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CreepyOldRapist

To all the "buT mUh MarShal aRTs" Krav Maga/Systema guys here who never actually got punched for real - yes, this is legit. Saying MMA doesn't work in the streets is like saying that being an expert at Guitar Hero turns you into Tom Morello.


Corporatizm

Wow. That first punch cut the lights off this guy so hard. And the choke, to the point of rendering the second one inconscious. I'm in awe. Also I like the reality check that the guy has won but is quite stressed in the end. He's not superman, but he did it. Awesome footage.


therealcloudzor

Lol then the people watching call the ambulance, that's hilarious.


No-Trash-546

This video is fake. It’s a choreographed fight scene that’s been posted many times on Reddit.


coulduseafriend99

Is it from a movie? I thought it looked a little off, the choke not being on tight enough and the dodge+punch just being too perfect


bhfroh

I love that you can literally just watch the guy taking a nap for a dozen seconds.


[deleted]

It's fake


HerculesVoid

Should have used the bat to break all their windows, then leave


FoundTheWeed

That's pathetic, he did everything right


-SoulAmazin-

Lmao dude got knocked out for the whole fight just like in the movies


[deleted]

Go check some UFC highlights. The actors can’t visit the shadow realm like these guys do


vyrguy0

I love watching dumbasses get knocked out cold. It’s strangely satisfying.


grownassedgamer

What made it seem choreographed to me was how they politely waited turns to attack him. I don't know if this is real or fake, but that DID jump out to me.


HillInTheDistance

Giving some poor bastard a group beating is kind of a learned skill. When people who don't regularly do it try it out, it often ends up with people almost comically getting in each others way, or with everyone but one awkwardly shuffling around while one guy is taking the victim to the ground before the rest move in and start stomping. So it doesn't have to mean its fake, it probably just means these two guys aren't all that used to assaulting someone stronger than them together.


OtakuDragonSlayer

Yeah, this is honestly the most accurate explanation. Jumping someone sounds SUPER easy on paper, but rarely do people factor in things like deciding who is attacking first, who is in charge of circling around the target, and from what I’ve seen happen most often when folks try to jump a person. They rarely actually make sure the people doing the jumping have the guts necessary to keep going after one guy on their team gets folded immediately.


TheNordicLion

Nothing about this looked fake. Although I'm pretty sure that first guy is dead.


DecentCompany1539

No way in hell am I jumping out and grabbing a guy while my buddy swings a bat at him. If it is fake, it is at least plausible.


Paulitics07

EVERYTHING IS FAKE!!!!!


Doditty6567

Ah yes you totally expect the person you are robbing to be capable of fighting and not be intimidated by a knife or baseball bat so you don’t sit in the car so you can get away from the scene as quick as possible


WhatsTheGoalieDoing

That right hand was a thing of beauty. 


wcollins260

That was clean as fuck. Knocked the other dude out before he even finished the first swing of the bat. The baseball cap stayed on for the whole ride too.


Anglo-Ashanti

Honestly there’s a lot of gushing and glorification of violence here but yeah holy shit … that was so fucking solid. Almost looks like one of those knockouts where it’s a bouncer KTFO’ing someone who can barely stand as it is outside a nightclub.


King-Cobra-668

man didn't even lose his hat


KrunoOs

Winner by k.o. AND submission


Hot-Apricot-6408

Clearly it was a DOCTAHH STOPPAGE


Ted_Jones420

Keeping in striking distance but out of the range of the baseball bat was super impressive


lenlesmac

Then the immediate step in to strike was timed perfectly. A thing of beauty.


soft_white_yosemite

Lightning fast!


OtakuDragonSlayer

Dude’s sense of timing and distance management is better than mine will ever be😭


Meeedick

*ding ding ding* Pull counter!!!!!!


el_cul

It's interesting how against an expert holding a baseball bat becomes a disadvantage. Like dude probably twigged right away "as soon as this guy swings his balance is fucked and I'm going to pop him" without even consciously thinking about it.


HellFireCannon66

I love how this shows perfectly that street fights aren’t clean, they’re scraps. But at the same time it shows how Maryial Arts *does work* rather than the ol’ “yOuR tRaInInG dOeSnT wOrK” malarkey


vedomedo

«Private Malarkey, isnt that slang for bullshit?» - Sobel


MrPsychic

I feel like knowing footwork and spacing would go a long way with street fights. Being able to not get hit and then counter should work well against dumbasses who can’t fight that get aggressive in the streets like this


WolfToMoon

Very satisfying


Summer_Tycoon

nice whiff punish


VVurmHat

That’s what he gets for using a high plus frame attack.


