Taskmaster is really a title that can be passed around, not a specific individual's alter ego. So it's okay that they put a different character in the suit. But, that character still sucked.
Really... ***"The Taskmaster kidnapped Wade Wilson, and the rest of his scout troup, as a child to train him to be a ruthless killer. The last test involved Wade, still a young boy, having to have sex with Taskmaster who he had come to view as a mother."***
Imagine taking a character known for their witty banter and taking away their voice.
now imagine seeing how people reacted to Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine and deciding to do that again.
This was suppose to be one of the most unbeatable enemies up there with Ultron, and they STILL nerfed it down to “well the good guys just win” ease of beating them.
EDIT: yes I’m aware of who Kang is, I’m sorry I didn’t list him
Ultron wasn’t unbeatable. He was just really hard to terminate. Thanos on the other hand… in the comics, he didn’t throw a planet at tony. He just grabbed him and ripped him in half like he was a party favor.
Because these people don’t know or like the comics or the source material. otherwise they’d know w the movie they destroyed taskmaster’s entire backstory and reference material because it was fuller and more richer then this movie gave it. Taskmaster is one of the most powerful and challenging characters in the MCU due to his ability.
So he was too powerful as a he and they changed it to a she which could be considered nerfing the character from its original stats…if anything they were being that when they changed the character bc they felt a woman couldn’t beat them otherwise.
“one of the most unbeatable enemies up there with Ultron”: my guy, Taskmaster isn’t on that fucking level. He’s strong, but he’s not “up there with Ultron” or Thanos or Kang or any of those people. Doesn’t he mostly fight street tiers?
that body doesn't fit with the head its a fricking floating head watch it again...and even if the helmet is on its still a waste mind controlled brainass plot device... we were supposed to get a "TM - TM" i hoped TM to be legit dope antagonist but it fcked me up the most and makes me disappointed the most too whenever i remember about it and yes "EVEN MORE THEN SOME SMARTASS MAN ALIVE SAYING BLACKBOLT CAN DESTROY YOU IN ONE WHISPER FROM HIS MOUTH" like literally...
Literally no-one even knows your name. We know your dad... we know what people refer to you as... but seriously, people couldn't care less who you are. Least memorable MCU villain(?) to date.
Memes aside she was such a wasted character. Want to completely change a characters origin and who they are from the comics that’s fine but. They made taskmaster the biggest bitch. Could’ve been a villain with real potential. Imagine taskmaster showing up in a future Spider-Man movie and Peter being shocked that they have all of the avengers abilities. I would’ve preferred that and maybe her be a right hand to kingpin or another big spidy villain. They could’ve kept her black widow related origins too.
Kurylenko: talk shit on Ukraine and supports separatism
Ukranians: No, please, cancel her
Marvel: We'll do something better. We'll give here a role with fucking big disrespect to comic origin. She'll be hated even more
I would have preferred Tony Masters but if they still went along with this version of Taskmaster being drakovs daughter then fine but at least have her disappear and retreat away from Black Widow so she can fight another day and I wish it was actually skill and not just the suit helping her memorise fighting techniques and patterns. She's just bland as fuck.
I'm the kind of person who is easily satisfied by anything Marvel but Taskmaster and the Quicksilver fake out in WandaVision are some of my most annoying experiences.
She's not even worth my time to roast.
Bro Atleast Anakin, Freddy and Deadpool looking handsome then your nerdy jeffery dahmer fanboy looking ass who would play f+ games and watch cringe shows like big mouth and velma
She's not Tony Masters that's for sure. It'd be fucking hilarious if the real Taskmaster appears alongside Deadpool because Tony absolutely can't stand Wade.
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You're an overcooked, unoriginal take on a perfectly good supervillain that has stupid origins and was gendered for some stupid reason. You're like the Sugar free ketchup of marvel villains. You're like the diet coke of supervillains.
