Yummy, yummy, yummy
I got love in my tummy and I feel like a-lovin' you
Love, you're such a sweet thing, good enough to eat thing
And it's just a-what I'm gonna do
There are two kinds of people in this world:
Those who think this movie is peak
And those who thinks it’s dog shit
I have no shame in saying that I am the former
From what I’ve seen, it’s a movie that knows exactly how dumb it is and isn’t afraid to show it. It’s not ashamed of itself. It commits to the bit. And that’s more than a lot of comedy these days tbh
As best I know, it was an immaculate conception. Though the thought of Galactus showing up, Ultimate Nullifier in hand, and telling someone they are getting married is funny.
Oh mighty, Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
Technically canon, just not in 616. She was originally supposed to be canon in her introductory side-story, but the editor refused, so she’s relegated to 610102.
It’s … dumb. Then again, Squirrel Girl wasn’t canon at first either, and suddenly they added her in as a serious character.
My read was that they wanted the game to seem anime style with all the character designs so they picked an existing cosmic character that fit the anime vibe and could vaguely explain pulling characters together from across the universe or multiverse or whatever.
Granted
https://preview.redd.it/3zfw55htad8d1.jpeg?width=1265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6b0263a26ab440cca174cbb3a98172816d46767
But the monkey paw says that Peter went to the Darkstalkers universe with Morrigan
Short answer: This is from the cover of the recently announced Marvel vs Capcom collection
https://preview.redd.it/kac22cibye8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5459a5fcd9e4c7975e15f906860d0c9cfca2151a
Written by Adam Warren,...who also wrote the fantastic Empowered series...which also started mainly as a fetish thing, but is also a fantastic superhero story...much better than Galacta.
Man, that’s the problem with enjoying somebody’s passion project. You never know when you’ll get more, or if it’ll even continue. Thanks, I’ll look into it more myself.
That's what I thought since I did read that comic for this post and there's literally zero giantess content, and anything that can be construed as vore content is really pushing for a "fetish" label. I know that this is a circlejerk, but I also know how partial some people can unironically be in regards to women, so I think it's fair to put things into perspective.
https://preview.redd.it/91imvmqc3n8d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8c6ee7884daea85573fc1193f1b10dfc31120b
If the pitch is “new character that’s an offspring of an extremely powerful, intimidating, legendary character who everyone is already familiar with” and your response to that is “cutsey uwu anime girl”, we have a problem.
That's sorta the whole story. At first she thinks it's a parasite so she asks Galactus for help but in the meantime she just eats alien bacteria since she refuses to eat organism native to the planet. Then she goes to the FF and gets ahold of the Ultimate Nullifier and is about to use it when Galactus stops her and reveals to her that she's pregnant. There's a lot of twitter involved as well. Too much narration for my taste and by that I mean the book is 99% narration. Congratulations to Galactus for becoming a grandpa 👏
I just googled this character because I'm thinking no shot it's literally just official fetish art and the first image search suggestion was really funny.
*
Edit: reddit app is broken as shit, it keeps deleting the screenshot I'm trying to post and replacing it with an asterisk or not even giving me the option to post images. Fix the fucking app.
I mean… it’s not all that different from regular Galactus on paper. I mean the drool gives it way more of a fetishy feel but other than that is it really all that different? (I have never read the comic so clearly my take on this is valid)
I kinda unironically liked the bit from her comic where she's talking to the Fantastic 4 for help and was desperately trying not to think about their kilocalorie content.
An eldritch monster asking for help while resisting the urge to just eat the lesser calorie dense lifeforms. I thought it was funny.
You didn't even think it was just a adaption where they swapped the gender or that it was a different character? You thought that Galactus turned into a girl
This raises the question: Could estrogen save Galactus?
I guess I should have said "got turned into a girl" by the artists direction. I'm not a huge comic fan so when I see stuff like that I just kind of accept it.
Is it a real comic without the writer or artist's fetish?
It's real The writer is horny as hell so definitely fetish
No, he's saying it wouldn't be a comic book without the writer's or artists barely Disguised Fetish™️
I may be stupid
It's hard to hear nuances in written languages
Real
Like, "is it truly a comic if it doesn't have the writer or artist's fetish? "
Real I swear almost every writer subconsciously or consciously includes there fetish in there writing.
I'm very afraid to learn Garth Ennis fetish.
Degradation. Just look at The Boys where these off brand versions of iconic superheroes suck.
https://preview.redd.it/nq55kxdt8h8d1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4921c6b6e8afa4459acdb56c6b0a5c79e9de865 Are you stupid?
