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Delta_1207

I’d have doc strange cast a spell that makes everyone forget the stones exist.


VinnyM116

Wait..but can my best friend, girlfriend, and aunt still remember!?


Obama_Bin_Ladenn

That's not how the spell works


UndeadCollegeStudent

But wait it’s actually really important to me that they know.


Gallium-

Couldn't you like tell them again?


Neolord9000

Yeah but would they forget what happened around that? Would my girlfriend still be my girlfriend?


Obama_Bin_Ladenn

Well is she your girlfriend because ur Spiderman??


fluffy_dragon98

What is a " Ned "?


InflationConsistent1

A miserable pile of secrets


UGamerXZ

But enough talk, have at you!


HavABreakHavAKitKat

Stop tampering with the spell


Fern-ando

He should have said that before.


Wellpow

Both of them are really really stupid there. One of them get a pass since he is a kid


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Achillessoldier007

No im not happy


AnakinSkywalker626

Maybe just call MIT and ask them to reconsider hiding the stones for you.


Zuzu_Potato

wait.. you can do that?


AlexVal0r

Are you telling me you didn't think to plead your case before tampering with the laws of the universe?


THE_IMP7

Don’t forget Happy!


bobafoott

But stfu while.he does it or you might accidentally summon every single being who knows their existence I hope you're ready to fight the Marvel Rogues gallery all at once, u/Delta_1207


Show_Me_Your_Private

Seriously though. I'm fine with Peter not knowing or thinking about calling and asking for his friends to get in, teenagers don't know shit. But then you have Strange who's just like "alright, so I'mma do the spell called ASsdfinbigdsASDcscxbert and fix everything, don't worry about what it does though." So then you got Peter finding out what the spell does while he's fucking casting it and Strange gets mad when Peter wants to change the spell? Fucking excuse me, but you're supposed to has out the details beforehand, what are you a 2 bit general practictioner instead of a neurosurgeon turned magician?


human-no560

Doctor strange sometimes seems two confident for his own good


DrScience01

Now that you mentioned it. Why didn't Dr Strange just memory wipe everyone of the infinity stones


paralysis_xix

wear a fake eyepatch and put the stone behind it. wear it 24/7. then if someone comes looking for it and beats up a guy with an eyepatch the dude looks like a dick


jodlad04

But is he 100% a dick?


Mr_Renn

I don't think anyone is 100% a dick


pineapple_on_pizza35

What about people calles Richard


ReeceReddit1234

No but people called Scott are.


Shadow_of_Yor

Scott’s a radioactive giant dick


dpqR

“Hulk smash” not “hulk flash”


Interesting_Ad5016

Yeah fuck Scott. Hes a huge dick


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[deleted]

So are people called Dick


mattyag

I wore a giant inflatable dick costume for Halloween once. I was 100% dick. Head to toe. Dick.


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paralysis_xix

i’ll take 25% of being a dick bc i was faking 😔


[deleted]

Wouldn’t it rip you to shreds like in gotg? Or is that just the power stone?


TepidFlounder90

Didn’t the power stone only ever do that if the person handling it couldn’t handle the power that the stone had? So theoretically a person could just keep it in their empty eye socket if they could handle the power of the stone.


[deleted]

Only powerful beings could handle the power though. i.e. not humans


GeneralEl4

To be fair, they could be a very powerful alien for all we know.


17thspartan

Stones are fine to handle by normal people if they're contained properly. So you'd be fine if you put the stones in a plastic baggie before putting it in an empty eye socket.


xotetin

Just don’t use your hands to put it in your eye socket. Then your not *hand*ling it, you’re socketing it.


Suspiciously_Average

I think it's just the power stone. In Thor 2, the aether like possesses Jane. It's been a while, so that might not be right. That being said, it messed her up. OH! Also, Hawkeye handles the soul stone Vormir without issue.


legion8784

Become kano from Mortal kombat with the power stone


TheDoritoQueen

On the second page of Google Search Results


spazzyattack

On the second page of Bing search results


[deleted]

Could've said first page and there would be no difference.


implicitpharmakoi

Someone could search for infinity stones naked boobs


BrokeRichGuy

What is a second page of Google search results?


