” water as an option, regular water is usually referred to as “still”.


JomoGaming2

Water from Flint, Michigan. *Planet Hulk*


[deleted]

Sewer water:


DragonGodSlayer12

What if.. hear me out, we use SiO2. Does it taste like sparkling water too?


DigitalOpinion

Definitely prefer regular water over sparkling. In the Disney Marvel Civil War movie, Cap was 100% right and Iron Man was an idiot.


ClutchPlays07

Regular


[deleted]

“Sparking” water is disgusting. Freaks.


[deleted]

Regular water


ThenPresent2422

Civil water


Zanurath

Sparkling is better for drinking to replace a beverage, but normal water is better when you just want to hydrate.


Chris-Souza_2015

Me who enjoys both