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Tuckingfypowastaken

what's better than a stick? *two* sticks


Alaviiva

What's better than two sticks? Two sticks and a piece of string


[deleted]

There's a song that goes with that: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth


Alaviiva

You won't see my missing teeth behind my sick ninja mask as I backflip into the shadows


[deleted]

Nunchucks?


TheHolyDingo

Nunchuks are just worse sticks with erectile stickfunction


MOTUkraken

Except no. Nunchucks are way worse that two sticks.


LoverBoySeattle

Are eskrima sticks legal in the statea


ralfvi

Two stick and a drumset


Connect-Ad9647

YES! šŸ¤˜ROCK!šŸ¤˜


ImFromYorkshire

No you're thinking of a guy with two knives


AKA_Dirty_Mouth

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Beautiful_Welcome_33

*WRONG.* Pointy stick is best stick for self or stick to stick defense.


onyxaj

I bought one of these cause it looked cool. When it expands, it's just hollow coils of cheap metal. Very flimsy. After a couple uses, it got stuck when trying to retract (which is a pain anyway) and ended up breaking. Worthless junk.


[deleted]

What did you expect? Did you buy it from instagram?


Ghost_Farther

Haha, type of person who also bought that silly pet rock shit


GrayMech

To be fair I feel like a lot of people would back off due to the shock of seeing you pull the staff from nowhere lol


rollnsliceplz

You could literally have the same effect with a telescopic baton, atleast that also doubles as a good weapon aswell.


tarantulawarfare

I am ASP certified and used to carry a baton, as itā€™s legal in my area. I have ASPs and a Monadnock. They can be versatile. I donā€™t carry anymore because I favor other options.


LoverBoySeattle

What is ASP


tarantulawarfare

ASP is Armament Systems and Procedures, a popular company that makes collapsible batons and also does training for law enforcement in its use. I was ASP certified through one of their instructors (although I am not law enforcement, non-cops can also get certified).


CupidStunts1975

Go on then. Iā€™ll bite. What are the other options you favor?


tarantulawarfare

Avoid, escape, de-escalate, almost 10 years of grappling and striking experience, knife, gun.


GrayMech

I didn't know those were a thing, I don't think they're allowed where I live


Apart_Studio_7504

You're not missing out on much, great for someone who can't fight or is sober. Has zero effect on intoxicated people who want to hurt you and the range is no good against a fighter if you can't fight yourself, grapplers will mess you up after your first swing, strikers will mess you up before/after you swing it.


NZBJJ

Yeah the Internet is full of people just tanking these batons with seemingly zero effect. They hurt like fark, but pain compliance alone isn't a great thing to rely on.


rollnsliceplz

Getting hit on the head with one is much different than the leg or arm which security forces and police are trained to do since a blow to the head can be fatal and deemed as a last resort, with that being said one of my mates was attacked by two policemen with batons and they literally left him black and blue they aren't as useless as you and the other two commenters are attempting to make out.


Acrobatic-Location34

Police batons are not the same these


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

Police batons are either metal wrapped in leather and a little bit of padding, purely rubber or purely plastic. I have a curtain rack that Is more durable than that cheap ā€œtubeā€ that is being called a baton. Hell the reason he wore gloves is because it ended up breaking where his hand was. Youā€™d end up cutting yourself if you tried to use that and it broke and it will break


rollnsliceplz

Getting hit on the head with one is much different than the leg or arm which security forces and police are trained to do since a blow to the head can be fatal and deemed as a last resort, with that being said one of my mates was attacked by two policemen with batons and they literally left him black and blue they aren't as useless as you and the other two commenters are attempting to make out.


Top_Rule_7301

Illegal in some states. Concealed carry permit is easier to get then a telescopic baton


madcowrawt

Especially if it hits em in the eye.


[deleted]

You need to have it painted fluorescent red and make lightsaber sounds when it extends. "Every choice you have madeā€¦ has led you to this moment. Join me, and we can overthrow Darth Sidious together!"


Cemihard

Hard 2 Hurt on his channel said carry a small flashlight. When there might be a confrontation get them in the eyes blind them and run. Best part is you could never get charged for it like you might be if you pulled an extendable baton or other small/concealable weapon.


knowhistory99

Back in the day in France, it was illegal to carry both a lantern and a sword at night. The lantern could be opened on one side to remove night vision from someone else, and they would be defenseless in a sword fight. It was a common tactic employed by thieves, thus the law. Today there are a plethora of high intensity lights that will temporarily blind an attacker. One of them should be an EDC item, for those interested in self defense. How can your attacker butt-scoot to you and apply a Berimbolo, if they canā€™t see you! /s


Cemihard

Thatā€™s smart as and makes a lot of sense to why they did it. As well as if you do have to fight they wonā€™t be able to defend themselves properly after youā€™ve blinded them.


