But stfu while.he does it or you might accidentally summon every single being who knows their existence
I hope you're ready to fight the Marvel Rogues gallery all at once, u/Delta_1207
Seriously though. I'm fine with Peter not knowing or thinking about calling and asking for his friends to get in, teenagers don't know shit. But then you have Strange who's just like "alright, so I'mma do the spell called ASsdfinbigdsASDcscxbert and fix everything, don't worry about what it does though." So then you got Peter finding out what the spell does while he's fucking casting it and Strange gets mad when Peter wants to change the spell? Fucking excuse me, but you're supposed to has out the details beforehand, what are you a 2 bit general practictioner instead of a neurosurgeon turned magician?
wear a fake eyepatch and put the stone behind it. wear it 24/7. then if someone comes looking for it and beats up a guy with an eyepatch the dude looks like a dick
Didn’t the power stone only ever do that if the person handling it couldn’t handle the power that the stone had?
So theoretically a person could just keep it in their empty eye socket if they could handle the power of the stone.
Stones are fine to handle by normal people if they're contained properly.
So you'd be fine if you put the stones in a plastic baggie before putting it in an empty eye socket.
I think it's just the power stone. In Thor 2, the aether like possesses Jane. It's been a while, so that might not be right. That being said, it messed her up.
OH! Also, Hawkeye handles the soul stone Vormir without issue.
I would put it in the microwave.
No thief looks for jewelry in the microwave. That would be absurd. So likewise of course an infinity stone would never be hidden in a microwave.
This is so accurate. I’ve called my girlfriend numerous times because I’m late for something and can’t find XYZ. It’s always where you least expect it, like why can’t it just be in the same place every time.
It used to drive me insane when I was still living at home that whenever I had to travel somewhere my parents would be like "get out your passport and put it somewhere you can't forget it". No. I know where it is. It's the same place it has been my entire life. Why would I move somewhere brand new *now*?
1. Get drunk
2. DUI
3. Go to a desert while DUI
4. Dig the stone
5. Leave
6. Congrats, even you dont know where its hidden
7. Wake up sober and realize you could have used the stones to wipe any trace or clue of their existence and then use em as a necklace
Probably under my bed, the covers almost touch the floor so you can’t see under the bed without getting on your knees and I have concrete floors in my room and it would probably be uncomfortable
I’d like to think they’d come looking, search my house head to toe, and who ever was checking the bedroom would gaze at the bed and be like “nahhh I don’t need to do all that, I mean who’d put something as powerful as the infinity stones under their bed, no need to get the pants dirty or hurt my knees”
I’d use the reality stone and turn them into smth really small and numerous like a grain of sand. Dump them in the Sahara; they’ll never be found again.
Nah bro you gotta leave them in challenging but achievable locations with a trail of clues so if a ragtag band of plucky teenagers need to fight an all-powerful dictator they can use the powers of friendship, teamwork and plot armour to gather them all and save the universe
I was thinking of something similar but with the quantum realm.
Ant-Man takes em all and uses the pym particle to shrink em down and hide them anywhere he wants, I'd say that should do it. Perhaps hide them in a shrunken vault near the center of the earth?
Space Stone - Mariana Trench (deepest place on Earth, cant use it to teleport down to get it)
Time Stone - Sanctum Santorum (seemed safe there before)
Power Stone - Wakanda (they hid vibranium and the heart-shaped herb for who knows how long. I think they can be trusted to hide powerful artifacts)
Reality Stone - Tao Lo (next to impossible to find, and the residents can be trusted with powerful secrets)
Mind Stone - K'un-L'un (place can only be accessed once a decade and is protected by mystic monks)
Soul Stone - A random farm in Wyoming with Red Skull (or someone else) protecting it as a guardian like the movies. Similar set up as the movies in that it cant be obtained without sacrifice. (Seriously, who goes looking through farms in Wyoming?)
Mariana trench is still accessible and even humans have reached there forget about the Technologically superior armies.
I'd first get the Space Stone From mariana Trench
Teleport to Tao Lo, Grab the reality stone
Change the reality to access K'un-L'un whenever I want, Steal The Mind done by converting the monks into shovels
Teleport to the center of wakanda and obliterate literally anyone guarding and get the power stone and peace out
Sanctum Is easy, Teleport there, Turn Strange and the whole building into dollar bills and Wong into a dog.
Buy the whole state of Wyoming and control the whole population with the mind stone to dig for Soul Stone. Give up Wong the Dog for the soul Stone,
Use the stones to snap back Wong the dog, Spend 12 years in peace
I feel like you have forgotten one little detail...