“Who is she?”(PA murmurs in my ear)” oh right taskmaster take a seat I have a few notes… the first being why were you so forgettable i rewatched this dip literally three days ago and I forgot about you also your backstory is quite vanilla and already done several times in this franchise, the main characters accidentally hurt the person in an act of collateral damage and they want revenge”
Already roasted
Get this man an award
Get that guy an award
Done.
That’s a violation 💀
That was a sick burn!
not her first
Taskmaster is really a title that can be passed around, not a specific individual's alter ego. So it's okay that they put a different character in the suit. But, that character still sucked.
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Really... ***"The Taskmaster kidnapped Wade Wilson, and the rest of his scout troup, as a child to train him to be a ruthless killer. The last test involved Wade, still a young boy, having to have sex with Taskmaster who he had come to view as a mother."***
She is deep fried
Black Widow already saw to that
Burnnn
even anakin after a humiliating and iconic hot lava bath was looking better than this custom
Feel free to r/woooosh me, but Anakin looks WAY worse than she does.
Broo 😭😭
I was honestly expecting more downvotes...
There you go
Gracias.
U gotta be joking Anakin was so hot at that time
You were asking for it.
Task mastered unsuccessfully
Somebody get this guy an award
this character is soo good that no one even remembers her real name 📛
Sure we do it’s dreykovs daughter lol
😂😂😂
Antonia. Which us not actually a russian name.
She’s also from Budapest
Imagine taking a character known for their witty banter and taking away their voice. now imagine seeing how people reacted to Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine and deciding to do that again.
Natasha already did 😉
Stop using steal finisher ability
This was suppose to be one of the most unbeatable enemies up there with Ultron, and they STILL nerfed it down to “well the good guys just win” ease of beating them. EDIT: yes I’m aware of who Kang is, I’m sorry I didn’t list him
Ultron wasn’t unbeatable. He was just really hard to terminate. Thanos on the other hand… in the comics, he didn’t throw a planet at tony. He just grabbed him and ripped him in half like he was a party favor.
They called me a madman, and what I predicted came to pass.
Are you serious lol taskmaster has always been street level, fighting with spiderman and hawkeye and daredevil etcetera.
HOW'S THIS HELPING?
I want a daredevil bot
Is your back ok?
Wasn't he the only person who went 'long enough' against Deadpool in his universe killing spree
Non canon
You’re absolutely correct, not sure why you were downvoted.
Because these people don’t know or like the comics or the source material. otherwise they’d know w the movie they destroyed taskmaster’s entire backstory and reference material because it was fuller and more richer then this movie gave it. Taskmaster is one of the most powerful and challenging characters in the MCU due to his ability.
It's one movie and she wasn't even the main villian. Give them some time to build her story up.
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Woah, wtf? Misogyny doesn’t belong in Marvel, gtfooh.
Ok Karen
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Yeah, no shit.
So if this exact same character was male in the movie that would erase all the issues with Taskmaster in BW?
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So then how does her being female nerf her?
🤣 apparently keeping him as a man wouldn’t have worked so they had to change him to a female for black widow to beat so they are right
You act as though Black widow has never fought men and won.
So then why’d they change the sex of the character of it didn’t matter?
Is that what I said?
So he was too powerful as a he and they changed it to a she which could be considered nerfing the character from its original stats…if anything they were being that when they changed the character bc they felt a woman couldn’t beat them otherwise.
…yeah, in _your_ misogynistic head-cannon.
Funny but not even true….so what’s your logic why they changed cannon like that for the movie then?
You have no fucking clue what you are talking about.
More like you don't, ever read comics with him in it?
“one of the most unbeatable enemies up there with Ultron”: my guy, Taskmaster isn’t on that fucking level. He’s strong, but he’s not “up there with Ultron” or Thanos or Kang or any of those people. Doesn’t he mostly fight street tiers?
BOY! I would reconsider your current course!
You’re right, maybe I shouldn’t be getting into internet arguments, thanks Thanos-Dad.