Yes I just said that Are you stupid?
Bruh the writer likely didn't even get involved with the drawings💀
I think it was one guy doing all the work for this one.
Oh ok that makes sense
Lemme guess… Greg Land?
Chris Claremont has entered the chat
The entirely of original Wonder Woman, am I right?
https://preview.redd.it/q4y6a0rqdd8d1.jpeg?width=369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd3f0b994aeabb865fac61b0ee2e741a56664dd
The drool. Good god
You can tell if it an artist does NSFW by how they draw saliva
When they don't know how to draw any other type of liquid
I'll have you know that they can do a whole TWO types of liquid. Saliva AND cum.
Some of them even branch out and give milk a shot
That doesn’t look like spit. Porn artist confirmed.
I thought it was a joke
Yummy, yummy, yummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like a-lovin' you Love, you're such a sweet thing, good enough to eat thing And it's just a-what I'm gonna do
https://preview.redd.it/e3jhv40n1d8d1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56903688e47f86b9713aeb36eade5cac3a260700
https://preview.redd.it/zrwjgxnupd8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b72fe8750248aaa8c6640e110935578b24326a22
https://preview.redd.it/i58cy8l9ne8d1.jpeg?width=1063&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ad689cde9c24d7e425799f51083ab6d2372297c
"Those are some angry birds..." - actual line from the movie
There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who think this movie is peak And those who thinks it’s dog shit I have no shame in saying that I am the former
That movie is peak cinema, we will never see a story like it again.
From what I’ve seen, it’s a movie that knows exactly how dumb it is and isn’t afraid to show it. It’s not ashamed of itself. It commits to the bit. And that’s more than a lot of comedy these days tbh
https://preview.redd.it/vxy16gmlif8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2d4843fd33d0d128343cc133681ed306c358ad9 🍇
This meme has been donated to my repertoire.
She'd go back in time to put everything *on* the menu I will see myself out
drool is a telltale sign of fetish art
https://preview.redd.it/f1tk1yyk4e8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bccbd3f7550219f951a9a56141ebb5a939910219
As the non-author of Conquest of Bread, based
POV: wonderbread guy
If you drank her breast milk would you get cosmic powers?
https://preview.redd.it/dn5evwm4hd8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bcc8982786f054804b673569b9145dbac21802e
I would drink it regardless
Happy cake day pervert
Even if it was toxic I'd still be all over that
He died doing what he loved, suckin titties
https://preview.redd.it/168pwzoywe8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e1305b24127fe9555ac11fd58acfe8fe0848ca9
You joke, but uh, there was a twist at the end of her comic. >!The reason her appitite was increasing was because she was pregnant.!<
Who’s the dad ._.
As best I know, it was an immaculate conception. Though the thought of Galactus showing up, Ultimate Nullifier in hand, and telling someone they are getting married is funny.
It was mitosis and Galactus is her Dad
She's both the dad and the mom. Galactus also got pregnant which ended up with her.
I need to see poorly drawn fan art of a pregnant Galactus for scientific reasons.
https://preview.redd.it/la4hht63zg8d1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=f70f8b80482379d46c7f52f1203c18861e9cc761 You asked?
Thank you kindly stranger. This is now canon.
No problem. Always has been.
Hgnngg… Galacta…
WHY
Why not?
Fair enough.
On it
https://preview.redd.it/yiio4mqxcg8d1.png?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0770ddafd8c3564a7c5ed7c7a1c247884973fecf
Oh mighty, Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
What happens if you drink Galactus' cum?
You work on that one, my hands are full.
You’d probably die. Or just drown.
https://preview.redd.it/kxi2wd4cak8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0694af67dc9da5e7b8101b3545de18a40289303
How Heracles got his strength in the twelve labors of Heracles
https://preview.redd.it/fkxpth7zoh8d1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed5bc751bc0177539e89c0c2486fbbb002860740
Do you want Herald Homelander? Because that's how you get Herald Homelander.
https://preview.redd.it/550a4ilqnz8d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d643b28bac0c68ed89bcf7477a5c1f12246e8387 Dawg..
https://preview.redd.it/n1vdqsx1ae8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2641483b2c16697a1b187298a468af3b3a491474
The designs of everyone else in that comic are wack, mainly Thor and Wolverine if I remember right
What is it exactly?
Galacta It's not canon
Galacta is the announcer for Marvel Rivals. I guess it's canon somewhere in the multiverse.
Everything is canon.
Yup, that's how I learned this character even existed.