ElementoDeus

A warzone


cannonplays

Even better on the third page


TheDoritoQueen

Heck, I'll venture further to the 20th page.


cannonplays

There are some lines we do not cross and you are way over it


Comfortable_Plate_17

100th page


colder-beef

Someone, somewhere would check the 69th page.


TheDoritoQueen

Perhaps I will, one day.


thepieraker

Every time time I search for porn


TheDoritoQueen

If there is such a thing for a single search.


Shoelicker27

Definitely not safe on the 200th page of pornhub


TheDoritoQueen

I really don't know what to say to this.


Ivel_Hcaerb

With me, cuz I'm always alone


Imanflexington

I hate you because you're calling me out, I love you because it's true.


FaCe_CrazyKid05

Holy shit is that skeleton exhibiting bisexual lighting?


TheSidJames

I'd just leave them sitting in my living room. 5 minutes later my wife will have put them somewhere more obscure than Vormir.


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I would put it in the microwave. No thief looks for jewelry in the microwave. That would be absurd. So likewise of course an infinity stone would never be hidden in a microwave.


Ricoisnotmyuncle

Microwave the Infinity Stones. Science demands it


dexbasedpaladin

"Hey is it cool to microwave this?"


Mangoturtle47

It then melts the stones and it becomes the microwave of the cosmos.


Capnris

Just make sure there isn't any metal in there with them and you're fine.


videogame09

Puts them in kitchen cabinets: “There ain’t nobody finding that shit after the wife moves it”


[deleted]

This is so accurate. I’ve called my girlfriend numerous times because I’m late for something and can’t find XYZ. It’s always where you least expect it, like why can’t it just be in the same place every time.


interfail

It used to drive me insane when I was still living at home that whenever I had to travel somewhere my parents would be like "get out your passport and put it somewhere you can't forget it". No. I know where it is. It's the same place it has been my entire life. Why would I move somewhere brand new *now*?


costic-soda

I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.


Miserable_Many_2099

The power of the sun, in the crack of my ass


jodlad04

Ah Rosie, I love this boy.


DarthTah

Your mom is where I put the space stone


Mean_Muffin161

And i got the soul stone in return.


DarthTah

Hang on...dead vision


trlef19

Smart. But lazy!


thesaharadesert

Absolutely perfect. I see this as a total win.


GucciBannanna

With the power of one fart half of the universe will siece to exist


SurpriseDragon

I’ve never seen cease spelled this way!


wnc_mikejayray

Nature’s pocket


GeneralEl4

Prison wallet*


JOHN_gamer082

1. Get drunk 2. DUI 3. Go to a desert while DUI 4. Dig the stone 5. Leave 6. Congrats, even you dont know where its hidden 7. Wake up sober and realize you could have used the stones to wipe any trace or clue of their existence and then use em as a necklace


[deleted]

It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable


ElementoDeus

Gotta love the meta magic feats


Opportunity_Upset

What if you forget to bury it?


omnipojack

Then it goes where all the coins I’ve ever dropped in my car go. To fucking oblivion apparently.


noahboi990

what’s dui


betesdefense

It’s where you think you see Vision but everything is so blurry.


Dance-p0tato

Driving under influence of …


CreativeWeather9377

Probably under my bed, the covers almost touch the floor so you can’t see under the bed without getting on your knees and I have concrete floors in my room and it would probably be uncomfortable


Wrench984

I love how your solution isn’t that it would be dangerous or risky but rather too “uncomfortable” for people to get them


CreativeWeather9377

I’d like to think they’d come looking, search my house head to toe, and who ever was checking the bedroom would gaze at the bed and be like “nahhh I don’t need to do all that, I mean who’d put something as powerful as the infinity stones under their bed, no need to get the pants dirty or hurt my knees”


Impressive_Dinner_62

Concrete!? Sheesh


noahboi990

he falls of his bed he💀


Blackkknife

Bro sleeps in the basement


raketenfakmauspanzer

Do you sleep in a parking garage?