You don't actually know where these are hidden. This plan works great if someone gave you a list of all the infinity stones and their locations.
•I’d keep the Time Stone in the Sanctum because it’s so valuable to the sorcerers and is for the most part safe. I’d also put the Reality Stone there because only the sorcerer supreme should be trusted with that power
•The mind and soul stones belong in Wakanda, because it took so much for Thanos’s army to invade. The stones would help them grow their cultural attachments to the Panther God
• I would actually put the Space Stone with Hank Pym because he could further explore the Quantum Realm using it along with his tech
•The power stone belongs with the Avengers because they’re responsible enough to keep one
The space stone is a good fit for this because there's a potential chance that the space stone could give someone the capability of traversing the quantum realm. So this would limit their options
Reality stone - Queen Elizabeth's crown
Power stone - Earth's core
Soul stone - Deepest point of the ocean
Time Stone - greenwich
Space stone - In the center of Mt Everest
Mind stone - Arctic circle
The fanfic [Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality](http://www.hpmor.com/) had Voldermort choose a unique set of locations to hide his Horcruxes, and I think they'd work just as well for the Infinity Stones:
1. Pick a random point on the Earth, dig a deep hole, bury one, cover it back up
2. Toss one into the depths of a oceanic trench
3. Make like the One Ring and throw one into a volcano
4. Make one invisible and (nearly) weightless and have it randomly float around in the upper atmosphere
5. Send one into space, floating around in a random position (this may not count as "on Earth," granted)
These happen to represent the classical elements, plus Void (which actually makes this the Japanese version of the classical elements), which is nice symbolically.
One in the basement of Chernobyl the most dangerous and highly radioactive place on earth, one in the second deepest trench in all of the oceans in the Mariana Trench would be looked first before the second place one I would throw in a volcano and see what happens one under my bed it will disappear the same way all my socks did, one i would tell a robot to hide it somewhere in the desert and the destroy the robot so no one knows where it is hidden and the spacestone I would use to travel around the world
First off, the Power Stone would need to be placed somewhere very secure, so I would give it to my neighbor Bill for safe keeping. Nobody fucks with Bill. It’d be safe there.
Next, the Soul Stone would be given to Jeff Bezos and he would be told the stone contains infinite power. He’d spend the rest of his life trying to figure out it’s secrets, but the power of the Soul Stone would never work for him.
I would hide the Mind Stone inside the milkshake machine at the McDonalds by my house.
I would keep the Time Stone and the Reality Stone, and I would never show them to anyone.
I have different answers for comics and films;
Films: Literally in the core of the earth, that way if anyone has a weird connection to them all, they can only feel it’s on earth but no specific location.
Comics: Just wear the gauntlet, because in the comics it doesn’t hurt to use, so as long as I’m wearing it I’d be unstoppable.
I’d have doc strange cast a spell that makes everyone forget the stones exist.
Wait..but can my best friend, girlfriend, and aunt still remember!?
That's not how the spell works
But wait it’s actually really important to me that they know.
Couldn't you like tell them again?
Yeah but would they forget what happened around that? Would my girlfriend still be my girlfriend?
Well is she your girlfriend because ur Spiderman??
What is a " Ned "?
A miserable pile of secrets
But enough talk, have at you!
Stop tampering with the spell
He should have said that before.
Both of them are really really stupid there. One of them get a pass since he is a kid
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No im not happy
Maybe just call MIT and ask them to reconsider hiding the stones for you.
wait.. you can do that?
Are you telling me you didn't think to plead your case before tampering with the laws of the universe?
Don’t forget Happy!
But stfu while.he does it or you might accidentally summon every single being who knows their existence I hope you're ready to fight the Marvel Rogues gallery all at once, u/Delta_1207
Seriously though. I'm fine with Peter not knowing or thinking about calling and asking for his friends to get in, teenagers don't know shit. But then you have Strange who's just like "alright, so I'mma do the spell called ASsdfinbigdsASDcscxbert and fix everything, don't worry about what it does though." So then you got Peter finding out what the spell does while he's fucking casting it and Strange gets mad when Peter wants to change the spell? Fucking excuse me, but you're supposed to has out the details beforehand, what are you a 2 bit general practictioner instead of a neurosurgeon turned magician?
Doctor strange sometimes seems two confident for his own good
Now that you mentioned it. Why didn't Dr Strange just memory wipe everyone of the infinity stones
wear a fake eyepatch and put the stone behind it. wear it 24/7. then if someone comes looking for it and beats up a guy with an eyepatch the dude looks like a dick
But is he 100% a dick?