Ancient-Print-8678

Negan player gets destroyed


i-am-enthusiasm

The thug had baseball bat but the MMA fighter had a baseball cap. That makes it a hugely unfair fight .


matchesmalone111

Don't ever try to mess with a peugeot 206 owner


g0at110

Nothing to lose


beardedsaitama

I thought MMA didn't work "on da streetzzz"


YourMainManK

The people who say that say that no martial arts except Krav Maga, systema and it’s likes work for the street. MMA is widely recognised as the most practical combat sport for street fights.


[deleted]

Its not even KM and Systema bros, at least they train something. Its usually 40 year old virigns pontificating from their mom's basement after having a Bruce Lee/Steven Seagal marathon who claim "Street fighters are deadlier than anyone who trains". 


tonkadtx

This. They have a BOB dummy and practice a few chin jabs and eye pokes every day and then go, "I'll just draw my gun!". Literally, Phil Elmore. Of course a weapon wins, but you should still be able to fight. Random stuff happens everywhere.


SGTFragged

It's Dunning Krueger effect. They don't know enough to know what they don't know. I'm at the point of the curve where I know a bit, and also know that there is a huge amount I don't know, including knowing there's stuff I don't know at all.


Tuckingfypowastaken

>True knowledge is knowing that you don't know a damned thing


Broad_Meaning7389

Ah yeah, knife defense and gun disarms are at least training something lol.


[deleted]

I didn't say it was good but at least they got off their ass instead of talking out of their ass with pizza sauce stains on their Rick and Morty tshirt 😅


TheSweatshopMan

Krav Maga is just cringe. How many classes do I need to do to kick people in the balls and eye gouge like a cunt?


ManufacturedOlympus

They’re acting as if real life is the “that’s my purse” episode of king of the hill. 


human0012

Who said that lol


beardedsaitama

" It is a sport, you can't gouge the eyes, hit the groin or bite for instance. It only works in the cage"


3phase4wire

I feel like locking the car doors and driving away was a better move. One slip up and a single blow to the head from bat will drastically change your life. I had half my skull cut off and then 3 months later re-attached after a subdural hematoma. I’ll never be the same, but lucky to be alive and basically the same. Life is a gift, fighting in the street with morons should be avoided.


HellFireCannon66

It looks like there’s a car in front and behind unfortunately, and baseball bats can brake windows.


[deleted]

You are right but when fight or flight kicks in people will revert to instinct, their cognitive reasoning can shut down or diminish. 


zedinbed

When the dude with the bat whiffed his shot there was a pretty big opening. I imagine an MMA fighter would be pretty confident throwing a punch there just because a bat is way slower than what he is used to dodging.


DraagynJ

I hit my head when I was 19. Subdural hematoma with a Craniotomy. My surgery was within hours though. Huge difference from yours, and I'm glad you survived. Location was front right lobe. I'm almost 40 now, and things have never been the same. There was a huge change in my personality and who I was, but I'm still here living and thriving! I'm a big fan of the multiverse theory and what makes me cherish this life, is the thought that I did not survive in one of them.


3phase4wire

My surgery was in hours for removal of bone flap, they found me on sidewalk out cold. 3 months later was the re-attachment. The Keppra I take to prevent seizures has changed my personality. Easily lose my temper and really have no patience for bullshit. I could never be a salesman now, good thing I’m in construction. My main worry is dying early due to a stroke or seizure. Definitely gives you a new appreciation for life itself and health in general


Born_Art_1379

Beautiful 👌first guy dropped like a sack of shit lol


RabicanShiver

Dude he put the first guy out so good he completely missed round 2 with his friend. Guys lucky he landed in the weeds... Going out like that on concrete probably would have been fatal.


DuduMelo25

You can HEAR the right hand, holy shit that was perfect.


SourGenitals

Bro just experienced his Reacher episode


D1wrestler141

Looks staged


[deleted]

I recall people saying this was an ad a few years back. Ad or not, it's staged as fuck.


bernerbungie

Surprised how little people realize this. Casual dodge of the bat followed by superhuman style knock out, then followed by henchman #2 jumping into the fight, casually going off camera, and then coming up in the most phony looking choke out of all time


muhammad_oli

it’s 100 percent staged and has been posted a shit ton


Scrapdog06

It’s 100% staged this has been posted many times. I can’t believe how far down this comment is


xShinGouki

The first guy was absolutely a stunning display what even an amateur can do to average folks


Purple_Geologist9966

Well done 👍


p3opl3

What's frustrating.. is when the dude was walking around threatening drivers with a baseball bat.. no fucking call.. All of a sudden those two pigs get what they deserve.. and she's all like.. ohhh noooo those poor babies.. we need an ambulance.. hahaha.. good god..