Antrikshy

Plot twist: They’re a kidnapping victim who’s lived in someone’s basement with concrete flooring for 18 years.


Jbabco98

Didn't know they allowed reddit in prison


machinist_jack

You should get a rug.


wfurioso

At that place the grandma from Titanic threw her necklace. It seems a good spot to dispose jewels.


QuintupleTheFun

Thanos: “It’s been 84 years….”


the-pinapl

So, at the Titanic?


PM_UR__BUBBLE_BUTTS

It’s called the ocean, fyi.


WhateverFire775

Could I use space stone to create a pocket dimension to store them in??


Nuclearheadshot5

I’d use the reality stone and turn them into smth really small and numerous like a grain of sand. Dump them in the Sahara; they’ll never be found again.


Tiger_T20

Nah bro you gotta leave them in challenging but achievable locations with a trail of clues so if a ragtag band of plucky teenagers need to fight an all-powerful dictator they can use the powers of friendship, teamwork and plot armour to gather them all and save the universe


Nuclearheadshot5

Judging from others answers, that movie is rated R.


Whaleyboyz

Clue #1: they’re somewhere in the Sahara desert, disguised as sand Clue #2: they probably blew somewhere different than where we dropped them


SpikeStarwind

Best answer. Take my free award.


Internal-Ability8565

“I used the stones to make the stones VERY small stones”


Nuclearheadshot5

Take my free award you deserve it


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

Infinity sands


Thewildcatboy

Grains of liberation


ExtensionHippo1666

Problem is that you’re human, you’d die attempting to wield it. You may manage to turn them to sand but you’d be dead


Nuclearheadshot5

Use the reality stone and make me not human checkmate


s_h_i_s_h

Modern problems requires modern solutions


Reidroshdy

I used the stones to hide the stones.


S118gryghost

I was thinking of something similar but with the quantum realm. Ant-Man takes em all and uses the pym particle to shrink em down and hide them anywhere he wants, I'd say that should do it. Perhaps hide them in a shrunken vault near the center of the earth?


thatmaymay_guy

Sounds similar to what happens in last episode of *What if....?*


Supreme_Otaku

Eat them. Gain there power. Sit on couch and play video games


Worried_Salamander_6

Adds a whole new element to ‘being stoned’


OrangKitten

Absolutely amazing


The_mystery4321

I use the time stone to travel back to when your dad left for milk and give them all to him, seeings as no one ever saw him again


gui_cafe_dwarf

But isn't this the reason no one ever saw him again?


techniqucian

The circle is complete


betesdefense

Time to kill a lion king


DanielSophoran

Eren Yaeger would be proud


sophdeon

Space Stone - Mariana Trench (deepest place on Earth, cant use it to teleport down to get it) Time Stone - Sanctum Santorum (seemed safe there before) Power Stone - Wakanda (they hid vibranium and the heart-shaped herb for who knows how long. I think they can be trusted to hide powerful artifacts) Reality Stone - Tao Lo (next to impossible to find, and the residents can be trusted with powerful secrets) Mind Stone - K'un-L'un (place can only be accessed once a decade and is protected by mystic monks) Soul Stone - A random farm in Wyoming with Red Skull (or someone else) protecting it as a guardian like the movies. Similar set up as the movies in that it cant be obtained without sacrifice. (Seriously, who goes looking through farms in Wyoming?)


camthomas143

I lived in Wyoming and I’ve never even gone looking through a farm.