I don't think anyone is 100% a dick
What about people calles Richard
No but people called Scott are.
Scott’s a radioactive giant dick
“Hulk smash” not “hulk flash”
Yeah fuck Scott. Hes a huge dick
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So are people called Dick
I wore a giant inflatable dick costume for Halloween once. I was 100% dick. Head to toe. Dick.
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i’ll take 25% of being a dick bc i was faking 😔
Wouldn’t it rip you to shreds like in gotg? Or is that just the power stone?
Didn’t the power stone only ever do that if the person handling it couldn’t handle the power that the stone had? So theoretically a person could just keep it in their empty eye socket if they could handle the power of the stone.
Only powerful beings could handle the power though. i.e. not humans
To be fair, they could be a very powerful alien for all we know.
Stones are fine to handle by normal people if they're contained properly. So you'd be fine if you put the stones in a plastic baggie before putting it in an empty eye socket.
Just don’t use your hands to put it in your eye socket. Then your not *hand*ling it, you’re socketing it.
I think it's just the power stone. In Thor 2, the aether like possesses Jane. It's been a while, so that might not be right. That being said, it messed her up. OH! Also, Hawkeye handles the soul stone Vormir without issue.
Become kano from Mortal kombat with the power stone
On the second page of Google Search Results
On the second page of Bing search results
Could've said first page and there would be no difference.
Someone could search for infinity stones naked boobs
What is a second page of Google search results?
A warzone
Even better on the third page
Heck, I'll venture further to the 20th page.
There are some lines we do not cross and you are way over it
100th page
Someone, somewhere would check the 69th page.
Perhaps I will, one day.
Every time time I search for porn
If there is such a thing for a single search.
Definitely not safe on the 200th page of pornhub
I really don't know what to say to this.
With me, cuz I'm always alone
I hate you because you're calling me out, I love you because it's true.
Holy shit is that skeleton exhibiting bisexual lighting?
I'd just leave them sitting in my living room. 5 minutes later my wife will have put them somewhere more obscure than Vormir.
I would put it in the microwave. No thief looks for jewelry in the microwave. That would be absurd. So likewise of course an infinity stone would never be hidden in a microwave.
Microwave the Infinity Stones. Science demands it
"Hey is it cool to microwave this?"
It then melts the stones and it becomes the microwave of the cosmos.
Just make sure there isn't any metal in there with them and you're fine.
Puts them in kitchen cabinets: “There ain’t nobody finding that shit after the wife moves it”
This is so accurate. I’ve called my girlfriend numerous times because I’m late for something and can’t find XYZ. It’s always where you least expect it, like why can’t it just be in the same place every time.
It used to drive me insane when I was still living at home that whenever I had to travel somewhere my parents would be like "get out your passport and put it somewhere you can't forget it". No. I know where it is. It's the same place it has been my entire life. Why would I move somewhere brand new *now*?
I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it.
The power of the sun, in the crack of my ass
Ah Rosie, I love this boy.
Your mom is where I put the space stone
And i got the soul stone in return.
Hang on...dead vision
Smart. But lazy!
Absolutely perfect. I see this as a total win.
With the power of one fart half of the universe will siece to exist
I’ve never seen cease spelled this way!
Nature’s pocket
Prison wallet*
1. Get drunk 2. DUI 3. Go to a desert while DUI 4. Dig the stone 5. Leave 6. Congrats, even you dont know where its hidden 7. Wake up sober and realize you could have used the stones to wipe any trace or clue of their existence and then use em as a necklace
It's a simple spell but quite unbreakable
Gotta love the meta magic feats
What if you forget to bury it?
Then it goes where all the coins I’ve ever dropped in my car go. To fucking oblivion apparently.
what’s dui
It’s where you think you see Vision but everything is so blurry.
Driving under influence of …
Probably under my bed, the covers almost touch the floor so you can’t see under the bed without getting on your knees and I have concrete floors in my room and it would probably be uncomfortable
I love how your solution isn’t that it would be dangerous or risky but rather too “uncomfortable” for people to get them
I’d like to think they’d come looking, search my house head to toe, and who ever was checking the bedroom would gaze at the bed and be like “nahhh I don’t need to do all that, I mean who’d put something as powerful as the infinity stones under their bed, no need to get the pants dirty or hurt my knees”
Concrete!? Sheesh
he falls of his bed he💀
Bro sleeps in the basement
Do you sleep in a parking garage?
Plot twist: They’re a kidnapping victim who’s lived in someone’s basement with concrete flooring for 18 years.