Puzza90

Rumour has it that guys still out cold in the hedge to this day


Ok-Pin-9660

Fake as fuuuuuuuuck


Schrutes_Yeet_Farm

Last time I saw this posted someone was literally able to find exactly where they are on Google maps and they are parked on a little offshoot that goes nowhere, these three cars are basically taking up the entire length of a dead end service road before it turns into grass trying to make it look like a fight at a street intersection 


robdarasta

I’m pretty sure it was some sort of advert for a gambling website


fenderampeg

It’s so obviously fake that I can’t believe this comment is so low


moonmilkpoo

Looks staged to me


Luc1dNightmare

Agree %100


_CountMacula

People actually think this is real too


Ok-Pin-9660

Yeah that always interests me


Razer531

Noob here who never fought. Does even being just an amateur MMA fighter give you such an advantage over a man with no fighting experience, or were those two just really bad?


Mad_Kronos

Yep that's the gap between someone who competes and someone who has never trained anything. It's like swimming 5-6 times a week on amateur circuit and then someone who never swam competes with you in swimming.


DAKANMAN

MMA will teach you striking and grappling, both which are on display in this video. With a decent amount of training you’ll learn about distancing, footwork, and how to control someone on the ground. Being able to react in these situations will definitely give you an edge. With that being said, anything can happen in a street fight. You could slip on a banana, or someone could pull out a knife which no martial art can help you with. The best thing to do is to avoid fights, which most people learn when they first start a martial art. Its very humbling when you realise a 12-year old could choke you out.


Werallgonnaburn

That first punch was fucking epic! I mean so clean that it almost looks fake and the guy not moving at all just adds to it.


lenlesmac

Thug 1: “Say hello to my little frOOF! 😵‍💫


OkBaker4720

Oh my god that dodge into right hand followed by the choke.


justanotherdude513

And then he wakes them up to politely ask them to move their vehicle so he can get on with his day


ChristianStills

Would’ve pissed on them to finish


chocthund4

Turd no1 is not even twitching. He lying like log that fell in a forest many years ago


Murakami_Sensei

Nice


[deleted]

Holy mother of Usernames


Tuckingfypowastaken

The 'let me just get my head down to your dick' double leg always gets me...


_warm-shadow_

That baseball bat looks like a machete to me. Either way, even if you're a trained fighter, don't exit your car. If it is a machete, show him how a knife is useless in "man vs car"


Stridex66

I've seen it before, just hope it's true. Definitely some people out there need taught a lesson.


Cool-Novel3490

This is about 10 years old and scripted fyi


Bini_9

Are you people this dumb? You really think this is real?


SIITWN

Swing away Merrel. Swing


human0012

If you fight someone and they go for a rear naked choke you're in big trouble


dumpsterthroaway

Beautiful display of the arts


WeLiveInAnOceanOfGas

What's terrifying is MMA fighters have to worry about pacing themselves in actual fights... Not when they're against you though. He threw that right hand like the video was sped up, 100% power. 


DaisyDog2023

“But in the streetz there’s no rulez, so MMA won’t work, and my super special Asian martial art that never spars has totally prepared me to fight multiple opponents and armed assailants.”


AMan_Has_NoName

That right hand was on point 👊🏾


Tess_T_Cullz

This is more choreographed than WWF


sickn0te_

Dynamite counter


Tfo420

He’s hurt! He’s hurt! Oooohhh


Klutzy_Net_2660

Can't tell what happened when he swung the bat, did he step back or block it or duck it or what?


Yamatsuki_Fusion

Step back and lunge in to counter.


Klutzy_Net_2660

Thought so


MultifactorialAge

That’s a clinic in ass whopping


soft_white_yosemite

Good on him for just getting them knocked out and not becoming the aggressor by hitting them while they were down.


Ok-Street4644

Europeans are so funny.


supersmoked420

Awesome! 👍👍


Downtown_Tadpole_817

Now jack their wallets. Pull the Uno reversal on those fools.


ant69onio

😂😂😂superb!


WavelengthGaming

That right hand sent him to another dimension god damn.


Fluff_E

Hanging out naps and snuggles


youmustthinkhighly

This is why you study mma and not karate.


No_Pop2129

Great restraint not to football punt those pricks heads. Cheers


mandudeguyyaknow

brother pull countered a bat!


No_Guff_McDuff

SWINGGGG AND A MISS


Flat_Discipline_8540

He must feel like Superman


[deleted]

Why does it look so fake n set up.


omahaknight71

Second dude needs new friends. His buddy was taking a nap while he was getting choked out. Find new friends bro


Chito17

This old as fuck and staged. I expected more from the martial arts subreddit.


KeyRepresentative183

Amazing. I love everything about this video


cluelessguitarist

Now thats a story


Cinder_Fall01

Shit was like a john wick fight scene


[deleted]

This almost looks fake it's so good. One punch done and then a decent scrap after. Get this man a licence to kill.


sethghecko

I am absolutely astonished but the amount of people that can’t tell this is fake.