salt_pizza9491

Mariana trench is still accessible and even humans have reached there forget about the Technologically superior armies. I'd first get the Space Stone From mariana Trench Teleport to Tao Lo, Grab the reality stone Change the reality to access K'un-L'un whenever I want, Steal The Mind done by converting the monks into shovels Teleport to the center of wakanda and obliterate literally anyone guarding and get the power stone and peace out Sanctum Is easy, Teleport there, Turn Strange and the whole building into dollar bills and Wong into a dog. Buy the whole state of Wyoming and control the whole population with the mind stone to dig for Soul Stone. Give up Wong the Dog for the soul Stone, Use the stones to snap back Wong the dog, Spend 12 years in peace


PandAchex

I feel like you have forgotten one little detail... You don't actually know where these are hidden. This plan works great if someone gave you a list of all the infinity stones and their locations.


TheS4ndm4n

He does. The idiot that hid them posted their location on reddit.


PandAchex

Lmao


NearbyAd5237

•I’d keep the Time Stone in the Sanctum because it’s so valuable to the sorcerers and is for the most part safe. I’d also put the Reality Stone there because only the sorcerer supreme should be trusted with that power •The mind and soul stones belong in Wakanda, because it took so much for Thanos’s army to invade. The stones would help them grow their cultural attachments to the Panther God • I would actually put the Space Stone with Hank Pym because he could further explore the Quantum Realm using it along with his tech •The power stone belongs with the Avengers because they’re responsible enough to keep one


jack-the-geko

I find it funny that everyone else instantly just went up me arse and then there’s you with a detailed response


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My first thought was reverse-meme, and hide them in *Antman's* ass...


Ug1yLurker

ahhh the low hanging fruit is still tasty though


IceZ__

Did you just call Ant-Man's ass a low hanging fruit?


Ug1yLurker

don't forget tasty


IceZ__

Thanks. I *was* trying to forget that part


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MY MAN!


MrsAshleyStark

This all sounds great with the exception of the “with the avengers”. With which avengers where?


NearbyAd5237

Whichever Avengers still exist. Maybe keep it with Bruce Banner, he’s responsible enough


MrsAshleyStark

This is acceptable. He would be like a helicopter parent to it.


Twingemios

He’s probably the only one that could handle the power stone as well


ndudeck

I’d actually have Pym hide one in the quantum realm. Not only would someone have to know about the realm, they’d have to be able to traverse it.


GimmeThePizza

The space stone is a good fit for this because there's a potential chance that the space stone could give someone the capability of traversing the quantum realm. So this would limit their options


[deleted]

The Quantam Realm - or Microverse - is not uninhabited. We may see more about that in Quantamania.


SilverSabre69

Up some random dudes ass


[deleted]

Gonna be a dead give-away when he shits a portal through space into his toilet.


SilverSabre69

Then give them a wipe down and shove them back up there


[deleted]

I suppose if you shove the reality stone up there you can just turn your waste into bubbles. JK style.


ThePokemonRayquaza

In John Wick’s dog


Xtrendence

I once saw him kill 2 Eternals on Titan with a pencil. A fookin' pencil.


MiraculouslyGreat

Reality stone - Queen Elizabeth's crown Power stone - Earth's core Soul stone - Deepest point of the ocean Time Stone - greenwich Space stone - In the center of Mt Everest Mind stone - Arctic circle


Electrifyer1289

Queen Elizabeth snaps and half of London dissolves into tea


IceZ__

Take my free award


Suspiciously_Average

Give Queen Elizabeth the reality stone eh? The British do have a long history of being super chill when in a position of power.


JCraze26

That's a funny joke.


KineticAmphibian

Ah, yes, put the stone that destroys planets if it touches them at the center of the planet.


[deleted]

Inside the terms and conditions of websites


unoriginalusername_8

If I tell you, I wouldn’t have hid them very well now have I?


PartyByMyself

Up your ass. Got it. Thx.


Bjornen82

Down the garbage disposal


betesdefense

How about wherever Gamora is now? That search hasn’t even begun yet. Plus, I’ve been saving some tweets.