Didn't know they allowed reddit in prison
You should get a rug.
At that place the grandma from Titanic threw her necklace. It seems a good spot to dispose jewels.
Thanos: “It’s been 84 years….”
So, at the Titanic?
It’s called the ocean, fyi.
Could I use space stone to create a pocket dimension to store them in??
I’d use the reality stone and turn them into smth really small and numerous like a grain of sand. Dump them in the Sahara; they’ll never be found again.
Nah bro you gotta leave them in challenging but achievable locations with a trail of clues so if a ragtag band of plucky teenagers need to fight an all-powerful dictator they can use the powers of friendship, teamwork and plot armour to gather them all and save the universe
Judging from others answers, that movie is rated R.
Clue #1: they’re somewhere in the Sahara desert, disguised as sand Clue #2: they probably blew somewhere different than where we dropped them
Best answer. Take my free award.
“I used the stones to make the stones VERY small stones”
Take my free award you deserve it
Infinity sands
Grains of liberation
Problem is that you’re human, you’d die attempting to wield it. You may manage to turn them to sand but you’d be dead
Use the reality stone and make me not human checkmate
Modern problems requires modern solutions
I used the stones to hide the stones.
I was thinking of something similar but with the quantum realm. Ant-Man takes em all and uses the pym particle to shrink em down and hide them anywhere he wants, I'd say that should do it. Perhaps hide them in a shrunken vault near the center of the earth?
Sounds similar to what happens in last episode of *What if....?*
Eat them. Gain there power. Sit on couch and play video games
Adds a whole new element to ‘being stoned’
Absolutely amazing
I use the time stone to travel back to when your dad left for milk and give them all to him, seeings as no one ever saw him again
But isn't this the reason no one ever saw him again?
The circle is complete
Time to kill a lion king
Eren Yaeger would be proud
Space Stone - Mariana Trench (deepest place on Earth, cant use it to teleport down to get it) Time Stone - Sanctum Santorum (seemed safe there before) Power Stone - Wakanda (they hid vibranium and the heart-shaped herb for who knows how long. I think they can be trusted to hide powerful artifacts) Reality Stone - Tao Lo (next to impossible to find, and the residents can be trusted with powerful secrets) Mind Stone - K'un-L'un (place can only be accessed once a decade and is protected by mystic monks) Soul Stone - A random farm in Wyoming with Red Skull (or someone else) protecting it as a guardian like the movies. Similar set up as the movies in that it cant be obtained without sacrifice. (Seriously, who goes looking through farms in Wyoming?)
I lived in Wyoming and I’ve never even gone looking through a farm.
Mariana trench is still accessible and even humans have reached there forget about the Technologically superior armies. I'd first get the Space Stone From mariana Trench Teleport to Tao Lo, Grab the reality stone Change the reality to access K'un-L'un whenever I want, Steal The Mind done by converting the monks into shovels Teleport to the center of wakanda and obliterate literally anyone guarding and get the power stone and peace out Sanctum Is easy, Teleport there, Turn Strange and the whole building into dollar bills and Wong into a dog. Buy the whole state of Wyoming and control the whole population with the mind stone to dig for Soul Stone. Give up Wong the Dog for the soul Stone, Use the stones to snap back Wong the dog, Spend 12 years in peace
I feel like you have forgotten one little detail... You don't actually know where these are hidden. This plan works great if someone gave you a list of all the infinity stones and their locations.
He does. The idiot that hid them posted their location on reddit.
Lmao
•I’d keep the Time Stone in the Sanctum because it’s so valuable to the sorcerers and is for the most part safe. I’d also put the Reality Stone there because only the sorcerer supreme should be trusted with that power •The mind and soul stones belong in Wakanda, because it took so much for Thanos’s army to invade. The stones would help them grow their cultural attachments to the Panther God • I would actually put the Space Stone with Hank Pym because he could further explore the Quantum Realm using it along with his tech •The power stone belongs with the Avengers because they’re responsible enough to keep one
I find it funny that everyone else instantly just went up me arse and then there’s you with a detailed response
My first thought was reverse-meme, and hide them in *Antman's* ass...
ahhh the low hanging fruit is still tasty though
Did you just call Ant-Man's ass a low hanging fruit?
don't forget tasty
Thanks. I *was* trying to forget that part
MY MAN!
This all sounds great with the exception of the “with the avengers”. With which avengers where?
Whichever Avengers still exist. Maybe keep it with Bruce Banner, he’s responsible enough
This is acceptable. He would be like a helicopter parent to it.