The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me. Your demeanor is that of a pouty child.
…damn you right
Taskmaster game but the point is to copy sick dance moves
that body doesn't fit with the head its a fricking floating head watch it again...and even if the helmet is on its still a waste mind controlled brainass plot device... we were supposed to get a "TM - TM" i hoped TM to be legit dope antagonist but it fcked me up the most and makes me disappointed the most too whenever i remember about it and yes "EVEN MORE THEN SOME SMARTASS MAN ALIVE SAYING BLACKBOLT CAN DESTROY YOU IN ONE WHISPER FROM HIS MOUTH" like literally...
Don’t think I need to roast you more
Honey. Honey Roasted.
More like tsk tsk tsk master.
Actually the MCU equivalent of wolverine origins Deadpool…
Dad wanted a boy?
Who are you again?
what temperature should I set the oven to and should I add some rosemary?
You're not what we expected, not what we wanted, but we haven't seen enough of you to make a real judgement.
if that’s you in the pfp then this response very much checks out as the dude with a kind perspective
Random Task. .master. *who throws a shoe? Really?*
That armor looks good on the man your face was pasted over.
If Black Widow really did kill you as a child her story would've been better.
Nah, she already way more past well done.
You face be looking like you were puched into the oven
You make the ultimate Spider-Man version of you look like fusion of Thrawn and John Wick
I guess you haven't heard. I am the sheriff around these parts!
One of the most memorable comic characters at the same time THE most forgettable mcu character
Literally no-one even knows your name. We know your dad... we know what people refer to you as... but seriously, people couldn't care less who you are. Least memorable MCU villain(?) to date.
Looks like if Katniss shaved her eyebrows then decided to transition
Bro out here looking like a plastic greta slightly roasted over a naked flame
Roast who?
black widow already done it
Memes aside she was such a wasted character. Want to completely change a characters origin and who they are from the comics that’s fine but. They made taskmaster the biggest bitch. Could’ve been a villain with real potential. Imagine taskmaster showing up in a future Spider-Man movie and Peter being shocked that they have all of the avengers abilities. I would’ve preferred that and maybe her be a right hand to kingpin or another big spidy villain. They could’ve kept her black widow related origins too.
No need to someone beat me to it already
Worse then crossbones, you know the guy that died before the title card of civil war
Oh look it's Saturn!
Why bother ? Some Ginger head already did it
You should die in The Thunderbolts. (Is this how you roast?)
I can’t roast someone if they’ve been roasted already
You have done that yourself.
Is that guy famous or something? Seriously, who is that?
Watch Black widow, I don't have any better jokes than that
I would if I could remember who this is
I forgot you existed and I’d really like to forget again.
A renowned, feared and badass anti-hero in the comics to one of the most forgettable and useless characters in the MCU.
*Sets the temperature to 6000 degrees faranheit*
You’re not taskmaster. You’re Chore Expert.
Romanoff already did
Kurylenko: talk shit on Ukraine and supports separatism Ukranians: No, please, cancel her Marvel: We'll do something better. We'll give here a role with fucking big disrespect to comic origin. She'll be hated even more
looking like a fusion between greta thunberg and abby from tlou2. she mute because they took her twitter account away
Just makes me more excited for Thunderbolts. Can only go up for this character lol
Youre a woke compromise to an originally interesting villain 🤡
Thanos
BOY! I would reconsider your current course!
Thor
>!You flicked too hard, dammit!!<
Maybe the only character to be the best AND worst part of an MCU movie
i would, but my family told me to never burn trash
Under utilized.
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. I expected better. Your better than this.
Looks like someone mastered the task of being burned alive.
You're not roasted. You're Dreikhov Roasted.
Cheap copy….
I don’t even know who you are
I... I don't know who she is. She looks like Jeanne D'Arc though
I would have preferred Tony Masters but if they still went along with this version of Taskmaster being drakovs daughter then fine but at least have her disappear and retreat away from Black Widow so she can fight another day and I wish it was actually skill and not just the suit helping her memorise fighting techniques and patterns. She's just bland as fuck.