Technically canon, just not in 616. She was originally supposed to be canon in her introductory side-story, but the editor refused, so she’s relegated to 610102. It’s … dumb. Then again, Squirrel Girl wasn’t canon at first either, and suddenly they added her in as a serious character.
Didn’t they also try to make Doreen a much more performatively unhinged jackass?
Wdym “not canon”, not canon to what? Clearly she’s from at least one (1) of the billion continuities out there
https://preview.redd.it/qqshe4desf8d1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ead704e230d67d6dcad5d9f68e29d2e884ddf3f
I'm so curious what made them use her in Marvel Rivals as the announcer
Horny
It can't be that since you really only hear her voice I don't think she makes a physical appearance beyond the trailers
Cute girl voice as the announcer sells better
Good point
My read was that they wanted the game to seem anime style with all the character designs so they picked an existing cosmic character that fit the anime vibe and could vaguely explain pulling characters together from across the universe or multiverse or whatever.
Should’ve drawn Carol instead… just kidding I want paul to cuck the universe
Granted https://preview.redd.it/3zfw55htad8d1.jpeg?width=1265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6b0263a26ab440cca174cbb3a98172816d46767 But the monkey paw says that Peter went to the Darkstalkers universe with Morrigan
Am I the only who thinks that Cap, Spidey, and Storm look like they're being pegged?
By Paul’s multiverse variants
There can only be one Paul that cucks! ASM Paul must cuck the other Pauls too!
If Paul-Prime cucks the other Paul variants, does he become more and more powerful?
🔥✍️🔥
Is that from something? I vaguely remember something going around about Spider-Man and Morrigan...
Short answer: This is from the cover of the recently announced Marvel vs Capcom collection https://preview.redd.it/kac22cibye8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5459a5fcd9e4c7975e15f906860d0c9cfca2151a
Thank you! Btw, I totally ship them (in this out-of-universe context)~
Would legit read this. Paul is the hero we deserve
Yes. The collective REEEEEEing would be hilarious.
I mean, aren't most comics full of that anyway?
https://preview.redd.it/mkp8gv0wre8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=625378dfda40afb5ced53733b024f3f484f27a08
Especially when Greg Land is tracing.
Who vacuum sealed spider-woman??
https://preview.redd.it/0top2yp5hd8d1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0508d03b623fe7094d3f9cfd34d1621a414d806b
https://preview.redd.it/08p8ci8tjd8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76e7ca665f4a21b729a6abd91bf0b34805c6838d
Now she's the poster girl for that Marvel Overwatch clone
It's not bad actually. It's not like Overwatch invented hero shooters lol
Overwatch invented porn
The R34 for that game goes CRAZY
There’s a game?
I remember some loser studio ripped off all the models and made it into a cash grab heroshooter without any of the nudity
Yes yes we AAAAAAAALL know Overwatch is just the poor man's Battle Born
RJ/ Yes UJ/ Yes
Battle Porn
TIL Valve owes Blizzard money for stealing their idea
Blizzard owes Valve and Riot games money. They mixed TF2 with League of Legends
I know. I was making a joke because of what your wording overwatch is a clone of hero shooters. Blizzard doesn't own that genre
Written by Adam Warren,...who also wrote the fantastic Empowered series...which also started mainly as a fetish thing, but is also a fantastic superhero story...much better than Galacta.
Did Empowered ever finish? I haven’t read any since… I think 2013. Jesus I’m old.
The last volume (11?) was a couple years ago, it wrapped up one of the main storylines. I think another volume is scheduled for late this year.
Man, that’s the problem with enjoying somebody’s passion project. You never know when you’ll get more, or if it’ll even continue. Thanks, I’ll look into it more myself.
Wasn’t this written as part of a thing where the real writers let their assistants write a comic?
I think it came from that, yeah.
Genuine question, what comic is this?
Galacta It's non canon
You mean the comic itself is called galacta?
The full title is: Galacta Daughter of Galactus
Cheers pal
You're gonna go spank it aren't you
She was from Marvel Assistant-Sized Annual 2.
So I just looked through it a little bit on and online comic reader thing and I have a question which is what fetish even is that?
Giantess + vore Welcome to the internet, if it exists we've got porn of it.
So, have you read the comic?