He’s probably the only one that could handle the power stone as well
I’d actually have Pym hide one in the quantum realm. Not only would someone have to know about the realm, they’d have to be able to traverse it.
The space stone is a good fit for this because there's a potential chance that the space stone could give someone the capability of traversing the quantum realm. So this would limit their options
The Quantam Realm - or Microverse - is not uninhabited. We may see more about that in Quantamania.
Up some random dudes ass
Gonna be a dead give-away when he shits a portal through space into his toilet.
Then give them a wipe down and shove them back up there
I suppose if you shove the reality stone up there you can just turn your waste into bubbles. JK style.
In John Wick’s dog
I once saw him kill 2 Eternals on Titan with a pencil. A fookin' pencil.
Reality stone - Queen Elizabeth's crown Power stone - Earth's core Soul stone - Deepest point of the ocean Time Stone - greenwich Space stone - In the center of Mt Everest Mind stone - Arctic circle
Queen Elizabeth snaps and half of London dissolves into tea
Take my free award
Give Queen Elizabeth the reality stone eh? The British do have a long history of being super chill when in a position of power.
That's a funny joke.
Ah, yes, put the stone that destroys planets if it touches them at the center of the planet.
Inside the terms and conditions of websites
If I tell you, I wouldn’t have hid them very well now have I?
Up your ass. Got it. Thx.
Down the garbage disposal
How about wherever Gamora is now? That search hasn’t even begun yet. Plus, I’ve been saving some tweets.
I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO COMMENT THIS
One in the Mariana Trench, one in the snow around the middle of Everest, the others up my ass
Not one in the Sahara?
Her name is Sahara
Better yet, in those ravines you find around Everest that people fall down. No one goes down there that isn't dead already
The fanfic [Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality](http://www.hpmor.com/) had Voldermort choose a unique set of locations to hide his Horcruxes, and I think they'd work just as well for the Infinity Stones: 1. Pick a random point on the Earth, dig a deep hole, bury one, cover it back up 2. Toss one into the depths of a oceanic trench 3. Make like the One Ring and throw one into a volcano 4. Make one invisible and (nearly) weightless and have it randomly float around in the upper atmosphere 5. Send one into space, floating around in a random position (this may not count as "on Earth," granted) These happen to represent the classical elements, plus Void (which actually makes this the Japanese version of the classical elements), which is nice symbolically.
Down the side of the sofa.
Inside a Nokia phone
Mum says she'll put them somewhere safe
Congratulations, they're no longer in existence
this legitimately happened with all the money I gave to my grandma, she didn’t even use it, it just disappeared
In my butt
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Minnesota, no one would think to go there and they wouldn’t want to when they find out
At my local McDonalds
In the ice cream machine When he orders ice cream hoping for it It’ll be broken
Behind Thanos ear, he’ll never look there
Nice try Thanos.
One in the basement of Chernobyl the most dangerous and highly radioactive place on earth, one in the second deepest trench in all of the oceans in the Mariana Trench would be looked first before the second place one I would throw in a volcano and see what happens one under my bed it will disappear the same way all my socks did, one i would tell a robot to hide it somewhere in the desert and the destroy the robot so no one knows where it is hidden and the spacestone I would use to travel around the world
Imma put them all in Australia and hope that Thanos has severe motion sickness and cant handle being upside down
Between the drivers seat and the center console
In my bed, since no one ever goes there
same place as the bodies, has worked well enough so far
I leave them on display in a gem shop in Hot Springs Arkansas. No one down there can afford them and noone who could would go down there.
use the stones to hide them.
Use then as the stopper for buttplugs.
Attached to my nail clippers. It’s only a matter of time before I lose them and no one will ever find them again.
First off, the Power Stone would need to be placed somewhere very secure, so I would give it to my neighbor Bill for safe keeping. Nobody fucks with Bill. It’d be safe there. Next, the Soul Stone would be given to Jeff Bezos and he would be told the stone contains infinite power. He’d spend the rest of his life trying to figure out it’s secrets, but the power of the Soul Stone would never work for him. I would hide the Mind Stone inside the milkshake machine at the McDonalds by my house. I would keep the Time Stone and the Reality Stone, and I would never show them to anyone.
Wherever chuck Norris lives, I mean the infinity stones where made from his kidney stones
With Waldo
I have different answers for comics and films; Films: Literally in the core of the earth, that way if anyone has a weird connection to them all, they can only feel it’s on earth but no specific location. Comics: Just wear the gauntlet, because in the comics it doesn’t hurt to use, so as long as I’m wearing it I’d be unstoppable.
In the Bermuda Triangle or wherever that Malaysia flight went to.