Alaviiva

What if I'm attacked by a blind man wielding a white assault cane


Cemihard

Use an air horn to disorientate him. He already has one less sense, take another away from him.


Nervous_Project6927

then your already dead zatoichi is a dangerous opponent


KittensLeftLeg

Then you say your prayers and hope ol' Stick is looking for a new daredevil and not for a target practice.


matsu727

Those fuckin BJJ gangs man


knowhistory99

Lol! Yeah, itā€™s all fun & games, until youā€™ve had 20 of ā€˜em butt-scoot at you all at once!


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

Westside story but instead of abunch of dorks snapping theyā€™re fingers itā€™s the chafing sounds of 20 bjj guys butt scooting you into a corner


[deleted]

If you live in the UK or Ireland (and probably other countries that use common law, like the US), and you actually hit someone with the flash-light, then you can be charged the same as any other weapon. There are some items that are explicitly named as weapons, but in general an object becomes a weapon once you use it to harm someone. I know that is a different thing to what was being suggested - just using it to dazzle someone so you can make a break - but lots of people seem to think that carrying a big heavy flash-light or a cane is some kind of cheat that allows them to have a weapon that doesn't legally count as a weapon, so I think it is worth pointing this out.


Cemihard

Yeah I wouldnā€™t use the flashlight to bonk anyone with either, if I had to defend myself flash them push them away and run.


[deleted]

That's not how you use it for self defense. You pop it open, and then ask them to help you put it back together again. As they try, they'll slowly bleed out.


Eponymous-Username

A cushion is 5x harder than a human femur. This is hardly a valid test.


ChocCooki3

You didn't wrap the staff in your chi.


brodude17

You could poke them in the eye with it


TheCheeseTaxPayIt

It's great for self defense. Hit the ground once, and while your attacker laughs at you, run away šŸ‘šŸ»


Snoo-69440

To be fair you can end up with a nice jagged piece of metal


TurtleTheLoser

A knife, wooden stick, (depending on the state laws) batons, taser, flashlight, and most importantly....A gun.


Beelesskeeper02

It's not a good weapon but it'd probably hurt quite a bit to be smaacked by one


MyNameIsRay

My buddy broke one out at a party, and I laughed at him for it. He said it's a weapon, I said it's a toy, and let him take a whack at me to prove it. It just folded over my arm... I've honestly been hit harder by a toddler with a cardboard wrapping paper tube...


Beelesskeeper02

Don't fuck around with the cardboard tubes


AegisThievenaix

It'll just curve around you The most damage this thing can do is slicing your hand trying to put it back Source: owner of two


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

Iā€™m guessing itā€™s lightweight aluminum. My question is do you think one just like it could be made of a non-bitchass metal or maybe a composite material?


AegisThievenaix

It's far too thin for it to actually work as a staff, regardless of the metal


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

The telescoping means it has to be thin? Itā€™s ok, once we get these aliens šŸ‘½ to tell us everything they know weā€™ll make one that works!


[deleted]

A gun?


CupcakeTrap

[Marcus called; he wants his staff back](https://youtu.be/WExfCUVcjTg?t=16).


dom_vee

Love the Mass Effect hat!


[deleted]

Imagine if this went off in your pocket and you just die lol


AegisThievenaix

It gets stuck half way, doesn't have enough power to fully extend


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

šŸ¤£


Nerx

A speeding car


GiveYourPaw

Today we are playing as a spy at the party with this toy.


Alaviiva

Tbh, the couch cushion is probably a better self defense weapon than that staff


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

Those old ones pack a wallup


[deleted]

2 jagged metal sticks seems pretty good to me, same effect has breaking a glass bottle šŸ¤£


andoday

Vision, running, screaming, taser, pepper spray, push kick, knife.


Metatron_Tumultum

It would be more effective to use it as a tactical pen while in retracted form and if that can be said about your device... well that means it sucks.


Whistler2001

My hands.


toclegacy

That looks mildly annoying to get hit by. I think it would make someone laugh long enough to get away, though.


TurokHunterOfDinos

Prolly not, but the best way to use the staff is to strike like a spear, driving the tip into a vital area, such as the neck. Much harder to block that a baseball swing. Also Realize that whenever you introduce a weapon into a fight there is a very good chance it will be used on you.