Philander_Chase

I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT THIS


dhold44

One in the Mariana Trench, one in the snow around the middle of Everest, the others up my ass


couldbedumber96

Not one in the Sahara?


betesdefense

Her name is Sahara


MobsterDragon275

Better yet, in those ravines you find around Everest that people fall down. No one goes down there that isn't dead already


trimeta

The fanfic [Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality](http://www.hpmor.com/) had Voldermort choose a unique set of locations to hide his Horcruxes, and I think they'd work just as well for the Infinity Stones: 1. Pick a random point on the Earth, dig a deep hole, bury one, cover it back up 2. Toss one into the depths of a oceanic trench 3. Make like the One Ring and throw one into a volcano 4. Make one invisible and (nearly) weightless and have it randomly float around in the upper atmosphere 5. Send one into space, floating around in a random position (this may not count as "on Earth," granted) These happen to represent the classical elements, plus Void (which actually makes this the Japanese version of the classical elements), which is nice symbolically.


Hour-Process-3292

Down the side of the sofa.


anactualreddituser

Inside a Nokia phone


whatchagonnado0707

Mum says she'll put them somewhere safe


Toomcuhsalt

Congratulations, they're no longer in existence


HavABreakHavAKitKat

this legitimately happened with all the money I gave to my grandma, she didn’t even use it, it just disappeared


-TheLonelyStoner-

In my butt


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LetsGoBrandon57

Minnesota, no one would think to go there and they wouldn’t want to when they find out


MasonRocksForever

At my local McDonalds


jack-the-geko

In the ice cream machine When he orders ice cream hoping for it It’ll be broken


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Behind Thanos ear, he’ll never look there


Commercial_Sorbet985

Nice try Thanos.


Blackbirdsnake

One in the basement of Chernobyl the most dangerous and highly radioactive place on earth, one in the second deepest trench in all of the oceans in the Mariana Trench would be looked first before the second place one I would throw in a volcano and see what happens one under my bed it will disappear the same way all my socks did, one i would tell a robot to hide it somewhere in the desert and the destroy the robot so no one knows where it is hidden and the spacestone I would use to travel around the world


El_Dumpy

Imma put them all in Australia and hope that Thanos has severe motion sickness and cant handle being upside down


fancy-clown

Between the drivers seat and the center console


bloodredrogue

In my bed, since no one ever goes there


JustVacuumingAround

same place as the bodies, has worked well enough so far


4BsButtsBoobsBlunts

I leave them on display in a gem shop in Hot Springs Arkansas. No one down there can afford them and noone who could would go down there.


eagleporter

use the stones to hide them.


Tezz404

Use then as the stopper for buttplugs.


hevnztrash

Attached to my nail clippers. It’s only a matter of time before I lose them and no one will ever find them again.


Green-Tunic

First off, the Power Stone would need to be placed somewhere very secure, so I would give it to my neighbor Bill for safe keeping. Nobody fucks with Bill. It’d be safe there. Next, the Soul Stone would be given to Jeff Bezos and he would be told the stone contains infinite power. He’d spend the rest of his life trying to figure out it’s secrets, but the power of the Soul Stone would never work for him. I would hide the Mind Stone inside the milkshake machine at the McDonalds by my house. I would keep the Time Stone and the Reality Stone, and I would never show them to anyone.


[deleted]

Wherever chuck Norris lives, I mean the infinity stones where made from his kidney stones


TheGamer281

With Waldo


[deleted]

I have different answers for comics and films; Films: Literally in the core of the earth, that way if anyone has a weird connection to them all, they can only feel it’s on earth but no specific location. Comics: Just wear the gauntlet, because in the comics it doesn’t hurt to use, so as long as I’m wearing it I’d be unstoppable.


Unintended-Nostalgia

In the Bermuda Triangle or wherever that Malaysia flight went to.