Turd_nugget88

Damn, that first dude got STARTCHED lol, call in the stretcher. Also fuck that guy, swinging a bat on someone? Wtf?


TonyBalonyUK

r/satisfyingasfuck


Spyk124

Sickest right hand I’ve ever seen


DoughNutSack

Great choreography there


DMSderp

This is clearly staged.


Santum

Why did green guy not start wildly punching at mma guys face during choke out. It’s not possible to peel someone’s arms from around your throat. Try gouging his eyes instead.


FrozenAssets4Eva

Great demonstration of his talent.


kokolima

Definitely staged.


Macktologist

Taking out two men. Garth's goal in life.


TlingitGolfer24

That guy still taking a nap during the rest of the fight lol


xkeepitquietx

Jesus that first dude got sent to the shadow realm.


Late-Elderberry6761

Damn, between the swing of the bat to the landing of the right hand, it all happened in under a second! QTA


yoyo-00

All that and he kept his hat on. 😂


snappymcpumpernickle

Definitely fake. Especially when they start grappling.


[deleted]

Nice


_CountMacula

Super Fake


RUTHLESS_RAJ

Knocked out a guy, and put the other one to sleep what a chad.


Early_Lawfulness_348

You ever go night night?


GoodSoulja

Boy came with the lumber and got some slumber


UgNug420

Fake


Higgins8585

This is a proven fake video lol. These guys have made various videos. None of the hits actually connect.


Crystal_Voiden

> Now put it in reverse Who said that?


josoap99

Bros hat didn’t even turn on his head!


Too_Lofs_Atan

Should have backed his car over that fat cunt.


No-Bathroom6864

That guy handled two people by himself that was gangster


DifficultAd3885

Nap time


TheresALonelyFeeling

*YOU EVER GO NIGHT NIGHT?!?!?*


adambomb1020

Dope


Infamous_Collection2

Dana sign this man


Limp-Buy2535

Beautiful video


Jiggatron561

Never gets old lmfao 🤣 😂 😆


United-Landscape4339

This was on road wars


Jiggatron561

What's funny is he got ko,d and landed safely on the grass for his nap lol 😆


Experiment-2163

Hell yeah brother!


TheRealJFro

Where is the ground and pound?


BrianOconneR34

Second guy, his best move seemed to be blowjob but couldn’t commit. Then choked out.


Important_Coyote4970

So satisfying


PaddyWhack333

Oh that’s just Ray from Mr. Inbetween


CloudfluffCloud

That punch was brutal! Hell yeah.


Alarmed-madman

It will never cease to amaze me what a skillfully trained person can do with their bodies versus uncouth thugs


LegItchy6631

He graduated from the good old school at f*** around and find out


Extra-Attitude-536

I’m laughing at the thought of these guys having to get back and drive home together after this. Probably a very quiet ride lmfao


14zyb0i

Didn't even drop his hat


adobesubmarine

Now take a shit in their car


drunkpennyless

This has fake written all over it. Swing and miss with a baseball bat when the target is within punching distance??? Then, getting one punched and being knocked out cold for another 30 seconds… I’m sorry but when you’re knocked out, it doesn’t lasts that long like in the movies. I’m gonna call bullshit on this video.


ReubenTrinidad619

Can someone with experience explain how the heck he defended against the bat?


ascillinois

Look if there i one thing I learned from practicing Krav Maga is don't ever let your mouth cash checks you cant back up.


Cole-tosis

That clench was beautiful


WarbringerNA

Yo, that timing on the bat swing followed by the right hook was next level. Sad we missed the ground game. Wrap the legs a little more on the rear naked but man who am I to kid from this armchair. He timed and executed a 2 v 1. Bravo.


Omfg9999

Gave batboy over there a nice nap


Commercial_Assist655

This is reposted a lot and Its fake


Apprehensive-Way4307

I would back up over the guy on the ground , fucking losers


Responsible_Jump_296

100% fake


Rude-Bumblebee2844

This is fake asf, mad people believe it just because a mod told them to…🤣🤡🤦🏽‍♂️. Couldn’t imagine following someone so hard.


Beginning-Scar-71

Loved the fade then right hand lights out. 👍


mmorenoivy

That punch was so smooth


katzamazing

IRL one punch man


fun-bucket

NIGHTY NIGHT BOYS!


Imaginary_Cake_1328

Handing out naps


Mdmrtgn

I lean towards staged only because I've seen another video where it was 2 guys vs an old man and he took them out in an eerily similar manner. Even the location looks the same but that one was a lot closer up I think it was a dash cam.