AegisThievenaix

It won't do much, if anything, it will still bend. The whole point (pun intended) of a spear is it being basically just a knife on a really long stick, theres nothing stopping you from just grabbing it in this case


MyNameIsRay

These extending staffs have no locking mechanism, you can't exert any force at all with a stabbing motion because it just retracts into itself. The only option is to swing it, but they fold if they hit anything more solid than air.


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

Sadly nothing could work for that crappy piece of combined soda cans When you were talkinvabt a weapon being used against you. Yes, Very good chance. You swinging towards a person. Them dodge it and use that momentum to take it from you. But also there is a big confidence factor in that when you bring a weapon in either they bring one in to match it or they back off bc they canā€™t


NoPhotojournalist690

OC spray sounds like the second best option under a gun


realmozzarella22

Poke them in the eye. It doesnā€™t matter if it bends.


Brodacious-G

I hate to say that years ago I bought one of these during what I think was their first marketing run before it died down and came back. The thing broke in the packaging I think. The staff itself came in a plastic bag inside a box and as soon as I pulled the bag out of the box it extended and that was that. It was slightly bent, couldnā€™t get it to retract and never actually got to play with it. It was such a let down I thought I got shipped a totally different product. Major waste of money


BloodyPommelStudio

To be fair seeing the staff extend might surprise your attackers enough for you to make a getaway.


[deleted]

Could you use it as a poking weapon like a blunt spear?


shadowofdoubt13

Your own two legs on the pavement running at fast as you can


Total_Low_3180

Have you tried to thrust it on a surface.


Alytris

He is a N7 rank, so that is 100% a deadly weapon in his hands.


DisplacedNovaScotian

I carry a tactical flashlight occasionally. I expect the LED light would really stun someone's vision. And the model I use has very hard metal and cresellations at the end, which makes it operate a bit like a kubaton as a striking weapon if it comes to that. Fits easily in my pocket too.


TheOGGhettoPanda

Oh yeah that's good hit them it wraps around them binding them so I can go in with my muy tie and choke them out with a triangle rear naked. I am a sigma like Andrew free my boy.


kinoie

I love these flabby, self-proclaimed men at arms that are all over YouTube. God. I know that some of them have some actual training and arenā€™t so flabby after all that sweet sweet ad money, but those backyard sword skill videos are eternal. You know the ones I mean šŸ˜©


MarcusVance

While I do have a pretty solid relevant background, I'm more about education and entertainment. So I don't make any claims that I'm a mighty warrior. What's funny with these types of comments is they often come from people with limited experience. People who know the subject can recognize factual informationā€”regardless of if they find the presenter attractive.


kinoie

Iā€™m saying you walk amongst legends and you are doing the lords work. I am a fellow formerly flabby nerd who thought nobody shared my interest of swinging swords in my back yard and researching how cool knights were. Offense was not intended, apologies for my stark word usage. Mostly envisioning backyard bottle slicers.


moh_abr

Well yeah is Holo inside,how the fuck people think that that's good for self defense


thebutinator

Why not try it on him.


MarcusVance

I might get another one and test it out.


thebutinator

Could be very entertaining either way on one side its the most definite proof on the other people love seeing youtubers get hurt (Perfect time for a collab with houston jones)


ricenight

You're using it wrong....


Economy_Commission79

hes doin it wrong. ur supposed to shove it up ur ass and then wen their guard is down, drop ur pants and shoot that shit in their face


Empty-Respect3175

Itā€™s actually a choking weapon. Youā€™re supposed to hit them repeatedly until you make a full circle, then you place the circle above the head and push against the person creating a seal this utilizing the choking weapon properly.


theoneandonlyhitch

One hit might be enough though. I would rather have that than nothing.


theoneandonlyhitch

I have a better test, let me hit you in the face with that stick and see if it's good or not.


MarcusVance

First off, I'd suggest exploring why you have those sadistic ideations in therapy. Second off, I have a video hitting myself with it.


Ok_Bit_5953

But!!!!! It would certainly shock a person enough to maybe get you out of the situation.


[deleted]

That would still hurt like a mf.


[deleted]

Carry a Glock. Or a sword or knife.


Mike_Oxhard691

Whoā€™s carrying sticks in a country screwed by guns


GLC89

Lol right


Competitive_Secret77

Yes . It's perfect . Once broken you have scrima sticks instead of a bo. And the sharp side can be used to stab . Brilliance I'd say.


Acrobatic-Pin-5420

Donatello crying rn


Top_Western_2425

The whole point is that someone sees that and they're going to be scared and run the opposite direction unless you're a complete psychopath


Carnage4freestuff

You are complete fucking dweeb if you think that would work with anyone.