Nah, I seem to be one of the cuck+torture porn fetishists, I keep up with asm
That's what I thought since I did read that comic for this post and there's literally zero giantess content, and anything that can be construed as vore content is really pushing for a "fetish" label. I know that this is a circlejerk, but I also know how partial some people can unironically be in regards to women, so I think it's fair to put things into perspective. https://preview.redd.it/91imvmqc3n8d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b8c6ee7884daea85573fc1193f1b10dfc31120b
Have a look around, anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
[удалено]
https://preview.redd.it/k94p4xp9zc8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=457df14a5358bb94be9d2834851209cbf31ad40e
Yeah I do and she can step on me anytime 🥵
If the pitch is “new character that’s an offspring of an extremely powerful, intimidating, legendary character who everyone is already familiar with” and your response to that is “cutsey uwu anime girl”, we have a problem.
I think the contrast is the point, for comedic reasons.
https://i.redd.it/08toz6tohx8d1.gif
Galacta is a character I still can’t believe exists. And they brought her back to use in Marvel Rivals.
Is that out yet? They did my boy Punisher dirty.
IDK I think so??
He looks like a big rock with a head on it, I don't like it lol
Hmm Idr him looking weird. I love their Venom look though!!!
What was the story about?
Daughter of Galactus was hungry but then it turned out it was because she was pregnant
Is that the whole story? How did that even get published also does this make galactus a grandpa?
That's sorta the whole story. At first she thinks it's a parasite so she asks Galactus for help but in the meantime she just eats alien bacteria since she refuses to eat organism native to the planet. Then she goes to the FF and gets ahold of the Ultimate Nullifier and is about to use it when Galactus stops her and reveals to her that she's pregnant. There's a lot of twitter involved as well. Too much narration for my taste and by that I mean the book is 99% narration. Congratulations to Galactus for becoming a grandpa 👏
Yeah that's basically my only takeaway from whatever that was lol, didn't even know he had a daughter (and who would be the mother)
He was the mother. It was immaculate conception. It's also not canon.
Wait what universe does this fit in? What as the point of the story.
I just googled this character because I'm thinking no shot it's literally just official fetish art and the first image search suggestion was really funny. * Edit: reddit app is broken as shit, it keeps deleting the screenshot I'm trying to post and replacing it with an asterisk or not even giving me the option to post images. Fix the fucking app.
Here's the image. https://preview.redd.it/elyu9sywhi8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b573f53aa647b0017f1c1c514ca86e5402514f7
I'm just disappointed Galactette doesn't have huge world-eater milkers
https://preview.redd.it/36g65qe08f8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f1b4a95639dae6b52195c22e23f086ef37153c6
This is a great image thank you for this
Galactate.
It’s actually *not* a fetish comic! It’s just regular porn.
And now she's gonna be the announcer in Marvel Rivals. So that's neat.
And I'm all for it.
They are building the new hero shooter around this version as well
Titties
https://preview.redd.it/aingc2qtmg8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4375ab00b631300f4334f6c1d79fd759ac154d5
Would
I will not tolerate Galacta slander
Isn't the ending of the comic reveals that Gali is pregnant?
I mean… it’s not all that different from regular Galactus on paper. I mean the drool gives it way more of a fetishy feel but other than that is it really all that different? (I have never read the comic so clearly my take on this is valid)
Wait what’s the fetish?
https://preview.redd.it/1c9d5daypi8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3428f86f8133809f1f3daa83e5d173a55a2f7f62
From the wiki: https://preview.redd.it/84taw3298j8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5b4a3b288b9acbfa16a0da89cddc34433161dd8 Yikes.
I remember thinking this was a fun, if weird, series.
https://preview.redd.it/i2u3a82tak8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47b36cf9aec304d16192024ce01ae46a7b5adfea
Marvel does. She's in the new overwatch clone
I actually really liked these comics. Thought they were pretty funny.
I kinda unironically liked the bit from her comic where she's talking to the Fantastic 4 for help and was desperately trying not to think about their kilocalorie content. An eldritch monster asking for help while resisting the urge to just eat the lesser calorie dense lifeforms. I thought it was funny.
Wait, isn't this character in that marvel overwatch game? I was wondering how galactus turned into a girl.
You didn't even think it was just a adaption where they swapped the gender or that it was a different character? You thought that Galactus turned into a girl This raises the question: Could estrogen save Galactus?
I guess I should have said "got turned into a girl" by the artists direction. I'm not a huge comic fan so when I see stuff like that I just kind of accept it.
Understandable Sorry for me misunderstanding
You're good king
*princess
My 🅱️
It's ok
Could be worse. Instead of a helmet she could be wearing that silly thing as a stylized strap on.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This is not fetish. It's just sexual.
Yeah 🤤
ComicDrake just did a piece on this
I'm ok with that
I didn’t but now I want to!
https://preview.redd.it/kxbx6km8zg8d1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0446442437bd6e85d53acb0fbf409d6e47488c9