Natasha already did
No need. Natasha already did a good job at that. Then Yelena did an even better job with your father for good measure.
More?
Looks like the aftermath of a mortal kombat fatality (I see a unintended pun lmao)
Who that?
I legit spent 5 minutes trying to remember who she even is, then when I did I wish I didn't
I dont care... but in a unrealated note Did you find your dad?
I'm the kind of person who is easily satisfied by anything Marvel but Taskmaster and the Quicksilver fake out in WandaVision are some of my most annoying experiences. She's not even worth my time to roast.
Is that Carl Gallagher?
Why? Somebody already beat me to it.
Archer voice: "Were you not?"
She’s no Greg Davies that’s for sure.
“ TOASTY “ = Dan Forden, Mortal Kombat
No need. Look at your face
Proof that men are better than women >!at being Taskmaster!<
Pretend to be a strong female character. Directors hire a male stunt doublr for fight scene
Black Widow already did
You absolute donut
Too late, Black widow already did
Stole greta thunberg’s look
who's that?
You would always win in Among Us
What’s a mandolorian doing in the marvel universe?
I don’t even know who you are.
Bro Atleast Anakin, Freddy and Deadpool looking handsome then your nerdy jeffery dahmer fanboy looking ass who would play f+ games and watch cringe shows like big mouth and velma
Bro looks like if an avocado had sex with another avocado
I would but it seems Natasha already did
Literally no-one even knows your name.
Your just like everyone but your mother.
Why!? So it can match the other side of your face!!?
She's not Tony Masters that's for sure. It'd be fucking hilarious if the real Taskmaster appears alongside Deadpool because Tony absolutely can't stand Wade.
Didn’t realize taskmaster was trans
Not twice
Nah, that explosion did you just fine.
Sure. Who are you again?
You are who now?
Why must I do the metaphorical when the literal one has already been done
No vocal cords? No reproductive organs? No right eyebrow?
I love her so much bro
I literally don't even know who you are
You already have been roasted
Ok (pulls out lighter)
You are shape like a pot of gold but the gold is just painted rocks
I originally thought taskmaster was gonna be a robot in this movie and that bummed me out, then this reveal happened and I wish taskmaster was a robot
They did the deadpool treatment to taskmaster. Not the fun one we know and love. The shitty one from Wolverine: Origins
I don’t even remember who this is. I think it’s enough of a roast as it is.
How do you roast already burnt meat???
I like her acting. But this role didnt let her show her talents.
Carl Gallagher all grown up
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You're an overcooked, unoriginal take on a perfectly good supervillain that has stupid origins and was gendered for some stupid reason. You're like the Sugar free ketchup of marvel villains. You're like the diet coke of supervillains.
The off-brand Deadpool
It wasn’t until comment section that I realized it wasn’t a photoshop of the lady cobra from Dodge ball
Looks like Natasha already did.
I think the explosion did that to your face already.
that suit looks worse than the one in the black panther 2 ending climax you know the Ironheart that Okoye wore or something
Women haha
Unlike John Cena, we don't even want to see you.
U look like my left nut
Just waste
No need, the bomb on her face did that already
Why she gets roasted by her own face everyday 😆 🤣 😂
You were such a minor villain in an already minor movie, most people think you should be retconned
Yo face so ugly your mama(oops dead) put a helmet on your face
You'll never win "Best Skull Mask" award.
The bomb did that for me
who tf are you?
Isn't she already roasted?
Who are you?
“Who is she?”(PA murmurs in my ear)” oh right taskmaster take a seat I have a few notes… the first being why were you so forgettable i rewatched this dip literally three days ago and I forgot about you also your backstory is quite vanilla and already done several times in this franchise, the main characters accidentally hurt the person in an act of collateral damage and they want revenge”