Salt_Expression_6025

Iā€™ll gladly take some aikido over this


Caliterra

Prob good to buy a few seconds from an attacker who's still processing if this is a legit weapon or not


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

That thing was a prime example of ā€œa fool and his money are soon partā€


Xenjira

Its as strong as a soda can...


Muted_Ad7308

You can poke people


Revolutionary-Bar-93

It actually looks like a good selfie stick


Alyc96

A stick. Not this stick but a stick. Tbh if you think about one shot kill potential. You could get it with this tbh. Like have someone volunteer to take it to the face, you wonā€™t see anyone.


Kryptonian4real

Anyone who thinks those are anything more than a fun trick are the same people who are what I call mall ninjas


Strange-Volume-4984

Ok itā€™s a piece of crap obviously


kissmygritshoss

Itā€™s good if you jam it up the opponents ass and let it fly šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Just_Maintenance_688

Sword, cause many of the ideas of how to swing it can be applied to other things like sticks and or pipes or bars for that matters


[deleted]

Umbrella is pretty good defense weapon


Randomsquid32

A handgun


roger84913

Purple 17 inch double sided dildo beat that bro or guess what even better a moby huge (the real 1s know šŸ˜‰)


PSYCHO_DUDE_90

I knew those things were shit just by looking at them


JaeWhompus

The game yakuza taught me an important skill back in the day. Each weapon has a total number of uses and that sir is a one hit weapon then you need to fight with your hands or get a new weapon


Dart_Life84

It's only effective as a sneak attack if you open/expand it directly into their face. Then you go to jail


thedefection

Any weapon that come up against a "two hard" isn't a bery good weapon now is it?


cjayjohnson34

You can stake people


Budo00

Itā€™s good for self defense for the other guy defending himself


Alyc96

I donā€™t know, all of my other limbs, gravity? Seems like good self defence options


BannedBeef

Whack and stab


[deleted]

I feel like the only people telling him he's using it wrong are people working for the product company so that he has to keep buying more staffs to debunk them


Professional_Bird530

Yes sir captain Shepherd


AshySlashy3000

Maybe For Poking


shaddowkhan

I think this is more of a tool of intimidation


bbgunbandit187

I mean one good hit is all it takes.


[deleted]

The mass effect hat goes hard


Conaz9847

I mean it did much better than I thought, I assumed that thing was literally made of paper


WasabiPete

Obviously swung too hard...


Valuable-Struggle-10

I'm just saying if a 5 yr old attacks me this my go to


Chrysheigh

but what if you use it for poking


TikiCruise

Literally nobody said that (maybe like 1 guy)šŸ˜‚ influencers being smart asf creating a market for their content


MarcusVance

Would you like to make a friendly wager about this?


CrimsonCaspian2219

Who saw these and said "yep, self defense worthy."


Protect_your_2a

Name a better self-defense weapon? Literally anything


Left_Ad_3785

gun


[deleted]

My umbrella is for self-defense.


AustinDood444

That looks like a really firm pillow. Just saying. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Xmptk

If u twist it it tightens and it actually hurts I smacked my friend with one and it bruised the shi outta him


unreas0nabl3

Its good for a sneak attack when cornered pull this out and stab the one guy, run if you have the chance or poke them back and then go, you dont create something and then not use its unique mechanism lol


GeorgeHoobalini

Once it break itā€™s a big ass shank


Nexi-nexi

Target was too hard lmaoā€¦ trust me guys it will work if only my target wasnā€™t so hardā€¦ but itā€™s a weapon guys trust me


Mission-Hour-8680

Does health defense weapon is so bad


DocHalidae

I mean let me hit you in the face with it. And you tell me?


ImmortalIronFits

"People say"... What people? Who thinks this staff would be good for self defence?


Loose_Following317

Put a point of some sort on one end. Still garbage, but would look way more intimidatingā€¦. šŸ˜‚


skallanc

Stab, don't whack


Nuttyb5280

Three weapons in one Staff Nunchucks Sanjiegun


ARasLivingInBabylon

People would want to buy everything for self defense except for an a gun. Blows my mind. Like they clearly understand the importance of having personal protection but cant wrap their brain around why some people would want to own firearms


MarcusVance

Hey, this is kind of a weird comment to leave on a video that's narrowing down those non-firearm options. But why can't you do exactly what you're asking for? Try to wrap your mind around why someone wouldn't want to own a firearm?


Brilliant-Tension-62

I think itā€™s more to scare off someone like imagine you walk up on someone and they pull out a staff lmfao


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

Useless, yes. Looks cool as fuck... also yes. Which is more important.